/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL – Rober Is Now On Duty Edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of sir robert in the land of Chicongo
pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky
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CHECK YO

K E Y S

>I got oooooooouuuuooonne...in the park"

Best city!

Stay safe and CHECK YOUR KEYS

you fucking idiot newfag. we are only allowed 1 general. why make a thread when an idiot made one earlier that was still on the board. i told yo0u not to remake

>I got ooooonneee in the park

/cpd is now a musical adventure

>Short male black pistol whipped caller

>SHORT MALE BLACK

kys

Tasty fresh bread. And friendly reminder that stable is not a condition.

Chicago police should really switch to 10mm or 5.7's.

Those 9mm and .40s&w don't put down niggers high on PCP fast enough apparently

>another fire

youre a fucking newfag that doesnt understand the board. lurk moar you fucking idiot. and stop making threads with only your image. just stopping making threads you have no idea what you are doing

soo conjewed witch bread is alt right with me

Use this thread until it hit the limit

Actual fucking thread??

>make new thread at 200
>get mad when new thread is made at actual limit

KYS you thread splitting faggot. You made that 80 posts early.

What do you mean? Is it just a tv thing then

>shots fired off lawndale

>go to this thread
>thread refers back to this one

Roberts you need to check yo breads

op of other thread is an idiot but so is this guy. when a thread is made your you migrate to it when bump is reached you dont fucking remake.

>very long open key

Shit open key

Is crabby the dispatch tonight?

And do tell, summerfag: which one is more active?

>waits for 200 posts
>tries to split
>gets btfo
>waits for 300
>tries to split again
BTFO

this is the /cpd/ thread, faggot. get used to it

>car on fire

The other, naturally. Get with the game y'all.

>BMW Vs mivivan
>adult father is beating on her front door?

Thanks for the apology faggot

Listen to how many people are in the background when dispatch is open.

also long as me and jesus robert are on this bread this is the truth bread til other wise stated

God damn open keys 247 get ur shit together chicago im not even dispatch and im annoyed.

fuck off fag

Automatic weapon???

Ten to twelve shots.

that's the new normal

Prolly just some nog with a glock firing fast. No one in Chicago can tell a semi from a full auto.

>house on fire

I live in Illinois, near Chicago.

This is my first CPD thread. What are the main memes I should know?

Welcome, Robert. Don't forget to check your keys you sassy slut

>cancelled call

Awwww

I'm still here...listing quietly as I shop around for my soon to be new firearms. I have faith the lord will ive me the tools I need for the task before me.

That's a lot of fireworks.

Who...who is robert?

>all these fireworks

I wonder what he did with the 12 gauge.

>shooting in the 1200 block
>male was just searched and has a 12ga shell in his pocket
>dect. going to holy cross(?)
>2nd floor real, victim in custody for domestic items were destroyed.

ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

Robert is the eliminator of Male Blacks

>boyfriend has a gun and hit her

>male His Panic hit his latina gf

latina lives matter

>Male white fighting and chasing female white

>combative diabetic

You're all in the wrong thread

>two male blacks both shot going to hospital
>any unit just take a fucking car and get out there

no, op on the other thread is a newfag.

>car on fire.

I wonder where crabby went. I hope she has better things to do then lurk here.

this is now the standby thread. wait for the faggot one to expire and keep bumping.

i agreed to a truce

>vice complaint. 25 people....hold this
>my life changed(?)
>throwing fireworks
>3335 setting of fireworks, apartment smells like fireworks
>arg. battery two cars shot up

smells likey fire works

>gun at lake shore drive
>burglary just occured at 2024 Iowa
did i hear that right?

Yes

>one gsw to right calf
>in fair condition

>female who is in destress is crying on the ground, seems to be a domestic.

WATCH THOSE FUCKIN KEYS NIGGA

>guy in backround yells "nooo!!"
>UNITS WATCH YOUR KEYS

watch yo got dam keys robert

at this point im too deep in the bud nips too care
> burn this mofo downnnnn

whats the body count up to?

>male shot.
>fire in the park at (?) mez park?
>male hispanic tried to open door on back deck

over 9000

>child abuse western and taylor

>child abuse, two men on a bus acting lude with child with blond hair
White power bro, your turn.

sometimes this job is too much, but i just keep going

CHECK YOUR KEYS

confirmed for possible crabby. Them numbers.

I doubt that "a vacation" could honestly help anyone in that kind of the Robert/ems/ER nuse situation. It's all the same eight people with different names and faces. I hope there's something more positive than a half empty bottle waiting at home.

sometimes this job is too much, but i just keep going

>check yo keys

5.7mm doesn't do enough damage. its a needle bullet. real fast, real small. also, the FN FiveseveN doesn't have a long enough barrel. the bullet was designed for tank crewmen, helicopter pilots, etc. that needed a lightweight fully automatic weapon. 10mm all the way though. Delta Elites and Glock 29's/40's pls

A battery in progress times three on Zone 6

forgot to mention. the bullet was made for a P90.

Hey look at that! The new thread is already ready for us!

>dumpster on fire in the back of the school

i'm a fucking migrant now

Antifa again

The entire city is a dumpster fire.

and thats how you do it. newfag ops. i make next thread if we get to that point. youve lost your thread making rights

The comfy keeps smoothly rolling in.

>Drug user parked in front of callers house

>in front of the house using drugs

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

keys check'd n kek'd

you read my mind

there's also a band called Dumpster Fire

dubz speak truth.

...

tru

CHECKED

LITERAL DUMPSTER FIRE

AT DA SKOOL

3400 POTOMAC

SASSY.wav

OO SHE SASSY TONITE
aint takin NO shit

Somebody mad

Dispatch is NOT having it.