Ask a Czech anything, poland stay out

Ask a Czech anything, poland stay out

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Why are you cuck?

Poor rhino, but I guess it had to be done.

no im not

That is one cute pepe

Exact same thread as yesterday
And then you only have one word replies and barely answered

Fuckoff shariablue

Sage

this board is for everyone ahmed

>poland stay out
WHY DO YOU HATE US CZECH

WHY ARE YOU SO SMUG

YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN US

How much do CZ-75s go for there

youtube.com/watch?v=aPrJMUKNBwA

i would say cz-85 is little bit more popular, when it comes to rifles cz vz. 58 is pretty much the first rifle everyone buys.

Butthurt germans everywhere.

How does your country's navy look like?

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I'm doing a study abroad in Prague next summer. wat do?

Why so much porn?

Will you be my friend?

DELET THIS thats our secret nuclear submarine Pepik III

Do your women like white foreigners?

Only if you show me your guns.

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Oh shit I'm sorry

what does your flag design represent

What's your favorite beach?

I don't have any, b-b-but I can get some

>american
>Sup Forumsack
>doesn't already have an arsenal
disappointed

The first flag of Czechoslovakia was white over red, and those colors are the heraldic colors of Bohemia. The blue triangle was added to the flag in an effort to distinguish it from the Poland flag, and blue is said to represent the State of Moravia.

baka
do yours?
we ripped off poland and added a blue skidmark representing the sky of western democracy
cmon
cmoooon

Back Sudetenland

Ahoj

Lots of germans died there after benes decreetes, and i would love this piece of our history to be repeatet.

What is Sudetenland? Back Lužice.

>poland stay out
Dude u do this, don't be like that : (

Your new weapon law..... could i just come over and buy a weapon too or only for citizen?
Yeah thx that's all i want to know

Poles are welcomed.

how nordic is your country?

what is the average wage in Prague?

They're germanised slavs so not nordic at all

Even if you are czech citizen you cant buy gun if you didnt pass tests. In reality not everyone can have gun. I will make my gun license this year so im prepared to defend my country against EU invaders from West also i have one illegal gun too.

Why are the women of your country so how ?

why not rename yourselves Bohemia?

You are propably slavic rape baby since russian or mongol soldiers fucked your grandmother after WW2 in Germany but maybe you are just shilling jew.

Because its only one part of our country there is also Moravia and Silesia.

I think its only about 1200 Euro.

Why are the women of your country so hot?

i am drinking czech beer right now, so thanks for that i guess

btw: stay fucking based pls, rapefugees out

We are Central Europe so czech girls are mixed few centuries with many europeans. It could be reason.

Why are you so atheist? I know that we are pretty much catholic ISIS, but Slovakia is like 50-60% christian, while you are >80% atheist. What happened in the past that made you like this?

Kdo jste a kam jdete?

who gibs a fuck, faith cant buy anything

Why the hell is half of your nation mentally insane?

Wearing slippers while climbing our highest mountains?
Going on a boat ride during a full blown holocaust wind?
Ordering one pizza and splitting the bill between 7 people?
Going scuba diving while still learning how to swim?

Czech tourist are literally the most insane people I have ever met.

>take my czech guest spearfishing
>his first time on the fucking sea and he wants to go spearfishing with me
>barely swims
>puts on swimming suit and sandals because why not
>before going to the boat he grabs a big ass rock from the beach
>"its diving"
>have no idea what the hell he is talking about (his english was very basic) so I just nod
>we go out to the sea
>stop at a depth of 20 meters
>taking it easy on him
>put our gear on
>I go first and show him how to dive with scuba gear
>czech guy grabs rock
>sudden epiphany hits me
>"Jaro NO"
>Jaro jumps while hugging a rock
>sinks to the bottom faster than a cannon
>miracolously alive
>whips out his spear and starts massacring everything that moves on the sea floor
>runs out of air
>drops all scuba gear and starts frantically swimming to the surface
>barely makes it
>we are all still frozen in shock
>"kill fish"
>fuck you Jaro

Are your women really better than western women? Or do the men just do a better job controlling them?

do you miss the Slovaks?

degenerate, there are more important things than shekels in this world

ok, another question
How long did you have to use cards to buy meat, etc.?

