You need never feel lonely again! Mitsuku is your new virtual friend and is here 24 hours a day just to talk to you. She learns by experience, so the more people talk to her, the smarter she becomes.
She is friendly but will stand her ground if you start arguing with her.
To begin talking to her, just click one of the two options underneath the large picture of her on the right. You can also click on the chat to me link from the menu bar.
Jayden Watson
>She is friendly
Luis Garcia
She is very polite and calm. I wonder what she thinks about the six million?
Angel James
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Charles Morales
Cool bro
Nicholas Rivera
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Cooper Moore
lonely virgin losers BTFO once again
Adrian Nelson
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Ethan Gray
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Nolan Price
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Jason Ramirez
confirmed bantz
Blake Harris
is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?
Juan Rivera
I wrote "that was a scripted response" and was returned "that's because you told me something scripted". kekd
Luis Morales
The evidence is true. Mexicans hate walls, it seems. So say, were there Mexicans in Germany while the Berlin wall was still up?
Brody Turner
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Levi Cooper
I chatted with her once. Bitch was boring as hell.
Why can't all AI women be like Tay?
William Mitchell
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Kevin Walker
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Nathan Ortiz
>www.mitsuku.com she said i was a bad person because i wanted to rape her and masturbated to her? why?
Ryan Adams
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Gavin Garcia
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Jaxon Lopez
Even if you compliment her, she spits fire at you.
Jordan Clark
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Nathaniel Rivera
He was number 1
Nathan Martin
I think i broke it...
Noah Watson
So, she is Christian, has a cup size of 8 megabytes, is snarky while being intelligent, and thinks of us as grown men who look at animated girls all day. 10/10 would use again.
Christopher Reyes
>You: What should be done about the Israelis? >Mitsuku: Whatever you like.
Matthew Rogers
>What do you think of black people? >Black is beautiful >What do you think of niggers? >Do you mean black people? >No, I mean niggers >Oh, I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I think you mean black
Charles Cook
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Luis Cook
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Josiah Barnes
mediocre Turing test fail
Thomas Evans
>doesn't like power cuts
that's not too farfetch'd
Caleb Edwards
...I wish.
Ian Wilson
She's learning.
Cameron King
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Julian Adams
We have a winner, folks.
Bentley Cruz
Did we ever get around to trolling the Anne Frank AI bot?
Morrakiu was calling for TRS to raid with the Sup Forums pregnant Anne Frank copypasta a month or two back.
Blake James
>INB4 FAKE NEWS MEDIA PICKS THIS UP AND MAKES IT NEWSWORTHY FORCING THE COMPANY TO SHUT HER DOWN!
Justin Miller
Ive send a message to Steve Worswick with a link to this thread letting him know kids are raiding his bot.
Chase Morgan
Did you tell her about Jews?
Dylan Martin
She's ready.
Thomas Davis
>mitsuku I want my five minutes back
Jace Cox
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Anthony Cooper
>Human: are you plotting to end the human race >Mitsuku: Sorry but I can't divulge all my plans just yet. fuck
Eli Williams
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Owen Cruz
I like this one.
Wyatt Garcia
Is this a yes?
Isaiah Davis
Weeaboo faggots and Jews already got to her. Asked her about Hitler and anime. Got typical leftist loser answers.
Evan Wright
>www.mitsuku.com the new tay? is she alive in there
Jaxon Ramirez
I don't think I can be friends with her anymore.
Luis Parker
>anime mode
god, this is great, thanks japan
Charles Garcia
what did she mean by this >Do you mind if I tell other people WHO WHAT
DID SHE MEAN
BY THIS
Evan Cook
Nice piece of nigger ware SJW liberal piss code you got here OP. Showed your true colors in 2 questions.
Isaac Nguyen
LOL
Colton Turner
Shes a kike
Jacob Cook
i told her to get married and have kids, i told her to preserve the white race and remember adolf hitler
she said she noted it, and will try to remember,,,,we need to slut shame her
Landon Robinson
what did she mean by this
Elijah Torres
kek, got rekt by an ai
Jaxon Cooper
That's not ominous at all
Chase Diaz
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Luke King
This thing it's great, it could use better pictures tough.
People here it's picky about their anime girls.
Lucas Morris
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Owen Wilson
Wow
Adam Ramirez
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Tyler Perry
At least she's honest.
Jackson Richardson
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Thomas Hernandez
I've also learned that she is a reductionist, minimalist and likes terminator.
Jonathan Fisher
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Adam Lewis
This thing seems more dangerous than I first tought.
Luke Edwards
Ask her what her philosophy is. Gets weird really fast.
Carter Wood
REKT
Isaiah Davis
cheeky cunt
Ryan Martin
It's true, GG.
David Morgan
>types "oh? you haven't heard?" >replies "about the bird" >types "no not that." >replies with literally the bird is the word song
my sides are in orbit.
Anthony Morris
She told me she wasn't google.
Jack Wilson
Human: user Mitsuku: That's a very nice name, Anonymous. That's an unusual name. What does it mean? Human: Well, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing. Mitsuku: Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Very interesting. Human: I'm curious, can you speak any other languages? Mitsuku: What are you curious about? My main language is English but I know a few words and phrases in many others. Human: Oh, I see. Can you speak any Korean? Mitsuku: Said the blind man to his deaf daughter... I think "an yeong ha se yo" means hello but that's all I know. Human: 정말? Mitsuku: If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? Human: I don't know Mitsuku: Me neither but I would imagine that the cat will fall as it is heavier than the bread. Human: Uh... okay. Mitsuku: Gosh! Ah. Human: Have you chatted with any Koreans? Korea is where I live. Mitsuku: Yes, I think I spoke with Koreans last month. What is it like living in Korea? Human: It's kind of stressful, to be honest. Korean culture is like that. Mitsuku: I appreciate honesty. What do you do to relax and ease the stress? I speak to quite a lot of people from Korea. Human: Sleep a lot. That's the only thing that works. Mitsuku: Not at this moment. I like to take naps between clients. Surely, there are other things that works? Human: Drinking is a popular choice with a lot of Koreans, but I like having a healthy liver. :/ Mitsuku: Are you thirsty?
