REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE give me back my KIKE KING i dont care if hes a gook GIVEE HIM BACK
Josiah Collins
nah fuck off you stupid gook get out muh country
Brayden Jackson
Daily reminder I'm never leaving
Dylan Sanchez
your name is tim
Lucas Bennett
Daily reminder I've been here for my entire life which makes me more Aussie than most of you here.
Gabriel Carter
go back to gook land stoopid gook
Kayden Gonzalez
how ya cunts going, just got home and have a beer in my hand listening to some beats.
Asher Young
I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its dick. Hear me out. Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small; approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards. The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their dick sucked by the same person twice.
Zachary Wright
>A >U >S >S >I >E
oy
Nathan Hill
fite me irl fgt ell bash ye fooken ead in moi8
Colton Bailey
I even drive.
Aiden Myers
NISEM POSTING ISNT FUNNY
Aiden Sullivan
Just fucked my Onahole. Reminds me of white sluts.
Blake Sanchez
>Burwood >NSW you got me there lmao i thought u were me neighbour here in VIC
Thomas Phillips
Daily reminder white girls prefer my BCC to your SWC.
Oliver Roberts
Hahaha. >mfw a white boy tells me to fuck off.
Kevin Hall
Never. I own this country now. My parents own 4 houses, and my uncle back in China owns at least 5 - all while you can't even leave your parents home.
Lmaoing @ you.
Jackson Wilson
This American (greatest ally of Australia) has a good point here.
Why do we hate America again? At least they saved us in WWII. If that doesn't make them our greatest ally then idk what does
Easton Jenkins
>mfw white people talk about trying to improve Australia and reduce Chinese influence.
Christian Morales
I see we have an aspiring shitposter here. You need to either wait until the highschoolers arrive or go shitup a thread about Asia by claiming how great it is here compared to the Ricebox.
As it stands you're still too lightweight to get any real traction in a /auspol/ thread, keep at it though and I reckon within a few months you'll be extracting (You)s like a pro.
Oliver Martinez
xddd
Christopher Thomas
Isn't high school in Australia like junior high in America in comparison?
Angel Sanchez
let go cunt coles carpark 6:30
Leo Baker
>Kekistani flag >we
Shall I or does someone else wanna say it? I'll say it then, fuck off, we're full.
Jacob Rogers
>NEETS will be given "internships" for retail jobs paid for by the government, aka the taxpayer, as long as there is a "reasonable chance at employment" afterwards.
>>A darknet trader is illegally selling the Medicare patient details of any Australian on request by “exploiting a vulnerability” in a government system, raising concerns that a health agency may be seriously compromised.
>mfw dumb gweilos try to run their country, but get fucked over by corrupt jews.
Jackson Baker
I prefer sucking this breeds dick, they cum a lot quicker and you can stick their long penis down your peehole so that you both are getting pleasure at the same time.
Caleb Allen
I already live here m8
I live in Bush-Wacker to be exact.
Charles Robinson
Where did junkie user go? I want to chastise him for being a degenerate piece of shit. I hope he overdosed and died.
Mason Butler
Fucking hell nisem
Jacob Miller
GOOK'D
Jordan Rivera
Shes a tranny and everyone saw the video
Michael Wood
year 7 to year 9 is like middle school, year 10 to year 12 is like your high school
James Cook
Hey gay cunts
Ian Campbell
>when you're the only user from Perth
Asher Taylor
how's the housing crash going?
Nolan Russell
God damn that looks juicy So hard to find opiates locally in Brisbane, it sucks
Chase Martinez
I know that feel. t. SA
Brody Gonzalez
Junkie user was saying he's from Melbourne.
Mason Cooper
You're not alone, adelaide-kun. Unless you live somewhere like Jamestown. In which case you're by yourself.
>conditions S HAHAHA 4 eyed gook I bet you have hipster frames and everything
Anthony Thompson
See
Chase Gonzalez
...
Landon Foster
Alright cunts, tell me of your encounters with (((them))) in your business life.
Got stung by a two headed kike today and honestly i put so much fucking effort in suppressing my hate for him to just turn around and confirm every last fucking stereotype and bias i have against them.
Colton Gutierrez
g'day all my yellow fellas
Adrian Hernandez
>worked for a jew during uni >underpaid the men 17/hr >underpaid the women 12/hr Fuck jews.
