>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Keys checked. In early for Adam Hours so let the mayhem begin. Uh Ohh bring some more forms...
>dead body removal
Owen Collins
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Matthew Myers
nice!
Robert Lopez
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Ryan Hill
Free Fire Zone Edition
Jace Murphy
This thread is being hijacked in favor of /npdscg/ - Naperville police department scanner General
>shots fired! Shots fired! Oh wait it looks like it's a drunk lawyer or doctor shooting into the air. Cancel that 10-13 all clear. No male blacks in sight.
Jordan Mitchell
CALLING ALL STATIONS. CALLING ALL STATIONS.
SEND RAHM'S ADDRESS SEND RAHM'S ADDRESS
Samuel Mitchell
Posted wrong one... >already have a topless
Ryder Flores
Person shot 4346 marshville
Austin Young
>garage
It's popping off early
Nathaniel Lopez
Chasing a MALE HISPANIC at 53rd and Ashland. Black Ford Focus took off Northbound.
Bentley Peterson
>person shot multiple tickets. 42 and Ashland >crash at at 43 and Ashland people bailed >emergency male spic ran from Autozone
whew
Cameron Bailey
Where is Naperville.
Connor Mitchell
So it's a Monday in Back of the Yards.
Jayden King
Chicagoland, West and slightly South of the center of Chicago.
Aaron Butler
Had the Fed(ora)s started working yet? Check yo keys, Roberts!
Levi Watson
same old same...keeping Adam busy
Lincoln Gonzalez
what happens when you integrate a big city:
niggers, spicks, ragheads, everywhere
a bunch of brown-skinned thugs take over
Dominic James
>hopping away on one foot
Ryan Gonzalez
obligatory robert post
Christian Howard
Has there been any update on the FBI getting carjacked last night?
Brody Rogers
>At least two people shot
Charles Brooks
we got a hobbled mexican jumping bean
Nicholas Anderson
Naperville is western suburb in the Chicagoland area. Pretty nigger free until Chicago chimps out
Adam Collins
CHECK YO KEYS
Charles Flores
>AK47 shooting Wew
Oliver Young
That's at least the third AK call this weekend. Robert had to put one of them down already.
Cooper Brooks
>Victim Roberto calling all his friends. Shooter was using an AK-47 gang war tonight
Adrian Wood
>just grab this little fuck!
Ayden Evans
Time for some real Adam hours.
Jason Turner
Good evening Roberts
Ryan Phillips
I bet this is where the Fed's stolen stuff will turn up
Male Black got his hands on some heat last night, prepares his homeboys with all the ammo in the car.
Jackson Long
2 known Saints at the hospital in Trauma
Chase Anderson
9-10AM local
key counter: 0 spanish interpreter requests: 3 burglar alarm: 10 >schizophrenic man causing a scene >ambulance for drunkard >CA license plate, noncompliant >domestic battery, male caller in tears >second call = same building as above but completely different domestic >expired plates, registered to Hernando Dominguez >police are now taxi service, giving people rides >"[officer 1] you speak spanish?" (Why the fuck would he, he's black) >"[officer 2] you speak spanish?" "No I only speak United States" >someone cutting utility lines at caller's location >"male white, intense balding" >male 25-30 having shortness of breath in the subway >a bunch of kids tell dispatch good morning through officer's radio :) >luis gonzales refusing to leave >lady dead in apt, pronounced at 5AM >van driven around with handgun, possible gang activity >domestic, caller says mom battered him >burglary in progress, juanita roman "oh wait disregard, prank call"
Aaron Richardson
Also apparently an FBI agent had their car with valuable things stolen at a gas station today
10-11AM local
key counter: 3 spanish interpreter requests: 5 burglar alarm: 13 >male white found dead in residence >domestic, father's on the way home while son tried taking pills to suicide >mental issue patient starts fire, people screaming in vicinity >audi driving recklessly >battery in progress, man kicking man's head in the street >drive-by: male black and older white fire several shots at group of male blacks >two tickets created for same event, confusion ensues >male black broke into a blue lincoln >10 minutes of discussion trying to get real location of a domestic >shooting in the boost mobile store, 4 male blacks >"it doesn't matter anymore" >dispatch says she's got a "special domestic" for officer >man down in alleyway, ambulance requested >(later on confirmed for F) >nurse calling about schizophrenic male off medication, threatening behavior >unrelated, male hispanic threw cup of urine in caller's car and is currently following her >domestic involving a caregiver and 95 y/o person >hispanic officer gets ticket from dispatch "thanks, I'll get you a mojito later" >other officers chime in "and some batteries" "and love" >man breaking things, caller says mental issues unlikely >2 male blacks stole merchandise from treasure island >hispanic officer with open key keeps saying "oh yeah" over and over >car with open windows sitting there 5 days >suspicious truck cruising through alleys >person walked in with gunshot wound to hand >man threatens to blow up building if he didn't get gas to his apartment >lady won't leave store >domestic, person with a gun at police academy >black challenger/charger involved in shooting >male black threatening suicide >domestic, aggressor took phone away from victim while on the line >van with doors open 2 days >male black tried robbing store friday, seen shopping there today >did anyone get to dealing with those prostitutes? (No)
Aiden Walker
11-12PM local
