Ask a Mexican anything

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When are you going to save America by taking California from us?

no hard feelings bro but can you please take California???

Will you please take California?

How are you?

Ya comiste pobre?

Why do you people smell terrible without exception?

delete this image now

why do your people flee the socialist shithole that is Mexico, and then vote for socialists in the USA, turning it into the shithole you were just fleeing from?

PLEASE TAKE THIS

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

California's is the ass of the country. that where the shit is deposited. We just need to get a toilet to flush all of our problems away!!!

Why do all Mexicans cheat on their wives/girlfriends?

>Russian flag

oh fuck lmao

> RUSIIAN BOT SPOTTED WE GOT YA NOW RUMPPFFTT

SI, 3 carnes asadas del norte. tu ya comiste tus grillos y gusanos con torta de tamal?

not nearly enough. pretty much everything within 100 miles of the border is 90% mestizo.

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yes, very true

thats alot of texas.

I guarantee Arizona and Northern Sonora can come to some kind agreement where we allow them to join AZ and the American Union and Arizona then gets a beach.


Right

you never touch my rocky point, thirfty ice cream is awesome there.

Its all mexicans there

i lived in Tucson AZ for 35 years and really grew to love Mexican culture. I went to a Mexican Catholic church full of lovely people. I don't like illegal immigration, but legal Mexicans are awesome in my book. A Mexican man will work his ass off to provide for his family and the women are so much more traditional than American women.

One of the things I've always wondered about is Santa Muerte. There are a few shrines in Tucson and even more in Nogales. I have since moved to Saint Louis and I miss seeing her. Can you tell me anything about her? Thanks!