Who cares I'm drunk

Happy Canada day, I'm drunk. The celebration of a nation is Sup Forums worthy is it not? Fuck it I'm drunk. Happy 150th Canada, the mad libs make me sad but idc today, I got my hands and the Internet, I'll be happy! I'm picking my pic for this by searching up "giant beaver with canadian flag and tits" and picking the first one, hopefully it's hentai ;) (yes I'm too lazy to get a Lenny so I will use a winking face AND YOU WILL LIKE IT)

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Well, I googled "beaver anime" and this is what I got

Happy leaf day you faggot.

WTF DID TRUMP MEAN BY THIS

Well bend me over and ream me in the ass roughly with the strength of one million Canadian geese and a valcro covered dildo it's quiet here

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Nvm

I donno, I'm drunk and have aspergers.

Thank you yeah cum soaked gas mask from ww1

This creature tastes soooooo goooood

FUCKING LEAF

And you have a star, and I have a beer, wait your turn! In 3 days I'll hear your drunk and the roles will be reversed, except I won't bc I'm prob just gonna watch porn the whole day on the 4th

Why the hell are you even up this late anyway? In America we usually don't celebrate the 4th of July at 1 in the morning.

Bc I can't sleep.

Oh, OK. Maybe you should light some fireworks then.

Sadly I got none, but I got 52 bullets and a 7mm! I don't plan on getting arrested tho. I wish I could go hunting right now

That sucks. What do you guys typically do today anyway?

Nm. It's just another excuse to drink.

So it's not as big of a deal as the 4th is here? If so that's kinda what I expected, no offense my leafy friend.

None taken, even the children get a bit to drink up here (so long as there not so young to get perma-fucked by a beer)

Does anyone know of a Canadian themed please-don't-rape-us-with-your-giant-moose-cock-Canada themed anime made in Japan/china/Korea/exc?

That's kinda of a shame desu at least from my Yankee point of view. Our founding day is celebrated with great fanfare. To me the grandness of the festivities of a nations founding day would tell one how patriotic it's citizens are. How patriotic do you think the average leaf is?

Happy Canada day leaf friend

Are my 4 repeating numbers a good thing? I'm far too drunk to stand up str8 and piss

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naw, leaf-bro, fuck that.
ourguys didnt die at vimy, dieppe, and juno so niggers could flood the land.
BRING THE DAY OF THE RAKE! The prongs shall know their own.

Ty

Hell yes, you got quads mate.

Well, looks like japs gotta start sucking the ol' maple tree! I can't say this without laughing my ass off

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Looks like it lad!

Trolling Canadian leftists

OH CANADA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Keep your dick in a vice.

I can't w8 to see this shit! This is gonna be epic! There's gonna be moose and beaver and geese! It would be histarical and historical to make it about J.A.M.

This man is perfect for a politically fuelled drunken harem anime, he has the hair, he was the first prime minister of Canada, he slept around with a lot of women, he drank, exc. he is perfect for a canadian harem hentai.

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Who is he though?

Oh wait nvm he was the first prime minister of Canada.

John a macdonald, canadas first prime minister.

There's no more Canadian way to celebrate Canada day than drinking a bunch of beer and watching fireworks. Cheers and happy bOrt9h day Canada

Fuckin cheers m8!

Shit, I said hentai! I meant anime!

What are you drinking? I got me a 12 pak of Big Rock

Meme responsibly.

Anything I deem worthy in the liqure cabinet

ITT:
>McKenzie Bros.
Shove off eh

post leafgirl

Just for shits and giggles imma look up moose fucker and post the first pic on google.

aww I love trump, he is the nicest president ever. I think that is the first time your president wished us a happy canada day.

Happy birthday Canada!

I hope you're enjoying your most recent present, Bill C-16!

:-)

This is what I found

Fuck c-16 I'm from bc.

The second worst province in Canada? Nice!

True but we got the scenery

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soon EVERY day will be Canada Day!