"Thomas Cooper, of Tatsfield, Surrey, used wire mesh to protect three of his garden sheds after two break-ins over the past four years. He decided to take action after reports of a rise in garden raids in the area.
Mr Cooper said: “I reinforced my shed windows with wire mesh, but was told by the police I had to be very careful because thieves can actually sue you if they get hurt."
Remember: the UK used to have castles back when they mattered.
Ethan Bennett
DEFEND THIS BONGS
Easton Hall
life in europe nowadays feels like some kind of fever dream
Gavin Hughes
Fuck Britain. They're a lost cause. Only those who have openly spoken out against mass immigration or joined nationalist groups should be rescued from that place
Anthony Hughes
...
Andrew Wilson
desu, shit like that can still happen here. Atleast we have /slightly/ more rights as long as you clearly mark your private property though. kike lawyers were a mistake.
Jack King
>they're a lost cause! >t. 54%
Hudson Thompson
America is a lost cause, so is britain, what's your point? Why don't you do something about it?
John Wood
If the law stops being reasonable, people stop obeying it.
Liam Sanders
What would I do without your smart mouth? Drawing me in, and you kicking me out...
Jayden Wilson
Don't care.
Eli Cook
I don't think o could live in a cuck country without becoming a murderer.
Oliver Edwards
What a fucking abominable country.
Lucas Cruz
>Uruk-hai
Julian Parker
>NJ >High school Everyone knows kids don't have rights. Why else would abortion be allowed?
Jaxson Price
Good argument abdul. At least my country is not pumped up with mudshits and niggers. Also my country still holds traditional values.
Jose King
this
Gabriel Ross
We're seeing levels of cuckery never seen before. You bong can't defend themselves even with the wire mesh now.
Connor Russell
Not even gonna lie mate, I don't know the first thing about your country. Don't even know what continent you're in. But if what you say is true, good for you. Not bad for a bunch of orcs.
Justin Taylor
>a burglar can sue you if he gets hurt on your property while attempting to burgle you
pls explain.
Grayson Smith
We also can't use barbed wire on allotments to stop thieves stealing since it may "hurt them".
We cannot do self defence. If you hurt the attacker, you'll be off to jail.
You can not threaten an attacker with a weapon, since that's also illegal.
We're expected to bend over, lube up and ask them which hole they'd like with a grin.
Connor Thomas
Basically, you get preferential treatment if you're a criminal in the UK.
Michael Miller
This is fake, this has to be fake.
Aaron Jenkins
>live in western Europe >nigger breaks into your house, murders your wife and rapes your daughter >you try to defend your daughter with a spoon >the nigger gets a small bruise >you go to jail
Eli Bailey
>Don't even know what continent you're in Man, and I thought americans were bad. I'm not even insulting you personally, I'm literally telling you what is actually happening in UK. >Not bad for a bunch of orcs Kek, don't immigrate to orc villages after your city becomes a sharia enabled territory.
Charles Walker
when are you people going to do something about your (((politician))) problem?
Oliver Powell
check'd kek'd and saved well done lad
Jace Brooks
That's just incentive to kill them and bury them in the garden
Wyatt Davis
This tells you about as much as you need to know about the bongs. They like it. The fucking cucks like it. Or they are the muhammads actually doing this.KYS in either case.
Mason Flores
Don't like it, I just don't care anymore. The country ended with the Empire. I want to leave.
Christopher Torres
They can't sue if they don't survive. This man needs to install deadly means of deterrence instead.
Xavier Bell
No, more like they don't care about fat cucks on Sup Forums posting about how shit their near 90% white country is
Joseph Campbell
sometimes i imagine what its like to live in europe with all their pc nwo bullshit but then i remember that i dont need to
Ian Cruz
It's an old european law. Like if you have roof windows, and they break under the burglar, you are liable. Muh "what if someone else was walking all over your roof windows in the middle of the night and they weren't a burglar.
Alexander Wilson
>They can't sue if they don't survive. This man needs to install deadly means of deterrence instead.
This, theres plenty of empty grave plots in the forests where the thieves will never be found.
>>Police chief warns all citizens to leave their doors unlocked as they could be sued by a burglar if they were injured kicking down their door.
Camden Cook
> Be britbong > Have multiple cuck shed in the backyard > Have nice set up ready for your bulls > Your bulls break in and steal stuff from it anyway even though they are welcome to use it anytime in the first place. > Put some wire mesh on it so that the shed can only be accessed on designated cucking time > Police warn you that you can get sued for it
Nolan Kelly
>mfw its illegal to use razor wire and mix glass into wall cement >mfw all the old shops in town are covered in this stuff and its listed as historic so no one is allowed to change it
stay mad criminal scum
Caleb James
Feels good leaf. Someone breaks into my shed and i pump them full of birdshot
Nathan Mitchell
Reminds me of that old man who parked his car down the street and two teenagers thought his house was empty so they broke in and were shot by the owner but the owner was charged for murder for baiting the teens by having his car parked down the road.
Daniel Hughes
You don't have to imagine because you live in leafistan
Sebastian Sullivan
Don't you burgers just shot them death so they can't sue? I think it's legit smart.
Owen Williams
Big talk for a country that elected a nigger, twice.
Lucas Hall
Some states are weird about home invasions. I live in Alaska, and it's completely accepted that home Intruders should be shot until dead.
Aaron Gomez
The British armed forces could probably overthrow the Orwellian Satan government there in under a week. Just kill everybody that supports this kind of retarded law.
Blake Bennett
You guys do know the same law is here in the states, right?
