Why are millennials so shit at life?

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life made them shit

>Life makes you in capable of cooking, cleaning, and showing up

Consider suicide.

yes it can idiot

Sounds like a scam to steal money from desperate boomers that want their children to stop being fuck ups

Fuck this was my idea. I was gonna open a course to teach useless men raised by single mothers life skill like how to change your own oil and not be such a useless fuck. Feels bad man

>80% relapse rate

When will you finally admit that society needs Jesus Christ and nothing will give men the will to strive towards a better life than Christanity.

We don't want whores, we don't want your brand name products, we don't want a curropt government, a broken economic system or a country which seeks to destroy a moral way of life.

Fuck you, we're not rolling over and being your bitch.

PRAISE THE CHRISTIAN LORD!

Why do you then imagine that so many millenials lack these basic skills? I'm not trying to blame someone else for something I can easily fix myself (and have to a great degree), but if it is so prevalent, and there hasn't been any catastrophic change to the gene pool, it has to be cultural. For me, I needed a big change in my mentality. I don't know what happened, but I just got more motivated to do all this shit. It has to be something in our environment depressing our hormones as well as overstimulation and too much free dopamine. Yes millenials are shit, but they need to go out of their way and change their culture to better themselves whereas older generations had a culture that was more conducive to developing better traits.

Schools pandering to minorities

>daily bowel movement
Feed me fiat shekels and alcohol bls

A lot of people simply never were taught these skills. Past generations were taught these types of things in school. Most people over 50 remember learning civics, home economics, finances, and similar skills in classes.

Might as well have these people die on the streets so the fittest of millenials can succeed in life

Nothing stopping you just because someone in Illinois started one

>nothing will give men the will to strive towards a better life than Christianity
>Implying this can't be achieved through philosophy and discipline
Weak fuck.

HAHAAHHAHA $ 30k a month for teaching some spoiled brats how to breath. It is really pathetic.

Why are millenial shit at life? Probably because there isn't any motivation to do anything at all.

No nationalism = no teamwork = no interest in society

parents, circumstance, laziness or mental health or a combination made them shitty people.

NSA data mining thread. most of these replies are bots. don't post any personal anecdotes thats what they want.

Exactly, they used to teach this shit at school..
Prepare kids for life.

You see what it has become... That social construct known as Family & Cooking is patriarchy & we must fund more Gender studies classes .
Also, need more lesbian dance theory.

I was born in 1992 and I hate the fact that there is so many fucking idiots in my generation. Stupid fucking degenerate parents with degenerate kids.

I have a B.Sc, plenty of ambition and projects in mind for the future. I have been on all continents except Africa and Australia. I am currently looking for a part-time job ideally to work on my projects and stay afloat financially. I will invest in a property with my savings, and yes I do have a fidget spinner.

>Why are millennials so shit at life?
parents.
parents are responsible for raising their children.
so its the parents fault.

Plenty of people without parents know how to care for themselves. Parents aren't the only factor at play here.

>why aren't you working harder for Israel goy?

lol
perfect illustration.
hating millennials is quintessentially millennial

Millenials had the worst parents in the history of mankind and a shitty socioeconomic outlook from the beginning of their adult lives. Most of the millenials don't have the ability to raise themselves and their parents are worse than useless. It's why they aren't having kids, they can't even take care of themselves. The ones that can have endured many hardships which is why Gen Z is full of kids who may just yet save mankind.

Which is why a 30k program to inspire and aid people in becoming better adults has an 80% relapse rate?

Have a (((you))).

>Not being capable of the utmost basic skills taught by all of the least qualified parents
Consider changing your flag.

Honestly there needs to be classes in school that go in-depth on dealing with/using/maintaining insurance policies(medical, auto, life) doing your taxes, and renting/home owning/building credit. I'm gonna do my kids right, since the schools wont

he is saying they had parents but they didn't teach them how to look after themselves enough or were just useless. Useless parents create useless kids.

>burgers can afford to send their useless children to this useless school
The west was a mistake.

