/ptg/-PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: Saltier than Salmiakki Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>cnn exposed as fake news
youtu.be/l2G360HrSAs - Veritas 2 - vanjones nothing burger 6/28/17
youtu.be/jdP8TiKY8dE - Veritas 1 - American Pravda 6/26/17
>Pres Trump meets w/Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
youtu.be/wYi31uvAQiw
>Pres Trump leads the tribes on High Energy roundtable 6/28/17
youtu.be/KKubD7uIgMI
>Press Trump meets Chicago Cubs 6/28/17
youtu.be/j6V3QQRBXdU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE Act Dir Homan, )audio only) 6/28/17
youtu.be/U2Y0th9xSv8
>VP Pence remarks @ Tendon Mfctng Cleveland OH 6/28/17
youtu.be/zIJUIoE-WMg
>Pres Trump meets with GOP Senators on healthcare 6/27/17
youtu.be/0H3Xq3LlUGY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Sec of Energy Perry) 6/27/17
youtu.be/KqhGTU24VPc
>State Dept Press Brief 6/27/17
youtu.be/HjHzMrPVmGQ
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
>NEWT playlist on Trumpism
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCImdeL-0Jpv7uE-DiVGZnNn8T_c-L6NZ
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003
H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act
>Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws
>Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law
>Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes
>Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals
Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM.
c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
Video will start at 12PM Eastern AKA 16 MINUTES!!!
Stay tuned!

what measures did Trump take to combat black violence problem?

>people actually thought trump would be different if he became president

that's the funniest part of all

6 million hours in paint

rapid fire cirno creation

I

SAID

So when will Joe strike back at Donald for insulting his lover.

so why did he unload on joe when cnn could be in deeper shit?

SAID

>people used to hate Joeposting
>told us not to talk about Joe anymore

APOLOGIZE

>Only Mika Brzezinski

Hey guys, the President of the United States here with a very important message:

Face lifts! Lmao!

That's it! That's all I have to say. Good bye.

>I'm sure Trump is stumped THIS time

...

Trump came through

>amazon recommends me this book
>see wolfgirl on cover
>start reading
>shitty superpower-having main character enslaves a murderous wolfgirl
>starts fucking the wolfgirl

We may not have a wall or healthcare, but Trump delivered something worthwhile

when joe reaches critical levels of joe, someone must intervene

so how do we get it to Don Jr to get Trump to start phasing out vaccinations? Since we are in agreeance from last thread, how do we meme this into reality?

Ehhh... Take the hat off, I'll fix the rest

Tomorrow morning. He'll puff his chest and yell at one of his guests and make an ass out of himself again.

If you were a GOP Congressman, which media question would you rather answer?

>Why are you voting for this immigration bill? Explain why you're a racist xenophobe. DEFEND. THIS.
>What do you think of the vicious attack perpetrated by POTUS upon poor Mika? DEFEND. THIS.

Give me the second option any day.

Anymore Anime Girls Reading AotD?

NO!

WE WILL NO LONGER SURRENDER THIS COUNTRY, OR ITS PEOPLE, TO THE FALSE SONG OF GLOBALISM

secret service?
fbi?

>Better
>2%

Kek

Wrong

plenty of them

Hope he brings Donnie for more salt.

I ended up reading that yesterday. Most of it was bullshit wish fulfillment garbage but the wolfgirl was nice.

Has anyone ever faked a Trump tweet that is 1/10th as good as the real thing?

massive amounts of semen

Imagine if Mika suicides just to make everyone feel bad?

>the entire media apparatus is thrown into chaos over a fucking tweet

repeating numbers wills it

I had fun with this, but we'll never compete

>tfw my country elected this classless moron

...

It's a distraction from the two HR bills being passed today.

>Imagine if Mika suicides just to make everyone feel bad?
Once again, she would be a failure.

whoa there jose, that's too far.

>ryuko
>reading

>Most of it was bullshit wish fulfillment garbage


The curse of that particular writer. All his stories are like that.

Wild Wastes was better, and by a superior author. If you can stomach human on orc sex.

in joes office

America was built on killing the upper class

i wouldn't

If our enemies weren't total retards they would ignore the tweet.

>mfw I see yf

here you go i'm just gonna keep making them cause im bored

>She was bleeding from a facelift.
>I said no!

Democrats ACTUALLY kill a couple hundred thousand babies each year and drumpf being a meanie is their best counter? Pathetic

"suicide"

With the door locked and an application to intern some where else.

I wanna fug cirno

They are so easy to control

People are saying Trump's administration is about to start propaganda campaign to make Nato officially enter Syria.

How do you guys feel about the upcoming war?

Happy Heterosexual Pride Day! Don't let liberals get you down for not being mentally ill!

next edition should be the Dude
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youtube.com/watch?v=g88lIjXh7zA

..you better not attack... Lib Faggots btfo'd once again.

>ryuko
>reading

Are we getting another Veritas video today?

They fly into an outrage because they still think that is going to work like it did in the past
PC culture is dead,. it isn't coming back
Fake outrage is only making them look stupid.

>nips
>taste

>tfw I elected this classless moron
to be fair the alternatives were worse

Source?

wait jumanji that board game is back?
Is it a remake or sequel?

He's been upstaged. Needs to save it for monday.

delet this

>people are saying
and i thought "sources say" was shit

>Leaka

She wanted his dick. Feminist claim sexism but the man is a sex magnet.

"people"

...

Sequel I guess? It's about a video game this time.

>yfw Joe goes on American Top 40 with Ryan Seacrest and drops a new single dissing Trump

Tomorrow and it's about the final boss of CNN.

scoundrel.

Remake

I assume that those people were black

Yes, and Zucker himself is going to be the main star.
twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/880424248484954114

Drumpf

>tfw it was her turn

They are constitutionally incapable because they've insulated themselves in the warm piss filled blanket of outrage culture, leaving one ass blasting desperately in search of their next. They don't know how to ignore anything. It's pathetic in its predictability

twitter.com/seanhannity/status/880446927967584256

woah....

>Be proud that you are not mentally ill

I hate that we are at this point in our society

A Lot of people on conservative twitter are mad today

Problem was due to the size. Those, you have to make a new canvas and sometimes "fix" what was cut off

nobody cares what /sg/ thinks

It's a sequel. It's not a board game this time, but a video game that sucks the players in and turns them into their avatars. There's The Rock, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, and some red-headed bitch as the main characters.

Ah yes.

/sg/ is cancer

Painfully unfunny.

Sounds like someone put all the Hollywood cliches in a hat and started pulling them out.

I can't believe Pawn Vanity from the Bush Jr. defense squad turned into such an aggressive bad ass.

Anyone who actually supports Trump?

So Isekai by Westerners

Ah, simpler times.

youtube.com/watch?v=uttxscMBQwk

Sounds fucking awful.