>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
inb4 male black Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist Own prisons & cemetaries globally Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city) Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear. Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.
Matthew Powell
Checked
William Lewis
>gangbangers in escalades and tahoes
Oliver Miller
>fireworks at the gas station
Connor Sullivan
1st for shooting fireworks off at the gas station
my OC!
Grayson Lewis
...
Jaxson Jenkins
>>gangbangers in escalades and tahoes we ridin spinnas
Andrew Carter
locations single
Jaxon Richardson
Walgreens
Carter Adams
Are you negro hunters who exploit fireworks as a cover up for killing black people?
Thomas Harris
stereo types exist for a reason >wallgreens, intoxicated male insulting customers shit I should play bingo
Anthony Ramirez
check'em.jpg
Gavin Barnes
...
Josiah Richardson
>Are you negro hunters who exploit fireworks as a cover up for killing black people? checked they thought it would be good cover for their crimes but it backfired
Adam Rodriguez
Holy shit KEK. I was hoping for a "no" as an answer.
Xavier Clark
descriptions single
Cooper Lewis
sshhh! We use fireworks to flush 'em out into the open.
Aaron Morris
Backstory?
I'm serious when asking.
Luke Harris
Interstellar Ozzy
Parker Watson
>looks like it's a house fire
Asher Harris
Have we started the fire?
Gavin Perry
meant for
Dominic Wood
>5555 Actually... That should've been my post:
Tyler Howard
Thanks OP. Digits check out.
Gabriel Walker
It's all been burning since the negroes been learning
Jordan Phillips
Bane?
Jack Jackson
no backstory but it sounded like nigger logic to me
Michael Nelson
Why are you guys so obsessed with chicago? Do you really think this is representative of the entire country? Basically 1/3 of all serious crime in the country happens in this one city. I'd say we're doing pretty good.
Juan Foster
>male black choking male hispanic
Oliver Scott
SOMEONE INTENTIONALLY CUTTING OFF ROBERT? INTENTIONALLY MURKING UP HIS TRANSMISSION?
Alexander Green
Robert's a big guy
Jason Russell
Just listen to the scanner and have fun.
Isaac Rodriguez
one word Robert... >schadenfreufe
Wyatt Adams
>Male black choking a male hispanic Wew, pack it up boys, let`s go home, problem is solving itself if male black suffers and accident afterwards or gets killed hin revenge.
Hunter Rodriguez
You misunderstood the question or I misexplained myself. I meant to ask: >are you people working for a collective named ROBERT that hunts negroes once a year with the help of fireworks as a cover-up?
Josiah Russell
ROBERT CANNOT BE STOPPED ROBERT CANNOT BE CONTAINED
Asher Ramirez
Do we have a substances card?
Wyatt Long
I've been listening on and off today, niggers were shooting at each other before noon and about 4 hours ago male hispanic was jacking off in the library.
Justin Richardson
Any thy lord came upon us, and blessed be the family of Robert, Brother of Adam, listener of Sassy and thy lady crabby. Thy not fear, thy keys be checked on earth as in dispatch, with Sup Forums we listen. amen.
>Templar Jesus Robert for duty. I missed most of this weekend, how bad was it?
Carter White
nope but if you give me 25 items i will throw one together
Camden Johnson
because it's the capital of the midwest, almost every midwest burger is familiar with it chicago.
also guaranteed habbenings. every. single. night.
i also used to listen to this scanner then show up to sites IRL for funsies, so it brings back memories
Hunter Baker
Sounds like it's gonna be a fun night, for us......
Juan Powell
Here's a blank 4th of July card for anyone who wants to build their own.
Isaiah Brown
>niggers were shooting at each other before noon >checks heyjackass com >only 7 people shot so far today
Jose Davis
they are cutting off the SGT on purpose
Chase Fisher
Maypole check
Nathan Cooper
Bump for background
Robert Johnson
wonder who he pissed off?
Elijah Jackson
I'm totally planning a trip to chicongo to do Sup Forums autism level tourism. I wonder if Robert would ever let us do a 10-20 person ride along event as a meet up kinda deal.
Benjamin Murphy
I imagine it's just good natured trolling
Jordan Clark
Pls don't end up getting some local girl pregnant
Jonathan Long
>some kind of fire on the sidewalk
Kayden Lopez
it's kinda surreal when you show up to the shootings before the cops do. also fun talking to the media guys.
Nah we just listen to the scanner. The people hunting negroes tonight are other nogs and hispanic gangs.
John Lewis
burn them sidewalks
Adam Smith
Anything's possible in chicongo
Tyler Young
i beat you to it jesus robert > on a jet plane this month >cubs tickets > going to get a pic and buy a station donuts
Adrian Nguyen
Phew For a moment I thought you were for real.
Carson Ramirez
love that movie....
he was also great in Prisoners...
William Adams
FIRE is ROLLING
Andrew Cooper
>mfw when I'll get to crack open a cold one with robert
Carter Bell
was nice knowing you
>changed middle card at the bottom other was more of a day card
Joshua Reed
>Noelle is calling because she was driving slow Is this the voice of a witness?
Nicholas Parker
> offender's name is achookie morris
Jason Robinson
>420
Angel Flores
>niggers were shooting at each other before noon and about 4 hours ago male hispanic was jacking off in the library.
Kevin Phillips
I had a bootleg of that, but for some reason I could never manage too get through it without falling asleep.
Josiah Russell
shit's blowing up in Slavtown
David Garcia
>achookie morris oh these made up names user, hahah...ha...ehhh, oh god
Tyler Stewart
>intoxicated boyfriend has a butcher knife
Wyatt Gray
Gesundheit
Cooper Reed
>male black is intoxicated and has a buttcher knife
Eli Stewart
How early do the niggers go into action tomorrow?
David Sanchez
I need a quick rundown Sup Forums
Jonathan Turner
Right now
Charles Scott
Why are people (yes Niggers, spics, and some whites) such drama queens with fires, knives, etc. Just do your drugs in your basement like the rest of us while watching Youtube clips. I know I will get the typical Sup Forums response but why does it seem like people can't control themselves.
Samuel Taylor
>loud mexican music
Hudson Watson
>loud mexican music, blowing off m80's... >popies safe robbed.
>It's 4th of July in Chicago. >Police can't tell the difference between fireworks and gunshots.
Aaron Cruz
> not sure but 12 noon i would think aint no nigger worth his cornbread is gangbangin befor noon
Aaron Hill
Like cops but better
Thomas Nguyen
>Just do your drugs in your basement like the rest of us while watching Youtube clips. I know I will get the typical Sup Forums response but why does it seem like people can't control themselves. Reclusive autistic shit is the everyday bread of Anglocucks.
True Mediterranean master race, Latinos and Negroes love to party, chill out on the streets and are not repressed people when it comes to feelings... So they love to speak up and act upon them.
Lucas Kelly
why ask why Robert? Nogs gonna Nog, simple as that. It's why I live in a (almost) exclusively white neighborhood.
I'm certain those were transported to another city. There's no way a nignogger would be dumb enough to try and sell stolen guns in the same place he stole them from....
Mason Miller
Security is holding robbery suspect
Brody Lee
FBI getting carjacked by male black bad...so breddy gud
Parker Cox
like cops with butter
Sebastian Lopez
I may be reclusive but I don't have a criminal record and I have tons of money. I think I made the right decisions. Why fuck with Chicago police they seem as trigger happy as the gang bangers.
Joshua Adams
finally 4chn not tryin to keep me down nigger logic wasn't directed at you cpd no bully zone
Kayden Walker
When they say 11 13
Are they using codes or are they just street numbers?