Because those kids are probably depressed NEETs, that probably know how to do those things. But accept to go there to make their parents happy.

People without parents who survived learned survival skills for their environment. The types of parents that destroyed society worked braindead jobs that do not exist any more and sent their kids to daycare or had TV raise their children while buying fastfood every day. Their children learned nothing from them and cannot survive with the same work skills, hence their massive failure of their adult lives.

This

They were raised by boomers. what more is there to know? Any generation as shit as the boomers in another time period would have literally destroyed the society they were in.

We're lucky we have cars and comuters this time round, the system has become self sustaining to the point where it didn't allow the boomers to kill us all.

I was a daycare baby.

Just...

I'm sure there is a market for more than just 1 place

I'm 26 so I am not sure if I fall into the millenial category or not but I just cleaned my kitchen, made lunch then cleaned it again. What the fuck are these idiots doing? I am a little bit upset I didn't have this idea first.

>NSA data mining
The NSA couldn't stop Omar Gonzalez, who was pulled over in the DC area with ammo in his car and a map to the White House with a red X on the map where it is, and was a known unhinge veteran. He later charged the White House lawn, penetrated deep into the building past Secret Service, who were never tipped off by the NSA for being a potential threat.
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The NSA you fear is not the same agency portrayed in the Will Smith film about government tracking, you have more to fear from Las Vegas casino databases than the NSA.

>unarchived clickbaiters
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Someone pls explain to me this meme of "boomers raised millennials".
BABY BOOMERS, born ~'45, are a bit old for that.
Gen X is the children of the boomers, who are the parents of the millennials.

Should all Boomers and Millennials be rounded up and killed? Clearly too retarded to exist.

>point blank refuse to teach your kids how to clean
>Give your children no guidance in terms of education or the workplace
>Allow your children to reach full maturity without them have encountered any form of routine in any way whatsoever

Boomers everyone.

Whow, what an acheivement, you sure showed those worthless millenials

Gen X currently holds power, you think they'll criticize themselves?

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I self-taught myself in all of that instantly when I moved on my first week away from home. North americans, especially millennial ones are just untermensch, that's all.
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too sheltered by their parents

Because baby boomers waited until their 30s to have children. I'm a millenial and both my parents were boomers.

Finance is literally "this costs more than this so Ill not buy it" applied to every decision you make how can you not instinctively know that

This. Growing up with my parents was like a prison camp. Harsh, ultra-conservative discipline & I had to learn everything by myself. And I couldn't be more thankful to them for it desu.

Modern millenials are 22-37 years old, assuming their parents were 30 years old on average when the kids were born, that gives us the year of birth range of 1950-1975. So millenials were raised by both boomers and gen X (the latter starts at 1960-1965).

I could turn that into a death camp for far less overhead and monthly fees.

Boomers
Personally I do pretty good.
I can cook and clean after my self
My budget is pretty good I can save up to 600 per month sometime more like when there are no steam summer sales

yea because he did it offline with a map and pencil. this is on the internet. understand the difference?

Money laundry?

also how to calculate interest

I am reporting you to the FBI for suggesting this. Good luck in "pound me in the ass prison

Jesus Christ I hate my generation. All a bunch of cry baby faggots. You can't even raise your voice at another one in the workplace with a talk with HR about 'how that may hurt their feefees". Figure yourself out you fucking idiots. If you need to go to a rehab center to learn basic life skills then kill your parents and then kill your self bc for the love of god if you people reproduce our world is so fucked.

I blame the boomers for raising a generation of mentally ill people

Just because this seems like a viable business (lol) does not reflect generally on the millenial generation.

Consider the fact that butchers were once run out of business by supermarkets. And now after big boxes have dominated, smaller grocery stores and butcher shops and specialty good stores are re-appearing.

So in the span of 50 years, the value of butchery waxed and waned, one of countless skillsets.

Some measurements differ in broadness. Late boomers/early gen x share some years, you can't really put an exact date on these things.

