THE HOTTEST

girl you've ever hooked up with? Be honest guys.

I have legitimately been with an international supermodel and most of my girlfriend's except for maybe one, have been 9.5's or 10's.

>in B4 not politics
>listen, politics is subjective
>the hotter the girls you've slept with the more social clout it is assumed you have - so this is a relevant topic
>basically, what is the average sexual market value of a Sup Forums user?

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No you didn't leaf.

My last gf. Rate

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I'm probably low-test so that's why I think this way, but I don't need to fuck supermodels or anything like that. Women that are not fat or deformed are good enough for me.

I absolutely did. Why would I lie on Sup Forums? Do you think I need the approval of some random anons on a Japanese bicycle enthusiasts image board?

Just because you haven't had any decent women doesn't mean you have to project your failures on others.

By the way, the girl I am talking about is not the one pictured fyi.

i only date 8s. plus thats all i can get. that is my middle class max.

I wholeheartedly agree. I'm just trying to get a sense of what numbers Sup Forumstards can pull in, that's all.

Nothing wrong with 8's. Especially if you can get them consistently.

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7/10

>ever hooked up

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I smashed this

I banged Cameron Diaz.

I've only ever had sex with a handful of 4s or 5s and only while drunk. I got kinda depressed after it dawned on me just how incapable I am of bedding quality women. On well, such is life.

I now fuck prostitutes exclusively.

hottest girl?

probably a 9,

6 foot blonde blue eye bombshell with perky titties and good hips.

She cried when i left, because her bf was coming back from interstate. LOL!

Lol the fact that you became so immediately defensive on the internet when challenged tells me you are lying, either in part or in whole.

Or maybe not. I don't care either way since you will always be Canadian and thus hold no political power ever.

they always end up 5'2" and brunette too.

5/10 until you see those busted hooves...

Best you've hooked up with or pic rating?

Never hooked up? How old are you dude?

>I have legitimately been with an international supermodel and most of my girlfriend's except for maybe one, have been 9.5's or 10's.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA $200 you're underage.

how was she, ok? bit weird?

i reckon banging a celebrity would be shitty, because they are so uptight etc.

>international supermodel
Weak op I have dated numerous intergalactic mega supermodels and queens step it up little brother

Most excellent user.

I'm trying to have a legit, honest thread here user.

Never had a gf in my entire miserable life

Was it cara delevigne? I have a friend whos fucked her she'll fuck strangers only if she feels like she has complete control over them apparently. She took his phone battery out and gave it to her driver

Wow, that's a bit depressing - not gonna lie. But you're brutal honesty is refreshing.

OP in RL

I used to date a model who used to get memed on here

her and literally all her model friends were anorexic/bulimic/depressed/self harmers/child molestation victims it was horrible

>I absolutely did. Why would I lie on Sup Forums? Do you think I need the approval of some random anons on a Japanese bicycle enthusiasts image board?

You absolutely do.

Hooked up with a 7/10 girl a few times. Found God and am now trying to no longer commit the sing of sexual immorality.

I've realized through reflection that the sex wasn't even what kept bringing me back to her. I pretended that she cared about me and that feeling was way better. Of course she didn't, and I'm back to the harsh reality of being totally alone. I hope that if I ever do find a woman that I get that feeling of being loved again.... it's 10000x better than an orgasm.

fpbp
day of the rake when?

i went to the pub yesterday, for about 7 hours.

tables full of guys, tables full of girls. neither are talking to each other.

single women sitting by themselves in the beer garden, not interested in anyone, sits on her phone all day nursing a glass of wine.

what the fuck is wrong with people?

I've been banging dancers and models for years now. I've even managed to find me some rare 9-10 redskin punani a once or twice. I'm retiring next year to have kids.

almost a wizard

*the sin of

About an 8

I'm shit at hooking up and keeping stuff like that spinning but when I do I get pretty decent girls

I think my standards are too high for my personal quality

I heavily prefer brunettes over blondes. I think I've only been with maybe 2 blondes. In my mind there is nothing hotter than a brunette.

>Do you think I need the approval of some random anons on a Japanese bicycle enthusiasts image board?
100% yes you do.

