See, they need to *warm* tourist, or get sued hard if someone gets sick. Canadians just think Canadian Tap Water is from a mountain spring down the road
Jason Morris
The raising of the interest rates, the dropping home prices = not looking good.
Parker Diaz
I only drink tap water if it's been boiled or distilled.
Too many chemicals. Canadians don't know how to run their water treatment.
One town got real sick, cause the Manager of the Water Plant was just some guy, hired by his daddy and a drunk.
Canadians........................
Ian Bell
I'm uninformed on this, can you give me a quick tl;dr on what it all means? A quick run down, if you wold
Andrew Hill
I'm not gonna google things for you. I am sad enough as is without looking at canadian financial data.
However here's an analogy: Imagine thinking you had 900k in march but you now have 780k. Now imagine the analogy is a month behind and you have less than 750k by now.
That's what is going on for the people who are trying to sell their home.
It's funny because you probably get mnore readerships than most local newspapers.
As for the bubble popping it looks like it means that the Chicoms will get to buy two houses instead of one as most canadians are too poor to take advantage of the pop.
Leo Jenkins
>Canada says court order to pull Google results applies worldwide
*DISCLAIMER* Super Homo picture of Canadian men in link
Hudson Thomas
>North Korea tier shit
pic related:
Benjamin Wright
Fuck you all, I had too see, so you're going to see it too.
Ryder Ward
>Gay porn? really? >nah, Just canadian news.
Isaiah Fisher
>Oh Manada
MAN-ada is right
There is 5-7 men, per 1 woman in Canada.
There is towns, with myths about "7 women for every man". Places like Ottawa and Victoria have that myth. If that was the case, every single guy in Canada, should have 7 girlfriends or at least 1. No, there is single moms with 4 plus boys from different dads.
Let's talk about that for a minute. There is a shit ton of single moms, pumping out tons of male babies in this country, right now. How is the future of no women, no people in Canada going to work?? I feel bad for those kids. Raised by a single mom, in a country like Canada, and you have no chance to ever get laid, cause all the women had boys.
Something in the water?? I'm not kidding, I know several single moms with 2+ boys.
>The company earlier said it expects to record a loss in the second quarter due to costs related to its efforts to shore up liquidity and its shares closed at $16.94, down 1.45 per cent.
Jack Clark
What a bunch of weak pathetic looking males................
"Dad bods" all over. This fucking Metro "newspaper" printed an article on how the "Dad bod, is the new hot" Which made me realize, women are dumb as shit and will think whatever someone tells them.
Fuck a dad bod, fucking slobs. Hit the gym and shave you lazy fucks
Dylan White
Poilevere is handing out bants all day today and all year this year apparently.
>Missing young woman was likely murdered, Newfoundland police believe
Jesus fuck, this is like the 3rd young woman in 2 weeks to end up dead. Whatever those faggots say about the Maritimes is obviously a lie. It's the scummiest place in Canada, cause that's where the prison ships unloaded.
Andrew Perry
Why you hate the ducky tho?
Jeremiah Sanders
What the fuck is this terrorist nigger doing on our government's commemoration page ?
Xavier Campbell
Water is only fucked on reserves. The sqaws aren't Canadians. Canadians have good water.
Leo Evans
>necklacing
Sebastian Thomas
>Why do governments do so many things to make people poor, only to spend billions of dollars to rescue them from poverty
>For example, governments have pushed thousands of people to rely on food banks by raising electricity and home heating bills to fund subsidies to wealthy so-called “green energy” investors. The same governments then claim they need new programs to help people put food on the table.
Send in the clowns!!! The retards are here guys! Everyday, posting the news, will usher in a gang of Leaftards who fight with me, for posting news, already published for anyone with an internet connection to see.
Only in Canada.
Sad as fuck m8
Liam Scott
>Go to 90% White Maritimes "city" in Canada >Stop for gas, "downtown" in 3 street Canadian "city" >Get robbed by 3 White Trash Males for your pocket money of $40
In order for the myth of global equality to be immortalized, for it to become the post resolution unique version of events after the tragedy of interracial violent reciprocity the function of the white scapegoat as an ideological construction designed to achieve specific ends must remain obscured.
