/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL – ALL UNITS ON ALERT EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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What's the name of the daytime shift, before Robert?

>Blocking the street to have block party

dayshift is adam

Adam.

>Kadisha beating her 1 y/o child

>I'm back you bitch ass honkies

>no space to party?
>shiiieeet block a road mf'er
BLM really likes blocking roads too.
>provokes muh gray matter

>enjoy the 4th of July

>Apt 3
>victim
>Jessica
>offender
>

>matress on fire

EVERYONE NEW TO /CPD/ READ THIS
pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
>user did amazing lore.

Friendy reminder....

NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE

CPD Directive 666666 - Policy Regarding All Dead Body Removal Services:

1. DBR Form SHIP TO ADDRESS shall be filled out as follows:
4228 North Hermitage Avenue, Chicago, IL 60613

2. Also, verify the COD box in the FORM OF PAYMENT section next to the SHIP TO ADDRESS line is checked.

Your attention to detail and cooperation is appreciated.

>attacked by a dawg

>"dogs" ran into build
>white dog
>brown and white dogs

>check random chimping in background

Those fucking sheboons screaming in the back

i'm feeling much code is going on

>man on her front porch
>wearing ski mask, grey sweat pants, black hoodie
>says he's just hanging out
>she's afraid to ask him to leave

>Those fucking sheboons screaming in the back
which one?

>late lunch

>two teeth in front
>can't miss him

>Male Hispanic
>Stole a lot of liquor and over-the-counter meds
Happy 4th of July!

I laughed when this one came on
just chillin in the hood, nothing to see here

kek

that video in the op is kino

>small boat or kayak seen with bodies floating around it
>says bodies no longer there.

>yellow kayak the had bodies on it
>no bodies now

Shit they're reanimating

>Night of the living chimps

>need van for special assignment

to be honest this really could stop problems if they just shut down a few streets to let them party.

blood sport?

anyone save OC from previous threads i'm looking to collect.

see

>hehe you lost your keys

what is a 14 Paul?

new grass fire?

>Maleisha
kek

some post this
i don't know if it's accurate or up to date

Chi hua hua?

I looked at that b4 posting and it didn't make sense that it was coded "Alarm-Other Police Service"

Figured I missed something

me too

>Chi hua hua?
is a small mexican dog

chicago code?
chi-cago

firework fight lol.

>and now kebab is shooting fireworks at people

>middle easterners and fireworks

>4-5 middle eastern boys using fireworks as weapons
WE FOUND A TERROR CELL

Nogwarts is back from last night.

>intoxicated man waving flag and beer bottles.
Give this man an AR15! murica!

Has anyone refused to leave Walgreens yet today?

>middle eastern men now stopping cars and throwing fireworks.

>weird UFO sounds.

have any user been seeing this irl?

Hola people

>car at target in car
>and a suspicious auto
>red toyota on sidewalk

happy beat the brits day

Is chicago worse than detroit?

Where is PicRobert?

Yes by a wide margin with just crime in general. It's much more populous. Detroit is just more like Mad Max because of the large abandon swaths of the city. Chicago attempts to maintain order in all of its areas.

i want to know too.

Not yet. They are scoping out the Tide detergent and fastest path to the exit door though

chicago is worst then deroit.... detroit is just a burned out roastie hole..... CHIMPAGO.... is an active war zone

>officer lost control of #####

>no cars

Im not hearing anything.

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

f5 now and then

Found the problem. Opera too Stronk for Weak broadcastify.

>neighbors say they hear people inside their floor

>criminal trespassing
>people inside the floor

wtf are troll niggers real

>Opera
You suck at life

topkek going on

Are you running Temple OS?

yes, many such cases
SAD

Is anybody actively recording this shit for a highlight reel?

highlight reel? Its mostly people sperging out at parties and people stealing shit, a break in here and there, nothing worth recording so far

I mean over the span of a year, the most bizarre happening

none of the chicongo anons never caught stuff on a stream or vid?

66? order 66?

>code
>barricade equip drop off

The YouTube video linked by OP has clips of 2 guys getting shot and a dude getting stomped surrounded by 6 minutes of traffic and sandwiched by a newscast from 1980. There has to be more material.

more sirens

>male hispanic in a pickup truck hit a dumpster and clipped her car

VIVA (hic) VIVA EL QUATRO DEL JULIO! (BELCH)

>Alarm in the library has been going on whole day
They really love to read in Chicago, don't they?

It's return of Morloch nog.

did she say something about not obeying key order?

bump
climb
comfy thread
climb

>youarelistening.to/chicago

May God bless Robert and the boys in blue.

Starting early today. Has there already been chimping?

I'm hoping for stolen UHaul truck drive-by shootings and struggling woman seen being dragged into a storm drain. Last July was a good show. However, I'll settle for 3:30AM LOUD MARIACHI band in backyard.

2yrs old, but still fun to watch niglets play in traffic: youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM

anonymous black male shooting at passing vehicles
>sounds pretty gangster
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=y2xRmPfXZrw
i've posted this in late robert hours before, but it's early as fuck right now so you guys might not have seen it.

robert hours starts at around 2 minutes into the video.

>drive by shooting near ####

>"Sounds pretty gangster, on our way"

what

It never stopped....this has been rolling since yesterday
>pretty gangster, well handle it
>cute dispatch "sweet".

god bless the police

>smoking marijuana and throwing fireworks at passing cars

>tired of all these mothafuckin buses in my mothafuckin way

The bantz

>oh no, say it ain't so