4th Of July is fast approach

>4th Of July is fast approach
>Preparing for the annual harassment
>An entire day dedicated to being Anti-British and treat us like subhumans.
>Americans will defend this behaviour instead of standing up to these dicks.

If you don't respect us as a country 365 (including the 4th July) I don't want to be an Ally.

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inb4 "its just banter"
inb4 "Americans don't care about limes"
inb4 any degrading comment made by Americans to put us down.
Sorry our economy isn't as big as yours or we couldn't land on the moon you cunts! Thanks for reminding us daily.

inb4 look at all those grammar/spelling mistakes, what ever you say Muhammad.
Really angry about this atm, can't wait to get Lectured by Americans about how I'm in the wrong for their cuntish behaviour!

You:re right, the amount of abuse we take on the 4th is sickening!

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Expected :(

pre-butthurt, butthurt. I love it

>tfw born in THE country
hell yeah bruhs

>4th of july
>see a british child
>knock ice cream out of her hands
>cries and runs home
>follow her
>stand outside her window and laugh maniacally

I don't understand?

inb4 Anti-british bullshit

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I have no problem with the US independence, I just wish they wouldn't throw it in our face every year.

Is it so hard not to be a dick?

:)

I thought Brits enjoyed banter?

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
IT
OUT
YOUR
ASS

>Grow up
>End up becoming best friends with that child
>Annually go back to that window and still laugh at her

Sorry Dad

Grow a pair of balls you fucking pussy. Cut your sleeves off and stop being a bitch.

>making a post about Americans being dicks on Independence Day
>not expecting it to blow up in your face

Seems like b8

oh take that victimhood mindset bullshit to redit, meh my fellings are hurt.

^ See they just jump on me

>"Maybe your dicks"
>Attacked by millions of zealots

1776 WILL HAPPEN AGAIN

It's just banter lad, we're basically an American satellite state at this point

Quality banter.

Thanks for the lecture

^ This is what we're an ally with, no respect

expected

I'm sick of being treated this way, they should be taught a lesson.

I HATE BRITISH ACCENTS SO MUCH

If I'm watching porn and the girl has a British accent, I close the window immediately.

Why do Britbongs have such bizarre accents?

>"schedule" = "sshshhshchedual"

REALLY?

The message of your post implies you agree but the image implies you don't?

^ This is what we're allies with

This is an abusive relationship.

Don't be a fucking baby.
the 4th of july is our day to get drunk and eat tasty bbq and have a nice time.
every country has a day to call their own and celebrate their achievements.

You're asking one of the most patriotic and nationalistic people to tone down their pride on the internet. That's like going to a bar after a football match and asking drunk people to stop celebrating because they're being too loud.

>watching porn

This was his thesis project for his photography class.

Needless to say, he got an A+

I mean we have a day dedicated to rubbing in that the Germans lose WWII. And we're completely fucking irrelevant.

I have no problem with this, celebrate your country all you want.

Just stop treating Britain like shit on this day, i know its not all Americans, but it exists!

HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FAG, USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>Sorry, Dad, You're on your own. Fuck you.
Try learning your own language you senile fuck.

only reason i like the uk is because you made us
thanks senpai

Stop being a baby and let the yanks have their autistic day

>An entire day dedicated to being Anti-British and treat us like subhumans.
Isn't that how your government treats Brits on a daily basis?

It's just banter you limo wristed weak jawed cuck. If I can banter with people who genuinly want me to get gassed 365 days a year you can take some bants.

How the mighty have fallen.

Got sit on a Roman candle, cuck

expect BLM/femenism to hijack your celebrations.

Yeah its like winning a basketball tournament and annually for 250 years taking the piss out of the opposing team.

Jog on you puff!

kek

STFU and stop being a pansy. Take the bants, bitch

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>Brit can't handle the bantz
>complains about people being dicks

Jesus Christ. Do you have german ancestry by any chance?

does this movie make you upset, OP?

what a little bitch you are

>Let them shit on your country

this is always a hit with my 4th of july get togethers

ONE IF BY LAND
TWO IF BY SEA
DEAD RED COATS BY THE SHORE
ALL THAT WILL SEE

If it's any consolation, its only a huge deal because we edged out a victory against the greatest empire in the world at the time, if you were a random shithole country no one would care.

