DPRK SUCCESSFULLY TESTS FIRST ICBM

allthingsnuclear.org/dwright/north-korea-appears-to-launch-missile-with-6700-km-range
>So if the reports are correct, that same missile could reach a maximum range of roughly 6,700 km (4,160 miles) on a standard trajectory.
>That range would not be enough to reach the lower 48 states or the large islands of Hawaii, but would allow it to reach all of Alaska.

FUCK YES BOYS

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It fizzled out into the ocean. They fail.

>They fail.
Uh, no.

but they could sell a missile to durkas who don't much care where it hits

>uh, no
oh sweetie

I can't even.

>I can't even
Honey...

This is getting boring
Nuke them or stop complaining, fuck
>don't you better not do it again by god
>does it again
>loser!
>does it again
>I'm telling China on you

They where testing the radius of their missile, not trying to launch nuclear war

so China helps them out with other stuff, but not that eh, and what they give a list of things for China to help them out with food, materials, clothing, electronics, missle textbooks, and China just ignores the last bit?

Sweetie pie.....

oh, oh munchkin muffin...

Don't forget that it can probably be sub launched

So combine the sub range of a small diesel on to it

Hawaii is definitely in reach.

China helps them through Iran.

Iran and Norks share tech, which both got from China.

>they made an ICBM not explode

This is like the shit with the Kennedy's but the communists we're dealing with this time are somehow more autistic

BREAKING NEWS BOYS
INDEPENDENCE DAY DINNER WILL BE NK

The end of US is near. God bless Putin and god bless Kim.

we will nuke russia
death to russia, death to the gooks, death to islam

Just be done with Pyongyang already.

Dude theses are Chinese tests

>Can't reach California
who cares

>N.Korean Sub

go to be darling

Major announcement 6:30 utc

Can they touch you Sup Forums?

how based would it be if we blew nk to smithereens on 4th of july

No california, bummer

But hey it will reach the planned white ethno state of Alaska xD

We better stop memeing this NK shit

houston is safe, i hope they blow up so cal

STRATEGIC
PATIENCE'S
HAS
FAILED

I think North Korea might have fudged the bucket this time.

>live just on the other side of 5
maybe?

kek nice one

It flew for forty minutes on its intended path; a high parabolic ballistic trajectory.

That's a fucking Hwasong-12. It's an IRBM, not an ICBM.

t. Fellow at a Beltway think tank.

If I shot a model rocket across the Strait of Gibraltar, would it be considered an ICBM?

>all those dongs
There's no way that's real

F

I dare them to attack CA
I don't think they have the balls to hit Los Angeles, the barrio section

>fat dong

Seconded. Rid us of Cali, pls

I thought this was their x ICBM? What were all the others?

Shut up, sweet tits.

They do NOT have the technology. You really believe they have a missile guidance system that can reach the US??

You're an idiot.

Then he has nothing to lost at this point and should hit LA or SF, and do us a favor before we're "forced" to take action for such a horrible event.

>t. fellow at a beltway think tank

tell me mister fellow why the fuck are we in Korea in the first place?

lel

wtf? is that woah wait no way
IS THE EARTH REALLY FLAT??
HOLY COW

It's an ICBM
.

No, it isn't.
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Those bastards better be ale to hit California.

I'd talk about the US' defense system, but the past two times they tested it it passed then failed. They even admitted it has a 50% success rate.

Oh snookums ;3

Can we go to war now? Please?

The only missile that could hit us would have to come from the inside. Anything shot through the air would be taken down within minutes, even seconds. we have secret tech for that shit.

they have shit that is not public, that works 100% of the time.

It can't reach Los Angeles, California :(.

They actually have a pretty large sub fleet. Well, large for a country like them I guess.

>ICBM
>capable of carrying zero payload to the ocean
More like a fucking ICM, yeah I see 'im.

for some reason there are people who honestly believe a missile would be mistaken for fireworks if its done tomorrow

Kim can touch me with his long dong

Ploomsy wumsy hun bun

For the same reason we were in any country in the Cold War; to stop Communism.