Bentley Collins
Kelly's hammering away:
>Kelly McParland: The Liberals have created a political landscape littered with abandoned promises and policy reversals
>How did it fall apart so quickly? Liberal hubris is a chronic ailment that has afflicted so many previous regimes and seems particularly virulent among PMs named Trudeau
Balanced budgets have been abandoned. Limited deficits are a thing of the past. Electoral reform crashed and burned like a damaged drone. Parliamentary reform turned into an embarrassing retreat as the opposition ganged up against Liberal efforts to bend the House of Commons to its will.
Granddad told me a story, they use to have a hired man on the dirt farm, who would keep watch all night for live stock thieves. >Those were depression times eh? Guy is 85, he was born in the "Great Depression" of the 1930s.
Guess "The great Depression" lasted a lot longer in Canada
Isaiah Anderson
My moms side of the family where probably Bootleggers or some shit.
During Prohibition days, Canada was the leading supplier of illegal liquor in the USA.
BE PROUD CANADIANS!! MORE CRIMINAL HISTORY FOR YOU PEOPLE TO CHERISH
Being an inbred scumbag loser, is literally in your blood, if you're Canadian.
It's in mine.....................
Josiah Jones
Marrying your cousins is legal in Canada and was the norm for a long ass time in Canada.
My moms side has the same 2 family names breeding each other for like 2 generations.
I went to school with 2 kids and their parents ARE cousins. Man that girl is hot too. She had a rep at 14 for going to bars to pick up 30 year olds
Charles Thomas
CMHC To return $4B worth of overcharged premiums to Canadians
On top of inheriting the dirt farm and selling it for millions, story is, my granddad also found a Mason Jar stuffed with $3000 after his dad died.
How in the fuck, does a "poor dirt farmer" come across $3000??
Bootleggers...........
Luis Nelson
Boomer faggot who did nothing but drink and bitchhike across Canada, inducted into the "Order of Canada" for his "achievement of being a drunk bum loser who watched a hockey game while being a vagrant drifter alcoholic.
>Peter McAuslan was 21 in 1967 when he took three weeks to hitchhike from Vancouver to Montreal, stopping in local pubs to watch the Stanley Cup final along the way.
>It was on July 1, 1967, that the Order of Canada received its first members.
Wow, 1967 SURE IS OLD EH???
Overnight meme country of retards who lived like Pioneer settlers until the 1950s.
Thomas Flores
He drank beer and watched hockey while seeing Canada GIVE THIS FAGGOT A FUCKING MEDAL!!!
I should be inducted into the Order of Canada too then. I've drank from Montreal to Vancouver Island. I have a DUI I should be like named "Prince of Canada for Outstanding Achievement in the field of Excellence" or some shit.
Josiah Thompson
LOL Wut??
>CPP Investment Board to buy Houston office portfolio for US$1.2 billion
Highest standard of living and quality of life on the planet eh?? Everyone here is so comfy and happy, they resort to opiates for fun. Sadly some die. GOOD RIDDANCE! If you can't handle your drugs, get out of Canada, eh?? MAN country here. I know crackheads who are 60 and wont die. Been beat up over drug debts, over dosed and died 50 times in ONE DAY!
Sebastian Sanchez
>Canadians just can't stop dying from drug over does!
Organs for transplant are increasing along with fentanyl ODs.
Oliver Smith
Canadians denied their own "culture" and "heritage: by Canadian as fuck, Tim Hortons (owned by Brazilian company)
Poutine, Tim Hortons... meet the Americanized world of food – for Canada's 150th birthday, no less. Days before the madness of celebrating another Canada Day, the true north strong and free was hit with what many saw as betrayal from the old faithful Tim Hortons. A doughnut the internet quickly dubbed so vile, or magnificent (the verdict is still out on this one), that everyone across our home and native land had to have a taste. But that's the rub: It's a United States exclusive.
Americanized food?? You mean, actually HAVING FOOD to eat and buy??
