4th of July

ITT non Americans wish Americans a happy birthday.

We don't need their wishes

SHART

O SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT,
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL'D AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING, WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCH'D WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING? AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMB BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE,
O SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?
ON THE SHORE DIMLY SEEN THROUGH THE MISTS OF THE DEEP WHERE THE FOE'S HAUGHTY HOST IN DREAD SILENCE REPOSES, WHAT IS THAT WHICH THE BREEZE, O'ER THE TOWERING STEEP, AS IT FITFULLY BLOWS, HALF CONCEALS, HALF DISCLOSES? NOW IT CATCHES THE GLEAM OF THE MORNING'S FIRST BEAM, IN FULL GLORY REFLECTED NOW SHINES IN THE STREAM,
'TIS THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER - O LONG MAY IT WAVE O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!
AND WHERE IS THAT BAND WHO SO VAUNTINGLY SWORE,
THAT THE HAVOC OF WAR AND THE BATTLE'S CONFUSION
A HOME AND A COUNTRY SHOULD LEAVE US NO MORE?
THEIR BLOOD HAS WASH'D OUT THEIR FOUL FOOTSTEP'S POLLUTION. NO REFUGE COULD SAVE THE HIRELING AND SLAVE
FROM THE TERROR OF FLIGHT OR THE GLOOM OF THE GRAVE, AND THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER IN TRIUMPH DOTH WAVE O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE.
O THUS BE IT EVER WHEN FREEMEN SHALL STAND
BETWEEN THEIR LOV'D HOME AND THE WAR'S DESOLATION!
BLEST WITH VICT'RY AND PEACE MAY THE HEAV'N RESCUED LAND PRAISE THE POWER THAT HATH MADE AND PRESERV'D US A NATION! THEN CONQUER WE MUST, WHEN OUR CAUSE IT IS JUST,
AND THIS BE OUR MOTTO - "IN GOD IS OUR TRUST,"
AND THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER IN TRIUMPH SHALL WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE.

Happy birthday, burgers.

>being this butthurt for 250 years

But I got you this cake :(
Well Happy Bithday anyway

Gonna bump this shit

Happy birthday America-san!

Hello father.

You need more butthurt cream?

:)

Burn an American flag day

I thought since you faggots like Confederacy so much (i.e. the side that fought against the United States), then you might also regret being separated from the Brits. Rule Britannia, americans.

Come on guys, dad is just getting old and cranky let him be.

Just because the CSA tried to court Britain as an ally in the Civil war doesn't mean that they regretted the original declaration.

God bless America, also Hillary fucking won!

Happy 4th of July guys ;)

Hell no, the US caused the kike takeover

Yeah, sure thing Mohammad. Remind me when I should care.

To be or not to be, that is the question for your butthole, once I'm done with it.

Death to America.

Blame the Romans, Egyptians, and Babylonians for not genociding them when they were relatively contained.

But we do want their cakes. So stop ruining it for the rest of us.

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don't care burger

Happy 4th !!!

MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
OF THEE I SING
LAND WHERE MY FATHERS DIED
LAND OF THE PILGRIM'S PRIDE
FROM EVERY MOUNTAINSIDE
LET FREEDOM RING

Happy international burger day faggots

I already do, but they're not around asking to be praised

Thank you my good sir.How was July 1st for you?

Yeah, you do Hans. We live in your block like head every single day.

Happy birthday America!

Happy birthday Consumerism!!

Please adopt me

Fuck off

Happy Birthday burgers!