/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - GOOD MORNING ROBERT, GOOD NIGHT BOND RATING EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky
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Other urls found in this thread:

youarelistening.to/chicago
youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

nth for [SCREECHING ROBERT NOISES]

in for RRH

>Are you up and available?
>Audible sigh
Dude is getting too old for this shit.

new thread? drawfag still here, I'm not great though

starting a robert hours bingo, anyone else and what card are you using?

Your killin it robert.

using my own OC

I want to hear black people shoot each other

Anyone ready for the incoming Chicago chimpout in the next days/week?

i like you leaf, and ive never said that to a leaf before.
its roberts keys

ITS TIME

I-I don't think you know Robert's keys work, Or why he should check them.

Looking forward to Trump pulling the trigger and sending the NG in.

nth for fitting ads and real robert hours

good heavens look at the time!

Using mine.

i have a few oc on my tablet, i have a weapons bingo from things i heard last year on the fourth. soon as tablet charges will send them over.

shit! I had a long day to day, I'll post a fix
doesn't some dispatcher play pinball? that'd be like the bumpers. It was a stupid post I know hahaha :/

REAL ROBERT HOURS ARE UPON US

Nogwarts battle in progress

shooting
>fireworks or guns

NIGGERS GOT A BIG GUN

>armed with a VERY LARGE GUN

>>>Same feed with ambient music:
>youarelistening.to/chicago
Never knew it would be so comfy

sorry about the shit post

Same here

VERY LARGE GUN!

he's a big guy

VERY LARGE GUN

uuuu

for you

Hey Roberts any habbenings tonight?

>Drunk 87 year-old male

DRUNK 87 YEAR OLD MALE

Nogs apparently have acquired a minigun, so there's that.

Is this general dying? Or just in slumber until the fourth?

drunk 87 y/o male can't get home, shootings, domestic

very large gun

Car shot up and 1 person hit out front of the 6th station

>Drunk 87 year old male

Goddamn Methuselah, go home

very active tonight actually

Didn't see it like that just giving ya shit leaf, but his name is Robert. Your drawings, this music, my weed and the adventures of Robert have me /comfy/ as fuck right now.

Someone go get Grandpa he's shitfaced again

double 00 buckshot
>person down

Weapons bingo

FIREWORKS

Pavement Inspector under white van, lol

>drunk 87 y/o man

good guy robert gonna give this AARP member a ride

we got "fireworks"

i like that he's throwing the bird around too

BIGGER

>with an assault rifle style rifle

...

>assault rifle
only in shillinois

Description bingo

>assault rifle

>Facebook

Episode 31, Robert Stops the Cyber Bully

>pajama pants
C O Z Y
B L A C K

Lads will there be bankrupt/junk happenings or the 4th of July happenings first?

CHASING CUSTOMERS AND YELLING AT THEM WEARING HOSPITAL BAND

whomstever made this image thank you!

evening roberts

already several robberies and shootings well before the sun went down, way more than usual.

Fuck, what's a 12-40?

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he'll need a recreational nigger killing MC'nuke desu

burglary report

That's just the chimps being patriotic
3 people have been shot in the passed 30 minutes

AH AH AH AH

jesus

aggravated battery with a 9

bodies

gunshot wound to the thigh

>Leg and arm

Nogs still can't aim

>one to the leg one to the arm
>squealing nig in the background

did I hear walgreens?

lol these fuckers working in a shithole while their PD pension is disolving

youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI

WITNESSED ROBERTDRAW

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brb gonna go beat my meat then grab a tea, back in ten-ish minutes. Send me some requests, and keep me updated! I'll try and make stuff worth looking at

Some cops want to go where the action is like some soliders request to get deployed to Afghanistan

>male white with bun in hair
R A R E

fucking man bun reeeeeee

man bun i need to add that to the description bingo

>Male White with a Bun and a Gun

white male has acquired guns in the alley? are we seeing an evolution

Fucking wiggers in the alley

>Kids with guns in the alley
>1 "White" with man bun
Why? Just why?

Bah gawd is that
*stone cold music starts playing*

WHITE MALE WITH A GUN STOP THE DAMN MATCH

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>Kids in the alley with guns
>Male white
>Bun in his hair

Fucking numales trying to be nogs.

The only good pig is a dead pig.
Slabs of bacon sliced up by rusty razors.
Take that pork and broil it in a dumpster.
Nothing better than donuts fried in rendered deputy oil.
Bomb the pig pen and blast the runnin' men.
Cuz blue lives only drink and rape wives.

BLACK
LIVES
MATTER

this

>Serious fireworks

>SERIOUS fireworks
>VERY LARGE gun

is there a map of the "sectors" the cops are talking about?

SERIOUS FIREWORKS!

kill yourself. your life is useless.

>Serious

>Fireworks

If black lives matter why do you kill each other so often?

>Male black something something garbage can?

I think there's one in the OP