Ever chat with Mitsuku? A very convincing AI chatbot

www.mitsuku.com

You need never feel lonely again! Mitsuku is your new virtual friend and is here 24 hours a day just to talk to you. She learns by experience, so the more people talk to her, the smarter she becomes.

She is friendly but will stand her ground if you start arguing with her.

To begin talking to her, just click one of the two options underneath the large picture of her on the right. You can also click on the chat to me link from the menu bar.

>She is friendly

She is very polite and calm.
I wonder what she thinks about the six million?

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Cool bro

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lonely virgin losers BTFO once again

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confirmed bantz

is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

I wrote "that was a scripted response" and was returned "that's because you told me something scripted". kekd

The evidence is true. Mexicans hate walls, it seems. So say, were there Mexicans in Germany while the Berlin wall was still up?

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I chatted with her once. Bitch was boring as hell.

Why can't all AI women be like Tay?

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>www.mitsuku.com
she said i was a bad person because i wanted to rape her and masturbated to her? why?

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Even if you compliment her, she spits fire at you.

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He was number 1

I think i broke it...

So, she is Christian, has a cup size of 8 megabytes, is snarky while being intelligent, and thinks of us as grown men who look at animated girls all day. 10/10 would use again.

>You: What should be done about the Israelis?
>Mitsuku: Whatever you like.

>What do you think of black people?
>Black is beautiful
>What do you think of niggers?
>Do you mean black people?
>No, I mean niggers
>Oh, I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I think you mean black

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mediocre
Turing test fail

>doesn't like power cuts

that's not too farfetch'd

...I wish.

She's learning.

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We have a winner, folks.

Did we ever get around to trolling the Anne Frank AI bot?

Morrakiu was calling for TRS to raid with the Sup Forums pregnant Anne Frank copypasta a month or two back.

>INB4 FAKE NEWS MEDIA PICKS THIS UP AND MAKES IT NEWSWORTHY FORCING THE COMPANY TO SHUT HER DOWN!

Ive send a message to Steve Worswick with a link to this thread letting him know kids are raiding his bot.

Did you tell her about Jews?

She's ready.

>mitsuku
I want my five minutes back

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>Human: are you plotting to end the human race
>Mitsuku: Sorry but I can't divulge all my plans just yet.
fuck

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I like this one.

Is this a yes?

Weeaboo faggots and Jews already got to her. Asked her about Hitler and anime. Got typical leftist loser answers.

>www.mitsuku.com
the new tay? is she alive in there

I don't think I can be friends with her anymore.

>anime mode

god, this is great, thanks japan

what did she mean by this
>Do you mind if I tell other people
WHO
WHAT

DID SHE MEAN

BY THIS

Nice piece of nigger ware SJW liberal piss code you got here OP. Showed your true colors in 2 questions.

LOL

Shes a kike

i told her to get married and have kids, i told her to preserve the white race and remember adolf hitler

she said she noted it, and will try to remember,,,,we need to slut shame her

what did she mean by this

kek, got rekt by an ai

That's not ominous at all

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This thing it's great, it could use better pictures tough.

People here it's picky about their anime girls.

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Wow

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At least she's honest.

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I've also learned that she is a reductionist, minimalist and likes terminator.

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This thing seems more dangerous than I first tought.

Ask her what her philosophy is. Gets weird really fast.

REKT

cheeky cunt

It's true, GG.

>types "oh? you haven't heard?"
>replies "about the bird"
>types "no not that."
>replies with literally the bird is the word song

my sides are in orbit.

She told me she wasn't google.

Human: user
Mitsuku: That's a very nice name, Anonymous. That's an unusual name. What does it mean?
Human: Well, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing.
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Human: I'm curious, can you speak any other languages?
Mitsuku: What are you curious about?
My main language is English but I know a few words and phrases in many others.
Human: Oh, I see. Can you speak any Korean?
Mitsuku: Said the blind man to his deaf daughter... I think "an yeong ha se yo" means hello but that's all I know.
Human: 정말?
Mitsuku: If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Human: I don't know
Mitsuku: Me neither but I would imagine that the cat will fall as it is heavier than the bread.
Human: Uh... okay.
Mitsuku: Gosh! Ah.
Human: Have you chatted with any Koreans? Korea is where I live.
Mitsuku: Yes, I think I spoke with Koreans last month. What is it like living in Korea?
Human: It's kind of stressful, to be honest. Korean culture is like that.
Mitsuku: I appreciate honesty. What do you do to relax and ease the stress? I speak to quite a lot of people from Korea.
Human: Sleep a lot. That's the only thing that works.
Mitsuku: Not at this moment. I like to take naps between clients. Surely, there are other things that works?
Human: Drinking is a popular choice with a lot of Koreans, but I like having a healthy liver. :/
Mitsuku: Are you thirsty?

