Bragging Thread

> "So user, tell me whatever you can't tell other people because it would make you seem braggy"

No Pity Parties, share your good news that you can't just share IRL because people would think you're a douche.

I'm an unemployed 28yo virgin living off welfare but online I LARP as a rich man.

Same

I'll start: Even though I don't think I'll make it to my dream college (Wharton), I'll probably make it to University of Miami, then transfer to Wharton.

t. Highschool Senior

Also, my parents' company is finally starting to return the money they invested (Last year's profit was $200,000), and the new store is already handing in a large profit since the store isn't in a third world country where there's more taxes than edible food (Brazil). I'm probably going to make it to the aristocracy as long as I get into Wharton then graduate and go work with Investments (Hedge Funds, Investment Banks, etc.)

As long as this wave of good shit continues, my entire lineage will live comfortably till the end of times, and my only next preocupation is finding a hot girl to marry to. (Will likely happen after I leave/get into uni)

Nice my dudes. Do what make you happy.

I'm an unemployed 25yo virgin living off my rich parents.

That's even worse

I use my own urine as fertilizer for our vegetables in the garden. My parents don't know that. Every time they eat some of it I giggle.

Im great and its like my awuilianscons are too awesome

>Nice my dudes. Do what make you happy.

ayy.

on a serious note, you are heroes this world doesnt deserve, dont ever forget that. Im not meming.

I don't smoke crack anymore so I'm gonna be rich again no doubt

Fuck off kike I hope you end up homeless sucking dicks for cigarettes

Im a 30 year old virgin. Im loaded because all I do is work / running business, but im socially awkward and very insecure about my body.

But I've been working out for quite a long time now, and im feeling better, I feel like I look reasonably attractive when naked.

Hopefully gonna find a sloot to take away my purity within 2-3 months. Pray for me lads.

Shawty lay on me

Work in DC, met with Trump last week.

I worked with this milf who always liked me. I liked her daughter tho. So I ended up sleeping with the milf and then a couple months later when her daughter turned 18 I slept with her . neither knew about me fucking the other.

>Hopefully gonna find a sloot to take away my purity within 2-3 months. Pray for me lads.

why do you feel bad for not having sex? purge yourself of that awefull jewified morals

godspeed user

I am very smart.

I am finally coming to terms with my physical oddity and learning to accept myself. It's been a long road

my girlfriend gives me at least 5 blowjobs a week

it is really easy to be successful in a world where 90% of people are retards.

i work 2-3 days a week and i am going on vacation for 19 days from the 5th to 24th

Woah man. Guess i shouldve expected so much delusional planning to a 17 year old. Focus on getting into college. Dont assune your offspring will live well till Ragnarok

I'm an employed and mostly normal 24-year old virgin living on his own.

I went from a jobless, autistic, mappainting wehraboo, to a wageslave, autistic, mappainting, renting in my capital wehraboo

154 IQ good at everything I do, but I am too socially inept to have good relationships + I hate people help me.

>why do you feel bad for not having sex?

I don't think any culture considers male virginity a virtue, especially not a 30 year old one. You are seen as defective or broken.

There are dogs and horses that have had more blowjobs / pussy than I have.

I used to be a chad. Had a 8/10 fiance and a nice apartment. Had a couple of threesomes with her qt. friend in the early days of going out. Was going to marry her.

Then she cheated on me, and we broke up and I started eating junk food and smoking weed every day. Now I'm moved back in with my parents.

But for just a moment it was glorious lads.

Single mother?

I made $42,000 last year writing incest erocita under female pen names.

I have a seven inch cock.... yeah idk

if true your a god

you are beautiful

clean your room

should of seen if they'd be down for a threesome

...

I hope this is true.

I ran about 50% of the most prominent fake news sites that came out of macedonia during the 2016 election cycle

We are all millionaires because of it

I have the ability to self teach myself anything. I taught myself guitar, all about computers, animation, other shit.

While it's easy to do with the internet, when I did this shit it was when we didn't have much internet access and I had no external guidance.

I am independent, and the only one of 8 kids so far who have made anything of themselves, and is stable. I live on my own, have a career, drive a Lincoln, all at 25. I'm no Donald Trump, but I have to say I'm a bright guy.

Last thing I can brag about is I'm of German descent, have blue eyes (blonde as a baby but it turned brown around 10 years old).

I'm smart and relatively good at piano, also probably going to pursue a journalism career.

I've broken 5 hymens in my day.

I'm in a similar boat my dudes.

