>Canada Day (French: Fête du Canada) is the national day of Canada. A federal statutory holiday, it celebrates the anniversary of the July 1, 1867, enactment of the Constitution Act, 1867 (then called the British North America Act, 1867), which united the three separate colonies of Canada, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick into a single Dominion within the British Empire called Canada.[1][2][3] Originally called Dominion Day (French: Le Jour de la Confédération), the holiday was renamed in 1982, the year the Canada Act was passed
1982 Same Year Justin Trudeaus daddy made the Canadian Charter of Privileges.
Canada Day is a wash out here. HA HA HA Suck as fuck day
Nothing but drunk and high retards in Canada clothing and maple leafs on their faces, walking around shouting >WOOOOOOOO CA-NA-DA!! over and over in a drunken stupor
Justins daddy literally changes everything in Canadian law, in 1982 Justin is now running the country
Wew Lad
Brandon Roberts
Everyone is too poor to celebrate. Celebrations literally take food out of our mouths.
Jacob Bailey
Justin's face should replace the "maple leaf" in the Canadian Flag He's literally "The Prince of Canada"
Liam Morales
According to people on here, Canada is just fine, you're a loser if you're poor and they are going to have a cook out today and throw out all the left overs, while thinking about poor people with no money or food.
Easton Evans
I bet there is some secret clause, where his children are guaranteed to become Prime Minister.
He fucking changed everything.
Rich history eh faggots??
More like 35 years of it
Gavin Campbell
Yep,.Literally only their "own" country for 35 years
>The Canada Act 1982 (1982 c. 11) is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom that was passed at the request of the Canadian federal government to "patriate" Canada's constitution, ending the necessity for the British parliament to be involved in making changes to the Constitution of Canada. The Act also formally ended the "request and consent" provisions of the Statute of Westminster 1931 in relation to Canada, whereby the British parliament had a general power to pass laws extending to Canada at its own request.
>Annexed as Schedule B to the Act is the text of the Constitution Act, 1982, in both of Canada's official languages (i.e. English and French). Because of the requirements of official bilingualism, the body of the Canada Act itself is also set out in French in Schedule A to the Act, which is declared by s. 3 to have "the same authority in Canada as the English version thereof
Canada, celebrating 35 years as their own country today!
Hudson Young
my city may be overrun with third world invaders, hippy degenerates and filthy chinamen but I will never forget what it was. youtube.com/watch?v=Vp50Iw-xcVo&t=2s we will make Canada white again
David Phillips
Let's keep this celebration of 35 years of Trudeau Dynasty with some TOP SECRET, DEEP STATE news stories, from super underground news sources, like metronews.ca
Here's a real Canadian story to start the day off right
>Intoxicated Halifax-area man charged for entering home, making snack, sleeping on couch
Only in Canader eh?? HAW HAW HAW Poor lad probably just really drunk from celebrating his Canadian FREEDOM!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CA-NA-DA!!!!!!!!!!!
Levi Diaz
Mandatory Reading
Juan Edwards
Thew fuck is that?? You realize no one in the 1900s,1910,1920,1930,1940,1950 America and Europe didn't dress like that??
You want some 1800s pioneer era country??
LOL
Canadians literally think people lived and dressed like pioneers, until the 1950s.
LOL
You 200 years old or something, kid??
>You'll never forget
You were probably born in the 90s
Jose Cook
General French hat thread. Get in here boiiis.
Jordan Sanders
that was from an opera concert from 1964
Jordan Wood
Ya, sure it was........... My granddad has pictures of him and my mom and aunts and uncles that look like they were taken in 1850 cause of the technology being used.
Isaac Cox
Granddad has a picture of him and he looks like Charles Ingalls in Little House on the Prairie
We use to LOVE that show, cause it was so close to everything we had in Canada, and how grand dad grew up.
The show is based in Pioneer times...........
