CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Robert

ROBERT!

>stabbing victim

real death hours

>stabbed five times

>stabbed 5 times
>not expected to die.

pretty sure he just said
>8 shots fired
>someone stabbed 5 times

Anything juicy tonight guys? Like mass shooting or male on male rape?

Headed to bed, Night all.

Good luck to the user who thinking about going to visit a mormon church.

card is filling up nicely

What food / drink do you consume during Real Robert Hours?

>comfy spicy Thai vegetable soup

Thread theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=SQJARkSK4p4

There was a schizophrenic, bipolar cat lady just a few minutes ago

>assault, 4 males

coffee, iced tea and a can of mixed nuts.

G'night Robert.

It's Real Male Black Dark Zero Hour now

wonder what will happen to chiraq when the eclipse happens?

>guy shot in the head
>nig threw piss at someone
>machete fight

It seems you guys are hearing calls before I am, is there another stream for the scanner?

Oh nice those are always fun

drag
racers

Mexican in boxer shorts with penis out playing with himself.

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Nigga stole his bike

>wonder what will happen to chiraq when the eclipse happens?
youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
vid related

I love sat, shit sucks if you are working the street though glad I'm done

Haha he'll ya

>they're closing down the kennedy inbound at damon

>watch your box

>tfw I wanna watch Sassy's box...

1,000,000 blinded negros

>she'll never check your keys

Einstein's bagel with a glass of milk

>eating the soy jew
>doesnt know the sissification of the west is related to massive increase soy consumption

This is my first night listening, but at the moment I have some Castle Lager . It's pretty early in the day but I don't have work so I don't mind having a go. Soon, I'll have mealie porridge and then be off with it.

that better be a powerbagel with fruit and nuts, robert

>This is my first night listening
>Zimbabwe flag

This is what your people have become.

SAD

Disappointed. Get rid of the fluoride, soy and estrogen out of your diet.

need to get to bed if ima get my cuddles b4 gf wakes up
time for summa this

Sounds comfy, user.

aww cher

I had some bacon jerky and sipping a GOOSE ISLAND 4 star pils. True Chicago snackin

Oy vey!

>sissification of the west
>Canadian flag

checks out

Reminder to drink distilled water and not filtered garbage.

>>comfy spicy Thai vegetable soup
fuck that looks good, is from restaurant, home made, or is there some awesome premade thai veg soup I need to know about? thai from scratch is a pain in the ass

dr praegers green patty with gouda and avocado, fried cheese sticks, vodka and koolaid

I don't know what you're at mate.

Have a crack at it for me!

>6 y/o female black sitting in the sonic drive thru

>male white, van, with a child
Stereotypes are always funny

>Not including a slice of deep dish and a chicago dog

cheers roberts

Next time, I didn't plan to be spending my night like this

>stolen cab

>Take my manly supplements
>Filled with nigger roots

kek

None of us did at first. Now we can never leave.

>slice of deep dish
Edwardo's Pizza is worth the trip the Chicago alone

tell her to order me some tots

first name julia?

I have to admit it is pretty fun and interesting but it's probably going to feed my daily paranoia about something terrible happening to my husband. He's already been assaulted by a crazy black woman at work before.

I make it homemade, its breddy gud.

intoxicated male attempted suicide here we go boys

headed to bed but.

>Bridge jumper

Do a flip, faggot.

>20 shots heard

>some of us were always waiting

uh, you dont get to talk to robert like that

>I make it homemade, its breddy gud.
any specific recipe? don't even know where to get thai where I'm at, need to look around one of these days.
anything slant food other than chinese I have to drive into the city and rarely do since they closed my fav vietnamese place, although there is a himalayan joint i've been meaning to try

that just looks nasty, deep dish reminds me of wet bread. And ive had it maldanados (sp?) in chiraq.
gimmie pic anyday

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

>they were shooting off fireworks
>now they're shooting guns

Tits or gtfo

>intoxicated female black in black dress being followed by male blacks

Trump Is Sending The Feds To Chicago Because Of Violence

youtube.com/watch?v=kiUYizuGymo

I'm always confusing chicago with detroit. Is there even any difference?

That looks good as fuck

>3 male blacks

>..they are filming her sexual acts in the alley

WE WUZ PORN STAAARZ

>3 guys
>1 girl
>all black
>filming their sexual activity in the alley

Hahahahahahha

>black females filming another black female having sex in an alley

we just have to close the mineshaft gap

>Drunk woman being followed by car
>Recording sexual acts in a alley

We're on the bridge. There's nobody on the bridge. F

Shots fire

>I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
need to buy his interdimensional space commie vampire pedo detectors, they teleport into your house and dip their balls in your water when your back is turned

how can they even make out who is who on the vid?

I laughed so hard at that my coworker was wondering what I was chortling at. Explained to him what I'm listening to. This helps my shift as a security guard go by faster. Glad I live in Austin, it's a safe town with little crime. Then again, our nigger population is only like 4%.

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someone attempting to jump off bridge

rip bridgeman

HAHAHAHA
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pic related...

F
shoulda waited till it was green again for the lulz

try papas pizzeria in burbank

No wonder there are so many young, white, libshits there. They don't have any exposure to know better.