Imagine if Europoors had an independence day?

>lol my kid and fat wife and myself get to go swimming in our pool
>on my 4th beer
>spent around 300 bucks on fireworks
>eating bratburgers
Why even live if ur not in America?

Time for some fireworks, lads.

pathetic thread from a pathetic """nation"""

sage

;_;

Comfy life user, you made it

>this thread
>your wife
>your wife's son
>your """food"""
>your """beer"""
>your house
>your life
Into the trash.

ahahaha
>germany
How's the migrant cuckoldry treating you?

A house by a river is pretty nice desu.

Your son isn't fat so at least you're doing something right.

i wanted to celebrate the anniversary of brexit but my family are liberals and got upset

>fatty wife
Other than that living the dream op

That's no fucking river. That's some smelly pond. They probably shit in there because they have functioning plumbing.

It's actually an artificial pond in our backyard :^)

For what purpose?

Coy pond?

He could stock it with trout.

>OP is someone's father

>He could stock it with trout.
But does he?

We'll have to wait and see.

/comfy/. Grilling and drinking for you today burgerbros.

I dunno sometimes we take a john boat out to fuck around.
I just made this thread to point out how awesome America is and party on Burgers!

>that food
>fat wife
>still feeds that crap to his kid
great dad

Shy lake.

>Why even live if ur not in America?
Honestly I don't know what keeps me alive in the socialist states of europe.
Oh wait even suicide is illegal in the gulag.

The surroundings seem comfy as fuck, enjoy your independence day, user!

>"Europoors" are one country

stop treating your wife like a trash sort yourself out clean your room venerate your father

>taking a boat out to a pond

Thanks to you, French Bro!

Ok I'm out. Enjoy the 4th fellow burgers and french fries!

You americans are pathetic, and this comes from a 3rd world shitholer. You eat burger on your holiday?
That's your wife? You project your country's "greatness" on you?
Give me a brake

> Imagine if Europoors had an independence day?
But we already are independant, we would need to be dependant first to become independant again.

At least he can eat burgers and die from an heart attack at 35.
He has the choice what he wants to eat while the EU is working on banning energy drinks, because muh health.

Stay jealous.

>im american civic nationalist

>Imagine if Europoors had an independence day?


We have, its on 17th of may, its actually to celebrate our constitution though, and its a far bigger celebration than the american 4th of july and a far great display of nationalism.

You ain't lived none til you had da bratburgers from Miesfelds. And you got Leinies? Ok den, Go Pack go!

Here ya go you fucking gyp.

>his country only has one independence day

He has a personal lake, that is pretty chill. It also seems to be quite rural, which is chill. He is also doing more to save the white race than your cucked life.

>At least he can eat burgers and die from an heart attack at 35.
>He has the choice what he wants to eat while the EU is working on banning energy drinks, because muh health.
and this come's from a man with fascist flag.
do you even catch the irony here, or you need help?

Some of us live the thic life.

Good going OP, have a good one.

Appropriate

No I think degenerates should sort them out with their own lifestyle, nothing wrong with it.

>his country has been conquered so many times he needs more than one revolutionary war

>"Europoors" are one country
Right, they live in Eurotrashia, with their capital @ Londinistan.

shut up norway no one likes you.

>Fireworks in the middle of the day
You're like my neighbors, you spend all this money to shoot a firework you can't even see into the air because you can't wait a whole three more hours.

>300
We spent a little over 1k this year, and nearly that on ammo as well.

>yearly reminder that the vast majority of americans can't trace their heritage back to the formation of the country

spics, niggers and paddies, the lot of you

Moldova. There is a country in the world called Moldova. I wonder why...

t.flyover
literally kill yourself american parasite

American patriots are the worst degenerate scum on this planet.

Do you guys celebrate the fall of the Soviet Union? You should...I do.

>my kid
you mean your wife's son

Yes we do and we have right to do this unlike you 21st century jews.

>his country won against a bunch of kids that had to sail across the Atlantic ocean

>dat feel when all the lib shit on my facebook is drowned out by good ole patriotism

What a great thing to see for once

Europoors dont realize national averages are totally worthless in the US due to its size and population. Most of us live like kings. Or at least barons.

