/CPD/ Chicago Police Scanner General: FBI CAR WHERE ARE YOU?

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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bump

Second for /lgbt/

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Bump for Robert

everyone get in and get comfyyy

CHECK YO KEYS

I'm pretty fucking comfy Robert

Male Black stay the fuck out of my hood nigga

real comfy

checked

rolling for we determine Robert's calls from now on

gettin comfy

>666
going to hear some keys

/Comfy/ as fuck

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Comfy as fuck right now.

rolling for robert makes it home safe to his family every day until he retires

>on a skateboard with a gun in hand

fuck you
racist cracka
fuck de po po

we waz kangs and sheeeeiiiit

rollng for this and he gets a lot of really humorous calls tonight which renew his joie de vivre

and we get descriptions of all of them

"on a skateboard with his gun"
>fucking kek'd

>following the caller down the street with a knife

captcha: carry street

That picture really rustled my jimmies

>male sleeping in front of the store
>no pants

>male sleeping in front of the Burger King with his pants off

At work, Was listening last break.
What happened to fbi car?

rolling for the male in the back of the lot leads to some humorous shit come on lets get some funny shit going

FBI agents got carjacked with 2 glocks, an M4, SWAT gear, and a lot of ammo in the car.

Yeah, its fucking stupid. Niggers get recognition and praise for doing things that white people do every day. I guess it is kind of amazing to see animals act human.

anyone catch that

>skateboarding down the street with a gun in his hand

Lots of ammo, a fully auto m4, and swat gear in the car. Gonna be a fun 4th

>6 people fighting, males and females

male hispanic with a gun

sheeeeeiiiit

Male Black to tries to escape from Robert until .gif related happens. Check 'em

they weren't just kings my friend

heres a little secret most "white folks" dont know

how the west was won
they was cowboys

Changed the colors, other was too hard to read.

>homeless male passed out in the park at Oakley

in the name of frogs who smack
I roll for Robert calls with crack

lookin good robert

very nice

ooooh real close respect boi

let's be real, at this point if we get rolls we can make police calls happen in chicago

Sheeeeit. So close.

>black male following white female

HURRY THE FUCK UP ROBERT

>press play on radio
>first words spoken "male black"
>close radio

Im starting to think that memes have started to become much more powerful. There's too much evidence for it to just be a coincidence. They've been reaching egregore status lately, at least some of them.

Suggestions for scanners apps on Android? Broadcastify link works, just interested in what mobile users use.

we wuz witches n warlox n shiiiet

>rolling for shots fired

no
no no no

We Waz Cowboys

I dated a Wiccan for about 2 weeks. They smell funny. Never again.

>his shirt disagrees

Rerolling for shots fired

WE WUZ FAYROES N SHEEIT

Fuck

Tony hawk has taken to the streets to defend Chicago. He's flip kicking crime to the curb, and taking down male black and his thugs one Ollie at a time.

They waz cowboys too

the black man won the west

>5 male his panics chased the caller around the park

>let's be real, at this point if we get rolls we can make police calls happen in chicago
don't go getting any bad ideas

I'm mobile right now. Just opened the link in a different page. For an app, I use Scanner Radio. Mostly to listen to shit going around locally and in my shitty hometown.

Last try

Shots fired

I agree, I think meme technology is advancing and the understanding of its use is advancing; and individuals are advancing.

We can meme shit now that people have to dismiss as not big enough, rather than not real. It's become undeniable. We will experiment on the Roberts.

Robert, beat someone's ass but leave your key on so we hear it

gnarly

Was she fat?

>I dated a Wiccan for about 2 weeks. They smell funny. Never again.
>mfw I realized she was just constantly sucking me off to use my sperm for some spell

97% chance yes

palindrome/thoth gets deserve a roll from me.

SHOTS
FIRED
black on black crime will live forever

She was basically perfect except retarded and didn't wash herself.

(((Robert)))?

>on the porch mark it

user, if we declare war on /x/ we can get your gf back as chattel

user, their weapons could be worse than /k/ Ray guns and shit

I think it's due to our ability to spread memes over the internet so easily now. Many minds linked electronically. Not many truly understand it though and that is good. Look at how shitty lefty memes are. Forced as fuck. I agree that we need to experiment. Memes do seem to affect the larger whole though, instead of specific things. Rolling for Robert to cap a nigga and spark a chimpout, even though it doesn't really work like that.

Deal. She claimed to put a hex on me after we broke up. I don't think it worked though.

Our memes are better

I use the broadcastify app. Ocassional pausing but clear otherwise just type in 'chicago' first link.

If it's a civil war, I'm down. The hippie fags there need to go.

>middle aged female passed out on a bench

My mother in law was a witch. The old voodoo kind from the swamps. She cursed me, 5 car accidents in 10 months. None my fault. She cursed a clock and gave it as a gift to someone who pissed her off. The poor lady's washing machine, ice box, car, boat, sewer all broke in a week.
So glad that witch is dead

Wiccans are plebs. Most of /x/ shits on them.

>child's father threw a bottle and broke her window

The child's father threw a bottle and broke a window

That's consent for a nigger.

I've successfully cursed people. Shit works. Not the new age crap though. Sorry to derail the thread. Let's get back on track and hope Robert shoots Male Black.

That's fucking wild, dude.

>Sargonistan flag
>66

If you don't use geoflag you're a faggot

Good the dindus are too stupid to discover male black magic again.

as well as an invitation

>another gunshot victim

It's all so tiresome

>Good the dindus are too stupid to discover male black magic again.

checked.

You know what, that's it.

Sup Forums is the real nigga wizard board. Sup Forums has demonstrated results. Therefore, much like with the Republican party, the true enemy is internal, that which divides. /x/ must be purged

if they have secret weapons, then we'll do them like we did with the Nazis. go to war with them, force them to roll out their technology, infiltrate them, conquer them, and harvest it.

>whites going through garbage cans

We were kings!

oy vey!

>his pants are sagging.
>baggy pants.
Really narrows it down.

1488 robert send artillery support

Rolling for Robert shoots a battlemage and /x/ get shut down as a result, leaving us with all the drops

3am is when the shit happens.