CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General : Dispatch goes Eww!!

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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>Battery Victim
>4 Year old

Depressing as always

First for key checking

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Keep at it ROBERT, love you Blue!

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watup roberts. only 1640 listeners by my count. this has got to be like the warm up for tuesday night no?

> moar morse code

>not enough keys.

I wonder how much cocaine is in all of Chicago. Like if you were able to seize it all and weigh it

>hanging out in any alley way in chicago at night

Tons.

>crabby gave a cute *sigh*

> gimme the tools back from mah truck

Last night was 2200 or so

Ok this is nature Robert thread.

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keys and keys

>need an ambulance

Ah, this is whats happening at Solider field

chicagotribune.com/suburbs/oak-park/community/chi-ugc-article-department-of-defense-2017-warrior-games-in-c-2-2017-06-23-story.html

Department of Defense 2017 Warrior Games in Chicago June 30-July 8th!

>squad down on Koestler
>ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

squad down?

>Group of Male Blacks
>Riding the train and robbing people at each stop

What's going on with Federal involvement in Chicago? I haven't heard shit.

May issue state.

is it possible for nigs not to nog?

spent last 10 minutes trying to get scanner to play on tv..... just noticed it was on mute.

Hope that dude holstered his piece, amirite?

>shot in the left side of the neck
>earlobe area

Harvest Night, Demons Weekend, I want blood

>disregard if not there

>drag racing for the bingo people.

>victim condition unknown
>shot in possible left side of the neck
>update to serious condition
>prolly not going to live

that fairly typical for a weekend. just seems low for the saturday before the 4th during RRH

OH SHIT NOT THE WINGSTOP

this is not Illinois gun laws

Yes, but it is complicated. They need to feel betrayed by fellow affies. Then they sympathize with whites. Like a dog who has been in a fight with another dog before the human breaks it up and protects the victimized dog. Then the dog can be used to guard and perform other tasks for the man's benefit.

>no cabs no limmos

WE MIGHT GET A BABY TONIGHT LADS

check yo keys

check yo keys

We need to turn the Dan Ryan into a moat and fill it with alligators.

>swastika stamped cocaine
Is it.../ourcoke/?

I like you lad.

>caller was changing clothes
>psycho bitch pulls a gun on him thinking he was having sex in the car
>bitches be crazy as fuck

Lot of stuff in the last five

>>swastika stamped cocaine
>Is it.../ourcoke/?
fuck, I wish
maybe it was destined for Argentina

nights still young boys

night is young

My sides.

>crabby says "the night is young"
>Tiara mitchal
the fucking names again

night night robert stay /comfy/

Have I missed anything, might get a full sheet tonight

>coast guard has several boats stopped

>SpaceCadet.wav

I heard it Roberts

the night is young
> more coons need a beating

"boy" means undercover plain clothed I think.

>three boat loads of people
>coast guard asking for help
Fucking....illegal Canadians fleeing cuckland? the fuck?

Can I get a quick rundown on tonight's events so far? It's July 4th weekend, so are the chimps chimping like last year?

>male Hispanic shooting at a bar
......press F

>shots fired
AH AH AH

i thought it was 2 officers riding together instead of 1 no?

we need a northern wall to keep the menace out

pulled gun on son
>son

They must have used the wrong pronoun and are fleeing from thoughtcrime charges

archive.is/M9fiL

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It was the wife's son

>males dragging a female down the street

dragging your women down the street.

>black male white dress
N-nigger trap?

Robert really needs to check his keys.

kek. never speak to either one of us again

>the crowd is starting to come out at Roosevelt and Michigan

>crowds starting to leave event.

>expired DL

Not going to lie, mates. This stream almost makes me grateful to be in Zimbabwe. This is a feeling I haven't felt in a long time. I've heard of affies eating people, hacking away at relatives with machetes, eating mosquito paste, etc. but this stuff is nuts, these dispatchers sound like they've heard all of this before. This is just silly.

these dispatchers have heard much, much worse on other nights. Chicago is really a lost zone in the US.

To be fair, this is a City with a metro population of almost 10 million.

Hot

>grateful to be in Zimbabwe
Listen to this guy. He could get AIDS by simply going outside and yet this is nothing compared to the nightmare of ChimpCongo

Chicago here

Yep, this is the worse place for crime in the US.

>highly intoxicated female dumped on the caller...oh wait...i dont understand

HIGHLY
INTOXICATED
FEMALE

qestion: are necklacing and mob attacks as common as websites like kaotic would have one believe? also, as far as employees go, they pretty much have to find people that can handle the intensity. Kinda funny that it ends up being largely women, at least from a dispatch standpoint.

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!

Last summer we had a dude from Libya in here saying that it made him feel better about his country.

U-Haul truck on sidewalk.

Chicago has been completely retaken by nigs along with Detroit and many other former booming industrial cities. Now it's basically on life support since Illinois is bankrupt.

That "Your welcome" made my heart flutter what the fuck

>weapons and shell casings to be recovered
>one offender in custody

lol. i say that to my kids, possibly unironically

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Robert reporting for duty. How are we doing against Male Black so far on this holiday weekend?

>gunshot wound to the head
>officer was not injured by needed to be checked out

Did Robert have to put a feral nog down?

Officer shoot a black guy in the head?

see

Putting some nogs down tonight

Didn't do nothing, riots producing

So who is Robert?

damn.. info?

A hero

BUCKET BOYS

I'll drop a few sheets