Would you rather go down on Hillary or shove a dragon dildo in your ass?

Would you rather go down on Hillary or shove a dragon dildo in your ass?

Dragon dilldo.

Pre or Post Bill Clinton?

i mean there are definitely less horrifying things i could put in my ass put i still think i gotta take the dildo on this one

I'd go down on her while having a dragon dildo in my ass.

>Pre or Post Bill Clinton?

Either way I'm in the dragon dildo camp.

maybe in the shower i would
i just imagine she has diarrhea running down her legs at all times and it leaks into her cooch

Dildo, not even a question. At least I would enjoy it. I get go at my own pace Right?

I'm going to assume this dragon dildo was made with the understanding that the human anus has limitations?

If its 90s/early 00s Hillary I probably would do it

Not even gay but I would shove two dildos in my ass to avoid having to do anything to benefit her, ever.

don't be such a fucking faggot and take the whole enchilada

top kek

I'm a khhv Indian.
I can and will take Hilary anyday.

That's funny, cuz I would fuck early 90s Chelsea

i would in a second...yall are faggots.

Can we chose both, this is important

I hope you enjoy the smell of sulfur

I dont see any difference, shes actually a He.

What bad dragon model are we talking about here, and do I get to pick the color?

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The latter

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Hillary Clinton? Hillary SHITTING MY PANTS WATCH MY HEAD DANCE Clinton?! HILLARY FUCKING VOMITING GREEN BALLS INTO A CUP AND STANKY-LEGGING OFF THE PODIUM BARELY THERE CLINTON?!!

Bitch I would let actual dragons DP me for the rest of my life before I'd ever let Hillary Clinton even offer me a mentos.

Q: What's a 67-year-old female Presidential candidate's crotch taste like?
A: Depends.

The only answer

kek

easiest choice of my life

i'd fuck the dragon

Dragon dildo.

Here be dragons.

Call me Khaleesi.

*cough*

My weapon of choice.

Dragon dilldo.
I am curious though, what is the appeal of dragon dildos?
Do they feel extra good or is it just a novelty kinda thing.

It's for masochists who want to destroy their rectum.
Even if you like the feeling of dildos up your ass, dragon dildos just remove any of the pleasure that may come with normal ones.

Thanks for the info, appreciate it.

you didnt say when, so Hillary when she was 25

The dildo sounds too good to pass up.

Why not both?

she goes down on her own

I'd go down on her for sure

>25
>not 9

>Go down on me, user. What's wrong?