WE WUZ PROGRAMMERS N SHIET

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>Using "code" as a verb

That's the only thing that irritates me.

>adam savage struggles to remain relevant

It's always funny they never actually show the work being done, they just show a blurry computer from afar screen or them fiddling with the keyboard. Never the code.

These things are just minority hugboxes.

>first minute in
>some black bitch just throws the fucking chip it's programming like it's no fucking problem
Well these are some highly educated african americans, i would say. There's no doubt these will be the most capable engineers we've ever seen.
>we wuz genuino n shieet

A lot of the code is that "drag and drop" code or a sheet telling them what to do step by step. They don't throw them in a room with python and Java and have them make shit from scratch.

Another thing, why does every-fucking-thing have to be about sex, (((gender))) and/or race?
Shouldn't they be UNITING them with the rest of society instead of separating them from it? Why not teach white kids? Why not little boys who want to help around the house with something? Why specifically black girls?

>Can't comment
:^

The girl is at least fuckable.

Oy you racist white supremacist nazi!
Can't you remember evil white man wanted to kill every African American just like they gassed my grandfather 6 times and then they turned him into soap?

What game did she supposedly develop? I ain't clinking that shit.

(((They're))) reducing everyone to the absolute lowest common denominator.

Why do black people always want to segregate themselves? Black only graduation, black only code workshops. What's up with that?

Whats the problem with that OP?

>Java code now has ebonics in comments
wew

These coding boot camp never mention what language they will teach you ever. U mean I suspect it's web site HTML PHP shit since that's the easiest to teach but regardless they never fucking mention this.

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That isn't coding, they are basically Mavis Beaconing with a premade template that comes stock with Arduino's.

gist.github.com/alpha1125/6c440b7e1d5d73b706d0e3288a7229cf


THEY ARE ALSO USING PLUG AND PLAY PREPROGRAMMED BOARDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thanks Sup Forums i needed a good laugh

Because when they submit a grand, the diversity grant giver reads "black""girls" and jizzes in his pants.

Forgot this link arduino.cc/en/Tutorial/Blink

System.out.println("Shieeet");
//Wat do ln mean, teach

They are 7 year olds idiot

Chill my dude. What exactly are you expecting little kids to be programming?

Sorry at 7 years old I wasn't putting together nu-Legos.

I was helping write private runescape servers.

//Dis function lit af

Well that's dumb. At least teach them logic circuits or something that requires critical thinking. I took a processors class that had us writing assembly for a CPU, used it to program a LED.

Baby's first computer or WOMEN STRONK TOOO!!11!1!

>runescape
My man

>video about coding
>Zero coding actually shown

So? They're kids. Not everybody can be child prodigies.

Anti-white, anti-Christian motives of Jewish financiers. It's all about eliminating Christianity on earth and creating a slave race of goyim.

At 7 I was forking my own Linux distros.

Looks like we don't need educated white men any more

Exactly. what they are teaching them is not coding at all, it's teaching code plagiarism. Not in the sense that they are "stealing code" but in the sense that it's all they can do, when they leave the place just use other peoples code. No critical thinking of how to use the set of tools they have to solve a problem, just the thought process of "Ill google this and use whatever i find, if not oh well i give up"

Thats the epidemic happening in the IT field right now, because colleges suck at teaching any form of coding.

Ayyyyyy

So was I, I guess Autism helps me alot.

>black girls code

lol what have black women ever done in computing? more sjw reality denying nonsense

>tfw my only black friend is a programmer

prodigyfag, am late to game. What are good self-education resources? Schools around here suck ass.

Bet they couldn't code themselves out of a simple Fizz-Buzz to save their lives.

>segregation for black girls

Well, it's a start

WE WUZ HACKAZ N' SHEEIT.

Why remake something that is done already? The whole point of frameworks is to integrate shit people already did so you don't have to recreate the wheel.

U IZ RAYCISS FOR SAYING WE IZ BEING RAYCISS

I hope he doesn't become another bill nye. Ever since Mythbusters ended he's just kind of been out there.