Bentley Brown
See, story is, moms side of the family were "poor dirt farmers" Granddad bought a hobby farm with some cows to complete the look.
Mom and her sisters would take me, my brother and cousins out to pioneer villages and old farms to show us, how granddad and Canadians use to live, and to show us "how lucky we are to be alive now"
I remember seeing tractors, that are from the 1800s, that were used like 70-80 years ago.
No "hit and miss motors" No steam powered tractors No old appliances. They had hand cranked washing machines since like 1840. Mom and grandma use to WARSH (ya, they say warsh instead of wash) their clothes in the river No old nothing, except ancient pioneer farming tech.
Adam Perez
Another Canadian as Fuck news story
Rich Whiners in Canada, whine about having to pay taxers on their vacant homes
>Owners of second homes protest burden of Vancouver vacancy tax
WAHHHHH!!! I don't wanna pay!!!! I'm a Boomer, my mommy and daddy paid for everything, my whole life!!! WAHHHHH!!!! I wanna keep my money!! I hate paying for things!! That's why I take loans and never pay them back!! WAHHHHHH!!
Fucking Boomer Scum
Luke Ross
Tonight would be a great night to stalk around, sucker punching fat drunk Boomers while they stumble around all drunk.
Maybe...............
Matthew Gonzalez
Fat fuck loser, in his golf shirt tucked in, gut sticking out, his 50-60 year old wife, looking like she spend half his money trying to look half her age. Strut around like they're king shit.
Fat old fucks. High school is long over buddy.
Brody Cooper
VIVA FIDEL
Daniel Walker
So weird how USA hates commies and almost had WW3 and closed off Cuba to USA over their communism. For some reason, they let Canada slide and even do trade with Canada and let Canada screw them over in NAFTA
The fuck is going on around here??
I wish I was born on American soil. This country is just fucking whack
IT STARTED IN 1982
Leo Wood
USA hates Fidel and communism USA almost goes to war with Cuba over communism USA almost goes to war with USSR over communism Canadian leader flies to Cuba to get wife pregnant by Fidel, while making deals with USA USA leaves Canada alone
WHAT IN THE FUCK
Cameron Hall
USA should invade us or annex us or something, if they hate commies that much.
They should've done it in the 11960s or 70s then.
What the helllllll
Brandon Sanders
Guy who held first "Canada Day Parade" in Montreal STILL ALIVE and Remembers it!!
WOW!!!
>Montreal's first Canada Day parade met with laughter, founder recalls
>Roopnarine Singh, a Trinidad-born Montreal doctor, organized the first Canada Day parade in 1978 after being horrified there was no celebration to mark his adopted country's birthday.
White Canadians, so fucking lazy, they need immigrants to do everything for them.
Woah, wait a minute........... Canada Day wasn't "Canada Day" until 1982 How did this guy organize a parade, for a day that didn't exist??
UMMM WHAT??
Aiden Howard
>Originally called Dominion Day (French: Le Jour de la Confédération), the holiday was renamed in 1982, the year the Canada Act was passed
>>Roopnarine Singh, a Trinidad-born Montreal doctor, organized the first Canada Day parade in 1978 after being horrified there was no celebration to mark his adopted country's birthday.
1978 1982
Wow.........................
Levi Bennett
Canada, such a bullshit lie of a country, their own media can't keep the lies straight.
Joseph Hernandez
According to the article, he needed to FIGHT for funding and was called "too patriotic" by his fellow Canadians He was LAUGHED AT for wanting to celebrate Canada.
Sound right, but it's all lies, cause it wasn't even called "Canada Day" until 6 years later.
So what in the fuck is going on????????
Owen Sullivan
>At times, he faced criticism for his unabashed patriotism in a province where the July 1 holiday was traditionally met with ambivalence. >He recalls years of fighting to secure funding for the event
Now he lives part time in Caribbean in his home country,probably like a king and during the winter months.
How Canadian eh??
