>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
drawfag here, this is my bike rendition. Honestly should've gone for the bullet bill but oh well
Henry Bennett
check yo keys
Owen Sullivan
In for Robert
Oliver Barnes
>he needs the stepson removed
Literal wife's son.
Lucas Johnson
check yo partner's keys
Julian Flores
>Trump sent Chicago 20 ATF Agents
Can someone explain this? Is this a huge deal? What can 20 people do?
Adrian Wood
that poor bastard
Carter Miller
...
Matthew Evans
never talk to my partner's wife's son again
Jason Lewis
20 John Rambo's
Parker Jones
robert here, checking in.
Hudson Cooper
ATF agents are basically the ones who deal with large scale organized crime/ domestic terrorism cases... It doesn't seem like a lot but they can bring down entire gangs and syndicates
Jordan Taylor
>sike.. dats the WRONG NUMBA!!
Julian Hall
>SIKE, THATS THE WRONG NUMBA
Nicholas Price
Ahhh! Just got off work lads.
Got a case of beer, Some weed, and pack of cigs.
Going to get maximum comfy for real robert hourse. >not even midnight >people already been cucked
Whew, Going to be a crazy weekend
Camden Robinson
I've pretty much been ignoring these threads for a few months now. So... Any of you guys wanna tell me what the fuck is going on? Gimme a quick rundown basically
Thomas Howard
Robert is the true hero. The kind of shit he puts up with on a nightly basis.
Liam Taylor
ayy
Brody Campbell
get a constant busy signal when I call the cops on the phone get a strong uneasy feeling you're getting shot in the danger zone I'm having nasty nasty visions these weekend is gonna be fun We're gonna find niggers and fireworks and still hot and smokin' guns
WE WUZ PLUMBERS N SHEIT ITS Y WE WEARZ OUR JEANS LIKE DAT
Henry Cruz
Kill aprox. 5 dogs.
Benjamin Ward
Real Robert Hours are upon us, The Noggin hour is in an hour. Chicago is wrecked, Keys are checked, sides are keked and the leaf is still drawing. /comfy/ thread OP thanks for baking.
Blake Peterson
top nigging out weekend of the year is underway
Angel Evans
>Chicago is fucked >Police frequencies are public and anyone can listen
tune in to the scanner and get /comfy/
Evan Perez
>It doesn't seem like a lot but they can bring down entire gangs and syndicates Who will seemingly pop up overnight yet again. Enough hand wringing, it's got to come down to, "You do this and we're dragging you and your family into the street and executing you all"
See what fucking gerbil comes to the surface after that.
Noah Allen
>victim is in critical condition >we are trying to determine if he was shot or beaten
Brayden Wright
>can't tell if victim has been shot or beaten
dat nigga fucked UP
Benjamin Martin
Beaten so bad that you think you been shot.
Samuel Williams
>wellfare, pensions, lotto winnings, 99% of anything state funded will lose their money in the coming days >chicago runs on the stuff, part of why they're in a shit spot right now and here we are
Oliver Adams
the too loud laugher
Owen Green
Also FYI,
Ever nigger and spic on SSI get their social security checks on the 1st and 14th, So combining the already crazy holiday weekend. Crackheads will have over 500 dollars in crack
It's going to be bad
Anthony Cooper
> robert vs gay black gang negros
Camden Parker
>dispatch you're the only one i have wanted
Carter James
>we don't know if he was shot or beaten So it's both
Zachary Rodriguez
I fucking hate that painting. The Theodocian Walls were never breached.
The Franks were let in by agents
The Ottomans can in through a sally port when a Roman counter attack failed.
Bentley Hughes
5 shootings in the past 45 mins Bicycle driveby for one Multiple dead, also other shot guy found dead in stairwell
Julian Ward
Robert is the hero of Chiraq, fighting against the super predator villain BLACK MALE, tune in at 10pm for a new episode!
Dominic Carter
dispatch wants robert's cock bad
Levi Thomas
>punched so hard and loud that people don't know if it was a gunshot or not imagine
Ethan White
That is still pissing on a volcano. Compared to the problems they have in chicoongo, that's nothing.
Henry Roberts
I got a visual this time roberts!
Jose Gomez
...
Jaxon Hernandez
>we are in a backlog
Ethan Rogers
chicagongo, illanistan
Jackson Jenkins
Pretty gud
Charles Davis
>questioning the power of 20 good men
Jeremiah Hughes
Thanks lads!
Jaxon Martinez
Friendly reminder that last year's backlog ended with 4.5 hour response times to police calls
Ethan Bennett
>implying we dont all want it
Wyatt Williams
several cars, four gunshots in the area
Easton Price
You want a real-time study of what happens when you let communists run a metropolitan area and an entire state into the ground? Stick around, grab a drink and some food and get comfy.
Aaron Brown
>ywn see a robert x robert fiction in your lifetime
Wyatt King
4 people in the alley with guns
Christian Perry
>FOUR >FOUR SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
>FOUR >FOUR PEOPLE IN THE ALLEY WITH GUNS >AH AH AH
Noah Gutierrez
>hey Sup Forums, name my band
Bentley Martin
>how they fightin'? >i dunno >but they fightin'
robert
Robert Russell
>how they are fighting I do not know, but they are fighting.
Joseph Adams
>giving the drawfag leaf kinky ideas
controversial post
Justin Martinez
beeb boob
Easton Collins
>Illinois
Massachusetts reporting. Is it true that you've stopped selling lottery tickets because your state can't pay out a winner? Surely, that is fake news.
Julian Campbell
was that Morse code?
Ethan Lewis
God Chicago is such a shithole
GO ROBERT GO
Jaxon Rivera
can anyone speak morse?
Robert Jenkins
I laughed damn it, should turn CPD into a YLYL as well
Also whats that ocasional rapid beeping over the scanner?
Landon Richardson
short tone = shot fired long tone = shot hit
Kayden Foster
it true massbro
Samuel Cruz
anything special happen so far? i don't even know if they reached a budget
Mason Wilson
If we were able to play the video back again I'm sure any autist could translate it with a quick google search
Noah Kelly
...
Aaron Hill
well, the state has officially as of 4 minutes ago failed to pass its budget. The governor has called the bond agencies to request an extension. If no extension is granted, then yes powerball will pull out of the state
Jaxon Reed
Beep beep boop
Charles Taylor
Not only that, powerball and megamillions is no longer allowing sales as they are unsure if they will be able to send money to the group.
Noah Martin
it's true, illinois is the venezuela of north america
>has already built oil rigs on top of the largest reserves in the world >can't run them anymore because they were nationalized and literally all the smart people who knew how have left
Jonathan Adams
>beep bep l-lewd
Colton Hughes
REEEEEEEEE WHO IS ROBERT YOU FUCKS
Eli Russell
I bet Chicago has the highest concentration of Hi Point ownership in the entire world.