Google
>just search "how to ___ in "

Jamie quietly went away and onwards to another segment of his storied life. Meanwhile Adam grasps at the fleeting fame he has grown accustomed to.

Why do niggers need special classes and more attention than everyone else are they really that unmotivated and lazy?

>Thats the epidemic happening in the IT field right now, because colleges suck at teaching any form of coding.
this is exactly what OOP invites.
gg javafaggots

Hidden Burgers

NASA here we come!

It's the whole 'celebrate diversity' angle. Anyone who is not white celebrate who you are! Whites need to appreciate multiculturalism and step aside.

Offisah i dindu nuffin, mah komputah ain got no toolz n shieet
>browser history: "how 2 hack da polis"

Alright you leave my custom variables out of this.

>not wanting to study theory
>not wanting full understanding of software/hardware/network

There's a reason you people don't have clean water.

>BLACK GIRLS CODE

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Your completely right, however you don't get taught to explore these frameworks and they infinite possibilites they have. When you use specific parts of them in different ways. You get taught to follow predefined patterns in a way that anything outside of them is literally uncomprehensible.

I'm not just spewing this shit out of my ass either, I may not have finished college but I put enough years and money into it. I have taken many CSCI classes for programming and been disappointed in all of them, even the Professors I have talked to say their courses are bullshit. However to teach someone to properly code in a fluid way takes way to much time, it's simply easier to teach people to be IO machines without any deviation.

Sorry bruh but that's just wrong, OOP is very powerful but you can't teach someone all of it in a few years. So you graduate from college only knowing about half of what your toolkit does. It's like being a mechanic who doesn't know the importance of proper torque

The answer to all of your questions is "cultural marxism", Paco. People like this believe in equality of outcome and not equality of opportunity. They think the best way to unite society isn't to give everybody the freedom to be what they want, but to force exact proportional representations in every field. So, instead of making sure everybody gets a fair chance to learn programming, they start programs that discriminate based on sex and race.

It's all horseshit.

I love how subconsciously leftists are always huge racists. "Look, this black person is capable of acting almost like a human being! Wow, I'm so proud of you!"

Fuck niggers.

I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster.
Now he doesn't work :(

Fucking multi-paradigm motherfucker. There's no need to have every single function bound to an object.

you can't really teach people to program, you either get it or you don't

people that don't get it should not be allowed to do it.

> economical barriers prevent black girls coding

Need mo' money for dem C++ programs

I believe every language has it's purpose and has the capability to excel in specific area's against a counterpart.

Except Java that can fuck right off, and be replaced with .NET already.

I wish....

vote this shit down!!!!

Nah dude you should paint it yellow. I did that with mine and now it has a shit-ton of memory, ram and processing power.
It's just hard to understand sometimes because the text got all fucked, but eh.

Because the white kids will outperform the black kids duh!

Bingo 90% of humanity don't have the brain power to sit and write algorithms from scratch that will make a program tick let alone a nog. Shit I can barely do it which is why I don't want to go into programming.

great insight into the way leftists think. Also a movie "Berkeley in the 60's". It goes into how the left is so drawn to rampaging niggers because they are strong and the leftists are like women.
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Oh thank god, at least you don't like Java. If there's one reason I will never in a thousand years write for Android, it's Java.

pls dont be sexist!

I have no problem encouraging people to code. And I'm not going to deny that there aren't some smart black kids who can learn to Code.

But who the fuck are they kidding that a whole ordinary classroom can just learn to code? That's like saying you can teach everyone the violin. No most people don't have the patience or skill to learn.

Why are there so many dislikes? What am I missing?

Java was a mistake that was not happy and should never have happened.

If I ever write and Android App it will be a packaged HTML5 app.

Sup Forums is hypocrite, you always complain that black people are dumb and now you're mad that someone's attempting to educate them

Oh me too, there is just so much bad code and bad programmers out there it's amazing anything works at all.

I remember just being stunned and speechless at the ways people would find to design algorithms so badly and with such unnecessary complexity when I was at university doing programming.

why dont you STFU this is a god damn show, about this
complain about the show. you know or go kys

The main issue is the pandering leftist bullshit that treats these kids as geniuses when they're just in a coding summer camp. The only reason Savage is even there is because they're black kids.

