Brit/pol/ -Dominion day edition

-The world loves canada now!!: bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40448072

-Chairman Chong warns Hong Kong about soverignty. The last colony to go may be the first one we take back: bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-40465359

-/ourguy/ Sadiq blowing steam over the tower: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40465494

-May "hamstrings" Dave Davis over brexit: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40461496

-Cigars made halal in UK pubs: bbc.co.uk/news/health-40444460

-Saucy leak of Macron and Merkel released by the BBC: bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-40455183

Other urls found in this thread:

uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-attacking-muslim-teenager-packet-bacon-115211760.html
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/01/samuel-smith-pub-boss-anti-swearing-crusade-sacked-on-spot
archive.is/27KjO
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-40461626/danish-muslim-politician-confronts-senders-of-hate-mail
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Referendums_in_the_United_Kingdom
news.vice.com/story/london-mosque-targeted-in-terror-attack-now-receiving-death-threats
youtube.com/watch?v=6mtCKkgEOHQ
youtube.com/watch?v=og41c2P35mE
youtube.com/watch?v=J8m-4MWQxbk
youtube.com/watch?v=RSkOfi-oLl4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for australia

*blocks your sovereignty*

A

FUCKING

*opens your borders*

>cropping the picture
>not showing the 2 smartphones stacked on top of eachother and the 3 pleiade books, portraying his intellectual prowess.
how dare you commit this act of lèse majesté? I will not tolerate insults to our glorious king emmanuel premier

Gave me missus the roger last night lads

uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-attacking-muslim-teenager-packet-bacon-115211760.html

The comments section is pretty funny.

LEAF

ohayou senpais...

fucking hell what happened to her face

she on the drink or on drugs or what?

Seig Heil!

>She said: “I was unable to see and breathe for a while and at this point I couldn’t understand why. I was being suffocated. I thought I was dead. I didn’t know what hit me.

This reaction to a piece of fucking bacon?

>women
there lies the problem...

>We're going to be non white majority in 15 years, less if you're in any of the major cities

>All our land and property is being sold to ultra-rich cunts from China, Russia and the Middle East

>The middle class is being continually squeezed by shittily optimized economy and low purchasing power

>Degeneracy has literally never been worse, the youth is obsessed with drugging up and dancing till 4am then stumbling home to pay for a takeaway from a foreign-owned business

>the marxists have basically got their foot in the door and even people like my dad who despise Corbyn and are thoroughly racist have considered voting Labour because the Tories are obsessed with selling all our assets off to more and more international money

Is there any glimmer of hope left?

Obviously a lie but convincing enough to have that guy locked up

>She said: “I was unable to see and breathe for a while and at this point I couldn’t understand why. I was being suffocated. I thought I was dead. I didn’t know what hit me.
>“It was only when the bacon peeled off my face and it fell to the ground, and the male behind me started shouting ‘bacon, bacon, it’s bacon’ that I started to grasp what was happening to me.”

I kekd

Nope

Brought a new shirt lads what do you think?

>Be Muslim, rape white women/girls
No jail time
>Be white male, put bacon in muslim's face for less than a few seconds
6 months in jail

The state of this fucking country

Fucking Guardian cunts are trying to do a hit piece on the last, traditionalist pub and brewery in the UK -

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/01/samuel-smith-pub-boss-anti-swearing-crusade-sacked-on-spot

Just in case you're not aware - Smith's Brewery is unique in that it's owned and operated in Yorkshire, produces it's beers only from water, hops, yeast and malt (and has a lovely stout, by the way), and only ever increases it's beer price in line with inflation or alcohol duty, so that you can get a good stout for about £2.50. Smith's pubs also don't allow degenerate music or TV, have traditional settings including rooms, and have fires in the hearth. All in all, they operate pubs in the same way that the hobbits do.

On top of that, they even still use shire horses as dray carriers.

We need to support Smith's by the way. Go to a Smith's pub, drink there, show you appreciation for MORAL beer.

>God has no religion

Last time you appeared going on about religion you were killing our priests.