My dad would be in the end zone of boomerdom and is fucking purebreed boomer scum lad.

>it's in fucking EVANSTON
OF COURSE IT'S IN FUCKING EVANSTON
SECOND GUESS WOULD'VE BEEN NAPERVILLE
BUT EVANSTON IS FUCKING PERFECT
MY AUNT LIVES IN EVANSTON
BUNCH OF STUPID WEALTHY RICH PEOPLE WHO THROW MONEY AND GIFTS AT THEIR CHILDREN INSTEAD OF SPENDING TIME WITH THEM
THIS TYPE OF SHIT COULD ONLY EXIST SOMEWHERE LIKE EVANSTON
FUCKING HELL

Incapable is one word. Consider suicide.

kek,a socialist criticizing a christian for being weak

life lesson bitches:not everybody wins,not everyone survives.

spoiler alert:EVERYONE dies one day

>blame old people
this is getting disgusting desu. Boomers had parents too you know.

BLAME THE JEWS

That 80% relapse figure, if it's true, is still a hell of a lot better than the some 90-95% pre-Christian art destroyed before the dark age. They destroyed most of the old-growth forest in Europe, killed heretics, and destroyed the same sophisticated architecture crusader larpers claim to be the pinnacle of European culture. It happens that Christianity has been separated from the state and reformed, but now they're so pussified that they roll over to non-white invaders in the name of tolerance and possible conversion. Practice your cult in the desert where it belongs.

Because they were raised by retards.
Seriously. I know a lot of people whose parents just yelled at then to clean their room, despite never showing them how. Basic life skills that are supposed to be taught at a young age never were, so you have a bunch of kids with high technical skills (thanks internet) and no life skills.

This bullshit daycare in the OP is just capitalizing on that. As an adult you can easily learn to do these things if you merely recognize the problem. Building good habits takes time, not money.

>pulls number out of ass
>pre-Christian
>dark ages
>old-growth forest in Europe
>killed heretics

Fuck off back to Varg you little lemming.

I think drug addicts and alcoholics relapse more often than 80%, it sounds pretty good.

These kids haven't been raised and we should give the parents some "treatment" as well

>results are mixed
>80% relapse

"mixed"

One year. Just one year under my guidance will teach these brats a lesson.

Remind us which comes first. Your race, or Jesus?

This especially with the technology in these times all these tasks can be easily learned and done. I can look up how to cook on the internet for example.

This is what the left does. The create problems that don't exist then create cottage industries to treat those "problems" almost always coming at the taxpayers expense.

Allah, what the fuck is the internet? You can learn anything by searching.

They don't care because they know that they don't matter.

Its actually a combination of parental neglect and that void being filled with the internet.

You should know this.

because their parents let the state raise them, and the state raised them to be easily controlled, unthinking retards.

Do you know the greatest commandment?
Do you know the second greatest commandment?

It's the essence of all the prophets and laws of God.

"“Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”"

Amen , preach brother!!! Chrisitianity is the path to a successful and fulfilling life. May God bless everyone in this thread!! It is never to let to accept Jesus and God in your life, the fear of God will keep you on the right path!!!

This is what its like in school nowadays
everyone is too stupid or just doesn't give a fuck so
teachers find shit like this to keep the retards attention

Exactly. You can look up literally everything from Google from boiling an egg to how to damn tie your shoelaces.

Neglected by their parents, who put them in shit tier daycares and public schools instead of actually raising them properly.

Our mothers were crazy whores, our fathers were absent and/or emotionally distant, our fat ugly feminists teachers told us our penis's made us bad boys

The girls were taught they didn't really need to put any effort into anything as long as they are pretty.

We didn't grow up seeing the hard work necessary to live a middle class life. We saw the fruits of that labor but not the labor. The hard work missed a generation. We were raised in a flawed but decadent society that didn't instil us that hard work was necessary. We were taught about heroes, bogeymen and how daddy government is there to ensue you equality of outcome/opportunity and to make so you never fall on our face. Nothing is your fault, and we will help you if you need it. Oh and capitalism is evil so why work hard? We got you bruh.