Blonde hair can make an average girl hotter but the hottest women are always brunette

the women get all dressed up to impress there friends and aren't interested in all the men.

then a guy will go to talk to the girl after she stared at him for 10 minutes and she rejects him. wtf!!

it was the twilight zone.

I can post a pic of my "Value", But Sup Forums.yes once you get a 10 you can snowball it to 8's & up. Women hate other hot women so they think what does he have/why- time to steal, that's why whenever you're in a relationship Women want
You more. Chubby (7)'s fuck the best tho.

>fornication
Absolutely disgusting. Turn to Christ.

this is /pol, faggot...not some bullshit rogan board

I've fucked a few particularly beautiful women. The hottest by far though was a Greek girl. She had snow white skin and jet black hair, perfect teeth, skinny, the biggest tits I've ever seen in real life that weren't attached to a landwhale. 32 g cups on a 110 pound woman. Tightest wettest pussy ever. I would have married her and fucked her every day for the rest of my life if she wasn't a psychopathic alcoholic. Unfortunately all of the hottest women I've ever met are some of the most degenerate as well.

Thread reported, enjoy your ban.

Had. 9, few 7-8 when I was younger, I just plow through 5-6 in mass quantities now with the occasional 7 (usually try to gf when they come along)

know that feel

cant ever go out with them, they're always worried about calories, and the most massive mood swings

This is why I got "defensive". I knew that Sup Forumstards would immediately say I was lying. It's sad, actually because it shows your insecurities. People that browse Sup Forums are not all mountain dew guzzlers. I know it's hard for you guys to imagine even touching a 10, but it happens all the time believe it or not!

Married an 8. I'm up there too. It's fucking hell. And fucking righteous. Better body after kids. Hips/ass/legs/fit/milf/white hard working Christian extraordinaire.

Be good to God he's good to you.

last two girls I've been with were 6/7s

started having sex at 21, fucked some real dogs but had to start somewhere, that's what people forget.

I'm doing pretty well considering I have no friends and I'm awkward as fuck

She was a model that traveled around the world = international supermodel. You have a better title? She was on billboard for Nike in my city recently. Don't be salty user.

Watch The Neon Demon. Her nipples are truly revolting. I almost vomited. I can never look at her the same way now.

>I knew that Sup Forumstards would immediately say I was lying.
Stop lying if it offends you retard

>People that browse Sup Forums are not all mountain dew guzzlers.
/ck/ or some shit? Sure. Sup Forums? 98% shutins who couldn't even speak to a woman online, much less bang one irl. And the 2% is visitors.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

I have a better title: h-hey guys wanna talk about all the HAWT GURLS we've all banged?? hehe i banged a SUPERMODEL you don't know her she goes to a different school

i fucked a rly hot prostitute once.

the memories have last me for years so it was worth it

Hookup culture has been exhausted in the west, you FAGGOT. And as it turns out, hourly threads on Sup Forums complaining about men not asking women out have no effect.

I dated/fucked a girl from statesville NC that looked 100% exactly the same as this porn star named Devon from like 10-15 years ago.

4aday.com/country-comfort/

this is a movie she is in, for reference.

ok tucker max i believe u

No, most of the girls I've been with have been relationships, not one night stands. A couple celebrities have hit on a few on my gf's though.

fuck off nigger

I'm also batting a thousand with "Wanna fuck?" - "Yes"

>that germanic jaw

Holy shit imso hard rightnowæoå

marrying her. I dont know how it happened. she just likes me, so....

she does admit that she had a sugar daddy years ago, so yeah

but whatevs

Agreed. All 9-10's definitely have a deep, deep craziness in them just waiting for a justification to be unleashed.

Bro, you suck with women, we get it. I'm not larping. But if it makes you feel better believe what you want. And because google image search is a thing I'm obviously not going to post pics of my ex's to prove a point to a virgin.

Yeah I live in LA, any girl that's an 8 or above has at least made out with a celeb of some nature. I literally only know one guy who's hooked up with a celeb and he's not attractive he just liked suicide squad and is a full on comic con nerd.

I had a one night stand with a girl from college who became a relatively famous model and TV presenter. The real funny thing is that Trump was obsessed with her too from his modelling agency and he may have had sloppy seconds from me or vice versa.

Who's have thought I fucked the same woman that a US president had.

>started having sex at 21, fucked some real dogs but had to start somewhere, that's what people forget.

