Ask a Czech anything

Ask a Czech anything

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Tell me about Moravians

Why are you so based?

why do they wear the hats?

They are better than Czechs.

We just kinda hate everything

Why have you stolen the Polish pepe tomato ?

Tell me about the Slovaks. Why did they leave you?

Why are the most atheist?

because I made the polish pepe tomato from this

wtf i love czech republic now

can I get a cz for my birthday????

>Slovenia blue

What the fuck?! I bet they just interviewed a couple of faggots in the capital.


Also, why do you all drive like complete shit while on holiday in Croatia?

A lotta loyalty for a hired šalina

>Also, why do you all drive like complete shit while on holiday in Croatia?
Are you asking that me or Czechs and OP?

want some meth kid?

The Czechs and OP. I don't see cars with Georgian license plates in Slovenia/Croatia.

How does it feel to never win at hockey?

As for me, i was raised into it. And nothing really drives me to include religion in my life. There are also numerous historical reason, during communism, religion was forcefully pushed back. Aditionally, we've been through so much shit in the recent history that it would challenge anyone's faith.

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Wtf Serbs? I thought you guys were cool

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>mfw my boy crosby

Pittsburgh rules, Philly sucks!

>A nuclear plant staged a bikini contest to hire it's next intern.
Common that's retarded you must admit.

How was Reinhard treating you? was more good than bad?

How much do you make ?

Why are west slavs best slavs?

We hate white Westerners,i thought everybody knew this??

Are you aware of that faggot Berkay, the ugly greasehead mole face, that brags about having a online Roblox girlfriend from Czechia?

(pic related, look at that ass mug).

Serious question, why is there so many porn actresses coming from Czechia/Slovaquia? And so many of them are famous in their job. On Eurobabindex Czechia has the same number of actresses referenced, equal to Russia which is a much bigger country. (1020/1039).
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Do Czechs hate white Western Europeans as much as Poles do?

That's imkampfy

Are there any based Czechs I should read up on?

How to buy weed in Czech Republic?

user we are totally diffirent from Czechs in this case.
We are still christian af, while Czechs are the most atheist country in world. Our women are average slav women.

Also why the fuck do we have so many threads like this? Yesterday I saw like 3 or 4 balkan threads and now same thing is happening with Czechs.

Edvard Beneš

He kicked out trashtier humans, Germans.

good, let em, we dont want them going to uni and ending up in the parliament now do we?
youre a niger tho
im sure france gibs are enough to rival my income, tyrone
with money

lol pepiki

shieeeeeeeeeeeet

The ((porn producers)) set up bases here (Hungary also tops the ranks), this makes it easy to star in porn. So our trash does porn while Russian and other trash does prostitution.
Jan Žižka
Karel Čapek (if you really just want to read)
Tomáš Garrigue Masaryk

Who?

Mod of cripplechan's Sup Forums

What do you think of Stefanik and Gajda?

How can you be eastern if you share a longitude with Austria?

Well, anyway, he was bragging about some Roblox girlfriend.

american education desu, otherwise the rest calls us central europe

Great men. I admire them.
That's purely because of the Iron Curtain.
Jesus is he really that autistic? Got source?

Uh...No... It was on a previous thread, it was a thread about some Polish being proud of their country.

I could find it, maybe. Like me check my history.

>tfw you're a czechaboo and a czech thread pops up on Sup Forums

did already apply for your concealed carry license? if not, are you gay?

Any plans to conquer Slovakia? With them you could do anything. Just imagine a unified state and all you could do. You could call it Slovczechia.

When I was in Prague last July, there was a random shirtless guy who ran up to me and started shouting gibberish. What did he want user?

The last way of getting Slovakia would be conquering it.

Just do a referendum about joining back and they have us.

Are you black?

There are some cases in slavland where slavs imitate a monkey infront of anyone black.
Otherwise just remember that you visited the most cucked part of Czech Republic.

Hey, tell you what.
I'll find the source eventually, but this thread might get archived before that. If you want it, email me at my throwaway gmail.

