What is the most significant event in human histriy?

what is the most significant event in human histriy?

The Holocaust

The fake one or the upcoming real one?

The Frisian loss of the war against the Franks.

The Rise of Adolf Hitler

Not that.

CNN going bankrupt after being exposed for making fake news

United States choosing to take part in WW1

Adolf Hitler's rising

>ITT: Stormweenies realizing that they know nothing about history aside from the 1920's-1945.

>most significant event in human history?
When we speciated.

07/08/17

Donald Trump tweeting something mean.

Exodus.
Rameses II fucked up big time and let the rats escape. Now they are all over the place and even gave birth to other disgusting people like the mudslimes.

>When we speciated.
>history

Do you know the definition of history?

Me cumming in your ass.

>Do you know the definition of history?
I do know the definition of a slide thread. You're asking a meaningless question. There can't be a "most significant event in human history".

When Denmark won the European championship in football

Go to /his/ and ask this

Caesar crossing the Rubicon

Fire, wheel, agriculture. Take your pick.

US independence from the UK.
>Capitalism
>True liberty
>True freedom
>Equity
>Democratic Republic
>Checks and Balances


No step on snek

It's between the English Civil War, the French Revolution, the invention of antiseptics or the founding of the Roman Empire for political and social implications that are still affecting us heavily today.

Otherwise overall the invention of agriculture.

History graduate and obsessive.

Probably the coming of Jesus. So many things happened as a result-including Islam.

The killing of almost 60 to 80 million Russian Christians by (((BOLSHEVIKS)))

Invention of the hamburger

30 years war.

also this

Closest opportunity where the Banking NWO was almost defeated, but (((they))) had to manipulate others into coming into the (((war))) to fight their own racial brothers

Space Race.

We caught the attention of aliens and now there is no going back.

when the bbc took over the world

Napoleon was closer and nearly nipped it in the bud earlier. Was already unstoppable when Hitler tried.

>Holocaust
>moon landing
>9/11
>Sandy Hook

Bet those hungries have good boy pussy

> no food
> degraded muscle strength
> ez access

This. I despise Wilson so much and he was bribed into the war costin American lives!

makes me sad/angry

probably Jesus being born, after that I would probably put the birth of Genghis Khan, followed by ww1

When the house of cards falls, you will realize it was November 8th 2016.

What is this?

walking on the Moon

inb4: it didn't happen

3/4 of those things are hugely insignificant and will not be remembered except as maybe a footnote 500 years from now.

Sandy hook will be completely erased from people's memories in 50 years.
9/11 will be simply remembered as "some big terrorist attack" 100 years from now.
The holocaust will and already is being put in the same box we put the slaughter of Mongols and the franks. I.e. the "bad things in history" box.

That time we elected a black guy out of fear of being called racist & he ruined everything and left the white house smelling like lube.

If you ask "the white house or him," the answer is yes.

didnt fucking happen

I would argue the Toba Catastrophe as the most significant, which reduced humans to ~1,000 breeding pairs and was the loudest sound ever heard by human ears.

t. paleontologist

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Until now, November, 8, 2016

The rise of the prophet!

>>The holocaust will and already is being put in the same box we put the slaughter of Mongols and the franks. I.e. the "bad things in history" box.

OOOYY VEYYYYYYYYY

you need a visit to the (((reeducation camps!!))

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probably this, although i'd personally include the cold war in terms of lasting effects that have happened on this world.

Hitler losing the Second World War. That, or the French revolution.

Blockbuster and other movie stores closing down.

are these people even jewish?

I think he meant significant events that actually happened.

The Roswell crash.

jews gaining control of the narrative through christianity

Invention of the first Turing-complete electronic machine (aka the computer).
Perhaps the day LSD was accidentally synthesized and discovered.

I was just listing events that Sup Forums denies ever happened.

WW2 and the rise of National Socialist Germany. WW2 was the ultimate clash between what the future world would look like. We all know which side won

Refugee Crisis.