LOL

Say what? They look fine to me?

I had a Dutch blond hottie. 10/10. Moved back to Netherlands with parents (diplomats). Tall, blond on top and below, firm C cup, killer ass.

She makes the Price Is Right fun to watch.

youtube.com/watch?v=yMbVQ-MznRc

Lol. Nice.

Chick in op has an unappealing face, op has horrible taste and thinks 7s are 10s.

Saged

I get hit on by a lot of 6s and 7s. Never anything higher though. I have never approached a girl myself, because I'm a pussy. I often wonder what my potential is.

>And because google image search is a thing I'm obviously not going to post pics of my ex's to prove a point to a virgin.
Google image search is 100% why you're not posting pics of your """exes""". I've proved several lying faggots like you wrong with a quick google search.

Painted a nice picture. Thanks.

Dated a legit model when I was living in Medellin 5 years ago. She was seriously beautiful head to toes, but high maintenance AF. Worth it tho, when I took her too parties other men would unabashedly ogle her and congratulate me right in front of their own wives. This was Colombia so the mean hotness level is too 1% in the world already. Would post pics but currently sitting next to my wife (not model hot, but the based mother of my child). Even still I'd have to dig them off an external HD. But trust me guys.

I had sex with all your moms

My current gf is 10/10 body, probably 8/10 good looking but not angel tier face. Suppose she's a 9 on average?

Either way, she's a blonde bright eyed medical technician and while she's usually very opinionated, she follows and accepts whatever I tell her when it comes to politics because "some things like politics and war are men's jobs". She also says she "doesn't understand why the hell women wouldn't want to be treated like precious flowers anymore, as they used to be", which if you think about it is a pretty good question.

First time I heard this out of her mouth I seriously considered whether she's wife material. Might still be, two years later.

I fucked Rachel Ray in 2002 when I lived in NYC and worked as a bartender, I was banging this cute waitress that worked there also and we were FWB's. She told me she was going to a party on the Upper East Side, exclusive kind of event. Told me it was a upper class swing party. We get there and this one guy totally beelines to talk to her. I mean she was a 22 yr old smoking blonde. They start talking and low and behold his wife comes up. It's Rachel Ray. She mentioned working in TV but I had no clue who she was. Well apparently they were only soft-swapping and she wasn't bi. So I got a blowjob from Rachel Ray. She was excellent at doing it. John kept trying to push into a full swap but Rachel kept it strictly to a soft swap. No tits on her though. Barely a b cup if that even.

You know you're a sugar daddy now right?

This is a 10 to me.

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You must have a lot of money.

There she is with the big man himself.

Legit 10 / 10. One of the most beautiful women I've ever met.

Everywhere we went men turned saucer-eyed and tried to find something they could help her to do. Waiter, clerk, gas station attendant, guy on the sidewalk all gobsmacked, starstruck, stunned. She lived this way every day. Beautiful women live in an entirely different universe.

No idea why she picked me.

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A FUCKING LEAF
why do you hide behind flags

Dude, her pics can be traced back to her Facebook you moron. I'm not going put my ex's info on Sup Forums of all places.

DUDE, go get laid.

Anyone who claims to have even seen a 9.5 should be considered suspect. Every time you see a hot woman a 10 gets hotter, because the 1-10 measure is scaled to where 10 is the hottest possible woman you can imagine.

Hooked up with a Chinese-Canadian figure skater once. But that was looong time ago. Since then, I've been living on Sup Forums and jerking it to mangas.

I've only ever fucked prostitutes.

I know she's not technically very high on the number scale but I think she's fine af desu.

Holy shit, deja vu.

HAPPENING SOON

I've never seen manga on Sup Forums just traps and coal burners.

I've only fucked one chick and she wasn't that good-looking -- later on, anyway.

Current gf

Face is ok

But she's got dark blonde hair down to her ass, double d's, flat stomach, big ass, wide-ish hips, thick legs and milky white skin.

Sorry user, I have no witty joke to make. That just sucks basically.

never even kissed a girl but I feel petty confident that I'll have 10/10s all over me any day now.

Sounds good to me desu. I'm starting to feel bad making this thread. I guess, as the saying goes "love the one you're with". Maybe she's a 10 to you. And if that's the case, then good!