>Darrrr what's Canadian?? Donuts and poutine!! (both invented NOT in Canada)
Why not put a fucking hockey stick on it, to make it SUPER CANADIAN Make it beer flavored
Alexander Garcia
>Americanized Food
Just what in the fuck???????? See, Americans got SO MUCH food, then can waste it, coming up with ridiculous combos.
Canadians are just happy to eat anything..........
Americanized food...................fuck this country is embarrassing
Adrian Myers
>Americanized Food
Canada's "National Dish" is AMERICAN Fucking FOOD
Kraft Dinner, invented in AMERICA
>pic related >Mapping the origins of a Canadian Classic
Map it all the way to the USA, where it came from.
Adam Reed
Fucking dickhead loser country. Their National Dish is white trash tier food, stolen from America, their sworn enemy.
Daniel Bennett
What bothers me about this is that I can't seem to find how these people did it. If I try to immigrate to Canada, even though I'm poor and black I still need a fuckton of money and all the legal hoops. I want to believe, but at the same time I can't find evidence that it's true.
Ryder Martin
Not my problem. I don't use drugs. Guess all these Canadians, dying from ODs, weren't raised right.
Kayden Bailey
Soon whites will be a minority and you'll have trouble proving it is true - they will refine 'white' just like the female penis. reality in canada isn't based on facts.
>her dick
Julian Allen
*redefine
Samuel Nelson
All stocks in Canada, going down Loonie Stronger than ever
WTF???
>Toronto stock index falls as U.S. markets rise; loonie strengthens
>they were arrested after trying to enter Parliament They literally asked for it then. Fucking stupid feathers get enough money from us when we could've just killed them off 2 centuries ago like the Spanish did. Funny enough the Ontario Liberal minister who approved it defended the duck saying it promotes tourism jobs and tourism. Yes people want to come to Toronto to look at a giant rubber duck. Quacking. youtube.com/watch?v=atInH4bKyWc
Bentley Kelly
>Canadian word magic
It's not gay to fuck traps in canada. That's how bad it is.
Michael Garcia
Get to know the Gays of Toronto. The gays are more important than everyone else.
Oh ya, down with the Homosexual Elite. LGTB is literally 1% of the whole world population. No idea why the 99% are being pushed around by these 1%er homos
Dylan Turner
The metro brainwashes thousands of people everyday in Toronto. This free newspaper should be banned. All race/gender baiting articles. Sad.
Mason Reyes
With all the single moms, giving birth to males, the population of trannies and faggots will rise even higher in this country.
USC Berkley, did a study on human sexuality and transgenders. Gay males, are not attracted to traps/shemales/trannies whatever the fuck you want to call them Why?? Cause they look like women and act like women. Gay men, like men. Straight males, like women. So being turned on by super hot trannies, literally isn't gay. Besides 1 body part, they look and act like women.
Ryder Perry
Too bad Canadians are ugly as fuck and busted. No Brazilian Quality Shemale pornstars around this country. Just pale,scrawny, ugly beta males in a wig and ill fitting womens clothes.
Sad as fuck.
>pic related Real Woman or Tranny??
"She" has a 12 inch dick.
Lucas Stewart
in the future some canadians will find out that their mom is really their dad
Landon Ortiz
"She" spends more time and $$ on looking like a woman, than most REAL Canadian women would ever consider.
I don't give a fuck,.I'd stick my dick in "her" ass, over some fat scumcunt leafette with a "rockabilly" style.
Carson Gonzalez
I know a girl who has 2 dads.
Jack Diaz
Let's trigger some Leaftards!!
Successful Pajeet, thanks Canada!!
>Pakistan-born cafe owner thanks Canada for success
Hey white leafs, your parents own a business? No?? Didn't think so.......... White Canadians don't own shit in this country.
Thomas King
Canada superpower by 2020 confirmed.
Aiden Ortiz
I'm having trouble right now proving this is true. The only way I know for a fact that it really happens is immigrating to the US by paying a coyote. Canada is famous, at least in this part, for having a boot licker population that would denounce your illegal status ASAP.
