Cpd/ Chicago Police Scanner General After Church Edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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>A NEW WEEK
Last Week’s Totals (6/25 – 7/1) (WoW)
Shot & Killed: 19 (+27%)
Shot & Wounded: 82 (+3%)
Total Shot: 101 (+6%)
Total Homicides: 20 (+5%)

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>stabbing and fire

mayham bingo

locations

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KEYS

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i hadnt seen that. you would think they would be a priority since they are money makers.

Bump for happenings

>when you are so in debt as a state that you cant even buy the forms with which to make said money

A national disgrace at this point

zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-01/horrific-catastrophic-court-ruling-send-illinois-financial-abyss

>face down male beaner

youtube.com/watch?v=K7jaZ5LtBYA

hahaha.

had a similar thing happen here. We always had a city police dept and a parish sheriffs dept. Idiot politicians decieded to disband our city pd. When sheriff took over they had no ticket books. no tickets were issued for almost a year.

safe and secure in chicago...........

Isn't it a bit early for /cpd/? Like seven hours early?

chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-police-shooting-lawndale-chicago-20170702-story.html

Robert did in fact have to put down a feral nog last night. One with an AK-47 no less.

holiday weekend

I'm a bit curious on this, does this mean they pulled practically no one over?

they pulled them over still. Major offenses were taken to jail. normal moving violations got fussed at and told not to do it again.

Attaboy Robert

>a four wheeler in chiraq wtf

bump

all that lost revenue. lol

youtube.com/watch?v=gOMQY6k16TU

I hope none of those little shits even makes it to 20

Well, I'm back for another night of drinking and listening to American police scanners. Lovely.

After all these years how is it something still surprise me.

i need to go to the store. im thinking about bloody mary's tonight

38 already shot and another 4 dead, 5 dead if you count the guy the cops put down last night, and we still have two more days for the weekend.

Send in the Feds now!!!

>high-risk female trying to fight other patients

>female hispanic in a nightgown
>has a stick

No amount of tickets will make up their budget shortfall. Whites are fleeing Chicago in droves. All that will be left soon are the wards of the state.

It's over; Chicago is finished.

>people fighting outside a building
>nothing else

youtu.be/pFSw9UORIyY

You can blame it all on him, even the crime.

>there will never be a good game about Roberts and Male Black

Someone get Rockstar on this shit

It's the 2nd of the month now. You guys told me there would be riots when Illinois went bankrupt. What happened? Can someone give me a quick rundown of the situation?

Damn I missed nightgown for my bingo. Went to the store.

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>bitten by the neighbor's small dog

Why don't they use the phonetic alphabet?

Try saying some of the Nigrod names.

Gibs hasn't run out yet

It's not the 4th of july yet (lots of people spending their money + fireworks is a good cover for guns and firework-related arson)

Chicago has technically been bankrupt for a long time but corruption and other factors have stopped anything official, but now the Feds are there due to the high gun crime/homicide rate and they are definetly going to feel the squeeze, if they want Trump's help and money they are going to have to bend the knee

You might also consider that more orginized crime is still going to be around and providing a source of money and drugs to Male Black, at least untill it gets Detroit-tier bad and they leave.

Why is this shit here everyday?

Get out

Its called a general nigger

Enjoying the Summer? Listening to the scanner is really quite enjoyable, you know. The better question is why are you here?

thanks for the bump
go play in a drumpf , white guys Sup Forums btfo, bbc thread or the road

welcome back zimabro. im too lazy to look whats local time there?

Rogue Robert kills lady in high speed chase

01:30. I haven't been keeping regular hours lately, been away from work and the city taking time off with family and with Sup Forums

they use the "LAPD" one instead of the NATO one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAPD_radio_alphabet

>Chequita Adams
>Chequita
and nothing of value was lost

>caller says someone is shot in the chest and stomach

Someone was shot in the buttocks early Saturday morning on Talman Avenue, CPD
reported.

> A commentator relates that this "victim" is a known Satan's Disciple and the projectile entered his ass and exited his scrotum, leaving him a eunuch.

This fucking city.

holy shit it's real
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2017/07/no-more-tickets.html

>named after a banana

Sure is. The Second City Cop blog is pretty lit.

Is this because of the bankruptcy? Don't they pay for like 1/2 their bills with parking tickets?

>still with a typo

Try GTA 5 with the LSPDFR mod

88 Degrees
Hot in hurr

>person was pistol whipped while being robbed
>he was dripping blood

>88 Degrees

Isn't that the tipping point?

so your 5 hours behind chiraq time.

Getting even hotter! Wait until they run out of food on the 4th and just drink straight alcohol

>Is this because of the bankruptcy? Don't they pay for like 1/2 their bills with parking tickets?
Chicongo has had a budget shortfall since they late 80's at least. they have been making it up by selling bonds, but now those have a "junk" rating and the only way to get people to buy them is to offer even higher interest rates. People keep calling Chicongo and Ill the Greece of the US, but I think it will be more like Argentina, with them telling all the people who bought their bonds to suck it, we will only give you a penny on the dollar.

I'd say so. Whats the over/under on kills tonight?

hard to get exact amount till next day. we need to do o/u on shots fired

I'm going to say 15/13

I'm going to say 5 Killed and 20 Wounded

We taking bets? 1700 - 0500

8 dead / 23 wounded Check em^

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Snagged a nice palindrome tho ;D

Did the AK47 incident go out over the air last night?

>44 shot and It's not even the 3rd yet


chicago.suntimes.com/politics/18-shot-2-fatally-in-bloody-start-to-fourth-of-july-weekend/


Impressive Chicongo.


Didn't a cop wax a dude last night? Did anyone hear that or possibly have a recording?

Yes I believe so

>Tattoo of a SKULL on the back of her head

>Four feet tall, 250 lbs
So look for a ball rolling down the street.

that was the nig with the AK. See .

>kangol hat

Thanks.


I read on fox news this morning when I was pooping it was actually 1 AK and 2 handguns .


Crazy....Someone should be recording these nights and posting it on jewtube for the views and dat adsense money

Scanner app pro allows recording

Holidays always give a slight boost to the economy. If the crash is going to happen it's going to begin Tuesday after everyone goes home after July 4th

Am I allowed to count anything that comes over my own radio?

Edited down to the funny/action parts would be good. Animated?

its like a sporting event, watching pre recorded is boring. edited hi lights of sassy dispatch tho

anyone else read Lawndale as landwhale?

Youre on to something here. So much info that can be used! To bad I cant animate worth a damn

ha Based n sheeit

Based Robert.

Stay safe out there with all the dindus and spics tonight

>check engine light. underfunded confirmed

is your radio as action packed as cpd?

Stay safe Robert. There's monsters out there.

You best hope your duty sergeant doesn't see you shit posting on shift.

ENHANCE

>Reddit tab
worst Robert 0/10

Seriously though, don't die and good luck