>Huge gun haul heading for UK stopped at Channel Tunnel
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>NHS patients' data was illegally transferred to Google DeepMind
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>Dog attacks on postmen 'highest in Northern Ireland'
bbc.co.uk
>Vagina surgery 'sought by girls as young as nine'
bbc.co.uk
>Based SAS soldiers 'suspected' of executing unarmed Afghans and covering up potential war crimes
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>Knife-wielding attacker in Paisley assaults two men
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Reminder that brit/pol/ is a politics-free zone. DON'T post about it here.
This thread is for posting your Tinder screenshots and observations about crisps they don't make any more.
first that austerity is a myth that poor people use to justify their bigger flat screen tv and maccies for their 5 kids.
Threads dead to be fair, and the only poltical discussion we have that last more than 2-3 posts is people arguing about their favourite colour tie.
Lads I've wage slaved for a good few years now and thanks to my frugal ways and living with my parents I've managed to save £30,000. How do I best use this money so I don't have to slave away for mr shekelstein for a pittance anymore? Should I learn about the stock market or set up a business or something?
nth for WOP IT OUT
you killed it with your chimp out yesterday about weed
>first that austerity is a myth that poor people use to justify their bigger flat screen tv and maccies for their 5 kids.
Austerity isn't a myth, but it's caused more by a lack or jobs than lack of social welfare.
ohayou senpais...
That's because the heart of the country is almost dead. What can we say now that hasn't already been said?
1. wait for consumer credit centered economic downturn
2. buy cheap stocks at ensuing fire sale
3. profit
Bloody Jews!
Lads I'm sorry. I voted Labour in the last election. I was misguided. In future I'll be abstaining in every election unless a real nationalist party comes along
*blocks your path*
>Costs more than £50k
>Not actually in Durham, in Meadowfield next to/basically in an industrial estate
>"Offers in the region of" means it will be bought by an Arab for £65k and let out to students
>Total fucking shithole
>Barely a house
>Door onto pavement like a fucking shanty town
Nah.
Wasn't it mental illness I was chimping out about yesterday?
Seriously though I wish they still made Tudor crisps.
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You could buy a sweet tank for 30k and the UK cops will have a troubling time trying to prevent you from mowing down every mosque in a 50 mile radius.
Beat the high score, you know what must be done! Go out in a blaze of glory!
What the fuck is that?
mental illness and bennies and weed its hard to differentiate your chimp outs nowdays eddy
Looks like the cave troll from Lord of the Rings
Why are British people so good at satire and social commentary?
It was both.
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fuck me mate don't do that again. State of the people voting for Corbyn..think I'd cry if he got in
You've chimped out a fair bit the last few days. Maybe you really do have depression and need the bennies
This is closer to the truth of my temptations than you realize.
I'm tempted as fuck to do the stupid lotto winner thing and just blow all my savings on something i'll enjoy instead of careful planning for the future.
I've seen you can get BTRs for £5k or vintage T34s for just £44k. Good stuff, Apparently owning tanks and driving them on roads isn't a thing in Yankland despite their insane gun laws.
Best cosplay of "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" ever.
who sent that kik the other day? I posted a pic of Jeremy corbyn and my cock for a laugh and she sent tits
Fair one
It's more me trying to push through the blackpill and trying to see everything as a joke.
Realistically if you bought a tank and went on a killing spree, What is actually there to even stop you? Armed Police, Nah. Spike traps nah
This is a great idea. It won't solve much, as the international "elite" responsible for mass immigration will be still intact and will just import more in a week than you could kill, but it would be a very, very great happening. You certainly wouldn't have to wageslave any more.
Got sun burn today for fucks sake
I assume that getting hold of a working armed tank would be quite difficult though.
Lads, I'm genuinely worried about Muslims on public transport. Is there an acceptable age that you would allow your daughter to travel alone? Would she be safer if she wore a headscarf?
nah theyd have to grenade you inside or rpg you, but i highly doubt the uk would decide to do that publically. probably let you out and have a nice wee chat with you
It was the first one I could find on my phone. I wouldn't buy it either but if it was a choice between that shithole and paying £1000 to rent a room in a shared flat in London and having to work 60hrs per week just to keep up I'd take the shitty house
Things that stop tanks. I don't know what they are but I'm sure they exist.
Don't do that. They would ban people from privately owning/buying tanks then.
We are having enough problems with firearms as it is. The police are getting really nosey since Manchester/London but of course they are targeting the wrong people as always.
The solution is to have Chad sons as her brothers. My brothers are big guys and were always there to protect my sister
in the UK you just need your H Class from the DVLA and your good to go.
All Brit tanks come with tea making facilities as standard, so you can even brew up whilst you wreck your local mosques.
Yeah but that might be a couple cities away for being so specialist, its like you could go on for a couple hours fucking people up
Might get this t b h
The firing controls can't work though. And it's hard enough getting a permit to shoot on land, good luck getting a permit to fuck around in a tank.