Literally nobody sits over here and talks about Britain on fourth of July. We just like to go to the lake, get drunk, flirt with girls in bikinis, and watch some fucking fireworks when it gets dark. Nobody gives a fuck about you. You're the one that brought it up acting like we actually care. We don't even think about you. You're just a bitch with nothing to do but continue being a bitch and bow to your hag in a crown.

Imagine us celebrating the end of WW2 to the scale of the 4th of july, and constantly calling Germany shit throughout the whole day? You gonna take that lying down?

GIVE ME BACK THE FUCKING ISLANDS

Low tier. Get one of the Queen.

Capsule.
Don't you morons have bigger things to worry about? I wish Lord Trump added uk and france to the travel ban.

>I'm not allowed to complain when its against America
If it was the other way around bitching would be fine for you.

I won't treat you like subhumans, regardless of the day. This is nigger tier, much like blaming whites today for west african slave trade.
Fuck that.
I might shit on you for your out of control government killing Charlie Gard, amongst other inhumanities.

>Not understanding banter

Nice proxy, Canada

>all this butthurt

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>edged

You call us shit almost every day and celebrate ww2 every time we have a soccer match, just saying.

Imagine the Vietnamese celebrating their victory over you to the scale of the 4th of July.

Don't fucking like it do you?

Holy shit! :) Pre 4th of July asshurt weren't not even out of the gates yet :)))))))) Fuck i love being american!!!

If a bunch of neets shitpost on Sup Forums on a certain date does it really matter? Jesus christ what happened to adding starch to our stiff upper lips?

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It ain't like y'all don't deserve it

And do you feel shit and wish we would stop? But you're alright if America does it to us?

Reminder that any american not posting hate speech on July 4th, the kind that would get them arrested in bongland, is a traitor and a cuck.

what's funny is americans will talk about how they kicked british ass but most americans today aren't even descended from the founding stock that did that

and i figure even less will be as time goes on since we take in an ass load of legal migrants each year

How about you quit being a snow flake and learn to take a fucking joke. Nobody thinks you are subhuman. Its just an important time in our history and your country played a big part in it. Besides, it is important to note that some redcoats treated the colonists like subhumans.

Look, you earned it....imagine if you just stopped taxing the tea!
Then it could've been all part of the British Empire instead you kept on wanting to tax the tea........
Now here we are......here we are......
You still have your tea and we got a statue from the French.

Who doesn't though?

^ This is how they think

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NEVER

CELEBRATE BREXIT 1776

As an American that won't be in America for the 4th of July, I feel like a fucking traitor.

Ok, bye

maybe you shouldn't have lost

Fuck that bourgeois shit, death to imperialism and reactionaries, bring on the socialist states of america

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If you're gonna treat us like a joke, i'm fully up to going back to a ceasefire.

>ramp

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

so you just want a hug? i think all anglo countries share a bond that other countries can't understand and we'll always be happy for each other when something good happens to the other.

Shut the fuck up you worthless cuck.
What is there to respect about you?

4th of July doesn't really focus on trashing limeys at all, it's about fireworks, barbecue, and drinking shitty beer until your gut is about to burst, along with some rabbi approved patriotism

>UK NEEDS STOP ISLAM

most americans aren't descended from the founding stock that won independence if that makes you feel better

so most folks talking shit today probably came over after the country was already doing well, especially the brown folks (most american Sup Forums posters are non-white minorities btw)

didnt the socialist states implode

Estonia is nice tho

the only day of the year American women don't worship the posh English accent. seriously, American sluts are retarded and an English accent will get you mad pussy

Round 2 then?

Sure just pop over and we'll sort it all...

PSYCH!

sinked ur ship

Fuck you redcoats especially since your tyrant ways are returning. God it feels good to be American.

Hey you stole that comparison from me when you shat up the last 4th of July thread. Yeah I recognize you. Having fun?

>most americans today aren't even descended from the founding stock that did that

I am.

go to that one Texas restaurant in Estonia