Why is bestiality illegal?

why is bestiality illegal?
horses and dogs consent. so what is your argument after consent fails?

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It's gross

>why is bestiality illegal?

Go fuck a horse (in Texas).

>it makes me feel icky to think about it
>so that means you cant do it!!!
people that think this need to kts right now

>tfw fucking red state
REEEEEEEE

My state is red as shit... Does that mean I can't even download the porn?

Horses are beautiful, tbqh.

im in a faggot red state, but ive been watching and downloading horse porn for years, no problems yet. i think you just can't fuck a horse, but you can watch it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

The wiki article is kind of ambigious on the Internet legality, but seeing as there are a fuckton of beastility sites, I guess it's not a priority or up to state AG. Looks pretty lax at a federal level.

I thought it was ok to marry niggers now?

What an original joke. Truly I laud you for your creativity.

Appaloosas are sexy horses.

okay, we got the LOL ECKS DEE NIGGERS ARE ANIMALS JOKE
now all we need is the obligatory LOL YOUR DICK WOULDN'T PLEASURE A HORSE!!!! post by some fuckign retard that doesn't know the first thing about how amazing horse pussy is.

>brand new oregon law as of 2016
>now the only state in the country where private ownership of bestiality porn is illegal
fucking kill me

>"Several states, including Oregon, Washington, Tennessee, Illinois, Florida, Alaska and Ohio, criminalize free speech related to sex with animals (such as promoting or encouraging it).[1] These laws have all been made recently."

Free speech in America?

>another bestiality thread
S L I D E T H R E A D
A
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>how amazing horse pussy is.
Tell me, user. I am actually curious. I hear it's sweet, sweet, sweet.

/mlpol/ is that you?

america is fucking garbage, i really hate my country.

what does this shit meme buzzword even mean, you cuck?

hotter, wetter, can control the muscles in their pussy, so they can milk you without you moving, they can constrict to any size to accommodate even tiny penises. they wink, which is really erotic, and apparently if they wink during sex it is like massaging your balls.

yes

Carnal lust with an animal is one of God's greatest gifts.

>hotter, wetter, can control the muscles in their pussy, so they can milk you without you moving, they can constrict to any size to accommodate even tiny penises. they wink, which is really erotic, and apparently if they wink during sex it is like massaging your balls.
Holy fucking hot. I got to visit the country side at some point.

I don't know why or how, but I feel almost a deep spiritual connection to Horses in general, like a truly empathetic bond. I guess it must be the European blood in me.

why do you think there is a board full of people who want to have sex with cartoon ponies.
there is a picture with an autistic amount of math, showing the size of the mlp ponies, 6 inches is what the stallions would be able to use, meaning humans would be the same size as stallions, with massive endurance advantages, mares have all the greatness of being mares, and they are sentient magic ponies, meaning they can be wives and have o downsides of real ponies.
basically, the perfect waifus

It means that I know (((somebody))) is trying to influence Sup Forums by spamming interracial and bestiality threads.

Stop it, user. You're making me sad.

>tfw Derpy will never be my ponyfu
fuk

>influence
into fucking what?
i want to fuck cute ponies you retarded faggot. i dont care about you autistic conspiracy theories.

>derpy
>wanting to fuck a literal retard
maud is the best pony and waifu, pleb.

Fags are also gross

>implying Derpy isn't just clumsy
>implying Maud isn't the most boring, utterly characterless pony in existence
>accuses me of wanting to fuck a literal retard
Maud has nothing interesting going for her.

It's illegal in my country, but the police turn a blind eye as everyone does it.

Sheep hookers are pretty cheap here.

No, you want to make this seem normal. It's not.
>tfw you used to be brony and partake in sex rps but you eventually grew disgusted of having sex from animals and became a furry

More and more US states ban bestiality so I doubt it's in their agenda.

You also do know that anouncing sage is bannable?

texans understand the greatness of horse pussy

maud is best.

>sheep
dont sheep have the closest thing to a human vagina?
sounds boring.

REEE DEGENERACY!
fuck off fag
> used to be brony and partake in sex rps but you eventually grew disgusted of having sex from animals and became a furry
>grew disgusted of having sex from animals and became a furry
so... is furry a step UP from bestilaity?

>maud is bland
FTFY.

I wouldn't mind fugging Aryanne, however.
You should check pixelcanvas, btw.

>dont sheep have the closest thing to a human vagina?

Nothing is as loose as the vagina of a Kiwi woman.

A sheep pussy is obviously miles tighter.

hello my dear horsefuckers, the picture of salvation has arrived.

...

ITT: we pretend it's 4/1/2017

>tfw you would just cuck every stallion in the world instantly if you went to equestria because you would have the sexual prowess unheard of for all time
>have an unlimited harem of mares that you could make cum over and over again without even trying
i hate this world.


/mlpol/ was better than both Sup Forums and /mlp/
it didn't have any cuck or interracial posting, and we were allowed to post HORSE PUSSY just like on /trash/

Thanks bruv.

anything you do solely for your own gratification is ultimately immoral regardless of whether or not it is illegal

what is "illegal" is irrelevant to what you should or should not do, laws are written by politicians and civil servants, most of whom are profoundly immoral people, and then imposed upon the population by the implied threat or actual use of force. the government is simply a well armed band of brigands, and periodically you get to decide which particular brigands will tell you what to do for the next few years, and we call it an election and pretend that it has some meaning

Yeah, not fucking animals is a step-up. Furries at least don't exist
>REEE DEGENERACY
you want a tissue sweetie?