What category? Wait let me guess...if its a female pen name, that implies women audience...

daddy daughter?

If I hadn't found out about Finance (Which I love), I would probably end up like you, or running my parents' company as a right hand to the CEO or something. But it's probably a good life.

Maybe try getting into finance? Stock Market and whatnot, can be a fun hobby with hefty returns.

neat

Thanks man! I'm usually not like this, but I feel particularly nice today for some reason. I wish good luck to everyone who wants to make it in the world.

Neat.

At least I will be able to afford the premium kneepads with my dad's money.

I'm seriously cheering for you man! I'm kinda in the same boat, except no gym. I might start later once I get into College or something like that.

That's a nice one. I was snooping through one of my friends' girlfriend and she was in a dinner with Trump during this easter break, really reinvigorated me to think that I might make it one day to the aristocracy in the US (My parents aren't involved with politics or economics, just their own thing)

Nice, why'd you stop?

That's nice man! Keep it up!

Everything you said is true and good. It's not hard to be successful if you invest yourself when others are watching TV or doing nothing.

Yeah, I know. I still have a long road ahead of me, worst case I join my parents' company. Best case I make it as an investor for a big company, both cases are good.

Look into the stock market. People in the spectrum love it and are good at it (patterns etc.)

Aw shit dude, that sucks. Try to get back on track, good luck!

I have publications in some of the top journals of my STEM field. If only my colleagues knew I want to literally gas the jews.

I was about to do some bragging but apparently having sex with a woman is all it takes around here.

I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is Good.

Unless something terrible happens fairly soon I'll end up graduating from top 50 college in CS with more money than I started with. That's something, I suppose.

>brag
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posting me and my bf

Post a pic, we'll be positive.

>I don't think any culture considers male virginity a virtue

sex outside of marriage was always considered as immoral pre 1960s.

Regarding being 30 yo and virgin, its more of a product of later marriage in general than that there is smth wrong with you, stop bothering yourself with those nasty morals we are surrounded, contrary to jewified bs, sex does not define a mans worth.

God bless user!

wheres the bf?

I fucked Bill Nyes niece...but bragging about fucking a fat hipster aint much.

>Maybe try getting into finance? Stock Market and whatnot, can be a fun hobby with hefty returns.


I'm actually thinking about that lately. I really should give it a try

How much masturbation does a typical writing session include?

haha i've not come that far

I graduated from a shit state school and now im making $12 as a accounting clerk at a finance office

And my gf is chubby

I feel like i need to increase my standards.

Its the one on the right. Cant trust trans people user.

It's true. I write a 100,000 word novel or three 30,000 word shorts a month.
D/D is a big seller, but I also do mother/son and mother/daughter and cousin-on-cousin. Writing a "family orgy" right now.

I got an offer from Ernst & Young, but I secretly distrust them and am waiting for Neilsen.

If Nielsen also offers me, which is very probable since I did well on the presentation and group discussion contest, I will rescind my acceptance.

It's part of the male psyche to want to get laid and see it as a conquest. It's natural to feel that way, it shows you want to reproduce and are willing to make changes for the better to achieve it. Good luck to you user!

Muh dik larger than average

Starting law school in the fall with a pretty solid fellowship that should streamline me into some kind of job. Hopefully I'll be able work in a based think tank that is concerned with planning good governance after the coming revolution. That or get into the judicial system and fight the marxists with solid jurisprudence. Going to a conference next week where I should find some intelligent like minded folk. Money wise, I'm student loaned the fuck up but all federal so low interest. I honestly don't know if I'll ever even practice law, but I might for a stint or two just to build up a bit of a net for myself. All in all, I'm blessed and thankful

I make that much schlepping boxes in a retail stockroom. You can do better.

This isn't politics you massive massive faggots
>let me impress strangers anonymously

Zero. I write this shit because it's an easy money maker.

Rolling

How much of your time does it take up? I lack the creativity to write fiction, so I have no clue how time consuming that shit is. Being erotica, I would imagine it is fairly straightforward.

I'm a pretty darn good skier

My family is ranked as being within the top 50 richest families in the state of Virginia.

Show us a painted map

Got my dick sucked on a dentist chair by my co worker.

I actually have a huge dick, it's the size of my 5'8" girlfriend's forearm in length and girth.

I make aliens fight

muh dik...

Do you know your core demographic, do women buy all this or is it a mixture of men and women?