Hudson Gray
Horseshit, I live in Texas, you can literally shoot someone in the process of running away with your stuff if you don't think there's a "reasonable" chance of getting it back.
Easton Cooper
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Joseph Barnes
Where to though bro?
Leo Perez
>Texas You are literally the exeption. Fuck off we're not all able to carry our automatics down the street
Jacob Wood
Your loss.
Jordan Taylor
Dude, what if the UK government are criminals?
Angel Miller
TRESPASSERS DON'T LET THE SUN SET ON YOU HERE I'LL BE IN JAIL BUT YOU'LL BE DEAD
Jason Sanchez
>Dude, what if the UK government are criminals?>> No if they are
Hudson Taylor
This. Can't sue if they're dead.
Leo Edwards
this pic reminds me why I hated this morbid, grotesque cartoon as a kid
Jayden Thomas
Nice proxy mr. 69%
Jaxson Garcia
>the united cuckdom
Angel Martin
Thank you for having the humility to admit our superiority.
Camden Garcia
It's only OK if you rob them of their life.
Julian Cruz
Not the first time. Pic related: article in the middle.
John Adams
What in Sam Hill's a "TV License"?
Ayden Wright
It's exactly as it sounds. Britbongs literally have to pay their government a monthly fee to watch TV.
Jack Hill
And the best part about it? The license fees are used to fund the BBC, Britain's own state-sponsored leftie propaganda wing.
Britbongs literally pay to be propagandized.
Lincoln Jenkins
>f the law stops being reasonable, people stop obeying it. Really? You're fucking Finnish and you're saying that? Finns are notorious for following every goddamn law in the book, no matter how ridiculous or unreasonable it is.
Jack Sullivan
It's mainly to pay for the BBC propaganda programs but also, yes, to watch live broadcasts on our Oculary and Sound Thingamijiggers
Bentley Ross
Meanwhile in my state, I can legally shoot and kill someone for breaking and entering, even if they're running away after I pull my Mossberg on them. I can even use deadly force on someone breaking into a neighbor's home, even if the neighbor isn't home.
Texas is a pretty good state to be a gun owner in. Also plenty of spics trying to break in so you'll get a lot of opportunities for target practice.
Isaac Watson
Madness, absolute madness.
Henry Martinez
Fake news, taking photos in a classroom is illegal.
I can 100% guarantee that's why she was charged.
Austin Perry
how the fuck can brits live like this?
and i thought leafland was bad
Adrian Ramirez
>Fuck Britain. They're a lost cause. He said, staring at his kekistan flag.
Adrian Martinez
There is no saving Europe. If only they could collapse faster so we don't have to look at them. it's disgusting to see
David Scott
Texas is the last truly American state. You faggots have lost your souls.
Jackson James
No, not to this extent.
Yes I can't put mines in my driveway but if I put wire on my window, nothing will happen to me. Stop spreading lies.
Samuel Williams
In most countries you can't put up traps that would hurt people.
E.g. I can't put spikes under the seat of my car on which a car thief would impale himself anally.
Wyatt Brown
How does that work? Despite being the most likely state to get killed when robbing, a lot of people still try it?
Mason Mitchell
Stupid shit so we can watch live TV.
The worse thing is the Kettle license. You can't literally make that shit up. We need a fucking license to use a kettle. My country has gone downhill.
Jeremiah Thomas
>The worse thing is the Kettle license Just boil water in a microwave, the license for that is much cheaper.
Jackson Garcia
Nah nah I couldn't stoop myself to some American tier way of making a cuppa. It's barbaric.
Michael Barnes
I recently started to boil my water over a small fire in the garden as I couldn't pass the kettle exam, but I had to stop that when the council reclaimed the land to build a new mosque on it.
Parker Sullivan
>kettle I was wondering what is a kettle > is it some kind of knife? neddle?
No, it's a fucking tea making pan! They are laughing at your face, no nigger would need a license for that kek
Brody Young
At least we can still go to concerts.
The French and English are such cucks that they won't even protect their children.
Ethan Brooks
the uk is an orwellian shithole
Jose Ramirez
>What in Sam Hill's a "TV License"? It's basically a tax that is used to fund state-sponsored TV channels. The reason its a license and not just a flatly taken out of taxes is that originally they didn't want to tax people who didn't own a TV-set, as that used to kinda just be a thing for rich people. The need for a state sponsored TV channel was justified with stuff like; there needs to be a channel for emergency broadcasts, etc.
TV license served its purpose in history, now its just an outdated concept that UK has yet to get rid of.
Joshua King
Another reason is that there are no advertisements but yeah, fuck this shit. TV and kettle licenses should be abolished.
Nicholas Cox
>Texas last American state You're about to turn blue and are in danger of being taken back by mexico.
You may not have gotten the message, but Texas stopped being the "most 'merican" state years ago
Tyler Flores
>fuck this shit. TV and kettle licenses should be abolished. Very very hot, don't stop, go further!
Jaxon Evans
just dig a giant pit on the other side of the window
Xavier Lopez
hahaha, oh god
what are the police doing advising about civil liability? they are there to solve and prevent criminal acts, not civil infingerments
Jayden Wood
>no nigger would need a license for that kek precisely, one has hit the long circular tubular metallic entity exactly top dead centre upon its flattened oblate upper parts there
niggers get everything for free, even kettle licenses
Dominic Jenkins
the digits, they are so butifel
Christopher Sanchez
>kettle license UK can't be this cucked, can it?
Hunter Clark
>6 year old article but fuck is that depressing. this could happen in sweden too, without a doubt
Aiden Brooks
we even need a licence for being a cuck
at least the kettle licence test is pretty easy, passed 3rd try