Does anyone on Sup Forums actually have a job in politics? Do you work as a civil servant or as a party member?

Does anyone on Sup Forums actually have a job in politics? Do you work as a civil servant or as a party member?

Nope, just a lowly retail worker for everyone's favorite multinat.

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im the president of america

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Closest thing for me is serving in the military, other than that nope

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I'm a mailman so I guess I work for the government

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Fucking government shill. WHERE IS MY SUBSCRIPTION TO BIG AMAZON TITIES OF THE MONTH MAGAZINE?

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Is it fun controlling the world?

that's been me for the last 2 days desu

Disappointing after the nice weather last week.

Wouldn't know, I'm not jewish

>when the cia tries to data mine you but all they end up with are hard drives filled with pictures of nazi frogs and horse pussy.

You guys get a bunch of hot bitches in your army. We get a bunch of nasty dikes, and overweight niggers.

I work as a copywriter and analyst for an International Political Consultancy firm. We're basically mercenaries for hire that take care of a political campaign from start to finish - online/offline presence; positive/negative approach (aka we can elevate an existing political persona to the public view or act as an attack dog against the competition); building up frameworks for online political management; conducting polls on medium-large segments of pop. etc.

tl;dr I'm getting paid to shitpost for the highest bidder.

>mfw most of our clients are corrupt African incumbent Presidents that want to hold on to power for ever

>he doesn't know that the "IDF hot bitches" meme was actually a psy-op orchestrated by the Israelis themselves in order to make young Jewish-Americans join the IDF because it's hip and cool

wewlad, how new are you?

Dish the dirt on Mugabe.

>falling for that meme

you deserve to go and die pointlessly for (((people))) who view you as untermensch

>ah shit
I'm being told by two countries with a lot of hot chicks, so it must be true.

i read that the rumour was that tim fallon left politics after he started looking into some of these 'terrorist attacks' and saw who was really responsible. ie, all state sanctioned/supported

I have been member of political party and her youth organization since age of 16(the party itself since turning 18) so kind of. I failed to get elected in municipality elections, but still managed to get second most votes in my party.

whats the point of these fucking flags?

There's a wide range of chicks, from hot to ugly and fat
From what I've seen, lefty feminists go against the mandatory military sercice and protest against it
Though I don't see what them being feminist has to do with anything

Give me a job, buddy.

>Used to work for the gov
>Actually reported """""refugees"""" to immigration departments for having IS flags and shit on their facebook page, few dozen were deported soon after
>Made sure that shitskin freeloaders using multiple addresses / bank accounts etc got a ton of nasty letters telling them to pay up or get kicked out of the country
>Put a hot iron in Jamal's and Fatima's butthole after discovering they never worked a day in their life the last decades even though there was nothing wrong with them.
Good times.

Truth be told, there's really nothing new to say regarding Mugabe, he has been running on a platform that honestly doesn't even require him to lie to his electorate in order to generate votes. I guess the only thing that's truly funny about him is the fact that he works with a British Consultancy Firm for quite some time already - which kinda translates into "the white people are telling him what to do and how to act"

It's pretty fucked up when you look at most of the African countries at the political level - especially the ones that portray themselves as emerging economical powers - such as Ghana, Zambia, South Africa (kek) etc. All of the political leaders in these countries are being consulted by white people - be it Cambridge Analytica, Bell Pottinger or any other western firm.

As a side note, Cambridge Analytica - our main competition and the largest data-mining / consultancy firm in the world - is currently tied in a large scandal in Kenya. They are working for the incumbent President - Kenyatta - and they have been given free access by the Kenyan government to data mine the entire country in order to influence voting patterns in the upcoming elections. Given that Kenya is a very fractured society - ethnic wise - and people are actually getting killed because of how they are named (ethnic-based names), data-mining on a such a large scale is a very dangerous thing, considering that Kenya does not have any privacy bills in their Constitution and that Cambridge Analytica would provide data from across the country directly to the President himself.

tl;dr Africa truly is a shitstorm that will never end

>Cambridge Analytica
I keep hearing this name.