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This is where I stayed...

No my dad is Czech, mom English ancestry, maybe he thought I was a local?

How's the health care? Can I pay to have better and faster service from hospitals/clinics? I don't want to wait 6 months for an appointment with a doctor.

Whats the difference between Bohemians and Czechs?

My great grandparents came from Bohemia and had blonde hair blue eyes with a German name were they Germans or slavs or German-slav half breeds?

Could be. Juust remember that people from Prague use to be weirdos. Capitalism did something to them.

Were they kicked out from country in 1945?
If yes then they are Sudet Germans aka traitors which deserved to be kicked out.

interns are fucking useless, might as well have some fun while picking one?

What is the best Czech film and why is it this?

No they came in 1918

is it safe to travel to Prague?

e to...

Will do. I wanna make fun of antifachan.
The western part in pic is Bohemia, which is the majority that is somewhat more Germanic in both ethnicity and culture than the rest. Moravians are more slavic, religious and have funny accents. Silesians are Czech speaking Poles.
And Czechs are all of these combined.

It is safe but don't expect to see anything good in there.
Just some nice sightseeings. Otherwise, you got way better places to visit in Czech Republic.

>including self
I wish catalonia wasn't spain so we would be red like blood. But these people fuck our statistics.

Why are you a half German mutt?

Porn producers set up their businesses there and in Budapest back in the 90's. Add to that the liberal attitude of the country, the atheism and the poverty and BOOM!

I'm convinced that over 70% of Czech men end up doing gay porn at least once. And every woman does porn and/or prostitutes herself at brothels. Prague is the sex capital of the world.

Why do Czechs hate innocent marathoners?

Why aren't you making more CZ-75s and shipping them to us you faggot. WE WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY.

how do we into second amendment?

Masaryk, the first Czechoslovak president, in collusion with the (((West))) had Milan Rastislav Stefanik shot down and killed by friendly fire despite WWI being over. Stefanik was to become the first Czechoslovak president. It was a really shady incident and one can only wonder how things would have turned out for Czechoslovakia had based Stefanik become president instead of Western Jew puppet Masaryk.

Tell me about your drug problem.

pepper the bell

It's the Nguyen who produces drugs in Czech Republic.

>Bikini contest
Absolutely DEGENERATE

When I went to Prague, shops everywhere were selling edibles, but those were probably low-quality shit targeting dumb tourists

>tfw no qt czech gf to rescue from a life of poverty

tupac is a national hero in serbia

are u goys poor

that's chechens u lad

Do you live in Děčín by any chance?

Why you think that he would be the first president?
Just asking you, I don't want to discuss him because I would be probably WE WUZing.

I'm American but I'm applying gor Czech citizenship based on my father's birth place, in czechia. If I only speak English what kind of work can I find and can I buy a house in Prague or near it for under 500,000 usd

What's Pilsen like? is it ok?

>500 000 usd
nigga u can buy a cathedral with that, gibs me some dat

This doesn't mean that all of them are Czech. Here St. Petersburg is a porn center of all former Soviet Union so all these porn sluts a referenced as from Russia. Maybe the same is true for Czech because Prague is a porn hub of eastern europe.

I live nearby. Why?

CHEEKI BREEKI A VA DAMKE?

my dad served there for 8 years in Decin castle, my elder brother was born in Decin

Yes, cheeky bricks and all that

but Poles do not hate us Italians...

My family has Czech roots (fled to Canada to avoid Hitler), what would it take legally speaking to emigrate back?

It's trivial even if you don't have any roots here man.

I like to make Praga the capital of my Empire on CK2, also the kingdom of Bohemia has a nice shape

is good amigo

Every year I'm treking through Beskidy I look at your part of the mountains and wonder hows your country doing.
I need to cross the border finally and drop by to you people.

Good stuff m8. I study in Ústí.

My ancestry is almost entirely Czech, but my family keeps no Czech customs

What are some Czech things I can do so I can LARP like I have a real ethnic identity?