We're still there now because via the UN, we became the Security Grantor of RoK.

san diego plox

T H I C C

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big kim showing who's boss

I've been waking up wishing NK would try Trump. I would love to see those stupid gooks get nuked and Russia reclaim it

>preventive measure

Then we'll have to see when someone tries to launch missiles at the US.

you are gonna look like a huge retard in an hour or so when it's official

broadway road

That's why I think trump is pushing for space. Wouldn't surprise me if we already know the location of all their subs with our satellites. We have a couple thousand up there.

where the fuck is he getting so much money that he can run new icbm tests every 2 months or so WHAT THE FUCK

>North Korea about to knock 5 electoral votes of California

big pappy china and i think NK main export is black market shit so

I bet trump is really pissed they decided to do their test on the 4th of july.

if not today then tomorrow north korea will be glassed out of existence

>For the same reason we were in any country in the Cold War; to stop Communism.
Is that just a fancy way of saying to subsidize the oligarchy?

That's a dangerous game, though. Ever hear of Kessler syndrome?

They sell coal to China. I've heard they're also huge exporter of meth and weed.

>refuse to let the jew enter your country
>deny the holocaust
>race realists
>ultra-nationalists
>tell the UN to go fuck themselves
>make weapons and sell them even though US threatens you with annihilation
why does /nu/pol hate BK so much?

would not suprise me

This is absolutely routine for the DPRK. They launch tests on American and RoK holidays like clockwork.

My tank was expecting this, although I was in the minority expecting it to be an underground nuke test (we all agree one is way overdue and think they may have a problem with their fissile material processing thanks to a Stuxnet-like virus in their Intranet).

>You really believe they have a missile guidance system that can reach the US??
I don't know if anybody knows that outside DPRK.

nu/pol/ is 100% paid info-ops. It really is that simple.

>t. Fellow at a Beltway think tank.
Isn't that reason enough to kill you immediately?

sometime ago I think it was VICE that ran a story about how you could find north koreans working construction in the shitholes of eastern europe

cuba also does this, their doctors working down here in the jungle get paid shit since their government takes like a 90% cut, with north korea it's an even better deal since it's in euro

But you know that NK has some submarines that are or will be able to start them?

It's more of a Crony-Capitalist Plutocratic Noocracy than an Oligarchy.

Oh no, not Alaska.
What about the ice!?

Right, fair enough.

What's up mike egghead always knew you posted on here lol

>talks about range
>never seen anything close to it

Just because my car has 100,000 miles on it, it doesn't mean it can do it in one trip. The hardest part is being able to navigate it without me beimg in the driver's seat... oh god EVERY NORKIE MISSLE HAS A NORKIE PILOT!

hahaahah
>tfw when u realize the reach is a perfect circle in the azymuthal projection
flat earth bois

Ohhhhh.... Dr. Gilens, the DoP Proff at Princeton?

Marxist idiot. My tank doesn't even review his works. He also supports BAMN and Antifa and drives a fucking Prius.

It's pretty cool that Un went to a European university. How badass would it be to have unknown son of a leader as a roommate.

No Joy on that ID, Goose. I chip from the other side of the pond. I'm an Eastern European Specialist from a country most Yanks think is a Chinese ripoff of Seaworld.

It's cute when you used-policy salesmenchildren stamp your feet and cry. It really shows that think tanks all need to get the Charlie Hebdo treatment.

You're dumb as fuck if you think they're going to hit a land mass with it until they're 100% ready to spawn some mushroom clouds.

Christianity is growing in SK and I don't want them to be persecuted under a communist regime

Read the peer reviews of Gilens' works. Even in his own circles, he's mocked.

I don't know a single Beltway Gang -on any side of The Aisle- that doesn't view his name attached to a file as Spam.

If it traveled at least 5500km past the strait, yes.

200k troops trained in unconventional warfare.
amerifats lost before the war started.

FUCK YEAH WE GOIN TA WOR

>amerifats lost before the war started.
How? Perpetuating strategic instability in Afroeurasia is the ultimate American imperative.

No because Africa begins at thr Pyrenees.

you shipped all your industry to china. what happens when you start a war with north korea, a chinese ally?