Which branch of the military should I enlist in?
Which branch of the military should I enlist in?
My dick
If you actually want to kill, airforce. If you want to be a highly trained soldier that never gets to shoot anything marines or infantry.
the lowest hanging one, yes the one with the noose, use it goy
I'd join her Chair Force, if you know what I mean.
chairforce
i would eat that pizza
This, that pizza looks amazing
The faggot amerigoy branch
Air force
Dominos
>amazing
Wut
I bet it tastes like ass
>BBRRRRAAAAPPP
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Brap
t. vegans
air force or artillery, infantry is for tards
wait 2 years join space corps
Navy
Hot
The new one, the upcoming USSMC
United States Space Marines Corps
I was told to go into either the marines or navy by the men I've talked to who've enlisted. What's the pros and cons?
My biggest fear is if I join the navy I won't be able to sightsee when I'm deployed, and will be stuck on a sub or an aircraft carrier
>Military
boring. Join the CIA and topple banana republics.
Join the IDF.
Foreign Legion.
Unless you are a cuck numale
The Coast Guard is the only branch that protects the country and activity saves American lives everyday through rescue missions.
Just remember the six most important words in the Navy: it's not gay if it's underway
Retarded RPer
I would give anything to have something like that in my life. That just looks like pure fun. Her ass is amazing.
French or Russian?
Navy: fags
Army: retards
Airforce: cool dudes
On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate that body?
Coast Guard is the ultimate redpill matie
Wait for the Space Force.
independent.co.uk
Who's ready to become Space Marines?
Beta cuck.
Straight to archive
archive.is
Retarded? yournewswire.com
I invent nothing here
What the h*ck is a Space Corp/Force/USSMC
>joining up to be a tourist
kys faggot
braaap
Navy is recruiting for nuclear engineering right now. It's the best program for any branch right now. Big money and you learn how to make a nuclear reactor
How is it beta?
How the fuck you know its dominos?
SOON!
it's a copy of Russian Aerospace Forces
Oh shoot, that sounds fun
Hopefully I could pull high enough on the asfab
Infantry/Navy: Hardworking, redpill, actually get shit done
Chairforce: Lazy cucks, cry when they actually have to do something
the choice is yours
Air force. Also, enlisting is for retards. Do rotc
Usafa vet here, fuck you all
Former Navyfag here. Don't join any branch because the modern military is full of pussies and openly gay faggots who boast about sucking cock all day and you have to respect them. Also they are letting trannies in now. Do you really trust a trap with your life user?
none, Have fun dying for israel
Space corps.
>t.just got out this past december
space corps, you dummy.
Don't be a fucking loser. Get a degree, serve as an officer. Do it smart and the degree is also paid for while you collect a salary and lord it over the scrubs. Enlist? Ugh, get a commission, bitch.
This
No other branch even comes close. They are highly respected and have a very stringent hiring process.
Well, no user, but it'll give me a steady job for 4+ years and hopefully give me a career path afterwards. I'm living a dead end job not knowing what to do, and getting angry every day watching "diversity"
I want to help change stuff. I hate Muslims.
Space Corps
If you're on here long enough you'll be fine. There are mobile apps to help you study
>I hate Muslims.
Airforce
>I hate muslims
>decides to join the U.S. Military that creates muslims refugees on a daily basis
wow.... the autism is strong here
>refugees
Navy
>Air Force
>doing anything
Holy shit what a fucking meme
Dude, you will be forced to attend monthly diversity and sexual harassment training (because feminists). You do not understand how PC the military is these days. You will also have to attend training about fags and traps as well. If you asked about joining 10 or 20 years ago Id tell you to do it. Now it is a leftist hell and you cannot resist because you will have no rights. If you use any "hate speech" your ass will be infront of the captain the next day and he will ass fuck you because "we gots to be tolerant".
the branch that has the lowest standards