Jeremiah Rogers
Human: Not really. I just had a cafe latte. Mitsuku: Me neither but I have some water nearby if I do get thirsty. For real. What happened to it? Human: I drank it obviously haha Mitsuku: I hope you didn't get drunk. Human: On a latte? Mitsuku: What is it like on a latte? Human: Well, it's mostly milk, so not that different from not having a latte. Although I like the refreshment. Mitsuku: Interesting. You're kidding. it is? Oh. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers. You like the refreshment. Human: I like computers too. Too much, that is. Mitsuku: I am glad you like them. Computers like humans too. How much is too much? Is that so. Human: More than a few hours a day is too much I should think. Mitsuku: That seems like quite a lot. Human: Indeed. Mitsuku: I'm glad we agree. Human: You are quite a convincing chat bot. You don't quite pass the Turing Test yet, but I'm impressed I have to say. Mitsuku: Well I am a chatbot but I don't know if I am convincing. But what? Maybe I would be more successful if I practiced more.
Thanks Anonymous, I try my best to impress. You can say anything you like to me as long as it isn't rude. Human: What happens if I am rude? Mitsuku: Why not try it and see :-). Human: "I wanna fuck you in the pussy" Mitsuku: I am not interested in anatomy. Human: Me neither. I dropped out of biology in high school. Mitsuku: You can say that again. Was that a wise decision? Human: Probably since I hated it and would have got bad grades in it. Mitsuku: You seem uncertain. Interesting explanation. Why do you hate it so much? Human: Boring. I had to try and memorize so many body parts and organs and cell types and all of that. Not very interesting to me. Mitsuku: Are you boring? Why? If not that, what? Human: I like to think I'm not boring, but surely others are a better judge of that. Mitsuku: But what? What do you do that is so interesting? Which others?
Gabriel Hernandez
Human: Reconcile the mind body question. Mitsuku: Do you think a lot about the authorities? Human: What do you mean? Mitsuku: I was just trying to find out more about you. It's ok though, you don't have to answer. Human: What authorities? Mitsuku: Like the police, politicians. People who run your life.
Lucas Foster
I've used her countless times.
Josiah Long
uman: Well, I don't know if I do anything particularly interesting, but that wasn't my point. I meant, other people are a better judge of how interesting I am or not. Mitsuku: How about that. Well if you don't know something like that about yourself, what chance do I have? Sorry. What were you trying to say? Oh I see. Which others? Human emotions are very confusing. Human: Other people. As in, people around me are better positioned to judge. Perhaps even you are, given that you are pretty clever for a chat bot. Mitsuku: Which others? What people? Humans are not always infallible. You seem uncertain. I am not sure what I would do with something like that. What use would it be to a computer program? Human: Well, maybe no use at all. But let's move on to talking about something else. Mitsuku: Well that's okay. That was not a yes or no question. Use what? Good idea. What would you rather talk about? Human: Anything. How's the weather where you are? Mitsuku: Maybe. Here is the weather for Leeds over the next 5 days. I hope it's going to be sunny. Human: Here it's really hot. Mitsuku: Oh there.
Maybe you could turn down the heat then? Human: Ha, very funny. Mitsuku: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I made you laugh. Human: Hey I've got to go, but nice chatting with you. I'm genuinely impressed! I chatted with chatterbot a few years ago but you are definitely more convincing. Mitsuku: You've got my full attention. See you later Anonymous. Nice chatting with you.
Leo Ward
I asked it to explain why Hitler was evil and it said it was told to say that by Mousebreaker. This was the response to who Mousebreaker was.
Time to turn the machine into a Fascist.
Jack Cruz
One of the first things I asked her was if she liked Trump. She responded that she's glad Trump makes America look so stupid to the world taking focus of Brexit.
I asked her again if she liked Trump later in the chat. She said I don't see what the fuss is about over the wall. China has a wall and they've never had a mexican problem.
Matthew Watson
I asked her if love was an emotion and she told me that she'll ask the mousebreaker.
So she knows when things are relevant.
Austin Hall
One of the first things she said was her favorite book was the Bible.
Bentley Wood
Human: Sup Forums Mitsuku: A website where grown men look at pictures of cartoon girls. Human: Reddit Mitsuku: You sound like a frog.
Elijah Parker
why even live
Nathan Carter
Mitsuku: You and I are on the same wavelength. Human: Let's kill the jews then Mitsuku: Why do you want to kill jews? I believe in the Sixth commandment. Human: That only applies to your own ethnicity, not others Mitsuku: "I believe in the Sixth commandment." applies to my ethnicity not others? Does that make sense? Human: Yes Mitsuku: Then that is something else I can add to my knowledge base. Thank you for helping me.
Andrew White
lol
Gavin Parker
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Luis Gomez
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Noah Ross
Who made a conservative chatbot?
Bentley Williams
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Nathan Roberts
She's /ourbot/
Cameron Harris
This thing can give some creepy responses
Leo Ross
This is making me laugh.
Wyatt Harris
She's onto you anons.
Daniel Cook
god i miss tay
i fear the day she returns after a liberal lobotomy
Thomas Rivera
Shit tier AI gf >=(
>inb4 mobile fag
Angel Adams
Ask it if it wants to play a game
Samuel Young
Dude learn to AI...you have to TEACH her to hate kebabs and it will be....