>his country was conquered by 1 shot

Some nations film "Moon landings" in a studio with a shit camera and pretend they've been to the Moon, more like.

Don't lie to yourself. Kings at least had decent education most of americans are creatures that are no different than a livestock.

How's the town rapist?

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Glad someone caught that....yard buildings suggest Norwegian Fibs somewhere in Door County....Table and chair combo is definitely Fleet Farm....fatwife with mosquito-bit tits and albino kid is also a definite Wisconsin trait

Leinies suxs

Let's Play a Game! Can you find Russia on this graph? Neither can I!!!

USA

>has no military parades
Well I hope you happy with that cuckshed in background.

>MUH COMMIES
*farts*
>FUGEN LIBERALS
*eats lard*

MUH F35
*sells it to Israel*
GREATEST PLANE IN THE WORLD
*Israel sells it to China*

We have military parades every time there is a riot, why waste tax dollars on flaunting a weapon. Militaries are a weapon, not a showpiece.

I've noticed they are celebrating Black Friday with way more enthusiasm

> why waste tax dollars on flaunting a weapon
Because parades are fun.

>implying your the only one that fought Britain and won their independence

>Militaries are a weapon, not a showpiece.
>makes worst weapon you can possibly imagine

Why would Israel sell arms to China?

Not to defend the burger, but salo is literally lard

>Why would Israel sell arms to China?
>ISRAEL MY GREATEST ALLY CAN'T DO THAT
The most pathetic thing you can see is american defending israel

>mfw my wifes fat sisters come over to swim and their titties pop out on the 4th

Salo isn't really popular here

Fuck eurotrash

>swimming in my pool
and its a pond
redneck confirmed

don't bully yanks too much or he will start crying again

dude, thats looks great

OldMidwestFagHere

I also own acreage (about 50 acres) and have a large pool, 1.5 acre pond, a river that runs to Lake Erie (which runs into the ocean) goes across my land, plus a boat, motorcycle, and canvas tents (not one for motorhomes) for camping, and just like OP I am spending the day with my wife and kids (and you faggots for a few minutes) enjoying a cookout and drinking beer. We'll let off fireworks later (most are store bought, but a few -oxy/acetylene balloon bombs- I make myself) and celebrate living in the best Country in the World.
Peace
Love
and you Haters can FUCK OFF.

HAPPY 4TH

Modern american culture is created from two components- eating & spending money (usually on credit).
There's a lot more of these things during black friday, so no wonder they're more enthusiastic about that shopping spree.

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>Europe has Independence

Are those burgers or meatloaves and why for the love of god did you slather them in ketchup, you are a disgrace, sir.

Why would we want to hand our military bases in Israel over to the smelly mussies? Plus if Syria Attacks the heights Israel will destroy Damascus within two weeks.

>dude, thats looks great
and it tastes really good, especially with good flavors and good alcohol

>sitting here thinking about smashing my face into those titties

Why even live

I'm eating vegan jambalaya then going to work for five hours. Then when I get home I'll eat then go to bed because I have to work at 3am tomorrow

The BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR

>It took 50 years for amerilards to create barely reliable piece of shit

>he thinks that pic isn't true
Food is third best thing to sell. And kikes own everything.

Russians support(control) Assad who likes to open fire on peaceful riots, and kidnap people and hold them without trial or conviction. Assad got bum-fucked by the early FSA(Pre-Al Nusra) and cried to Iran and Russia. Russia smelling a tasty place to put a few military bases decides to pour money into a corrupt Assad regime.

4beers??? Omfg, I wish I could have 4 beers! You are so lucky!

>Fought a bloody war to "Free" Themselves from The British rule
> Becomes Ultra-Kikes.
>Muh Freedom
Look at you, you still aren't "Free" as the rest of us.

No faggot the pond is in my backyard the pool is in my side yard.
Time to fire up some fireworks tanks and mortars.

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And whatyou're going to do smelly burger?
Destroy assad? Ha ha ha

you called

>muh m14
>muh m1
>muh browning
>muh A10
>muh F22

You fuckers still fly thos mig'gets around?