Brit/pol/ - 'ull Edition

>Huge gun haul heading for UK stopped at Channel Tunnel
news.sky.com/story/huge-gun-haul-heading-for-uk-stopped-at-channel-tunnel-10935143

>NHS patients' data was illegally transferred to Google DeepMind
news.sky.com/story/nhs-patient-data-given-to-google-illegally-10935315

>Dog attacks on postmen 'highest in Northern Ireland'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-40480096

>Vagina surgery 'sought by girls as young as nine'
bbc.co.uk/news/health-40410459

>Based SAS soldiers 'suspected' of executing unarmed Afghans and covering up potential war crimes
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sas-special-air-service-war-crimes-civilians-cover-up-ministry-of-defence-operation-northmoor-royal-a7819006.html

>Knife-wielding attacker in Paisley assaults two men
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40473899

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/2yQFvZsN43A
abolishmcrm.com/party-constitution-and-manifesto/
strawpoll.me/13345600
youtube.com/watch?v=wap5_7zjZ-E
lonesentry.com/articles/ttt07/waffen-ss.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

And now a moment of silence for Jo Cox

>mfw my OC manifested itself in reality

Holy fuck lads

To all Neos
- Hitler loved Muslims fucking German women

>there's people on britpol who haven't taken the AMCRM pill
The Unsigned Illegal document, The Magna Carta, will be Abolished.
As good business people, our Queen or King will be head of Government and will attend Parliament as required, or as they wish.
Abolish Magna Carta, Reinstate Monarchy Party, fully intends to Nationalize and make profitable the Coal Industry, Electricity, Gas, Water, BT, National Lottery, Royal Mail, Post Office, BBC & Railways.
Abolish Magna Carta, Reinstate Monarchy will stop All Foreign Aid, and use this money to pay toward the National Debt.
Age discrimination will be punished with imprisonment.
V.A.T. Returns are time consuming and costly to business. It will be drastically altered along with Import and Export Taxation.
Council Tax will be abolished.
Unions will be outlawed.
Income Tax will be rearranged to make it fair to all and sundry.
Employment Law will be reduced to give Employers their right to choose whom they employ and how much each employee is paid.
Maternity Pay, Paternity Pay, and Sick Pay will be abolished.
Employment linked Pensions will be abolished, and Employees will be encouraged to make their own Retirement Savings Plans.
Maternity Leave will not guarantee future employment.
Government Pensions will be paid only to those who work and pay National Insurance Contributions.
The Workhouse will be reinstated for vulnerable people.
Grammar Schools will return. Sex education will be abolished.
All Schooling and Education will be paid for by parents.
All Police Officers will pass tougher exams before recruitment.
Many Royal Mail workers will be recruited from Ex Servicemen.
Nuclear Power will be banned.
Fracking will incur imprisonment.
Laws, Courts, and the Prison Service will be reformed.
All Benefits to Asylum Seekers and Immigrants will be stopped, and All will be repatriated back to their country of origin, All other Nations will be encouraged to repatriate their English, Welsh, Irish. (1/3)

blahblahblah

(2/3)
Asylum Seekers, Immigrants, Their Ancestors & Descendants will be removed from All Banks, NHS, Government & All Security positions.
Human Rights Laws will be abolished.
Churchill will be charged with Treason and causing the deaths of thousands of little German School Children when he bombed Dresden.
The ethnic origins of All members of Government will be checked.
The Israeli terrorist Karl Marx will be charged with Treason and causing the Paris Revolution and the end of the French Monarchy.
Blair family Assets will be confiscated & paid to Hussein’s family.
Compensation will be paid to Dwarves created by Thalidomide.
Dentists, Optitions & Hearing Specialists will be taken out of the NHS. Doctors & Surgeons will have pay reductions, & many restrictions as regards dangerous medications to patients.
All child Benefits will be abolished to restrict society burdens.
Every Nation on this planet needs Ethnic Cleansing as the terrible Israeli Karl Marx, Winston Churchill, Sigmund Freud, Abu Hamza etc., proves.
Radio, TV, Films, Writers & Reporters will be regulated.
The Death Penalty for anyone using a Radio Signal to kill or control another human being or animal, except in warfare.
All Pornography, Homosexuals, Transvestites etc. will be removed from Films, Plays, Radio, Television etc.
Asylum Seekers, Immigrants & their descendents will not be allowed to own or work in any British Radio, TV, Newspaper or Magazine.
Asylum Seekers, Immigrants & their descendents will not be allowed to work in any food preparation, Medicine or Pills or Vaccines manufacture or preperation, to prevent sabotage.
Chemical Castration for Paedophiles and Murderers.
Asylum Seekers & Immigrants, their ancestors & descendents, must not be allowed to assess or check any school, college or university exams in the UK as this may be detrimental to Welsh or English students.
All Company Law will be drastically altered in favour of the Employer.