>Plz, prove me wrong.

no its photo shopped!!!!

just kidding, but not fully kidding many photos from that time were doctored and manipulated

AGRICULTURAL REVOLUTION
Obviously
I'm ashamed that anyone is posting anything else
Use your brains

It was the day that everyone realized OP is a faggot.

The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. The entirety of the 20th century follows as a domino effect. Without WWI there would be no WWII because no treaty of Versailles. There would be no Russian revolution so no commies. No commies means no endless proxy war in places like Vietnam. No proxy war means no Soviets in Afghanistan which means no CIA involvement which would eventually come back to 9/11. None of that means no Iraq or war on terror. No migrant crisis. Europe would still be alive.

this

This the synagogue of satan needs to be purged from Christianity

This.
And the Cola Wars.

Human migration out of Africa.

Invention of the written word

>human

1- the birth of Jesus
2- the industrial revolution
3- renaissance
4- The Roman Empire
5- The 2 World War

>muh 66 gorillion
We /JIDF/ now

discovery of fire

The start of WW1

Totally this, not even kidding

There's a few that affect us very much today
-Bronze Age Collapse
Set us back to square one for a thousand years
-French Revolution and Napoleon
Birth of liberalism and the continental system
-Rise of the British Empire
Influential and led to the Rise of America
-Rise of Islam
Basically fucked up the natural course of world history where North Africa would've been Christian and the Sassanids would rule in Persia

Discovery of fire or invention of language probably simply due to the requirement for things to exist to invent other things. After all hard to invent a rocket or plan a state when you have no verbal let alone written language.

Pretty sure Europe was already deep into its existential crisis by the eve of WWI, most people at the time traced their impending sense of civilizational doom to the Napoleonic wars. If that view is accurate then you can say the most important thing to Happen which set Europe's destiny on its current course was the French Revolution and their execution of King Louis XVI

300 spartan men vs 20,000 persian men

The invention of the microchip

This and Carthage's loss in the Second Punic War
Genghis Kahn's expansion and the lineage of his sons.
Landing on the moon.
The release of The Rolling Stone's Let It Bleed in 1969

napoleon going apeshit

Probably the writings of the bible and talmud on a more serious note.

That event probably predates humanity in the proper modern sense though, so it doesn't qualify for this thread.

The first time somebody assigned a proper noun to describe the language that they spoke must have been a major black monolith moment in the development of our language system and that probably happened after the dawn of modern man.

WWI by far

The discovery of fire, followed by agriculture and domestication, followed by the harnessing of steam power, followed by the defeat of germany in wwII.

The crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

the creation of israel

>The discovery of fire, followed by agriculture and domestication,
a bunch of things that happened spontaneously over time
>he harnessing of steam power, followed by the defeat of germany in wwII.

Followed by the event which symbolically represents the start of industrial civilization, followed by the last time industrial civilization appeared to sincerely be in very grave danger of collapsing.

Only one of all of those things is even strictly an 'event', in that it had a single time and place and a strict group of individual participants.

> actually believing that happened

Fall of the Roman Empire

Columbus Exchange.

The burning of the Library at Alexandria.

>tfw you realize Mohammed was actually a time-traveling reptillian alien agent who went back to 6th century AD Earth to plant the seeds of the cancer that would ultimately destroy humanity, thus winning their future war with humanity by virtue of it never happening

OP discovering he's a massive faggot

>Not understanding that regardless of the factual events that happened around 30 AD, Jesus Christ has changed the world far more than any other individual. It's not even close.

wrong columbus exchange mate

I wouldn't want to go to war with this planet. We have jews.

What are you homophobes?

October 1st 2003

>implying the jews are on our side

The sinking of Atlantis

Probably the discovery of fire.

It essentially triggered our initial mastery for energy usage and we've been trying to come up with better ways to create/harness energy ever since.

Without fire we'd be stuck in the cave all night.

Came here to say discovery of fire.

This is absolutely the biggest event in human history.