Furries are the largest, most cancerous blight on the Earth that humanity has ever seen, and I seriously do not say that lightly. I'll take a real horsefucker over a furry any and every day of the week, month and year.

It kept out a lot of faggots and allowed for actual discussion
You have no idea how much I miss that April fools day, it was like two giant groups of people society hates came together to make a utopia

I am not surprised in the slightest, it's one hell of a gateway fetish

It was kind of a fun change of pace for a day. The ponyfags were alright

humanoid felines are legal

horses and dogs cant fucking consent because they cant talk. sod off back to iraq you goatfucker

Rather it be fucking adult animals than fucking human children.

But what about...Children Animals?

took long enough
>REEE CANT CONSENT CAUSE CAN'T TALK!!!
t. has NEVER seen a fucking animal i heat
when a mare exposes her wet WINKING pussy to you, and then backs her big firm ass into you, pressing her hot wet cunt against you, begging for some cock, thats not consent, huh?

oh, and retard, you can't rape a horse without a sadistic amount of chains and restraints and shit, if the horse lets you get behind her and start touching her pussy, she wants it, if she doesn't want it she will let you know, if you try to force it she will fucking kill you with a kick.

*two giant scoops
Mate go see a mare or bitch in heat acts

That is a weak argument and you know it. You can certainly consent without saying "yes, let's fuck." Body language is a thing.
Nah, I'm a man of principle.

ITT: Nasty muslims trying to justify their inhumane fetish

>make a thread about horses and bestiality
>bend the rules to the max and talk about MLP every time

I see what are you doing here

What if the child consents

Man, you're really getting me hot and bothered here.

Horsefucking is literally the most European thing you can do. Fact.

who do you think makes the thread?
do you not think this was part of my plan all along?
do you feel in control?

more or less, yeah. Self-control is too hard for them.

It should be legal to rape males, if you don't damage them there is nothing wrong with it, and it teaches them to ether stop being bitches, or to accept that they are bitches and remove themselves from having influence on politics.

It would create a culture of people who knew that if they wanted to change things they HAD to fight.

The answer to everything is ALWAYS rape.

wait I should create a new thread for this shouldn't I

have you tried jerking off to the TENS OF THOUSANDS of MLP r 34 pictures, many with anatomically correct horse pusies, horse cocks, and ponuts?
or you can always go for the furry horse girls. OR the beast horse girls, those are fewer, but are definately really good. i always love the pictures with big crotch tits too.
e621 horse_pussy, -mlp, should be pretty good if you dont want the candy colored ponies

I used to, desu, but then I stopped. Now I'm kinda getting back into it, but I don't like getting in too deep. I only mostly feel aroused by softcore shit in general now. Can't really stand hardcore anything.

Keep doing in user. We need to keep mlpol alive.

Sage

And you have my full support.

REPORTED for saying sage :^)

>Horses and dogs consent
??? whut.

>doesn't read thread at all
??? whut

"Legal" implies "encouraged".

There is no utility for a society in people fucking dogs or horses, user. None at all.

The only argument have is one of "muh individual freedoms" or "muh pleasure".

A society driven by hedonism is one that fails.

fucking christ, this
horses are practically the only animal with obvious consent to sex

Everyone who misses the mlpol, you do realise 2x4chan has mlpol. Also their pol isn't full of shills and shareblue

Also mlpol.net
Dunno how that place works but apparently it's actually populated

Horse pussy is best pussy

(OP)
Because we already have campy, degenerate parades with the gays. We don't need more of them where e. g., the mc twirls chincillas like pom-poms and gets sucked off by a sedated weasel.

We should look at otoh normalising and legalising necrophilia because their parades would be subdued somewhat formal affairs, with gothed out women and customised Cadillac hearses.

Imagine being the political figure that proposes a bill to legalize fucking animals.

You can see why nobody would want to do it.

/mlpol/ was a mistake

>Imagine being the political figure that proposes a bill to legalize fucking animals.

Can't even legally bring it up in seven states, would that include debating it on the state assembly floor?

I came in expecting horse and dolphin pussy. I have to say, I'm disappointed.

honeypot

Mods shoot from the hip these days.

>Wanting to ban this

You say that but has been up for 2 hours.

>why is bestiality illegal?
>horses and dogs consent. so what is your argument after consent fails?

>why is bestiality illegal?
>horses and dogs consent. so what is your argument after consent fails?
Bestiality was already legalized in 1968 with Loving v Virginia

Consent is irrelevant to anything else we do with animals because animals are incapable of consent. The morality against it is based on the same thing that the other sex proscriptions in the third book of Moses are. Bestiality is just a lower bit of the slippery slope.

Do animals consent to incarceration, euthanasia?

For animals to legally consent, they'd have to have equal legal status to men. So obviously not, to those things or anything.

That basicaly mean fucking them is a-ok because they don't have equal legal human status.
Why this thread is on 1st page?
and why it wasn't purged yet?

its legal here

cause Sup Forums mods know that HORSE PUSSY is the real redpill.

No, it merely means that it's no more or less "ok" than buggery.

Keep in mind that I'm not arguing for legalising bestiality, but merely pointing out that it's next lower point on the slippery slope at the bottom of which is what Christians would call "hell".

If beastialty did become legal could genetically modify horses for sex only? Like instead of muscle around rear they could have around human like ass's.

God Damn I miss /mlpol/. HORSEPUSSY is the final redpill. Get out of my thread normies