Be gone heathen!

Always archive
archive.is/27KjO

Ok lads I've been mostly avoiding this Grenfell thing. Can I ask some stuff.
>is there actually any political merit in any of this?
Corbychev seems to think it's directly whay pippos fault or something.
>shit goes on fire all the time.
Why exactly has this become a witch hunt? Is it just because the media needed a summer story?
>vibrantly diverse casualties
I take it we've already gotten enormous mileage out of this
>It seems like an accident.
Why is it Hillsborough 2?
I'm sorry to ask but I really didn't follow the story as fires are fires.

A retard friendly version of events that isn't full of "muh migrants muh trageeeedy" would also be appreciated.

>Danish Muslim politician confronts senders of hate mail
>bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-40461626/danish-muslim-politician-confronts-senders-of-hate-mail

thought i'd take the obvious bait and watch this.

>invited hundreds of people, who have sent her abusive messages, to sit down for a coffee and a chat.

she reads him a few inflammatory things he said and thats it, he then explains why islam is ruining his country and about how hes concerned. she gets up and walks away to some other area of the house and starts crying

great discussion

A second referendum on Brexit isn't against "the will of the people" but a necessary step in a well-functioning democracy.

MOGG
He'll win the leadership contest. He'll bring back traditional values. He'll ensure Britain becomes strong again.

cheers m8

All referendums are retarded.

>A second referendum on Brexit isn't against "the will of the people" but a necessary step in a well-functioning democracy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Referendums_in_the_United_Kingdom
>As of 2017, only three referendums have been held which have covered the whole of the United Kingdom: in 1975, 2011 and most recently in 2016.

but lets have another one about the exact same thing?

...

alcohol is dangerous and un-british

see here for the effects

What? Why?

Which idiot said that?
>Keep voting until you vote right goyim

One of the comments:

>Seriously???? She said she couldn't breathe was suffocating etc??? Give it a rest. She must have been top of her acting class. Hamming it up for the court.

>Hamming it up

Was Gerry Anderson a prophet? He warned the Earthmen (White Anglo Race) about an attack by aliens, called Mysterons (Muslims) and their main protagonist was a Paki called Captain Black. The British Hero was called Captain Scarlet after Enoch's Rivers of Blood speech.

Took a poo in an empty pot noodle today lads. My cup runneth over.

>ethnic starts fire in flat for better flat
>loses control
>bails with his luggage
>doesn't call fire brigade
>burns down tower, kills a bunch of ethnics
>he disappears.
>this is the white councils fault.

>Hold a referendum
>That was just a test! This next one is the real one.
>Just kidding that was another test
>Repeat until Remain vote is achieved

Now that's what I call democratic!

news.vice.com/story/london-mosque-targeted-in-terror-attack-now-receiving-death-threats
Which one of you was this?

looking forward to rockbusters tonight

also just had some canned sardines in tomato sauce
pretty good

None of us, we don't advocate violence. Sup Forums is a board of peace.

Why can't they forge a letter without sounding like a comic book villain?

What are you doing to prepare for the inevitable collapse of Britain under the surge of non-whites?

I'm busy stockpiling and have a wank

in the sandbags

Comments are encouraging

What is it with you, the man in that picture and wank posting?

You might be onto something there lad

Even though I'm the original walshposter I'm proud others have taken up my mantle

I want to see Owen Jones get raped to death by an aroused horse

The only paki was LT Green.

I watched this out of curiosity. He's entirely right, as always the counter argument is muh fee fees.

the POZ is really catching up to him

>Ed arrested
Absolute madman.

He needs to get raped by HIV+ African migrants

All you had to do was get round the negotiating table. You should've listened

Anyone noticed that in the footage of the protest today there's some very professional looking signs that say "stop islamophobia" what the hell does that have to do with anything? Also there only seems to be about a thousand folk there.

The Sup Forums nonces are trying to normalise paedophilia again baka, when did this board become so degenerate.