Just treat them like people if they act like people. Stop the left treating blacks like pets.

Why the java hate? My main beef with it is it's annoying to set up and create build files. Is it a efficiency thing?

They can go get educated in Africa.

I said this at the time it came along and was ridiculed by all the smart people.

>that treats these kids as geniuses when they're just in a coding summer camp

Which part does this exactly? The woman specifically says that this came is for building confidence in these kids.

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kek

>Sorry bruh but that's just wrong
No it's not.
OOP has its place, but now it's applied to everything for no good reason.
Sun has been relentlessly pushing that java clown shoes stuff for 2 decades in unis. Now they've finally got what they wanted.

Also you contradict yourself. You say is right and I am wrong.
You are just a tripfagging retard. You are not special here because you program some things dude. I wish I could convey what a fucking idiot you are, but sadly, I am not a poet.
Now fuck off back to Sup Forums and maybe finish your community college fucking loser.

>Smart People

It's only been the most under performing, resource intensive, security flaw filled language to ever exist. I don't know how people can even justify supporting it anymore

microsoft pretty much stole java,
call it dot net
and yuo think its somehow better than
whatever retard

MIT programmers can't code and these nigglets think they can? Copying and rearranging code is not true coding

Time and a place, my dude. It's kind of like Lisp. It was once great, now it's time to put it to rest.
Dictatorial OOP. There's no fucking need to have every single function on an object. I have more problems, but that's my primary gripe.
Savage being there, pandering to his white liberal audience by showing off the black people not acting like savages. If this was a camp full of white boys nobody would give a shit, or they would call it sexist. But because "muh wiminz, muh blakz", leftists eat it up.

Why so much shitting on teaching little kids how to code. Would you rather they nog out on the streets?

They're programming arduino boards to do simple things. Blink a LED by the look of one screen.
Not bad for kids really. It'll only make them better at problem-solving which is a good thing.

The only thing that bothers me is that it is race based, which I think is regressive.

But by all means they should learn how to code if they enjoy it. It could go on to make them a decent carrier. I love being a programmer it's a great profession. Never met a black girl with a job programming yet though. Plenty of poos tho.

>Is it a efficiency thing?
Yes the java virtual machine is an extra layer.
The language itself and the idea behind using a virtual machine is not bad, you just shouldn't apply it to everything. It's the people promoting it and using it are gigantic faggots usually.
Kind of why people don't like Apple products because of the idiots using it.

Now I think your retarded, and must be referring to J++ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_J++

Sure .NET might have been inspired by Java, but by no means can you compare the two of them.

I wonder if people with Lisps have problems pronouncing Lisp.

Go back to hosting Childporn.

Because their thinking is being reduced to the lowest common denominator, also mass media induced narcissism. These retards are oversocialized, Professor Kaczynski was right.

pretty much.

I hate Haskell and functional programming currently.

More hype and academic wank that will turn out to be a huge waste of time and effort, mind you the latest C++ standards are fucking nightmare as well.

Sun pretty much stole C++ and called it Java

TEACHING AFRICAN REFUGEES TO PROGRAM IN JAVASCRIPT

>mind you the latest C++ standards are fucking nightmare as well
Did they add more keywords to make OOP more atrocious and code unreadable?

Everything stole from everyone that's the essence of OOP today. Create a niche language for whatever shit you need to develop that builds off preexisting syntax and structure.

My mom just started listening to him and now when I call her on the phone she says stuff like
"I was listening to that Jew Savage's program and he complains a lot about San Francisco, I know he's a Jew but I still like him"
What a time to be alive

I'm pretty sure savage nation is doing better than ever

those days appear over for most. I don't think they even teach API anymore

Some of those you mentioned aren't on the same level.

pretty much, it seems to have got into this insane race where they change the standards constantly to account for some obscure OOP functionality that is only ever used in some massive project or in some obscure experimental esoteric programming example.

AYOOOO

WE COMPILERS NAO NIGGA

SHIT NIGGA