Evan Phillips
>He now splits his time between Trinidad and Toronto, but he's in Montreal to attend the parade for what he says could be the last time.
Ryan James
DO What the Homo Elite says!!
>Police officers asked not to wear their uniforms in Ottawa Pride parade
Guess cause they sperg out and act like over emotional drama queens, they get what they want more often.
So tired of smug as fuck, fat faggots in stupid hair colors, acting like they are God's Gift to Earth cause their homo brain is full of Homo Elite Propaganda that they're special.
YOU'RE 1% OF THE WORLD Why is the 99% making so much room for these fucking people??
Alexander Sullivan
Easy Tricks to increase the value of your home by 100,000s for a low price >8 home reno projects that give the best bang for your buck
I bought me a fixer upper for $300,000, did all the work myself, now it's worth $750,000 I'm unqualified and untrained to do these jobs. I did them poorly. My house is now worth $400,000 more cause I dumped $2500 and a couple hours of my time, into my house
Canadian logic.
Bentley Martinez
LOL
Canadians are actually paying $2300 to live in a shed, like Bubbles, in Vancouver.
Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those that follow these: Canada thread
Anthony Bailey
Can't afford rent in BC? You're a loser, bitch!! Go back to Ottawa with your "fiancee" loser. Vancouver is for us Richers. The RICH Folk eh?? Not poor trash Eastern scum from "Ottawa". God Damn Ottawa, always stealing OUR Money >Leaving Vancouver: An outspoken renter advocate is moving away
Hey sad as fuck loser, how's it going? Following another of my threads.
What's it like being that autistic??
Seriously lame attempt at some poetry too. Doesn't even rhyme
Wyatt Foster
There is literally nothing wrong with taking a long weekend for a cook out with your friends and family and getting drunk and high. Take joy where you can find it in this lifetime my dude
Liam Garcia
LOL STFU you scumbag loser. That's ALL you people do, is sit around getting high and drunk. That's why your country is trash.
You people literally cannot function unless high or drunk
Aaron King
WHO CARES if Canada is really only 35 years old?? Anin't nothing wrong with getting high and drunk and enjoying the small things eh??
Sit back, have a beer or 20 and retell tales of Canada , how you imagined it, eh??
Ahhh, we use to drink the whiskey, play the fiddle music by the fire, hunt and trap.
God damn Canada was great eh?? I was born in 1990 btw, BUT I REMEMBER OLDEN CANADA!!!
Ayden Clark
This "country" is fucked.
I just hope one day Trump comes in and makes this place part of the USA and just fucks everyone up. I would welcome this.
Nicholas Cook
Faggot you have no idea who I am. Go spend time with your family and enjoy a long weekend. Of all the fucking things to get worked up and crusade over what kind of piece of shit picks a statutory holiday?
>you people >flag
Lincoln Gray
IM CELEBRATING DOMINION DAY I BOUGT MY RED ENSIGN AND I AM ENJOYING A SOBER CHRISTIAN DOMINION DAY WITH BIBLE STUDY!
Grayson Jones
serously though, Canada threads are fuckn sad bro.not just your canada threads which are informatve - ALL canada threads=sad as fuck
fuck this whole country
Caleb Roberts
Ya, if only
>pic related
Giving Canada their Independence was the biggest mistake, America ever made. If elected, I promise to #MakeCanadaAmericaAgain
Really dropped the ball on that one.
Good job DRUMPF
#NotMyPresident
Adam Martin
LOL Translation: >Who cares if this history is fake. Go get drunk and high and forget what you discovered, OKAY?? >You got no idea who I am. Im from Vatican City and "watching you" >I'm part of CSIS and monitoring your Sup Forums cause you're a threat >Go drink, do drugs and FORGET this, OKAY PAL??
Josiah Hill
You know how you fix a country? Lots of children, strong families, and strong communities.
You know how you build strong families and communities? You have cook outs and spend time with them on the weekend.