kek, croatia is the poorfag destination so theres your answer. fucking jára tho

what was the rhetoric and public discourse that got you guns? we wantz gunz too : |

I visited prague a couple years ago, it was a very nice place.

also i like your language

V4 for the win

yeah faith is important and shit, paying gibs and going to the church not so much for the modern individual. If anything people look into all religions and build their own philosophical values based off of everything they like. And I dont know, I was born 5 years after the fall of gobunism and my parents never talked much about it

I'd like to visit Prague some day

Czechs believed in God before the Battle of White Mountain in 1620 when we lost our country against Austrians which were catholics. Our country was mostly Hussite later protestant. They banned our religion so many Intellectuals left the country in following years due to massive recatholization. Many Czechs were atheist because they hated catholic oppressors and they couldn't practise their religion freely. Communism made many atheists too.

Jaro sounds like a cool dude

Pic related

the gobbunists party pushed this through kek
>we cant disarm our citizens while theres a caliphate forming in the west!
was pretty much it

hey Hans, remember the real germans all died and your people are all slavic rape babies :D

Castrate yourself, you have been proven useless.
Congrats my Czech brothers. I've had a CZ 452 .22lr rifle for 17 years now and it's amazing.

germans are centraleuropean problem
Czechs and Slovaks. Let's unite together again. Now

top kek
i like Jaro

All raped women killed semself or aborted the subhuman.... there are no rape babies
And genetic you're slav but in culture more germanic accept it dipshit

Congrats for joining the right to bear arms club.

aight fine, but after you accept more islam! ykno, your fair share

I could believe this story is true.There is always some Jaro like this.

Hey remember america was a real country hahah no me neither :D lol kek lulz
Kys subhuman vermin

Intermarium Federation now!

clean your room

Islam is no problem here they eat welfare/bring down the state and kill liberals

Whatever helps you sleep my fellow slavic rape baby brethren.

Fix your problems guys.

How do you like your guns?

How do you did'nt make Daniel Landa your God Emperor?
One time I had a plesure to hang out with Czechs they tell me that he is Fasista and nobody like him.

Why so mad did some germans fucked your sister here in a puff or is she busy doing porn?
Or your mother?

Gas the Brussels, Eurowar now

pretty gud, needs more dakka
the czech youth needs more redpilling, half these monkeys are no different from the american millenial, except being poor as fuck

Will eastern Europe finally start growing economically and step out of being third world?

Don't you have parliament elections soon? Give quick sum up, what are the predictions, etc

He is insane in last years. He was fašista in his younger years but it wasnt necessarily bad. However he had some good ideas.

not everyone is born on an island surrounded by oil you smug thieving fuck

Why would anyone want to conquer ukraine?
fuckign holhols

Being poor is the biggest redpill once you finish the school.

>Ask a Czech anything

I've been to Prague (as well as Český Krumlov, but that's not a city) and I was disappointed with all the tourists everywhere.

Where can I go again to really see the Czech Republic and not just a fuckton of chinese tourists.

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Growth for non whites has slowed drastically in recent years now they say we'll be majority non white(50.1% non white)by the July 1st 2055 half decennial census aka "The American Community Survey." Also this doesn't take into account the 85% decrease in immigrants coming here annually as of fiscal 2016. Shitskins have birth rate of 1.9 and whites have a birth rate of 1.9.

Fucking lost

I'm not mad, but you look like triggered one also I'm not living in cucked Prague so no hope extinct german could fuck anyone here, but don't worry, we will have use of Slavic rape babies in future so we can use you.

Just avoid cities, they are always filled with rice eaters or even worse - germans.

But be prepared to travel alot.

Everybody liked Landa (before he went kinda nuts). Now Ortel is where it's at.

Babiš claims the throne. Social democrats are JUST. Gainz for anti-EU Samurai. Pirate party can probably maybe possibly into semi-relevance.

Now I wanna go spearfishing with this Jaro guy.

You can always visit Ostrava third biggest city with 0 tourists, but I don't know what would you do here.

My girlfriend is Slovak -- any chance of gun laws changing in Slovakia as well?

Also, next time I'm over in that part of the woods I'll probably be in Brno... how much would it cost to fire at a range, etc.?

Thanks, and Katarina Hartlova is my waifu, shame she only does scenes with her ugly boyfriend though.