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You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.

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RIP ARE JO

(3/3)
Unemployment Benefit claiment time will be cut to a minimum.
All disabled parking spaces will be banished.
Blue Badges will be obsolete and cancelled.
Housing Benefit will be discontinued.
All Irish Traveller sites will be closed, and All Irish Travellers, their ancestors and descendents will be repatriated back to Ireland.
We will Not sell Arms to other nations.
The British Armed Forces will be for our defence of the UK only
British Armed Forces will Not interfere in other nations disputes.
The British Armed Forces will Not train other nations in warfare.
British Armed Forces can be hired, Payment first, at their discretion, to help in natural disasters, rescues, etc, as they see fit.
British Armed Forces will be manned by indigenous English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish Nationals only.
Judges will no longer be able to promote their friends, colleagues, or favourites to be judges. The vacancies will be applied for as ordinary jobs and an IQ test will be used to assess the suitability of the applicants.
Psychiatrists and Mental Health workers will have a higher IQ than the patients they pretend to be superior to.
Drug addicts will no longer receive free treatment via the NHS for their addiction.
The NHS will be abolished, along with all the scams that go with it.
abolishmcrm.com/party-constitution-and-manifesto/

>Bought myself a bonnet the other week
>went for a pint after work.
It dawned on me I had turned into an auld boy.

RIP our once-great chocolate industry

Post tennis feet.

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>Tennis
She's a dumb leftard anyway.

can i get a quick rundown on little charlie?

>eating the sugar jew

Poor kid. This is just going to drag on and on.

Nice edition OP, Hull is basically the Venice of the north.

Tennis, you fuck.

Rule violation

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Start buying guns.

a baby on life support that (((the pope))) cares about for some reason

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Wimbledon is on. It's brit related.

Tennis is the sport of the bourgeoisie.

Its about feet

maybe on the continent but every brit loves a bit of tennis
didnt you play it in school?

>Religious person says Humans shouldn't interfere with God's decision
>Wants to keep dying child who is only alive still because of life support alive
Logic.

is that niges house?

>that OP image

Oh hey my mum was from that grey building next to the yellow tower, second from the left. Orchard Park is a shithole.

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He's terminally and irreparably quadrospazzed. What's the fucking point?

Just some house in the 2015 election

>Lime
>Blue
H-huh?

Luckily I grew up in the richer area of the city but Chavs were still abundant

Labour can never recover. Theresa May fucked them hard.

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How come May lost her majority then?

>that flag

get out

That only really shows Corbyn is more popular than Millipede tbqh

If you don't enjoy blackcurrant, you are literally a filthy nigger.

>a single gooseberry farm in russia

Labour did well despite Corbyn, not because of him.

SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE N O W

Yes, good goy! Demolish those traditional buildings!

>lol labour are dead
>calls election
>muh majority!

It's grim. I'm not sure what everyone is gaining from misreporting this as some kind of State v Parents battle to take him to the US either. This doctor over there (who wants £2 million or whatever for the pleasure) is only saying he has incredibly experimental techniques to reverse the mitochondrial depletion, not the vegetative state and lack of sight/hearing. Yet nobody seems to want to point that out, ruins the story I guess.

holy shit a time traveller from 2014

Labour is dead. Theresa May didn't even bother to campaign and she pushed their shit in.

Now why would the media report the truth?

It's a story that's being exploited heavily for site traffic.

Can we all just admit that Lady's Tennis is superior Men's Tennis at Wimbledon?

It's fun seeing a woman being using their brains and being strategic plus it's nice to see women not all nigged out in African colored garb.

That's why she had to buy votes from an Irish flat earther party?