>christ chan isnt real
i would probably stop fapping to traps if i had someone like her in my life ;_;

>art therapy
With the state "art" is in now it is no wonder this rehab shit is useless.

> . I have been on all continents except Africa and Australia.

So you've been on 3 including the one you were born in

> I am currently looking for a part-time job
Kekworthy conclusion to the i'm not like other millennials ragepost

>Christians are nigger loving cucks who can't even keep their own children in the faith
>and ye shall know them by their fruits

Well that settles that.

Millennials grew up with pop culture singing the lie of aspirational living, you got to have the newest clothes, the flashiest gadgets and the nicest stuff. They watched shows where were people their age were living in massive, well appointed apartments, going out and having coffee/drinks/dinner every night and never seemed to have to work for it.
Then others in their peer group bought into the lie, usually on credit cards and loans and it just became normal, why keep your perfectly fine year old ifruit phone when for half a grand you can get the newest model.
They feel in their bones that they are entitled to a nice, easy life, everyone else on twitter, instagram and fuckface has one so why not them, they are worth it after all, yolo senpai.

>North America
>South America
>Europe
>Asia
>3
Ancap education.

Yes, you're a millennial, you're about half a decade too old to be Gen Z

We were raised partially without the internet. we saw how much easier the internet made everything. we saw the rapid rise in technology. we got lazy and cock. If the internet made everything so much easer, why work in a few years technology will just save us from having to do that shit.

just bullshit yourway through school get your shtity little four year degree and you will land your first job doing NOTHING related to your major so it doesn't matter what you study. But you MUST go to college!

Things will always improve later. Dont worry about hygeine or getting a girl friend now, you are already fucked socially in this town. Things will be better in college.

Flash forward 7-10 years and i have that shitty little degree and after years of temporariy gigs, shitty part time retail jobs and more pointless school you finally don't live with your parents and are living in a shitty little apartment without out a laundry maching (exasberating your poor luandring/cleaning work ethic) eating fast food almost every meal when you finally force yoursel fto eat food because you are so lazy) and working a shitty min wage job at night in a warehouse.

but hey, at least don't live with my parents. Baby steps! Step one was always to not live in filth, but i haven't achieved that yet.

I haven't showered since friday and i am sitting here on my futon smoking a spliff and playing a college football game before work in a few hours. Such is life.

Perhaps I would be among the 20% who this recovering program would help. Or I would meet people just like me and become friends with them and we both would be even less likely to be a functional member of society b/c now we have each other why make normie friends and be normal

Late 20s/not using degree/live in filth/no qt=girlfriend since middle school/virgin

The lads and I are about to get gassed! I got to wear this dumb ass mask and I cant see XD #trenchfoot #FUCKKAISERANDFUCKWHITEPEOPLE

N(o)
S(uch)
A(gency)

I know you find things that your parents did while raising you, weren't things a responsible adult would have done.

Jesus Christ isn't your physical father or mother.

Jesus Christ is your savior and it's time that you stop being a bad person and repent of your sins before judgement day.

Can tell you EXACTLY why that remission rate is 80%

>kids ruined by lifetimes of sheltering and taught to be entitled by parents showering with lavish unearned gifts
>never required to take responsibility
>never challenged
>blames others for the consequences of his own poor life choices?

Well we got the cure! At our big boy camp we will
>take your money and spend it on your grown child at exhorbitant rates
>provide an open easy going non challenging atmosphere
>tell him its not his fault his life hasnt worked out, blame negative vibes that destroy self actualization
>feed them vitamins

>Huh.... thats wierd.... 80% of our patients just continue to act like spolied coddled irresponsible twats. Wonder why, maybe we didnt give em enough b12 in the wheatgrass smoothies.......

>travelled all over the world
>doesn't have a job
yep, you're a useless millenial

>26
What the fuck else would you be

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>can´t show up on time
how many of these are shit skins?