Charles Evans
Check Em
Watch out Mericans! Where' comin for ya! EH??
Adrian Cox
Daily reminder that the Toronto Police Force is bleeding officers at an alarming rate and they've lost 60% of their cops already. 4 major white shirts (high ranking officers) quit recently because some new police chief got promoted for being black and has now banned things like carding, pat downs, and arming the police.
Our policemen are literally being gutted and hand tied from doing their jobs and understandably they are moving to other police departments in different districts.
Sooner or later this will happen everywhere in Canada though.
What's happening in Sweden with their cops has been happening in Toronto for a while.
Ayden Roberts
One local officer, retired with a full pension, before the police board could lay into him for having sex with and possessing pictures of naked 16 year old. girl,he picked up at recruiting seminar.
Anyone else, would be slapped with child porn charges. 16 is the legal age of consent in Canada (use to be 14. Dunno why they raised it...Considering most leafs are pedos or raised by some)
Anyways, being a cop, and being friends with Crown Prosecutors, he faced no criminal charges.
Another Boomer, breaking the law, knowing all the right people and walking away with a picket full of cash.
Want me to find the article??
Elijah Walker
Boomers literally changed all the rules to fuck over the youth. Everything they did as youths, is now ILLEGAL, made illegal, by them.
Cops use to drive you home, if you were drunk driving. I heard so many stories of it, from Boomers, since I have a DUI They get a ride home, I get a DUI and criminal record. Same shit, different times.
Andrew Foster
It's like in the 1950s, the just opened all the jails in Canada and said >Here's a job and paycheck. STFU and try to behave. If any asks, Canada is just like America. BETTER even.
Jack Hughes
>Shootings and stabbings everyday in Toronto >Police force is getting gutted
Classic fucking Toronto
Jace Young
Canadian Boomers are literally ALL scumtier losers with a huge criminal file, who now occupy all the high paying positions in Canada.
Fat fuck, self-admitted crack smoking, alcohlic, rich as fuck Boomer, is the MAYOR of Toronto.
Fucking disgrace you people are.
Carson Peterson
>Where did this money come from?? It came from the future
The question is who' going to pay for it and where did it go?
Josiah Bennett
Canada will return to it's roots as a lawless frozen shithole, where only the strong survive.
I'm going to occupy me a mansion, have a harem of the few leafettes left and pay off the small cop force (if it even exists) with weed and women.
If there wasn't winter, it would be A-Okay for me.
Still, I'm going to have me cars, houses, boats, cottages.
More than Half of Canadians are set to die soon.
Regardless of what they think, they can't take that shit with them.
Whole empty country to pick through.
Joshua Collins
Get into grandpappies Lincoln and cruse across a deserted Canada to BC, find me a Condo by the harbor, find an abandoned weed grow op, collect some street urchin leafettes, get some guns from Seattle.
I'll run me a crew of serious bad asses. >Run with me, or run from me.
Even in jail,. the bosses left me alone, dispite breaking rules (by accident obviously. NEVER whistle in jail. ) Heck, I played poker for the BANK in jail. Now I know you autism don't know shit, but that's a high fucking honor. Poker literally puts people in stitches in the inside. One guy owed like his breakfast for a year, cause of poker. That's a testament of my poker skills and how everyone treats me like I'm 10ft tall.
Anthony Howard
>daily selfhate leaf rambling thread always by the same guy I think you need to find some help bro
Caleb Baker
THESE THREADS ARE GOLD
Elijah Young
Newfoundland isn't in the Maritimes dumbass.
Jacob Stewart
CBC, Metro news must "need help" too then. Every single fucking day, those autism print the news Like holy fuck, am I right?? Calm down eh?? Try going outside eh??
>Newfoundland isn't in the Maritimes dumbass.
Oh, ya just RIGHT BESIDE it, not part of it though Been fun kids, i gotta go pay rent now. Canada, the land where it's a privilege to pay 60-90% of your earnings just to have a shit shcak to sleep in.
Ryder Rodriguez
Looks like someone needs to go back to geography class.