>4th Of July is fast approach >Preparing for the annual harassment >An entire day dedicated to being Anti-British and treat us like subhumans. >Americans will defend this behaviour instead of standing up to these dicks.
If you don't respect us as a country 365 (including the 4th July) I don't want to be an Ally.
inb4 "its just banter" inb4 "Americans don't care about limes" inb4 any degrading comment made by Americans to put us down. Sorry our economy isn't as big as yours or we couldn't land on the moon you cunts! Thanks for reminding us daily.
Lucas Wright
inb4 look at all those grammar/spelling mistakes, what ever you say Muhammad. Really angry about this atm, can't wait to get Lectured by Americans about how I'm in the wrong for their cuntish behaviour!
Nathan Morales
You:re right, the amount of abuse we take on the 4th is sickening!
John Hill
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Dominic Kelly
Expected :(
Grayson Jones
pre-butthurt, butthurt. I love it
Christian White
>tfw born in THE country hell yeah bruhs
Evan Edwards
>4th of july >see a british child >knock ice cream out of her hands >cries and runs home >follow her >stand outside her window and laugh maniacally
Wyatt Peterson
I don't understand?
inb4 Anti-british bullshit
Cameron Scott
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David Evans
I have no problem with the US independence, I just wish they wouldn't throw it in our face every year.
Is it so hard not to be a dick?
Matthew Scott
:)
Isaac Anderson
I thought Brits enjoyed banter?
Anthony Nelson
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS IT OUT YOUR ASS
Tyler Williams
>Grow up >End up becoming best friends with that child >Annually go back to that window and still laugh at her
Joseph Butler
Sorry Dad
Jackson Fisher
Grow a pair of balls you fucking pussy. Cut your sleeves off and stop being a bitch.
Nolan Nguyen
>making a post about Americans being dicks on Independence Day >not expecting it to blow up in your face
Seems like b8
Landon Cook
oh take that victimhood mindset bullshit to redit, meh my fellings are hurt.
Joshua Allen
^ See they just jump on me
>"Maybe your dicks" >Attacked by millions of zealots
Brody Kelly
1776 WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
Xavier Russell
It's just banter lad, we're basically an American satellite state at this point
Dylan Hughes
Quality banter.
Landon Thomas
Thanks for the lecture
^ This is what we're an ally with, no respect
expected
I'm sick of being treated this way, they should be taught a lesson.
Caleb Stewart
I HATE BRITISH ACCENTS SO MUCH
If I'm watching porn and the girl has a British accent, I close the window immediately.
Why do Britbongs have such bizarre accents?
>"schedule" = "sshshhshchedual"
REALLY?
Josiah Walker
The message of your post implies you agree but the image implies you don't?
Caleb Thompson
^ This is what we're allies with
This is an abusive relationship.
Matthew Wright
Don't be a fucking baby. the 4th of july is our day to get drunk and eat tasty bbq and have a nice time. every country has a day to call their own and celebrate their achievements.
Logan Bell
You're asking one of the most patriotic and nationalistic people to tone down their pride on the internet. That's like going to a bar after a football match and asking drunk people to stop celebrating because they're being too loud.
Wyatt James
>watching porn
Caleb Ramirez
This was his thesis project for his photography class.
Needless to say, he got an A+
Charles Hughes
I mean we have a day dedicated to rubbing in that the Germans lose WWII. And we're completely fucking irrelevant.
Sebastian Gomez
I have no problem with this, celebrate your country all you want.
Just stop treating Britain like shit on this day, i know its not all Americans, but it exists!
>Sorry, Dad, You're on your own. Fuck you. Try learning your own language you senile fuck.
Gabriel Sullivan
only reason i like the uk is because you made us thanks senpai
Charles Robinson
Stop being a baby and let the yanks have their autistic day
Jaxon Russell
>An entire day dedicated to being Anti-British and treat us like subhumans. Isn't that how your government treats Brits on a daily basis?
Jonathan Ramirez
It's just banter you limo wristed weak jawed cuck. If I can banter with people who genuinly want me to get gassed 365 days a year you can take some bants.
How the mighty have fallen.
Austin Jenkins
Got sit on a Roman candle, cuck
Asher Bennett
expect BLM/femenism to hijack your celebrations.
Nicholas Cox
Yeah its like winning a basketball tournament and annually for 250 years taking the piss out of the opposing team.
Angel Ramirez
Jog on you puff!
Jason Gomez
kek
Blake Garcia
STFU and stop being a pansy. Take the bants, bitch
>Brit can't handle the bantz >complains about people being dicks
Jesus Christ. Do you have german ancestry by any chance?
Chase Foster
does this movie make you upset, OP?
Brayden Wright
what a little bitch you are
Ethan Reed
>Let them shit on your country
Henry Nelson
this is always a hit with my 4th of july get togethers
Jaxon Sullivan
ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY SEA DEAD RED COATS BY THE SHORE ALL THAT WILL SEE
Michael Ward
If it's any consolation, its only a huge deal because we edged out a victory against the greatest empire in the world at the time, if you were a random shithole country no one would care.
