Reminder that if you don't have pink nipples you're not white

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Oh, then you will never know if a girl is white lol

dang

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BIG
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nice gyno faggot

>Gyno

I don't think you know what that is.

>mfw

t. Gyno Dino

i am white, yes?

absolutely banterous

>tfw no qt white, pink nip bf

kek

Are pizzaolas also required?

I'm white

nice lats

Id suck your cock, no homo.

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Tall dark and handsome. If I wanted pink i would smash puss. I do not

Sup Forumsnips/?

>tfw north african with pink nipples

feels weird man(?)

I am, half Japanese with pinku nipple desu.


What the fuck now?

Somebody forgot to keep their estrogen in check during their last cycle.

Not having a big set of pepperoni nips to show off means I'm not white?

What if you don't have nipples?

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>tfw huge brown gyno
Why live? When I go for the nipple surgery some day, is there also a procedure to bleach them?

I don't get it..

>tfw all three nipples are still nice and pink

You have been cleansed, welcome to white privilege. You will get your first check in the mail next week.

Nazis watch out

Wait, I have fair white skin but my nipples are brown...what does this mean? I can't be white even though I love white people?

me irl

>what does this mean? I can't be white
Correct, better luck next incarnation.

Thanks.

>hair
golden
>eyes
green
>nipples and lips
pink

Why do Americans still call me a monkey nigger, even when I'm whiter than 60% of their people?

We should change places, negrinho.

whats your skin color de silva?

Just a reminder that if you take time out of your day to discuss / make assertions regarding mens nipples you're definitely a faggot

I forgot to mention
>pic related, itsa me.

i guess im not white

Congratulations! You are now certified white, you will get a white privilege package in the mail soon!

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Are those nips supposed to be pink? Looks light brown/dark tan desu

We SJW's here that tell me that too.
Still waiting on that check.

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If you are browsing Sup Forums with less then a 4k monitor, you might have color issues. You may be asian, or worse black.

>pink nipples
>pale as fuck skin
>european ancestry

but

>brown hair (was blonde but darkened over time)
>light brown eyes

Sup Forums would never consider me white desu

Fucking Mediterraneans

those arent green eyes those are blue!

Nope, all Western and North European.

They look blue in some pics, but trust me, they are green.
>tfw all my brothers and close relatives have blue eyes
>father and I got green'd

same and im a mongol

It's okay, we can subversively work against the white man and steal their women.

Kill all males

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Its alright. Ive got brown hair too (Anglo / Celt) but blue eyes

I never really had a problem with my eyes desu, only ever received complements.

One thing I learned is that black/hispanic/asian etc people often don't consider themselves to have "brown" eyes as such, they consider their eyes "black" since they're so dark that you can't really distinguish their pupils most of the time.

u dont know what ur talking about, this is green, yes they are mine

reminder if you don't have a shredded six pack you aren't white