Dominic Perry
Sorry goggles I'm old money, My family owns private hospitals and is invested in the finance sector. You can keep your parents houses that will be worth almost nothing in a decade lol
Cameron Adams
Daily reminder every cunt in this thread sucks the pozz from a Canadians arsehole.
Daily reminder I could fly kick any of you fat assed fucks into orbit while pulling the clit ring of your squeeling pig of a mother.
Matthew Kelly
>Average house price in Melboure is now 800k
fuck me
Luke Garcia
daily reminder you still sound like a faggot
Adam Sanders
>moved from new zealand to australia when I was about 10 >24 now >a little bit autistic >only "job" i have is walking my neighbour's two labradors >mum has been out of a job since december >dad has been out of a job since march >they can't find new jobs >they can't get on the dole >they're going to have to move back to new zealand in two months if they can't get a job >i still live at home >go through a cycle every 3 months of applying for a shitload of jobs and at best getting a courtesy call saying i don't fit the bill, then being depressed and mopey about it >tried to apply to army >the guy said he doesn't think i have the dedication for it >really don't want to go back to new zealand since i've spent most of my life here what the fuck is there to do?
Samuel Reed
I'm Chinese which means I'm superior to you.
Kevin Ward
Thats because I am a faggot user.
t. Sydneysider
Nathan Murphy
tfw my parents bought a house for 100k in the 90's and is now worth 800k+
Isaiah Scott
>the guy said he doesn't think i have the dedication for it
>trying out for armed forces >hope this doesn't happen to me
Henry Price
auspol discord lank blz
Owen Sanchez
Rub vegemite all over your skin, claim to be transracial then sue for racism?
>New Zealand
You have to go back. Just wait til we annex you little brother.
Daniel Rivera
>bought in 75 for 30k >Contract 3 years ago to sell for 1mil >only got the money towards end of contract period >Every week you don't buy a house the average goes up 5k
Carter Sanchez
mine bought for 100k early 2000s and now ~600k in north qld
Samuel Nelson
Spamming is a rule violation according to the rules.
Landon Gray
What do you mean? I just want a job where I'm told what to do.
Brayden Clark
Call the army recruiter back and tell him you do.
Sebastian Nguyen
I hope they don't give a meme rejection reason. Getting fit at the moment is kinda hard especially after I've been sedentary for 5 years+. Working on it though.
Hunter Brown
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL!
Nathan Myers
>>A >>U >>S >>S >>I >>E
GOOK O O K
Cooper Myers
>SA best state
At least we're better than inbred Tasmania, right?
Matthew Williams
Mine bought for 12k in the 70s now 2m.
Dumb fuck gen ys don't want to stop the gook. I don't even see gen y as human anymore. I was pissed about that internship crap yesterday now I don't even care. You vote to get gooked you get gooked. Whooda thunk it. Fuckin 5 year olds.
Aiden Murphy
>I'm Chinese which means I'm superior to you.
You'll always be a small-dicked gook
Logan Perez
I think the best thing we can do is sell all the houses to the chinks then crash the market. I think it's the best way to fix the problem. Just have a rent off a chink for a year or two
Ethan Thompson
what is, 'negative gearing'?
Evan Jackson
I think we should build massive commie blocks everywhere. Even get chink labour in.
Gavin Carter
I'm glad you can read.
Jose Smith
You can claim rental losses on your tax or something like that. Props up the market instead of people rightfully losing their shitty investment.
Mason Harris
Just barely.
Benjamin Collins
Even if you are rich the only girl you'll get is a little ugly chink.
How do you feel?
Jayden Hill
Wrong I get sexy white girls to take my superior Chinese seed while you fuck your Onahole.
See
Eli Stewart
>Chinese seed AKA rice.
Brody Foster
when you get a loan to buy a house that you rent out negative gearing is when the interest on the loan is greater than the income your make from renting the house out.
Owen Nelson
And i thought the japs had a thing for whales...
Brody Lopez
You get smelly gooks that stink of chilli and garlic.
Ayden Ortiz
SA is the state of marxist degeneracy because it refuses to vote in a good and wholesome conservative government.
Ryder Reed
thanks for the knowledge senpai
Oliver Stewart
>chilli and garlic That is the least of their stink problem.
Xavier Barnes
Are hapas right wing?
We should encourage chinks to breed with our SJW ham beasts. The product might even be attractive girl hapas.
Ayden Perry
I try my best to inform people but I'm just one vote at the end of the day.