If you like working for the highest bidder, completely disregarding any sense of morality or ethics, then you are perfectly suited for the job.

>mfw we might get subcontracted by the ANC in South Africa for the next year's election

White people are behind the white genocide, never forget this. The niggers are way too stupid to actually formulate a political plan that would generate them votes - everything is planned by the whites that work for them. Whenever you see news regarding the white-owned land expropriation that is happening in South Africa, always remember that white people have come up with that strategy.

The British Political PR Firm Bell Pottinger was hired by the Gupta family in South Africa - the Guptas have very closed ties with Zuma (ANC) and Malema (EFF) - to spread hate-messages against the white population on social media platforms, regarding the land expropriation, all for electoral gain.

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a basic gestalt on Cambridge Analytica

>Cambridge Analytica is one of the biggest such firms in the world – it was created in 2013 as an offshoot of its British parent company SCL Group in order to participate in the American political process. The company, founded by Nigel Oakes of SCL Group, is currently owned by American billionaire Robert Mercer and it has been described as a “psychological warfare firm”, with “The Guardian” newspaper claiming that the company employed senior ex-army officers experienced in psychological warfare operations.

>In 2014 alone, Cambridge Analytica was involved in 44 U.S. political races and numerous other international contracts revolving around the electoral races across the globe. With a 25 year experience behind, it has supported more than 100 campaigns across five continents – in countries such as Russia, Lithuania, Latvia, Ukraine, Kenya, Iran, Moldova etc. The firm labels itself as a “data-driven” company – mainly using the data that they collect to change the behaviour of any given audience and thus influencing the electoral pattern in their client’s favour.

tl;dr political mercenaries for hire

Do you know what role did they play in Trump's election?

they played quite a huge role in the Trump and Brexit campaign last year. They did what they usually do - data-mine the fuck out of the population then influence their voting patterns via targetable online content.

>The US billionaire Robert Mercer – a major Trump supporter who is close friends with Bozell and the former Ukip leader Nigel Farage – was so impressed with Cambridge Analytica that he has reportedly become a major shareholder. Trump’s chief strategist, Steve Bannon, used to sit on its board.

Their main strongholds for online presence were the swing states - the Rust Belt.

>On its website it boasts: “We collect up to 5,000 data points on over 220 million Americans, and use more than 100 data variables to model target audience groups and predict the behaviour of like-minded people.”
>Perhaps inevitably, given these connections, the Trump campaign ended up paying almost £5m to the company to help it target swing voters.

They did the exact same thing for the Brexit Campaign as well - Robert Mercer introduced Nigel Farage to Cambridge Analytica roughly the same time as they approached Trump. Mind you, before signing with Trump, Cambridge Analytica worked for Ted Cruz in the Republican Presidential race.

Fuck, that's creepy. So all of this populism, is most likely fake, and harnessed for the end goals of billionaire kikes.

Not likely. Pretty much every political group gets people to look at the population, to see how best to connect with the people. The numbers come back, but the only thing it really changes, is how much time they spend talking about select issues in ads, or during speeches.

>example
10% of the population cares most about gun control
90% cares most about tax reform
>conclusion
Talk more about tax reform.

there no national socialist workers party in my country, why would I work in politics?

>So all of this populism, is most likely fake, and harnessed for the end goals of billionaire kikes.

Exactly on point. They do all of this for the electoral gain - they first canvas the population and the trends, then they data-mine all they can get their hands on in order to influence the voting patterns. They are basically exploiting the real frustration that emanates from the society by shifting the paradigm towards their liking - if the Overton window shifts towards the right, they will capitalize on that by embracing a more "nationalistic-populist" tone - same goes for the left.

You seem to misunderstand what Cambridge Analytica does - they don't just canvas the population in order to "better connect with the people". They data-mine as much as they can in order to influence voting patters by using online targetable content. They are way past "we're just looking at what people are thinking" and that's what most don't understand - what they are doing is influencing via the use of your own thoughts.