key Counter: 0 spanish interpreter requests: 1 burglar alarm: 12 >confused elderly woman, russian interpreter requested >male white laying down in bus stop, not responding (F) >shirtless male white throwing garbage around in alley >apparently he's done this multiple times >dispatch already getting sassy >charger found, gun on passenger seat >can't break into car for evidence, don't wanna lose in court >[to officer] "whatever you think is right" >"oh we're definitely not gonna go there" >woman on drugs yelling at customers was shot >auto accident, someone trying to flee scene >couple having sex in car near railroad tracks >someone broke into caller's building, went into apt. and never came out >auto accident, both cars undriveable >weeb black carrying some kind of sword walking around with heavy female black >turned out to be an umbrella >male black walking northbound, nothing else to report >confused 80y/o female hispanic trying to get home >15 males fighting in the street >4 male blacks robbed someone before call disconnected >domestic battery+mental combo at same location, two callers >car accident, drivers refusing to exchange information >"will someone PLEASE go explain the rules to them?" >robbery in progress in alley >mercedes SUV being assaulted by a buick in the drivethru of a wendy's >this turned into physical assault 5 min later >male black with a gun in a gold infiniti, other male blacks selling drugs in proximity >male black off his meds just admitted to molesting kids years ago, currently wants to have sex with them >naming error, Bill vs William causes headache >male white laying in bushes, not moving >female black, Crystal, wanted for robbery
Oliver Gonzalez
12PM-1PM local (I was on the phone for 20 minutes, then left work)
key counter: spanish interpreter request: >male black put unknown object under jeep then fled >male hispanic wanted for theft >officer on foot in pursuit of suspect >people burning trash in yard, pitbull chained up >child calls police, says someone's snooping around house >group of males fighting on corner >panhandler calling people names when they refuse to give money >caller says woman drinking on stoop and threatening her, may have a gun >man screams at caller every time they approach >stolen ford fusion driven by male black spotted, has access to firearms >>>>>>time gapdomestic, male howling at girlfriend >>>>>time gap
Parker Nguyen
1-2PM local
key counter: 2 spanish interpreter requested: 0 burglar alarm: 7 >fight in progress in store >50y/o man passed out holding his side, chest pain (F) >chevy cruze driving erratically/recklessly >male hispanic trying to break into caller's apartment >auto accident, ambulances needed >male black with hello kitty backpack causing disturbance in front of Target >man overdosing on heroin in front of the fruit stand (took 2 grams since last night) >10y/o with crying baby in a minivan for about an hour >shots heard in alleyway >caller's neighbor drunk and making threats >shots fired, slow it down >tracy williams wants a ride to the hospital >someone saw suspicious person boosting child into window >car accident involving wife of off-duty PO >disturbance in dunkin donuts, ambulance dispatched >males and females causing disturbance outside liquor store >male white with braces asking to see people's gas bills >blue bike stolen by male black, altercation in progress >people dumping trash on caller's property >suspicious car, female sitting inside since 10AM >burglar+fire alarm combo >shirtless male hispanic on foot following caller in mustang somehow
Brody Torres
2-3PM local
open key: 1 spanish interpreter: 0 burglar alarms:1 >shirtless male black running around >kids climbing on road signal equipment, trespassing >domestic, 14y/o twins fighting >5 guys fighting with bats outside white castle >agitated man with grenade >male black with a gun, gang potential >female black entered caller's bedroom without permission >kids using foul language >caller says daughter and boyfriend arguing >landlord punched caller in eye >kids asking for money, harassing people who refused >2 shots fired >10 male blacks fighting in parking lot >female black officer freaking out over traffic light blinking yellow >shoplifter at walgreens >male blacks shooting fireworks around block >man in wheelchair falling asleep/begging for money >8 shots fired >people throwing fireworks at cars >fucked up electric box affecting power to an area >confused woman leaves hospital, later found at firehouse >male client beligerent because he got caught accepting drugs at location >dispatch freaks out over not knowing where officer is taking her lunch >reckless female driver speeding in jeep >person with a knife >30y/o person hit in face with a brick
Christopher Perry
3-4PM local
key counter: spanish interpreter burglary alarm: >3 car accident, unknown injuries, drugs removed from vehicles >male hispanic in alley with gun, caller owes him money >9 male blacks flashed gun at caller, asked about gang affiliation >no one actually went to pick that confused woman at the hospital >dispatch goes WHOOAAAOOOHHH, laughter ensues >black officer doesn't have grasp on traffic rerouting, male black officer has to help her out >homeless male laying on sidewalk >male black wearing all black doing something shady >male black blocking sidewalk >3 male blacks physically fighting in front of wal-mart >>>>>>NAP TIME at 5:15 EST
Levi Parker
Ty Based Stenographeranon
Samuel Richardson
dispatch >i gotta hand out some jobs
Ethan Sanchez
Did you take notes on the scanner all day?