David Thompson
Literally nobody sits over here and talks about Britain on fourth of July. We just like to go to the lake, get drunk, flirt with girls in bikinis, and watch some fucking fireworks when it gets dark. Nobody gives a fuck about you. You're the one that brought it up acting like we actually care. We don't even think about you. You're just a bitch with nothing to do but continue being a bitch and bow to your hag in a crown.
Michael Ross
Imagine us celebrating the end of WW2 to the scale of the 4th of july, and constantly calling Germany shit throughout the whole day? You gonna take that lying down?
Bentley Ward
GIVE ME BACK THE FUCKING ISLANDS
Kayden Harris
Low tier. Get one of the Queen.
Brayden Moore
Capsule. Don't you morons have bigger things to worry about? I wish Lord Trump added uk and france to the travel ban.
Jaxon Lewis
>I'm not allowed to complain when its against America If it was the other way around bitching would be fine for you.
Oliver Gomez
I won't treat you like subhumans, regardless of the day. This is nigger tier, much like blaming whites today for west african slave trade. Fuck that. I might shit on you for your out of control government killing Charlie Gard, amongst other inhumanities.
Aaron Fisher
>Not understanding banter
Nice proxy, Canada
Gabriel Cooper
>all this butthurt
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Colton Cruz
>edged
Isaiah Stewart
You call us shit almost every day and celebrate ww2 every time we have a soccer match, just saying.
Dominic Peterson
Imagine the Vietnamese celebrating their victory over you to the scale of the 4th of July.
Don't fucking like it do you?
Hunter Carter
Holy shit! :) Pre 4th of July asshurt weren't not even out of the gates yet :)))))))) Fuck i love being american!!!
Tyler Collins
If a bunch of neets shitpost on Sup Forums on a certain date does it really matter? Jesus christ what happened to adding starch to our stiff upper lips?
And do you feel shit and wish we would stop? But you're alright if America does it to us?
Elijah Taylor
Reminder that any american not posting hate speech on July 4th, the kind that would get them arrested in bongland, is a traitor and a cuck.
David Anderson
what's funny is americans will talk about how they kicked british ass but most americans today aren't even descended from the founding stock that did that
and i figure even less will be as time goes on since we take in an ass load of legal migrants each year
Ryder Moore
How about you quit being a snow flake and learn to take a fucking joke. Nobody thinks you are subhuman. Its just an important time in our history and your country played a big part in it. Besides, it is important to note that some redcoats treated the colonists like subhumans.
Jeremiah Cooper
Look, you earned it....imagine if you just stopped taxing the tea! Then it could've been all part of the British Empire instead you kept on wanting to tax the tea........ Now here we are......here we are...... You still have your tea and we got a statue from the French.
Jonathan Morris
Who doesn't though?
Robert Lewis
^ This is how they think
Camden Lopez
Sorry forgot pic
Oliver Lewis
NEVER
Owen Gomez
CELEBRATE BREXIT 1776
Charles Watson
As an American that won't be in America for the 4th of July, I feel like a fucking traitor.
Jace Gutierrez
Ok, bye
Tyler Lewis
maybe you shouldn't have lost
Connor Jackson
Fuck that bourgeois shit, death to imperialism and reactionaries, bring on the socialist states of america
Samuel Butler
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Christopher Torres
If you're gonna treat us like a joke, i'm fully up to going back to a ceasefire.
Colton Taylor
>ramp
Jason Hill
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
Tyler Fisher
so you just want a hug? i think all anglo countries share a bond that other countries can't understand and we'll always be happy for each other when something good happens to the other.
Aaron Jackson
Shut the fuck up you worthless cuck. What is there to respect about you?
Juan Morgan
4th of July doesn't really focus on trashing limeys at all, it's about fireworks, barbecue, and drinking shitty beer until your gut is about to burst, along with some rabbi approved patriotism
Juan Parker
>UK NEEDS STOP ISLAM
Hunter Flores
most americans aren't descended from the founding stock that won independence if that makes you feel better
so most folks talking shit today probably came over after the country was already doing well, especially the brown folks (most american Sup Forums posters are non-white minorities btw)
Jacob Ramirez
didnt the socialist states implode
Carson Moore
Estonia is nice tho
Connor Allen
the only day of the year American women don't worship the posh English accent. seriously, American sluts are retarded and an English accent will get you mad pussy
Kayden Rivera
Round 2 then?
Nolan Flores
Sure just pop over and we'll sort it all...
PSYCH!
sinked ur ship
Luke Brooks
Fuck you redcoats especially since your tyrant ways are returning. God it feels good to be American.
Josiah Harris
Hey you stole that comparison from me when you shat up the last 4th of July thread. Yeah I recognize you. Having fun?
Sebastian Hill
>most americans today aren't even descended from the founding stock that did that