/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner Thread: Endless July 4th Carnage edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of sir robert in the land of Chicongo
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>really bad backlog

>really bad --- over here

Anyone catch that?

Ah that works, checked

Who's that girl? She sounds like she really cares about Robert and the other guys out there.

Some dispatchers have souls.

THIS THREAD IS CHOSEN

We have a really bad backlog.

kek makes me stay here. Jesus Robert here again.

scratchy dispatch?? or cutie dispatch???

>don't know where they were shot
>don't know their condition
>going to stroeger now to find out

Cutie

we have a thread on deck. Stay here and we will migrate @300
i'll watch it and keep it bumped

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

youtube.com/watch?v=fa39QC7rDHs

I'll ask again, where is pic robert? Anyone seen him? I wanna work on my gimp skills.

< This. Save my thread for bump limit

cutie dispatch is new as far as I know. hopefully she can maintain the optomism

AYO IS DIS DA BANG THREAD

Hopefully she doesn't get burned out and become Crabby or Sassy.

i'll keep it bumped for you so it doesnt archive

OHHHH FUCCKKKKKKK 10-1 10-1
OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN!!!!!!

Do you know if the police here get payed a fuckton more than a police in some quiet neighborhood? If they don't they should

You're fired

Nice teamwork. Stay comfy, Robert.

Truly the hero we need.

cutie dispatch makes it comfy

Crabby, Sassy, and Cutie. What a dream team.

they get paid literally shit. I think median for Chicago is mid 40k a year. not sure tho

Yea senpai dis da thred ma nigga.

Their median salary is $56k. Not much at all for a big city and the amount of work they do.

Cuttie/shy dispatch is adorable :3

it came over dispatch 10-1 10-1 officer needs assistance. I didn't bullshit

latina dispatch best dispatch
>when she rolls her Rs

i like this one

You must be like 10 minutes behind. We heard it earlier.

CHECK YO KEYS NIBBA

Especially for the danger. Holy shit can you imagine dealing with this niggers every day for that money?

56k is nothing. there are super nice areas in north texas paying 60-80k.

>what if we started monitoring face_book live videos in chicago and reporting them?

well fuck. will check my keys. ty robert

weed lmao

>caller says a male is kicking at her door
>neighbors playing loud music, drinking and smoking dude weed

There's always the chance you get to shoot a few so theres that.

was that morse code?

>see the way you move
>gotta make you sweat
>gotta make you groove

Or Periscope streams.

I was earlier just watching coons repeat "we out here" and "WHattup Live"

it is said you get a secondhand buzz just from walking outside at Diversity street

>caller says she was beaten up and is bleeding from the head

11/10 idea would actually do that.

wow a fairly responsible parent.

It said "happy 4th of July, Roberts!" God bless you and America

Robert drives a distressed lady and her kid home bc shes had too much to drink. Robert protects and serves

I'm sure they get a lot of over time, which may or may not be a good thing.

It's Diversy

what a swell lado!

good one, Robert
i needed a chuckle

>male kicking at a door

>try bruh

That would require making and using a facespace acct. However, I'd happily watch the content if others mule'd it back here.

Lol 933 Robert is a jolly ol guy

someone a couple of threads ago said he got caught posting by his Sgt and no more since

>ywn patrol the streets with your fellow Roberts while forgetting to check your keys.

>Breaking each others shit

Grey Goose back.

>TEEENNNNNNNNN FOUR!

933... what a guy

doggo lives matter

>overly fake cheery singing Robert
Sometimes we all snap, it's ok man....it's ok.
>missing black lab named shadow : (

that Robert is super happy.

On that note, should we compile all of our Robert memes in a series of hardcover books and send them to CPD

He was here tonight? Also, PICROBERT IS A COP!?

can confirm
lateral officers to Irving start 70's and get a great pension
and no niggers to deal with

Honestly have considered doing something like this. I think its about time we started helping Robert more. We've become familiar enough with the system

Lots of couples fighting tonight. Weve got a few alleys and a white 4 door suv fight.

Yes. As a big thankyou.

>Sgt was on Sup Forums

another texasbro? happy 4th bub

>large group of guys beating two females in the street

fug you and your comic sans, robert ;_;

5 dudes beating up 2 females whattt?

This Robert?

The brand new legend

Was literally gonna say one of my buddies started there 2 years ago.

>males fighting females in the street
>shots fired at 64 Campbell
>caller says she heard 10 shots
>large crowd at Wood

wew after midnight the shots fired calls have really ramped up

Hahaha....The idea of a meet up with a rented armored car outfitted with cameras, a hotel command center, and other autism like delivering dispatch food were talked about.....why not make it. they could make the nogs they lock up look at while they wait to be processed.

10:00 Real Robert Hours
12:00 Real Nigger Hours

>victim #1 has a gunshot wound to the head
>victim #2 has a gunshot to the thigh
>he got shot twice

It's headshot night.

Fucking fireworks.

>Shot in the foot
kek

>footshot

I'm talking about the namefag PicRobert

hiya satan. I was user that recommended buying a used brinks truck to tour Chicago in lol. would make for some amazing experiences for sure

>tfw She can't walk doggers.

>you will NEVER bring cute dispatch a bucket of chicago's finest friend chicken wings, her eyes lighting up as she realizes her work doesnt go unappreciated

very unsatanic post

It's the adderall.

how many homicides is that

...

been here all night guys
Im the fag who fucked up and posted CNN shit in last thread
see Im really not a shill

This was the last pic he took. He won't be posting here any more...

whoa, Kek finds this a devilish idea

>this nig is going to blow up a dumpster /livemap#@41.837040624,-87.689659118,10z

Still don't care. Check your keys, Robert.