>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
I'll ask again, where is pic robert? Anyone seen him? I wanna work on my gimp skills.
Connor Thompson
< This. Save my thread for bump limit
Nathan Ross
cutie dispatch is new as far as I know. hopefully she can maintain the optomism
Brody Moore
AYO IS DIS DA BANG THREAD
Jason Foster
Hopefully she doesn't get burned out and become Crabby or Sassy.
Juan Walker
i'll keep it bumped for you so it doesnt archive
James Murphy
OHHHH FUCCKKKKKKK 10-1 10-1 OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN!!!!!!
Aaron Taylor
Do you know if the police here get payed a fuckton more than a police in some quiet neighborhood? If they don't they should
Asher Jackson
You're fired
John Morris
Nice teamwork. Stay comfy, Robert.
Eli Barnes
Truly the hero we need.
Michael Thompson
cutie dispatch makes it comfy
Ethan Sanchez
Crabby, Sassy, and Cutie. What a dream team.
Bentley Thomas
they get paid literally shit. I think median for Chicago is mid 40k a year. not sure tho
Aaron Gomez
Yea senpai dis da thred ma nigga.
Jose Sanchez
Their median salary is $56k. Not much at all for a big city and the amount of work they do.
Ryan Phillips
Cuttie/shy dispatch is adorable :3
Hunter Miller
it came over dispatch 10-1 10-1 officer needs assistance. I didn't bullshit
Caleb Green
latina dispatch best dispatch >when she rolls her Rs
Angel Harris
i like this one
Logan Watson
You must be like 10 minutes behind. We heard it earlier.
CHECK YO KEYS NIBBA
Jaxon Morris
Especially for the danger. Holy shit can you imagine dealing with this niggers every day for that money?
Alexander Russell
56k is nothing. there are super nice areas in north texas paying 60-80k.
Justin Peterson
>what if we started monitoring face_book live videos in chicago and reporting them?
Lincoln Murphy
well fuck. will check my keys. ty robert
Matthew Jones
weed lmao
Josiah Ramirez
>caller says a male is kicking at her door >neighbors playing loud music, drinking and smoking dude weed
Blake Foster
There's always the chance you get to shoot a few so theres that.
Oliver King
was that morse code?
Michael Scott
>see the way you move >gotta make you sweat >gotta make you groove
Landon Moore
Or Periscope streams.
Bentley Gutierrez
I was earlier just watching coons repeat "we out here" and "WHattup Live"
Easton Moore
it is said you get a secondhand buzz just from walking outside at Diversity street
>caller says she was beaten up and is bleeding from the head
Christian Cox
11/10 idea would actually do that.
Sebastian Johnson
wow a fairly responsible parent.
Angel Morris
It said "happy 4th of July, Roberts!" God bless you and America
Mason Edwards
Robert drives a distressed lady and her kid home bc shes had too much to drink. Robert protects and serves
Ryan Long
I'm sure they get a lot of over time, which may or may not be a good thing.
Nathan Gray
It's Diversy
Ian Martinez
what a swell lado!
Luis Wright
good one, Robert i needed a chuckle
Owen Harris
>male kicking at a door
Ethan Baker
>try bruh
Aiden Garcia
That would require making and using a facespace acct. However, I'd happily watch the content if others mule'd it back here.
Brandon Morales
Lol 933 Robert is a jolly ol guy
Matthew Morgan
someone a couple of threads ago said he got caught posting by his Sgt and no more since
Dominic Adams
>ywn patrol the streets with your fellow Roberts while forgetting to check your keys.
Landon Jones
>Breaking each others shit
Josiah Lopez
Grey Goose back.
Justin Ross
>TEEENNNNNNNNN FOUR!
933... what a guy
Matthew Ward
doggo lives matter
Nathan Cox
>overly fake cheery singing Robert Sometimes we all snap, it's ok man....it's ok. >missing black lab named shadow : (
Mason Clark
that Robert is super happy.
Bentley Thomas
On that note, should we compile all of our Robert memes in a series of hardcover books and send them to CPD
Bentley Wilson
He was here tonight? Also, PICROBERT IS A COP!?
Chase Reed
can confirm lateral officers to Irving start 70's and get a great pension and no niggers to deal with
Joseph Jenkins
Honestly have considered doing something like this. I think its about time we started helping Robert more. We've become familiar enough with the system
Levi Jackson
Lots of couples fighting tonight. Weve got a few alleys and a white 4 door suv fight.
Robert Ward
Yes. As a big thankyou.
Blake Collins
>Sgt was on Sup Forums
Ayden Lee
another texasbro? happy 4th bub
Jaxson Bell
>large group of guys beating two females in the street
Brody Gray
fug you and your comic sans, robert ;_;
Julian Jackson
5 dudes beating up 2 females whattt?
Mason Mitchell
This Robert?
Charles Ward
The brand new legend
Lucas Allen
Was literally gonna say one of my buddies started there 2 years ago.
Angel Reed
>males fighting females in the street >shots fired at 64 Campbell >caller says she heard 10 shots >large crowd at Wood
Samuel Nguyen
wew after midnight the shots fired calls have really ramped up
Justin Morgan
Hahaha....The idea of a meet up with a rented armored car outfitted with cameras, a hotel command center, and other autism like delivering dispatch food were talked about.....why not make it. they could make the nogs they lock up look at while they wait to be processed.
William James
10:00 Real Robert Hours 12:00 Real Nigger Hours
Jose Roberts
>victim #1 has a gunshot wound to the head >victim #2 has a gunshot to the thigh >he got shot twice
It's headshot night.
Christopher Lewis
Fucking fireworks.
Nolan Foster
>Shot in the foot kek
Angel Thompson
>footshot
Jordan Martinez
I'm talking about the namefag PicRobert
Christian Perez
hiya satan. I was user that recommended buying a used brinks truck to tour Chicago in lol. would make for some amazing experiences for sure
Jack Thomas
>tfw She can't walk doggers.
Daniel Powell
>you will NEVER bring cute dispatch a bucket of chicago's finest friend chicken wings, her eyes lighting up as she realizes her work doesnt go unappreciated
very unsatanic post
Angel Lopez
It's the adderall.
Ayden Diaz
how many homicides is that
Ayden Morris
...
Carson Jones
been here all night guys Im the fag who fucked up and posted CNN shit in last thread see Im really not a shill
Cameron Smith
This was the last pic he took. He won't be posting here any more...
Alexander Reed
whoa, Kek finds this a devilish idea
Evan King
>this nig is going to blow up a dumpster /livemap#@41.837040624,-87.689659118,10z