Thomas Reyes
Yeah, I was bored at work and took a half day. I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow
Oliver Stewart
The FBI carjacking was early morning. The valuables were two Glocks, an M4, SWAT gear, and a large quantity of ammo.
Lincoln Diaz
That's quite a haul for your average chimp.
Jason Torres
Thanks for the roundup
Owen Howard
Evening, Adams.
Heading to the gym, will be back in time for late Adams' hilarity.
Jack Scott
>24 rounds out here
Jaxon Myers
7 rounds
Thomas Walker
>do we have a condition on these two knuckleheads
Andrew Campbell
>shot in left leg, looks pretty serious
F for artery shot
Luke Perry
I mean someone could take off their belt and try to save him.
Leo Brown
Looks like we may surpass last years 4th of July weekend tally based on heyjackass #s
then the locals and the alderman would be screaming Adam assaulted the poor wounded guy
Jaxson Myers
>4 male whites with mohawks We road warrior now
Carson Reed
>body removal
Cameron Hill
Robert reporting in
Henry Nelson
Punk's not dead
Michael James
>male black firing off shots from the roof of a bulding
Josiah Taylor
>male hispanic masturbating at the computers in the library >seems to happen often in there
Samuel Lee
>Hispanic in the Library >Masturbating to a public computer
Kayden Roberts
>seems to happen often there
Austin Turner
>jerking off to a public computer
which one of you is doing this? you're going to blow our cover
David Howard
did dispatch say... masturbating to commuters?
Liam Nelson
>vehicle contains four firearms and body armor
Another one? FBI car from last night only had 3 guns.
Christian Thomas
Bulletin on the FBI carjacking last night
Justin Stewart
from the second city cop blog... >thanks to a dumb-ass FBI agent, the offender now has a Chevy Equinox, a M4, a Glock 17, a Glock 22, a Glock 27, 2 vests, full tank of gas...
Jace Ross
What are the odds that male black actually manages to hit anyone when he goes full retard with the M4?
Sebastian Moore
and by now they will have been sold off for a pillow case full of drugs. and a grape slurpee
Cooper Green
True, he doesn't know what aim means
Jordan Morris
CATEGORY 2
Austin Diaz
A comment on the Chicago Tribune says they found the contents of the car in another car, but haven't located the FBI agents car yet.
any bodies yet?
Robert Sullivan
Should be a good night tonight!
Kayden Ramirez
Did they retrieved the automatic m4 and two glocknades from the FBI hijacked car?
yeah they can thank Saudis chimping out over Iran selling oil and helping tank the price of oil
Chase Mitchell
Yesterday some drug gangs in a favela shot the police, the bullet hit a woman pregnant, 8 months, it hit`s the vertebra of the babe in the woman`s womb, they managed to save her and get the kid but the doctor said it would be paraplegic, it was on Rio de Janeiro, they spoke about it on TV. Niggers on tv were trying to blame the cops, they didn`t even fire back at the guys that were in the opposite direction.
Nicholas Davis
I thought they were tearing down all the favelas because "muh olympics"
Luis Roberts
for special occasions
Nicholas Carter
That only happens when there`s international coverage. But they arrested a whole police department that had an agreement with the drug dealers yesterday, they received somewhere around 300 to 400 thousand dollars per month so the drug dealers could operate. A snitch gave everyone in the department away in order do reduce his time, it was 100ish people in a particular Rio De Janeiro police department. Well, when they want to get rid of them they usually call the special forces among the cops, they kill a bunch of them, then whatever international event happens but once it`s over other drug dealers take control of those positions, or they strike deals with regular cops. It`s much like "Tropa de Elite" movie, they tried to kill the director of the movie a couple times, calling him a nazi or whatever.
Jaxson Ross
A full auto M4 would be worth some serious cash. Finding a buyer would be the problem.
Isaac Lee
No rain, should be a good night
kek
Nathan Hughes
Disassemble, sell online for bitcoin using an escrow service, obtain gibs since it was stolen from the taxpayer
Justin Morales
I've been looking forward to this thread all day.
Bentley Bell
>she is an alcoholic >banging on the windows
At dusk they chimp.
Ethan Moore
Shits going to get real tonight.
Everyone is going to be drunk, on drugs, and armed.
Plus only 2 days ago half of Chicongo got It's "disability" money
Eli Diaz
Did that shut down ever happen for Illinois? I've been out of the loop for a few days.
Andrew King
I'm sure you can sell a stolen MP5, AR, and couple Glocks very easily in Chiraq.
A stolen gun is a stolen gun, It really doesn't make a difference if It's a cops gun.
Might get another FFV for having a select fire weapon without a tax stamp though