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I'm not misunderstanding anything. I'm just reading it back to you in far less ominous terms, and far more realistic terms. You make it sound like they're reading peoples minds, but that's not really the case.

This was ultimately inevitable. I can't wait until our kike overlords start to harness these techniques for the entertainment industries.

He's saying that they are collecting data and acting on it in a highly targeted manner. For example, there are some billionaire kikes who most likely stand to make a fortune out of brexit, so they hire one of these firms to make brexit happen.

I bet jonestein stands to make a lot of money out of this shit as well somehow. I'll figure it out, and then that zionist cuck's going down.

There's psychology behind everything, and whether you know it or not, you're playing into part of the game now. We both said the same thing, but in such different ways, as to have a reader, who's not versed in how such things work, come to two entirely different conclusions.

>having a job

"This was ultimately inevitable. I can't wait until our kike overlords start to harness these techniques for the entertainment industries."
They've been doing that for years.

>You make it sound like they're reading peoples minds

Well to put it shortly, that's their end goal - by data-mining 5.000 data points on each individual person, they can pretty much accurately predict your online behavior, therefor they can target you with the content that is best suited to swing your vote towards their side. Moreover, Cambridge Analytica employs more than 100 data variables to model target audience groups and predict the behavior of like-minded people - not individually this time, but rather on a collective hive-mind level.

By canvasing 200+ million people in the US in the last election alone, Cambridge Analytica pretty much knows the online pattern of most Americans - and that's what they are doing wherever they work, be it Kenya, Moldova, Ukraine, Russia or the US itself.

I know. But not at this level. These are new tools.

I was a "cabinet level" policy advisor specializing in agriculture, tourism development, and the defense industry for the state of Indiana for four years, including two under Mike "LGBTBBQ" Pence. Ask whatever you want to know.

>BIG AMAZON TITIES OF THE MONTH
Do they offer overseas subscriptions?

End goal maybe, but they don't have the kind of power you're implying. Let's say I'm with the FBI, and my searches indicate that I regularly look for dark web links. Their data will peg me as a likely pedophile, but that couldn't be further from the truth. That's an extreme example, but lets take into account someone who has a PC which they share with family. Same faulty results.
This, and the data has limited use fullness. No matter how much data mining you do, you wont be able to influence someone to do something they ultimately don't want to do.

>I can't wait until our kike overlords start to harness these techniques for the entertainment industries.

As correctly stated, they've been doing this for years already. Google, for that matter, is the largest data-mining company that works around influence behavior patterns - Facebook is doing it as well.

It's pretty funny when you look at it in another perspective - if you have seen the Alex Jones appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast: at some point, they talk about who controls the world and Alex goes on with his typical rambling about inter-dimensional blood-sucking vampires, but at some point he talks precisely about what Google is trying to do - create an AI that draws its power and knowledge from the millions of people that use the search engine, essentially creating a neural-web that would allow Google to track basically everything and also predict events that would transpire in the future, by analyzing the thought-pattern of millions of users.

tl;dr the future looks grim

Why you hiring?

Controller for a german Company, 75k Euro, Partymember of AfD.

Often times though all the data mining in the world is worthless. Just look a the gaming industry. They data mine the fuck out of their customers, but they only get mildly better results from it.

Biggest thing people need to do, to prevent this, is to have a mind of their own, and not worry about conformity.
>If you like a politician
Vote for them
>If you like some music
Listen to it.
>If you like some kind of food
Eat it.

People these days worry way too much about what others will think of them.

Well, politics is still downstream from culture.

>No matter how much data mining you do, you wont be able to influence someone to do something they ultimately don't want to do.

I get what you are saying and you are completely correct, however you have to take into consideration that this data-mining scheme is not, at the moment, targeted at dedicated voters that already have their choice in mind months before the election cycle, but rather on undecided voters in swing states. That's why Cambridge Analytica mainly worked in the Rust Belt areas in the US, not the ultra-liberal hotspots and whatnot.