>redditspacing

Unless Labour have a strategy to retake Scotland then they are effectively dead as a party. This has been true for about five years now. Without the Scottish seats they will never be a party of government again.

>hooray, another tripcunt

I mean Wimbledon even makes Venus Williams look white

>hating on the DUP

fag lol

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I'd rather watch tits bounce up and down than watch a cock swing back and forth

>implying they don't wear sports bras
>implying they have tits anyways

You can still see some movement.

9gag meme. i suggest you fuck off mate.

>literally thinking dinosaurs are a hoax

xtian lol

didn't this meme start because of one Canadian shitposter?

youtube.com/watch?v=wap5_7zjZ-E

can we meme this into reality

>Compensation will be paid to Dwarves created by Thalidomide.
I take it she is personally affected by this somehow.

dinosaurs are a big meme dude

hey we found 1 bone heres a CGI render of what the dinosaur looked like and heres everything it did lol

dinosaurs are 90% memes

>Lose your majority
>Claim victory

???

You can't be this dense...

>Lose the election
>Claim victory

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>Without the Scottish seats they will never be a party of government again.
This tbqh. But Dugdale is a shit leader that nobody likes and only got to stay because of Tory tactical voting

Who else can't wait for the first byelection in a Tory seat?

That wasn't even legal.

No more elections. BORING

He put thousands of mainly Bosnian Muslims in his racially pure SS who were able to go around to Lebensborn brothels and impregnate the German lasses.

Actually, Corbyn is responsible for implying in the manifesto that Labour would take the UK out of the single market. They never would've got the white working class back without that.

wuts up with pol... i keep seeing threads at the top that last reply was 5 minutes ago

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Most of these scroungers are down the Job Centre

americans asleep +no happenings

Sure. Who told you that? Your rabbi? Did you also know that Hitler was a jewish islamic pagan occultist atheist who killed 6 million jews and the most evil man who ever lived?

>What is a byelection: The post

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who?

>tfw local MP is Liam fucking Fox
I hate having to vote him in each time, but he won't just fucking leave
North Somerset would probably get an even bigger Tory majority if someone less of an asshole was in, but they won't change him because they know it'll happen regardless due to all the pensioners here

t dinofag

You lot really are thicker than I first though heh?
I suggest you read up about the 13th Waffen Mountain Division of the SS Handschar and the 21st Waffen Mountain Division of the SS Skanderbeg once you get back from collecting your benefits. Also go read up about the Lebensborn program. You are clearly ignorant of it and follow your own pseudo version of history.

Moggshills out. brit/pol/ supports are Tezza through and through.

this is high quality OC lad

>hey we found 1 bone heres a CGI render of what the dinosaur looked like

Gas the fruitfags desu

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Kek blesses you. You have been gifted with the sight.

Shut the fuck up red ed, I bet you fucked her in all your kitchens you kike nonce

such a weird idea for a chocolate. imagine trying to sell that now.

Mate, I am not the one who has problems understanding history. Non-Germans breeding with Germans was against the law. It's literal nazis we're talking about. If you have a problem with muslims, the wrong side won.

Muslim Allied powers
>Turkey
>Saudi Arabia
>Iran
>Iraq
>Egypt
>Syria
>Lebanon

Muslim Axis powers
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After the war, the Allies imported millions of their Muslim allies into their own countries, Britain and France especially from Pakistan and North Africa, and the post-war German puppet government imported millions of Turkish colonisers, who had been their enemy during WW2, into Europe.

Even I am staggered at the MSM's reaction to the CNN WWE gif. These people are hysterical.
>post a humorous gif
>"OMG DEMOCRACY IS CRUMBLING"

It's insane. I feel like I'm taking crazy-pills, to quote Jacobim Mugatu.

Yeah it's mildly creepy isn't it. Old advertising and packaging is highly disparate to what we're used to now.

Bosnia is a Muslim country and that is the country in question. When it was conquered by the Germans they began to recruit around 25,000 Muslims into the 3 Islamic SS divisions.
As members of the SS they were given the right to go to the Lebensborn buildings as I said before and were given German citizenship.
lonesentry.com/articles/ttt07/waffen-ss.html

Looks almost like a wider version of the shithole that is the Medway towns highstreet.