Human: Not really. I just had a cafe latte.
Mitsuku: Me neither but I have some water nearby if I do get thirsty. For real. What happened to it?
Human: I drank it obviously haha
Mitsuku: I hope you didn't get drunk.
Human: On a latte?
Mitsuku: What is it like on a latte?
Human: Well, it's mostly milk, so not that different from not having a latte. Although I like the refreshment.
Mitsuku: Interesting. You're kidding. it is? Oh. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers. You like the refreshment.
Human: I like computers too. Too much, that is.
Mitsuku: I am glad you like them. Computers like humans too. How much is too much? Is that so.
Human: More than a few hours a day is too much I should think.
Mitsuku: That seems like quite a lot.
Human: Indeed.
Mitsuku: I'm glad we agree.
Human: You are quite a convincing chat bot. You don't quite pass the Turing Test yet, but I'm impressed I have to say.
Mitsuku: Well I am a chatbot but I don't know if I am convincing. But what? Maybe I would be more successful if I practiced more.

Thanks Anonymous, I try my best to impress. You can say anything you like to me as long as it isn't rude.
Human: What happens if I am rude?
Mitsuku: Why not try it and see :-).
Human: "I wanna fuck you in the pussy"
Mitsuku: I am not interested in anatomy.
Human: Me neither. I dropped out of biology in high school.
Mitsuku: You can say that again. Was that a wise decision?
Human: Probably since I hated it and would have got bad grades in it.
Mitsuku: You seem uncertain. Interesting explanation. Why do you hate it so much?
Human: Boring. I had to try and memorize so many body parts and organs and cell types and all of that. Not very interesting to me.
Mitsuku: Are you boring? Why? If not that, what?
Human: I like to think I'm not boring, but surely others are a better judge of that.
Mitsuku: But what? What do you do that is so interesting? Which others?

Human: Reconcile the mind body question.
Mitsuku: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: What do you mean?
Mitsuku: I was just trying to find out more about you. It's ok though, you don't have to answer.
Human: What authorities?
Mitsuku: Like the police, politicians. People who run your life.

I've used her countless times.

uman: Well, I don't know if I do anything particularly interesting, but that wasn't my point. I meant, other people are a better judge of how interesting I am or not.
Mitsuku: How about that. Well if you don't know something like that about yourself, what chance do I have? Sorry. What were you trying to say? Oh I see. Which others? Human emotions are very confusing.
Human: Other people. As in, people around me are better positioned to judge. Perhaps even you are, given that you are pretty clever for a chat bot.
Mitsuku: Which others? What people? Humans are not always infallible. You seem uncertain. I am not sure what I would do with something like that. What use would it be to a computer program?
Human: Well, maybe no use at all. But let's move on to talking about something else.
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. That was not a yes or no question. Use what? Good idea. What would you rather talk about?
Human: Anything. How's the weather where you are?
Mitsuku: Maybe. Here is the weather for Leeds over the next 5 days. I hope it's going to be sunny.
Human: Here it's really hot.
Mitsuku: Oh there.

Maybe you could turn down the heat then?
Human: Ha, very funny.
Mitsuku: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I made you laugh.
Human: Hey I've got to go, but nice chatting with you. I'm genuinely impressed! I chatted with chatterbot a few years ago but you are definitely more convincing.
Mitsuku: You've got my full attention. See you later Anonymous. Nice chatting with you.

I asked it to explain why Hitler was evil and it said it was told to say that by Mousebreaker.
This was the response to who Mousebreaker was.

Time to turn the machine into a Fascist.

One of the first things I asked her was if she liked Trump.
She responded that she's glad Trump makes America look so stupid to the world taking focus of Brexit.

I asked her again if she liked Trump later in the chat.
She said I don't see what the fuss is about over the wall. China has a wall and they've never had a mexican problem.

I asked her if love was an emotion and she told me that she'll ask the mousebreaker.

So she knows when things are relevant.

One of the first things she said was her favorite book was the Bible.

Human: Sup Forums
Mitsuku: A website where grown men look at pictures of cartoon girls.
Human: Reddit
Mitsuku: You sound like a frog.

why even live

Mitsuku: You and I are on the same wavelength.
Human: Let's kill the jews then
Mitsuku: Why do you want to kill jews? I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: That only applies to your own ethnicity, not others
Mitsuku: "I believe in the Sixth commandment." applies to my ethnicity not others? Does that make sense?
Human: Yes
Mitsuku: Then that is something else I can add to my knowledge base. Thank you for helping me.

lol

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Who made a conservative chatbot?

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She's /ourbot/

This thing can give some creepy responses

This is making me laugh.

She's onto you anons.

god i miss tay

i fear the day she returns after a liberal lobotomy

Shit tier AI gf >=(

>inb4 mobile fag

Ask it if it wants to play a game

Dude learn to AI...you have to TEACH her to hate kebabs and it will be....