Socialist Worker always send a guy with preprinted signs

It's always the fat neckbeard Americans doing it

>mfw he looks like exactly like my brother but with longer hair

So fuicking true, it would be funny if it wasn't tooth-grindingly enraging.

Does anyone agree that the rise of Corbychev is more to do with the
>STATE
of the Tories than himself?

People want a political party to be proud of, not one you mention in a hushed whisper.

Ah that explains that.

>direct democracy
>ever

Also, Britain never was and never will be a "democracy".

>Dominion day
Enough with this monarchist bullshit. It's Canada Day. Deal with it.

Its not rape when he would enjoy it,

>A

How do piss poor socialites afford so many signs?

It's Dominion day. Canada doesn't exist

While the dindu who started the fire has been entirely forgotten it seems Grenfell has become this summers Maddie McCann and a stick to just clobber the Tories with as no amount of gibs will please the survivors and their handlers.

On the point of the dindu a counter argument I suppose is that the fire wouldn't have been so bad had the cladding not been what it was however:
>not had the inquest yet
>oh no, the public sector went with the cheapest option. This must be austerity. Bash the fash now!


I don't know if the firestarter (twisted firestarter) called 999?

Alright anons, we need you to come up with a monologue segment for This Week. What do you talk about and what visual representation do you use?

I saw a great piece about this around post brexit time which was of the effect that "politicians hate asking the electorate what they want mostly because what the electorate actually wants is diametrically opposed to what politicians want. It's also usually extremely racist."

Button it, Jacques.

>

3

Immigration and how it strains our public sector.
I use a fish tank. I explain that the filter and nitrogen cycle allow six goldfish to live happily.
I then keep adding loaches.
See how they form insular communities?
See how stressed the fishies are? There's no space, they're biting each other
As the support system overloads, the tank becomes filthy, the fish die.
The tank also bears no resemblance to what it looked like before.

>overpopulation
>i'm in a ice cream van and someone comes up to me and asks for a fully functioning and cohesive society, i spend the next 5 minutes just pouring all different flavours of ice cream on a cone, even after it's overflowing and then give it to the disgruntled customer.

Me too mate, about half six, was there any of me still in there?

>loaches
Add yellow, brown and red fish instead. Also remove some goldfish once in a while as they don't want to reproduce, contribute nothing and only live consume your free food.

Post laments lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=6mtCKkgEOHQ

Nice, very witty.

youtube.com/watch?v=og41c2P35mE

youtube.com/watch?v=J8m-4MWQxbk

>Was Gerry Anderson a prophet? Update.

He warned the Earthmen (White Anglo Race) about an attack by aliens, called Mysterons (Muslims) and the main protagonist was Captain Black (Sadiq Khan) who pretended he was British, but was working for the the Muslims all along. The Hero was called Captain Scarlet, who was Mysteronised (Tortured and made to read the Koran) but was too strong and become able to fight the Mysterons (Christian - Deus Vult) Scarlet is the colour of blood, which alludes to Enoch's Rivers of Blood speech. The leader of the resistance, or SPECTRUM, was Colonel White. Finally, the token nigger was only a Lieutenant, so his job was based on his ability and not affirmative action.

One thing he got Very wrong: All the British women were slim, attractive, and intelligent.

Afternoon best ally, how's your summer going?

Marvellous.

>dat shifty quintessentially British qween on sky news

>britain
>summer

Anyone else so fucking sick of hearing about this shitty tower burning down?

claiming this thread for Are Lee

>t. Jacque

God I wish someone would just fucking nuke London.

Would we be having another referendum if remain won?

Yes.

I'm oddly fascinated by the coverage however as it's essentially ideal communist propaganda or at least is being spun that way.

>Socialist Worker

Incompatible terms, surely?

>If you ask achmed nicely.
Though they tend not to go for their own territory at the moment.

youtube.com/watch?v=RSkOfi-oLl4

Care to repeat that user? Say it closer into the microphone this time though.

The strikes were WRONG

>tfw to intelligent too answer questions

Any more?

god damn it