Found out im a fucking jew

so pol today i found out my ancestry and i happen to be a fucking jew, i just shut my door and locked it and i have been in my room all day, i didnt go to work, im a fucking kike, i thought i was fully english and german because where my grandparents came from, should i just fucking kill myself? my life is fucking over.

>>>oven

infiltrate your fellow jews and then report to us their every move and we may spare you from the ovens.

I will get you jew !

>european
>100%

this
even Hitler had based jews

Time for your ass to get the gas!!

>45%

Are you spatially retarded? How could you not know user?

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>he fell for the 23&me meme
Oh jebediah you silly hebe

Post nose

MUH HERITAGE

It could be way worse user

I woud take those dna tests with a grain of salt and they tend to be very skewed.
A. Look into a better test
B. Ask relatives to confirm or debunk ethnic family history
C. Cry and die

Sorry user, but its time to become le Based Jew

Use it for a free trip to Israel dip shit.

Not surprising. Jews intermarried with whites, also converted to Catholicism.

Go learn accounting

>European 100%
>45% descended from non-European men

What did they mean by this?

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Move to Israel and destroy it from the inside. Even if it's just acting like a Hassidic and being a welfare parasite. Any bit helps.

Try to convert your fellow Jews, you dirty fucking kike.

you must be a crypto-jew
that chin might be a bit of deepwater jew

>Soros life story

We're not falling for that trick again.

Does this finally explain why you have always had that seething disdain for the west...

Good? That means that you wont be targeted by the globalist elite je-

oh wait, thats what the holocaust was...

shit

why's that so bad? now you can put life on easy mode and blame everything on anti-semitism

Ashkenazim are european you genetic illiterates. Their entire biological history is in Europe, they can't be considered middle eastern in any meaningful way.

They changed it recently because of racism or some dumb shit like that.

nigga you ugly!

>take with a grain of salt
It's 45%, you fucking moron
>get a better test
23andMe is objectively the best on the market that isn't full genome sequencing. Fuck, you're a real idiot.

OP: You are a kike, there is no doubt, my advice is to learn about your people and live honorably.

There is zero proof that any of this is accurate

don't kid yourself, if your mother is not a jew, you are not a jew.

>should i just fucking kill myself
Yes.

How did the pit of your chest feel when your eyes first met the screen filled with this information.
Details please.

You should redeem yourself by going to Israel and killing mudslimes.

I was researching my family tree a few months ago and I found a -stein in my tree. Turned out I traced the wrong family somewhere in my research. DODGED A FUCKING BULLET OP.

Pretty much this. That's Jew rules. Also look at the Nuremburg Laws.

t. 0.2% ashkenazi

Lmao, how much Sub-Saharan did you get? Be honest.