/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - 'BEATIN STICK EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


TONIGHT:
Man shooting people on a bike
12 trucks at a high rise building
Woman threatening to beat people with a stick

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

PREVIOUS THREAD:

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

negro we were only at 200 post in the other thread. lmao

WIK E R P AR K

July 4th bingo

i think we hit the image limit, no?

Sup Forums mods hate chiraq threads

draw me a pet nigger with "jack harms" written on the bottom

leafbro you still here?

ROBERT4PRESIDENT

What happens at midnight? Do people lose their gibs & electricity?

Why at 200?

9 year old with animal bites, 12 year old brother arrested for waving fake gun at people

Car on fire

might be good for the drawer

ok, robert will let you live this time.

THEIR CARS GET SET ON FIRE

WATCH YO KEYS ROBERT

for the guy who wanted someone in the jungle

>Junk Bond status
>No more lotto
>Judge may order 4 billion to MCOs, which means they don't have money for gibs

SOON

We've got fireworks

Spontaneous examples of "Protest" and a drastic change in ambient temperature

car fire just got called in

draw me a pet nigger with "jack harms" written on the bottom

washingtonpost.com/national/1-day-2-years-of-deadlock-at-stake-in-illinois-budget-deal/2017/06/30/1addf748-5d54-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_story.html


The great chicago happening of 2017 has begun.

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Always archive shills
archive.is/TP8gq

THE NOGGIN HOUR IS HERE

Im going to compile a glossay next thread and for future threads. Pls reply what newfags to /cpd/ need to know!

Robert - third shift callsign for cops normally follows after a number. I.E. 362 robert

Male black - a nigger without saying nigger

Male white - rare corrupted sub-species infected by male black mentality white guy

Check yo keys - hot mic; open mic; spams radio with uneeded noise and bs.


Pro tip: new thread after 300 replies.

What else is needed anons?

save chicago with this one weird trick

pol mods HATE him

>Acura

spic detected

Wtf someone fucking in a body bag already?

You should spell Glossary correctly for one.

Who here thinking discord?

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They never passed the budget deal?


HAHAHAHAHA

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thanks pal, teehee

oh shit is there going to be a habenen

>posting here when the other thread has 80 posts left
stop

Battery in progress

Did you expect them to?

It's been 2 fucking years already, user.

>emergency session starts tomorrow

its nothing until they go to recess without a budget

We need a sketch of that guy in an Obama Halloween mask that was robbing ATMs a few weeks back.

What happened?

listening with ambient music increases energy

> REAL ROBERT HOUR HAS STARTED

NOPE JULY 1ST IS THE CUT OFF DATE FOR PAY FOR PUBLIC CONTRACTORS. ENJOY THE RIDE

i like this bot. it pleases me.

Im on the phone and its a fast thread, u particular and uncontributing fuck.

Ambient music Chicago PD scanner is rather A S T E T I C A U D I O

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meant because of the government shutdown, forgot to quote

I love you too user

Wtf last thread didn't hit image limit you faggots

Can we get helicopter chase streams or now?

you typed all that on your phone? nigger are you crazy?

Yeah, but now they have literally nothing to make payments with, and they can't get a loan because they now have a "junk"-grade credit rating.

Things have in fact gotten worse.

Ultimate nigger meltdown imminent

If your in Robert threads and your style isn't set to tomorrow, you are wrong.

Seriously if any you are using yotsuba, go down to the bottom right corner of the page and set that shit to tomorrow. You're welcome.

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you just have fat fingers, eat another cheeseburger

> WATCHING LIVEPD
> LISTENING TO CPD
extra comfy

realistically, how bad do you think it will be?

>comparisons are welcome

damn this is comfy

*muah*

Did that state implode yet or what?

T-there's video?

WHAYU MEEN I AINT GET NO EBT DIS MUNT?! HOW I SPOSE TO GET CHIKEN TENDEEZ?!

Yeah fast texter no auto correct tho

bump for interest

It's really sad that Chicago can singlehandedly destroy what is otherwise a decent midwestern state

Kek same here

how old are you? i think i'm too old to ever pick up fast typing on my phone. then again i've only had a smart phone for two years

>livepd

what this

5'3" 130lbs but my tits are fat so they get in the way.

>burger tits

niggers, not even once

It's like COPS, but it's all live with commentary

24 user

any requests? If not I can go to bed and stop stealing thread room

Tits or gtfo

>Bulgaria
>only had a smart phone for two years
surprised you still aren't using turnips

>130
>tits
Nigger why. Go outside jesus. How the fuck do you have tits

post those tatas my friend.

Man boobs.

>but if they are lebased black man its okay!
civic nationalists actually believe this

Put an official CPD cap on this guy

post em. no one has to know but us anons

Some cockhead banned my school's IP for child porn 4 years ago

Quick rundown of what happened tonight, Roberts?

CAR FIRE CONFIRMED AS ARSON.

one more that says, "shrike is a based trap" and the picture is one those niggers robbing a Walgreens or just doing something silly idk

Two finger typists can reach 100 word per minute, so two thumb posters should reasonably be able to reach that speed.

show me those burger titties

certain demographics are more crime prone than others.

yeah but we don't have niggers either so joke's on you

His man boobs get in the way.

You think 5'3" 130 lbs is that skinny? Kek, I wish you knew me

Cause im missing a dick, user.

I'm really sleepy, sorry guys. 2 am here. I'll be back if there is threads tomorrow evening!

Stern, but fair

get on the /fitpol/ train. It could literally save your life user.

Tits+time stamp or gtfo

whip em out. lets see

night night leaf Robert

Yeah, it gets lonely when it gets hidden by the fat.

wtf

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT