>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
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June 30, 2017 - 14:30
please give drawing requests, I'm lonely and can't sleep :/
June 30, 2017 - 14:31
vehicle parked in the handicap spot. truly the most horrible crime tonight.
June 30, 2017 - 14:32
how about you draw me beating u up buddy
June 30, 2017 - 14:32
draw "The Night Rob", the masked vigilante martial autist taking back the streets of Chiraq from crime (nigs)
June 30, 2017 - 14:32
Robert having to babysit a dead body because the backlog of body snatchers
June 30, 2017 - 14:32
You bastard i'll kill you!
June 30, 2017 - 14:32
>21 year old female unresponsive >she is breathing
June 30, 2017 - 14:33
Do a better version of this
June 30, 2017 - 14:33
>male black in a stolen car, angry we're making a report; he's an attorney
June 30, 2017 - 14:33
patriotic robert for independence day pls
June 30, 2017 - 14:33
He's like batman, only broke and acoustic.
June 30, 2017 - 14:33
Black woman stabbing crackers
June 30, 2017 - 14:33
>look to right, look to left Unzip
June 30, 2017 - 14:34
One night an Adam was on til 2am pulling babysitting duty
June 30, 2017 - 14:34
>BT-1000 stabbing white man
June 30, 2017 - 14:34
female black getting stab happy on the redline.
June 30, 2017 - 14:34
Katamari is the goat stoner game, highly recommended
June 30, 2017 - 14:34
this actually happened last year . go for it.
>stabbing check
June 30, 2017 - 14:34
725 robert domestic shaneeqa having trouble with brother
June 30, 2017 - 14:35
Anyone remember the great battle of taco bell after the world series?
June 30, 2017 - 14:35
>transformer on fire >nothing more
June 30, 2017 - 14:35
that happened this year too a month or two ago
June 30, 2017 - 14:35
he looks... uh... confused?
June 30, 2017 - 14:35
>male white thinks some bitch is abusing kids
June 30, 2017 - 14:36
are there a chicago scanner BINGO cards? (free space in center is Robert)
June 30, 2017 - 14:36
SHE GOT A STICK AND SHE GONNA FIND HIM
CALLER AFRAID SHE GONNA BEAT SOME KIDS
June 30, 2017 - 14:36
> male white with a stick > trying to stop abuse
June 30, 2017 - 14:36
BALD CONFUSED WHITE MAN LOST IN AN AFRICAN JUNGLE
June 30, 2017 - 14:36
it's even got the sassy face i love it
June 30, 2017 - 14:37
fucking racist wyte "people"
June 30, 2017 - 14:37
Guy thinks wife drugged him, speech slurred refuses medical
June 30, 2017 - 14:37
Check o keys, watch out for those nogs
June 30, 2017 - 14:37
Yawn. All this is just opening credits. Get back to me when the gibs dry up. That's when the movie really starts.
June 30, 2017 - 14:37
>3 shots fired at 18th place and carpenter
June 30, 2017 - 14:38
Is EBT cancelled this month due to the budget fuckery?
June 30, 2017 - 14:38
>mfw I lived there a year ago
whoa
June 30, 2017 - 14:39
18th place and carpenter, small black vehicle speeding down street after 3 shots were fired
June 30, 2017 - 14:39
I think it Aug 1 that EBT gets canceled.
June 30, 2017 - 14:39
You glorious fucking leaf, I just spit my coffee on my keyboard.
June 30, 2017 - 14:39
>Is it state funded? Yes, it's kill >Is it not state funded? Most likely kill but not 100%
In the case of EBT, I'm assuming it's kill.
June 30, 2017 - 14:39
Night Rob, Fighter of the Nog Man!
June 30, 2017 - 14:40
ive heard everyone of those, female black was beating someone with a dogs bone
June 30, 2017 - 14:41
thats two roberts down tonight
June 30, 2017 - 14:42
is it even possible to distinguish Chicago from Africa at this point
June 30, 2017 - 14:42
that image really knocked my socks off!!!!
June 30, 2017 - 14:42
almost all of these have been used at one time or another.
June 30, 2017 - 14:43
>about 12 firetrucks at a high rise building >dispatch exhales heavily
June 30, 2017 - 14:43
nope. they are being pretty civilized tonight only stabbings and shootings. my card is blank
June 30, 2017 - 14:44
nooooooooooooo 2 roberts down >FUCK THIS WORLD
June 30, 2017 - 14:44
does man down mean just wounded/capacitated or does it mean dead?
June 30, 2017 - 14:44
>male His Panic choking a female
June 30, 2017 - 14:44
tried to do them all at once, hope its okay :)
June 30, 2017 - 14:44
>male hispanic was chocking a female
June 30, 2017 - 14:45
while also harrassing passerbys lmao
June 30, 2017 - 14:45
>Question
Would you stay the night in the streets of Chicago for 1 night for $10,000?
June 30, 2017 - 14:45
damn thats one of the first drafts i did of this card. i spent a couple nights getting suggestions from the peeps to fill it. been away a few months.
June 30, 2017 - 14:45