My cock is 5.3 inchs flaccid

Arrogant fuck

Nah I'm ok with being humble.

i pretty much get drunk and go on vacation for 70% of the year and still live an extra comfy life

if i was more of a sociopath or a try hard i could live like a king but i prefer living life on easy mode

i have a BS in chemistry i dont use and work a comission based sales job. maybe i will go to grad school after my girlfriend finishes.

he is on the left silly,
we a qt peace couple xD

I'm a faggot

It take me a month to write and edit a 100,000 word story but that includes dicking around on the internet and taking breaks whenever I feel like it.

It's the only job I do.

I start relationships with Asian girl online and wonder why I get hurt. I go to school for robotics because I don't know what else to do. I watch mgtow videos religiously for the past 4 months. I watch anime and sleep in my free time

They sent me to kill witches and demons with nothing but my bare hands

i meant grandstratgayems.
m8 i can barely draw

Data shows it's roughly 50/50.

I'm 5'6", averagely built. Could dunk regulation before destroying my knees. Have made many women orgasm with no clitoral stimulation. Trick is, if you believe you can do it, so will they. Treat women like they are overgrown children, and you'll be just fine.

You make me so hard. Not your writing, your life. It arouses me

nice

How and where do you sell it? Sites?

I used to write paranormal erotica but I found incest to be a much bigger seller.

I'm filled with dread at my unstable family situation, but I'm capable of handling anything, or dying. Will continue my studies in Chinese or, hopefully, turn over a new leaf in physics next year.
T. Unemployed but previously employed living with parents but have lived alone and have a degree to teach in China currently no gf but have had gfs 25 yr old

Hummmmm. That's pretty sick, but weird, but nice. Good luck with whatever you pursue next!

5 In. reporting in, I feel pretty good about it even though it's about average.

Nice! Millionaires in US Dollars or Macedollars? Regardless, I'm happy for you as long as you helped elect the Right-Wing candidate.

I can kind of reflect myself with you except for the last lines. Really nice! Keep it up!

I wish my parents had forced me to learn Piano, such a beautyful instrument. Good luck with your carreer.

That's gotta be the 1% for this category.

rip. Try to move on with the stock market or something along these lines (Effortless, pay scales with your performance, etc.)

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That's nice, good luck with your computer science carreer!

Yeah, best thing in my life was finding the stock market. I didn't know what I wanted to do before finding out about it, and now I have a clear goal in sight.

Your returns are directly relating to your performance (instead of a salary like other jobs). Try getting into some sort of school, or getting an entry-level position in a finance company, then climb from there. So far, all of MY knowledge is from the internet and books, and I'd say I'm a pretty good investor so far. It's not that hard once you start actually learning.

I know how you feel.

lmao at the second line, but can't you negotiate your salary? Or just work a lot harder to climb? Anyway, at least you have a GF.

Lmao, links? I really wanna see this.

Fucking nice! Good luck.

What's the average in the US?

I love law (though I'm not pursuing it). Good luck! Props for the flag, hope you make it to the scotus.

No pity parties, no bringing others down. Just give advice like a normal person.

I skied once, was pretty fun, wanna do it again soo

I be lyke

I just accepted a job at a private investment firm. Currently on holiday with family in Florida for the next two weeks, and I'll be starting as soon as I get back.
It's a cool job and a great company, but it's no what I want to do forever. I want to be an actor, so I'm using this as an opportunity to make some money while trying to get into a good drama school and picking up freelance work on the side.

I'm actually really handsome/masculine looking. Out of the ordinary compared to the average white guy.

can i brag?

i (male 33) recently started dating a woman (28) that is very conservative. she only had 1 boyfriend in her life (inb4 thats what she says) but i can tell its true by the way she thinks and talks and the things she believes.

im so happy! :D i hope it works out..

Is LARPing the final redpill?

I'm 25 and I'm set to retire in 2-4 years. Didn't do anything special, just work an alright job and live very frugally. Retiring in a 3rd country with $400k, gf and a paid off house. I'm halfway to the goal and everything is going as planned.

Idk you tell me

You can do it too.
Smashwords is my biggest market. I only put my 100,000+ word novels on Amazon (you can't market it as incest and need to carefully word the description). The other online publishers make up maybe 20% of my sales.

as the old saying goes, fake it until you make it. So LARPing is the first step in the final redpill

Do you get published? How exactly does one get into porn writing? Its an oddly specific career path. I assume you have your own website or something and get ad revenue in addition to donations. Am I close?

I've often considered trying to get into furry porn drawing because I know how lucrative niche degeneracy is but I feel like you're trading a piece of your soul to get into that shit.