You're literally fighting against a fucking holiday. Sperging out against this shitty country is one thing, but if you actually think spending time alone frothing at your keyboard trying to convince others to avoid their families and friends is somehow more productive than quality family time then you're the reason our country is shit
Ryan Kelly
Oh thanks man, sorry. Hard to tell who is friend or foe in these threads. I'm attacked constantly by a team of shills, for posting the news. Which is SAD AS FUCK.
My bad dude
Tyler Cox
>47 posts >35 posts by this ID Jesus Christ man
Levi Bennett
Ya buddy, pull on the ol heart strings there with your tales of what "family" and "friends" are.
They are just words to Canadians. "Family" and "Friend" means shit to a Canadian.
My own Canadian as fuck Granddad, made his own brother live in poverty, most of his life, while he sat on millions from a land sale, which partially belonged to his brother. His own brother needed to sue him, for that money.
I guess my Granddad is just a "bad" Canadian and not a TRUE Canadian, despite his family being here 100 years, eh?
Austin Reed
What are the odds of a terrorist attack today?
Connor Richardson
>47 posts >35 posts by this ID Jesus Christ man
Kevin Roberts
Zero No one fucking cares
Mason Bailey
Take your fucking meds you gangstalking youtube victim
Bentley Hughes
You're literally fucking fighting against the concept of family now?
Holy shit I didn't think there was a goy this good
Nathaniel Rogers
>Take your fucking meds you gangstalking youtube victim
Chase Clark
Canadians actually take their nation seriously? Who would of thought.
Grayson Reed
LOL Now you're trying to play the whole "jews are winning" angle.
Keep deflecting, faggot. You started with it's okay to get drunk and high, now you're saying I'm a "goy"
LOL
Thomas Baker
They fucking L-O-V-E this place bud. They will try and fight you, if you say >I like America and want to move there
Like they sperg out. Their brain breaks. You can see the >does not compute on their faces.
Andrew Lewis
I do these everyday, cause it's fucking hilarious, to see the excuses the Canadian Shill team tries to come up.
I always wanted my own late night talk show, I guess I got an early morning one. Making comments on news stories is a common thing with those comedians.
Robert Ross
DAILY REMINDER; More than Half of ALL Canadians will die in 40-50 years.
>Canadian seniors now outnumber children for 1st time, 2016 census shows
Probably a lot sooner desu. 40 years is giving the 50 year olds till 90 to live. Most are 65+
How are the young, suppose to support all these old people? We won't. I hope they die quickly when we get tired of them and start acting like Boomers ourselves.
I do, fuck you all. Im getting mine. I don't share. Put money in MY hand.
Like my granddads brother, I'm going to sue my entitled,spoiled, fuckhead parents for every dime they have, for making me grow up with nothing, while they had everything.
What goes around, comes around you fucking trash bags
Blake Perry
Here, I added your archive links to my copypasta.
Thanks archivebot DAILY REMINDER; More than Half of ALL Canadians will die in 40-50 years.
>Canadian seniors now outnumber children for 1st time, 2016 census shows
Wish the Americans had won. Fuck this French/English divide. Torn the country apart since conception.
What am I saying, everyone hates everyone here. Everyone wants a diddler shack in the middle of no where and to be left alone. WHY?? Cause Canadians are fucking retarded psychos and growing up around them, makes you hate people in general.
Josiah Collins
How brown are you?
Joseph Clark
do you have a feminine benis
Caleb Robinson
Most of these people, don't even know why they are celebrating. Or that CANADA DAY, wasn't even CANADA DAY, until 35 years ago.
Americans have FREEDOM to celebrate.
What are we "celebrating"??
Being here??
Jose Fisher
>How brown are you?
Well, I can trace my granddads side for 100 years in Canada and back to Ireland and Scotland
That answer your question? You asked it yesterday too, shillbot
Kayden Morris
Guess I'm just NOT PROUD to come from a shithole fake nation of do-nothing losers who accomplished shit and have no fucking history,pride or culture.
