/cpd/ Chicago Police Scanner General: Real Robert Be Safe

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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> real robert posts on CHIMP-MAS diz goin bez guud

5th for Robert

Well, good to hear that mom and daughter are getting reunited tonight.

>kids chasing each other around with roman candles

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REAL ROBERT HOURS commences

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nth for second city

tehnnn-four

clever girl

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>hobo sleeping in the street

sleep tight tyrone

sleep tight le-a

Really? sleeping in the middle of the street? Couldn't the homeless dude find a better sleeping spot?

never said these niggas was smart

Shhhhhh! he's "sleeping"
call for body removal in 3...2...

nigga about to be road kill

curious why FMJ? target load? only time i dont have hollows is when im at the range.

robert

yeah I'm going shooting tomorrow in beautiful white Indiana

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40 injured so far this weekend.

Among the injured is the son of a Cook County judge, which Chicago Police have dubbed a gang related shooting

if you could..... stand-by.... i'm a retarded.... 10-4

>Among the injured is the son of a Cook County judge, which Chicago Police have dubbed a gang related shooting
well at least they had the balls to call it that. unlike when Rahms son got robbed at gun point when he "went out side to make a call on his cell phone" you know, on a cold Chicago night in December

roger. i dont ever go to /k/ but i still collect. i cc s&w m&p full size. its my go to for cc because of only having breakaway trigger for a safety.

i should stop multi tasking responded to myself

Good plan

Retaliation for something or dindu judge's kid in a gang>

Suicidal thoughts

poland strong

I speak polish
warsaw

do we have any Sup Forumsish speakers on tonight?

>"Anyone speak Polish?"
omg, that actually made me laugh a little bit.

BOLAN STRONK

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I like small guns so I carry a combination of these depending on my mood

Im going to do a Locations bingo card for robert hour locations. taking suggestions for places.
"In the alley" for free spot?

c-carbon fiber....
Hnrgh

>metro pcs
well I guess hes working in the hood.

yes in the alley should be the free space.

LaSalle
Diversey
Wacker

i always wear an undershirt under a button up so never have any problems concealing. i like the higher capacity and increased accuracy.

doesn't anybody use Cricket? or is that even below hood rats now?

>male white hit in him the face with a chair

Like you've never passed out in the street. Hypocrite

furniture as a weapon

Randy ain't dead
OOOOH YEEEAH

15535 N Artisian Ave. Large group of people gathering, making a disturbance.

Oh, my mistake. Just an average weekend for us is to pass out homeless in the middle of the street. Obviously the pastime of all Sup Forumssters.

That is fun.

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Getting comfy Roberts

>boyfriend beat and choked her at the laundromat
>male hispanic

B E A N E D

reportin

>REAL ROBERT HOUR

>park employee padlocked the entrance with people still inside the park
>they are now trapped in the park

Folks locked in park.

Wish the horse would have kicked the shit out of it.

yup

whoop, male black at it again...
And people locked in a park.

Street named after a president
Shelter
Park

HORSE CRAP

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they seem to be on edge today.

i did this part...

Stop. Don't encourage them to go to Africa, please.

Chance of rain and thunderstorms this 4th

we all know male black is the most dangerous antagonist but what type of male black is the most dangerous? Male black white shirt?

kek Zimbro

Robert report in.
Keep the meme magic flowing gents, we nearly have enough power.

Sorry Zimbabwe

5 gunshoots "in da alley"

Will there be a reenactment of The Purge when CPD strikes because they're not getting paid

Is that real?

Yup.

Here, take this. Someone posted it the other day and it just might work.

Male black mudslime convert wearing a suicide vest

>male black
>nude
>acting erratic
very dangerous to Robert

magic ples wide weiner

10 or 11 black young mails throwing bats and gear in the street at traffic.

People still locked in park, calling the park district a lot.

need underwear for bingo that was fast.

I am checking and here for robert

DU-BS TO STRENGTHEN ROBERT

DU-BS AND ROBERT BECOMES HUNTER-ROBERT, THE DEATH LORD

getting tired have a goodnight fellow roberts, especially you real robert.

10 minutes til free helicopter rides

tonight you

AirRobert liftoff in about 10min
Shots fired, here, there, everywhere

"free HIV tests?"

illegal BBQ

Jesus, a man can't cook on bricks anymore.

>saying they are giving free HIV test

Strange van advertises free HIV tests? What's going on?

>suspicious white van giving free HIV tests


Holy shit what

>White utility van, heartland alliance on the side, giving free HIV tests

Sheeeeiittt

male black is chillin with some blunts, ambush him robert

nice work
saved

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male black sighted in the park with a detachment of hispanic uruk-hai at his back

smoking marijuana

the final battles approaches