>This, and the data has limited use fullness

In a democracy such as the US, sure, the data definitely has limited use considering the privacy bills that are set in stone in the Constitution, that's why most firms that data-mine in the US need to tread carefully, as they usually work in a "grey area". But when a firm such as Cambridge Analytica employs their data-mining operations in countries such as Kenya, Ghana or any other African shithole that doesn't have a privacy law written in its Constitution, the paradigm changes drastically, as they can not only influence the voting patters via targetable content, but they can actually use the data that they mine for nefarious practices, such as intimidation, blackmail etc.

Read and see how that data-mining impacts the public way more than you think, especially in emerging democracies.

I don't really care, desu. I just want the job.
Cum intram in legatura?

I get what you're saying, I really do; but ultimately it comes down to people being too lazy to actually take the time, and make informed decisions, and thus get taken advantage of. That's been going on since the stone age, there's just new tools out there to do it with. Just look at CNN, and their little Elmo skit they did over Syrian Rapefuggies. It was clearly an attempt to make children more open to them. That's just the way of the world sadly. It's, always been done like that.

>Biggest thing people need to do, to prevent this, is to have a mind of their own, and not worry about conformity.

Truth be told, it's not really even about conformity anymore, it's the fact that for example, Google has a monopoly in the search engines market, therefor everybody that tries to look for something that they personally like would eventually end up on Google with that info - from that point on, you just have to rinse and repeat and you essentially have the person itself providing Google with their own behavioral pattern.

And let's be honest, Google is the example that I use the most, but they are not the biggest fish in the pond - that's Facebook, and what Zuckenberg is doing is actually dangerous as fuck, as he is playing with behavioral influencing in real-time (see the huge scandal that was unfolded regarding the Facebook algorithms and how Facebook was trying to create a script that would access your webcam without your knowing, then scan your face when you would scroll down on the Facebook feed, capturing the seconds it took you to read a post or see a picture - and by doing this, seeing what you like most by scanning your face, then pushing that exact content over and over again for financial gain).

Most people don't fucking get that the most valuable thing that you can have nowadays is not money whatsoever - it's privacy. And seeing millions of people give their privacy up voluntarily is truly mind-boggling.

>being this new

Does military count?

Yes, I work in State gov't as a budget officer and campaign for the GOP in my area

Nice try GCHQ.

>White people are behind the white genocide
Yes, goy. (((White))).

Does your company work for the highest bidders, or is there some ideology behind it? If this stuff gets funded by billionaires, I wouldn't be surprised if they try to push whatever political ideologies across the world.

my bad - (((white))) Jewish people are behind the white genocide, FTFY.

And I'm not even joking - most of the execs from all of these Political Consulting Firms are Jewish to the bone. The biggest such firms are from the UK and Israel.

>Does your company work for the highest bidders, or is there some ideology behind it?

We work for the highest bidder, there's absolutely no ideology behind it besides the money involved in the contracts, and I gotta tell you that there's quite a lot of money involved in a political campaign (usually starts from 200k upwards for a regular campaign).

>If this stuff gets funded by billionaires, I wouldn't be surprised if they try to push whatever political ideologies across the world.

Oh, sure, it depends on who is financing the entire operation. You'll have Political Consulting Firms that operate on an ideological level because they get most of their funding from politically-driven individuals and you'll have Firms that operate only for the money - basically mercenaries for hire.

The same firm that elected a President in let's say Zambia will get hired to work for the Zambian opposition in less than a couple of months after the Presidential run. That's how this works and if you follow the money, you'll always end up seeing who's behind who in virtually all political campaigns.

interesting posts user

Believe it or not, I'm a federal agent with HSI. I work in human smuggling and illicit finance. Prior to this I was Army for 6 years.

>Sup Forums

How do we get in touch, user?

do memes help (them)?