Besides fake emotions of patriotism, no one has any idea why they like it here. It's just meme lines >Darr open spaces!! >Free healthcare!! >Not America!!!
Brandon Adams
>tfw you never signed the constitution
Gavin Russell
You're probably some filthy POO to be honest.
Connor Rogers
> Canada Day Apparently there is a 7-story tall giant rubber duck about 200m away from me that I couldn't be fucked to go look at
Lincoln Brooks
So you're a city fag? Supports my theory even more that you're brown.
Hudson Moore
I'm white and I own guns. I'm like the last white person in Toronto.
Carter Rivera
I read the ID wrong, thought the other fag posted that.
Caleb Edwards
>Can't read post IDs Talking to the wrong person, fuckwit
>You're probably some filthy POO to be honest.
It's the BrownBot. It can only formulate sentences that involve "brown" as being an insult
Update your software you fucking losers.
Isaiah Clark
Probably cause you're actually a POO and BROWN from India and called DARPEET or something.
Carson Mitchell
so you'll spend the whole day in your shitbox apartment making these threads and replying to yourself all day right?
Logan Watson
Did you not see my post above? Oh well, I don't expect more from a filthy indishit.
Noah Johnson
Canadians don't own guns. No idea what you're talking about dude. I was raised that guns are bad and American. If you want to be a psycho gun nut, go to America. We don't want *your* kind here.
So funny how Canadians try to brag that they own guns to impress Americans.
Canada is 100% Anti-Gun
Cooper Perez
>wanting to abandon HM the queen and live in a republic that chose a nigger as it's head of state
Nathan Garcia
INDIANS ARE A NOBLE AND KIND PEOPLE WHO'S WOMEN DO ANAL.
Evan Lee
>Has Justin Trudeau as head of State now >no real rights like Americans >Taxed to pay the luxuries of Royals who don't give a fuck if you starve to death.
These Canadians LOVE being abused cucked slaves
>Darrrrr day had one blackie as presidunt once eh?? BADDDD!! | >Canada is multicultural too eh?? Diveristy is strength eh??
Jacob Rivera
Guns are white identity. If you don't own a firearm you might as well have gone down bug catching on Church St. last week.
Julian Stewart
No idea what you're talking about man. No one I know likes guns, wants a gun or owns a gun. Maybe you grew up in some fairy tale part of Canada.
>Toronto >owns a gun
Guns aren't Canadian culture. They never have been. You're :LARPing
Oliver Gutierrez
Your parents raised you to be a fucked up retard dude. I can't remember, were you raised by a single mother? Would explain a lot
Ayden Long
I guarantee you have no real friends and that your family has rejected you. There really isn't any other reason why to hate this holiday.
David James
>No one I know likes guns, wants a gun or owns a gun. That's because you and your friends are all pussy cunts?
Julian Thomas
Please seek mental help.
Jaxon Russell
The Canadian Retard team is here to derail the thread and make Canadians look like a bunch of callous retards who hate their own countrymen for having a different opinion
>We aren't shills!!! >We are just in every single of your threads, every day, insulting you for posting news stories and telling the truth cause reasons >NOT SHILLS
Makes me legit LOL
Brayden Anderson
>hate their own countrymen for having a different opinion What is fascism: the post.
Jaxon Phillips
They are out in force today!!
Always take them a little while. I think there is a reply count that needs to be hit, before they really turn it on
John Hernandez
What is using a word wrong and not knowing the meaning of a word (Your) post
Anthony Turner
HM the queen is head of state still, we aren't a republic Not a single penny of our tax dollars go to the royals, if you're talking about engagements they make here that's for security, we spend that on any visiting head of state, why is it bad when our OWN visits? Dumb frog or foreign euro nigger, get the hell out of my country Canada is British Anglo
Camden Perez
Nice deflection, how many neetbux do you get from the government?