I'm badly burnt as well. I went swimming in the sea Saturday and Sunday and got burnt so bad my forehead has blistered and has been leaking pus constantly.
See en.m.wikipedia.org
Also this happend where I was
dailymail.co.uk
Before I was there though.
BMP and getting illegal munitions isnt as hard as it seems
Normally I'd put it down to the time of night but there's been an extremely low level of engagement in party-political discussion for some time. There's always a fair level of social-political talk though.
Nice.
Anyone else joining us for the Battle Proms at Hatfield House on the 15th? British music, reenactments, cannons, flybys, parachuting, and there's a Rhodesian mercenary statue on the grounds of the house.
Why would you want to shoot it? You own a tank for Christs sake. Act as a battering ram.
Do many here still read the front page of Sup Forums rather than just searching /brit/? I kind of forgot how retarded the Yanks on here are. Is Brit Chan still going? I'd always hoped everyone would have migrated there years ago before Sup Forums hit the political mainstream.
Mortar investments eh? I've been on that site a few times in my past.
The tanks been there for a few years too though.
A semi auto version of this is technically legal in the UK
You would assume wrong.
Cat H Tracked Vehicles.
gov.uk
Congrats your now "road legal"
As for obtaining?
tanklimo.com
milweb.net
transport-equipment.armybazar.eu
Fairly straightforward.
You silly sods. Carry some sun lotion it's going to get warmer again this week.
That pic is a bit too extreme for UK gun laws tbqhwy
Still legal
'Owen Jones is our generation's Orwell' - The esteemed literary scholar, Russell Brand
I'm turning into one of those creepy old fellas you see around
I am the personification of Albion
Some Yank chap bought a bulldozer and went on a rampage through the city and was only stopped when he crashed through a shop floor into the basement and ghosted himself so the cops couldn't get him.
Yeah I've learnt my lesson now. Had some on today and got swooped by massive seabirds that stole my fish and chips, smashed my pint and my plate, and knocked my table over.
Or i can get a SCUD launcher from shady russian site.
>Buy soviet SCUD launcher
>drive to some shithole in Eastern Europe
>Park it there
>Launch missile at London
>profit
you wont get a house in durham for 50k as its a student city now, go into the surrounding towns theyre cheap 99% white and in the countryside.
i know this as i have family in esh winning and im planning on living around there when i leave sunderland.
>daily mail
Bit misleading images in that article, this is the "command vehicle" (wut?) he took.
Bulldog 432.
Legal yes I know. But insanely OTT
>ywn worship those royal feet
Feels bad man
want jo's feet t b h q h f a m
I know m8 I just used it as an example of a nice northern town
TBQH I preferred her when she used to wank off puppets and shoplift.
The bankas, the bonuses - A scathing criticism of modernity by Russell Brand, PhD.
Newfag tripcode-user 'Eddie' licks piss off of nursing home floors for money.
>royal
Fuck me he actually said that.
Aye, I agree. I live in the North too, spent some time down South and it can just fuck off. But my point was that £50k in Durham is basically impossible.
Are things on the up for anyone?
no
Anonymongs are ruder to me when I actually try to contribute... hmmm
Yes, the mussies and blacks
gays and liberal trash think they have it good but in 30 years (or less) they'll all be killed with machetes by non whites just like every white person
Things You will never have.
Satan
>still writing
>Not submitted
Yeah nah
That's not bad desu, though Peterlee is a shithole. Spent a few weeks on a job there, fuck all to do, chavs, shit pubs and ended up shagging a 35ish year old skank who pretty much stalked me for 6 months after
yes
kys poorthener
Those granny bashers are very Chaddish looking
Not much of a criticism. Russell is just about crazy enough to buy into the whole Jew thing, but he always gets sidetracked by moral issues. They are important, yes, but honestly if he focused on the economic issues seriously then he might actually get somewhere useful.
Imagine if he actually articulated anti-global commercialism in a sensible way. He could do some good for once.
That wasn't the sort of up I wanted to hear.
Reverse Satan.
Tinder sluts killed the millennials
I wonder how spectacularly Gen Z will implode
The GCHQ is delicious, you must try some!
Such decadence.
I think this meme is a secret GCHQ plot.
>They don't like drugs or gay marriage, and they HATE tattoos: Is 'Generation Z' the most conservative since WW2?
dailymail.co.uk
Let's hope they don't lad.
You're actually trying to contribute because we've become so hostile towards you. Any rudeness you experience tonight is just backlash from you acting like such a penis for the past 5 days. I'm going to leave you be, however, as I recognise your behaviour as a symptom of blackpill sickness and I do sympathise.
I really do hate tattoos.
Honestly look at Sunderland, some of the houses are amazing and are cheap as chips. If you could get around living in Sunderland that is, it's an acquired taste lol.
Decided to order myself a crossbow to fight off the muslim horde when it finally happens.
Any other nanny state legal weapons to get?