Safe Space | Literally Shaking Edition

This is a safe space thread...
[No white Americans! Check your privilege!]

Tomorrow marks the 241st anniversary of the United States Of America.

There's a lot about the US they don't teach you in the white man education system. And I think it's time the majority non-white female population learn't the truth!

It's time to debunk the fake news:
- Over 300 million Brits died in the American holocaust of 1776 (The worst in history).
- 90% of the population was black around the time.
- The declaration of independence was actually written by a trans-gendered black women.
- Originally ze was forced to write "We the -white- people" before MLK legally got it changed.
- Most founding "fathers" didn't actually identify as male. John "Yiffy" Adams actually identified as genderless.
- Most Americans didn't want independence but the loud minority led by General Drumpf started the war.

Don't give in to their hate, lets take the date back! #300Million

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you really need to try harder.

I agree, I think I went a bit overboard. I'm just trying to make the liberals get offended by their own holidays.

Omfg fuck off you cumpanda

I specifically asked not for this. Could you please go oppress someone else :'(

Fuck your tea, loyalist faggots.

HOLY SHIT, You actually did it.

You're a fucking WHITE MALE!

I believe it was actually 300 gorillian

I am deeply offended they celebrate the gassing of my ancestors!

>using tea crates to cover up the bodies from the Holocaust.

Truths out!

And you wonder why the Jews have been kicked out of hundreds of countries.

You know, I can't tell if you're the biggest faggot ever, the worst shitposter ever, or the standard Sup Forums dude, making fun of the left.

>John "Yiffy" Adams actually identified as genderless.

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They could have waited just one year to have trips.
FUCK

HOLY SHIT! Are you trying to trigger me? I can't actually believe.

This is digital rape!

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>Fights for the right of every "man"
>Real american.

Most REAL Americans are hard working women, but you've probably never seen a real women have you?

This post is funny as fuck, and the fact Sup Forums fails to see that proves what a cucked safe space this board has become.

Kudos to you, OP!

Boston Tea Party trauma is genetic and passed down to Brits to this day. Poor OP is dealing with xir self-diagnosed PTSD from this holiday.

Thanks for the kind words user, screened for my personal blog :)

At least someone understands, it's incredibly hard dealing with BTPT.

>"We won our independence" - White Supremacist

The term "won" is just a black & white binary male way to think of things. I respect that fact you now choose to identify as American though. What are you pronouns?

"Rate my fanfic Goerge >:3" - John Adams on the Declaration

"Wanna snuggle cuddle limeys! o///o" - John Adams, Lexington (1775)

Fuckin Kek

Annual reminder that It is legal to punch all leaf loyalists on the 4th

I think I've seen real women. Idk what determines if a woman is a "real" one or a fake one??

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It's also legal to punch Nazis, Darling!

There is no such thing as a FAKE WOMAN! Some people are just born with extra parts.

A female benis*

Fun Fact: George Washington actually had a wooden penis because the surgery didn't exist at the time.

As OP said, would you consider Georgina Washington a real female?

I don't understand why people would celebrate this?

- You original came from Africa,
- Constantly being oppressed by the white man,
- Celebrating the independence of a bunch of white dudes who would probably shoot you?

Maybe you need to diversify it, or change the date to when the slaves arrived (You know when real black america actually began)

Where is the "WE WUZ KANGS" day?