Why are millennials so doomed?
Why are millennials so doomed?
Brandon King
Henry Davis
could they find an uglier bitch for the front page of their magazine?
Brandon Murphy
At least we won't be rotting in a grave anytime soon
Oliver Jones
They're not. Every generation thinks the generation after them is shit. I think Plato or one of the Greeks talks about it.
Asher Cruz
because the better lot (born 77-83) are being genetically reassigned to identify as Xennials.
Evan Stewart
What an idiotic shoop. Made by a millennial no doubt. Taxpayers don't pay for "golden parachutes" in private corporations. Stock holders do.
Also, millennials can't be too pissed off about government debt since they haven't done anything but accelerate it.
Juan Ross
thewest.com.au
>Forget lazy, self-centred or cocky — the truth about most millennials is they’re absolutely hopeless when it comes to basic life and workplace skills, experts say.
>Research shows young adults are comfortable putting themselves ‘out there’ online, but all that time glued to screens has raised a generation incapable of small talk, critical thinking and problem-solving.
>And that’s not to mention their staggering inability to cook, draft a personal budget or change a tyre.
>“There’s been a very steep decline in interpersonal skills and it means that regardless of their school results, young people are going to struggle to get a job,” educator Michaela Launerts said.
>Launerts has written the book #Girlcode, which she describes as a guide to interacting properly on this side of a screen.
>“It teaches people how to prevent potential disasters in their professional and personal lives that may occur because of the consequences of their online and (online-influenced) behaviour.”
>Topics canvassed include the basics, from shaking hands, to more advanced areas like how to convey positive body language, grooming, the art of conversation, dinner etiquette and managing intimate relationships.
>The blame for many of these personal inadequacies lies with the internet, she believes. A number of other sociologists agree.
And it goes on.
Asher Hill
They're repeating the same mistakes as the Boomers, but turning it up to 11.
Xavier Wright
They drank the Kool aid
Dylan Barnes
>1 post by this id
Easton Richardson
This country is fucked.
My generation is so degenerate that it makes me believe Satan is actually real.
Nicholas Bell
Feminism kills
Jack Cox
Ever heard of the banking and auto bailouts, dipshit?
Charles Miller
Yeah we still didn't pay their pensions. Plus, all that money has been paid back now, though I agree it was a stupid fucking idea.
Bentley Brown
Hearing about them and knowing about them are 2 different things. You should take the time to know about them.
Joseph Adams
It's not government debt that's the problem. It's governments failing to spend money on the things that benefit the younger generations.
Governments can always lend themselves all the money they need and call it QE. As long as they have a floating currency and an effective taxation system, and don't borrow in currencies other than the one they issue, there is literally zero chance hyperinflation.
But individuals have limited access to credit, yet circumstances are forcing millennials to rely on it much more than previous generations ever did.
Nicholas Harris
Most of them are just bitter because their professors lied to them about socialism/communism being the greatest thing ever.
Carson Bennett
No. It's government debt. The shoop even says so. And it also happens to be what millennials are bitching about all the time. And they are correct, except they keep doing it themselves so they are also hypocrites.
Angel Gutierrez
I'll try this again...
Xavier Edwards
The jews arnt even being subtle anymore
Kevin Perry
>the most educated generation
>the most open minded generation
>the generation most likely to be involved in entrepreneurial enterprises
>the generation most involved in tech and STEM fields
>the generation that got fucked over by boomer's fuckup of the economy in the 2008 recession
>"HURRR WHY R MILLENIALS SO FUCKED. *COUGH WEEZE*"
>"WHEN WILL THESE MILLENIALS STOP BUYING IPHONES AND AVOCADOS???" *HAS A HEART ATTACK*
>"WHY DONT THEY BUY A HOME AND START A FAMILY LIKE I DID SEVENTY YEARS AGO"
*DIES OF OLD AGE*
I want boomers to die an excruciating death 2bh
Robert Evans
>calls millenials entitled snowflakes
>feel entitled to social security, medicaid, and other government handouts just because they are old fucks
I wish I could pull the plug on every boomer on life support
Jeremiah Powell
we're not doomed...
we're open-minded and welcome people of all types - creed, religion, gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity - into our communities and workplaces
we don't beat our kids
we also give a shit about the environment
you can't stop society from progressing
Henry Garcia
Is this image a joke?
Aiden Young
That's EXACTLY what the Baby Boomers said about themselves. It's like I'm hearing an echo here.
Luis Ward
tl;dr version: they've been completely fucked over by Boomers in every conceivable way while simultaneously being made into a scapegoat for everything Boomers have fucked up.
Jeremiah Sanders
>#terrorists welcome
>#BLM
>#LGBTWTF friendly
>#DON"TMISSGENDERMESHITLORD
Noah Sullivan
No we're not. I'm going to rock this generation! We have to bail out the prior dickhead generations and guarantee the following generation has something to look forward to.
This is the age of psychic warfare motherfuckers!
Asher Murphy
Leaf Bait.
Nathan Wood
It is, but they're probably completely serious about it. Never underestimate the stupidity of a lefty.
Jackson Allen
The government debt's just a meme, even if millennials are bitching about it. It's not like they'll ever have to pay it off.
The shop doesn't actually say so. It implies the source of the problem is too much wasting of government money on war and financial bailouts. Which is arguably true, but it doesn't mean the problem's too much government debt rather than too little spending on things that benefit millennials.
Chase Lopez
>tfw I literally had no idea what avacado toast or avacado lattes were before some boomer magazine article.
I legitimately think boomers are mistaking millennials with hipsters.