>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
burning trash cans, garages, cars, and empty houses have almost become white noise at this point.
Nathaniel Ross
Fresh hot steaming meme. Without picrobert I had to pull a stock image and try to make it work. Still too dark?
William Smith
anyone else hear Trump just now?
Aiden Sanders
YOOO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAID AHHHH I DON'T REMEMBAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Austin Torres
>open key trump impersonation
Kevin Torres
Mister Furious was talking shit to Blue Raja and he took care of business against that motherfucker.
Did I just hear a Trump sound clip?
Isaiah Clark
>YOOO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAID AHHHH I DON'T REMEMBAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kayden Stewart
DAMNIT!
I'm not feeling very creative, but i felt like I should try because it's Nigmas.
Alexander Anderson
the hard life of a garage
Dominic Allen
>Bullets, no gun...
Gavin Williams
Take your political b8 to threads that care.
Cameron Foster
10-4
Josiah Sanders
The scanner audio is brutal.
nypost.com/2017/07/05/nypd-officer-shot-on-duty-in-critical-condition/ >a suspect who came up and blasted her through the window without warning, sources said. >“It was an attempted cop assassination,” one law enforcement source told The Post. >The gunman approached the officer at 12:30 a.m. as she sat inside a temporary headquarters vehicle
Cameron Lee
did you not hear it user..... i made that image you posted silly user
Andrew Martin
>gunshot wound to the right ankle >achilles heel area
Camden Sanders
>victim's condition is "good" Well done, Robert!
Xavier King
not b8, it was loud and clear..
Hudson White
Is this who's behind Crabby
Jaxon Robinson
What is going on with the condition thing?
John Wilson
Go Blackhawks.
Carson Mitchell
My fucking ears hurt from 4 hours of headphones. Worth it.
Nicholas Moore
stable is not a condition, they need "good" or "critical" as a condition
Ryder Thompson
Stable is not a condition. Meme from last season on the fourth.
Christopher Cooper
>another trash can on fire
Nathan Carter
>two more, separate, cases of trashcan fires
Cooper Gonzalez
Well I sure as hell didn't make it. Lots of mileage left for it though. Cheers, Robert.
Eli Rivera
Ahh okay.
Chase Mitchell
Fuckin right Chicagoooo
Jason Rodriguez
Do you have at least 20 other chinaman pictures?
Adam Phillips
>cookies The tamest thing I've heard on this channel
Aiden Adams
>hallucinating from eating cookies laced with marijuana
Nathan Hall
>33 y/o female ate some weed cookies and is now hallucinating
Eli Garcia
>trippin off the weed cookies lel
Carson Flores
How many marijuanas were in those cookies???
Jaxson Gonzalez
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS
"Ahhh I don't know what I said! I don't remember!"
>chick hallucinating from pot cookies there must be more than that
Robert Russell
"good", "poor", or "critical" ftfy
Caleb Collins
i was only pointing out this is my /comfy/ not gonna derail with b8. the impersonation was funny as hell. he did it on purpose. assume he was making fun of a victim/complainant/perp
Elijah Brown
At least 7
Hunter Lewis
Protip: that was not marijuana
Lincoln Lewis
>arguing with the doorperson What a vapid cunt
Isaiah Cruz
not on my current flash
Sebastian White
Oh shit, he wasn't making fun of Trump, he was using Trump's meme to make fun of someone. That's hilarious.
Christopher Davis
>beaten by an unknown male
Dylan Young
...
Jaxon Barnes
24 YEAR OLD MALE BLACK
Ryder Robinson
>Male Black named Odee's Nix
Jackson Myers
I heard good, serious, and critical earlier today
Hunter Edwards
I sure did.
Camden Turner
>(((polaski)))
Thomas Wood
>remove intoxicated aggressive panhandler from McDonalds
Jeremiah Morris
> Please remove the intoxicated panhandler who is aggressive with people
Who the fuck is panhandling at 3 am
Colton Parker
Fair enough. I'm a returning vet from last summer. I like your crabby dispatch drawfag works. Stay comfy, Robert.
Owen Russell
all those poor, innocent trash cans
Dominic Anderson
One very cheery robert
Cooper Myers
remember that fat nigger wannabe ralphie may? he was scheduled to do a comedy show in denver and it was cancelled because he couldn't even talk, let alone do the show. when he was arrested he looked confused as fuck. protip: if you eat enough weed, you will trip the fuck out
Oliver Ward
Oh man Niggy Smalls is on the loose
Isaiah Butler
Drug addicts
Isaiah Gomez
Jesus fucking christ that's rough to listen to
Aaron Nguyen
I mean to say... who are they panhandling to? Who is still out and about at 3 am in residential neighborhoods?
Jack Evans
>females trying to fight the female caller >man passed out in a gray Rav4
Joshua Sanchez
>Officer Erica is calling, group of females trying to fight her Robert to the rescue
Christopher Lee
Would you go on a ride along with a real Robert /cpd/?
Hunter Gutierrez
>passed out in a Rav4 completely out of hand
Colton Ramirez
of course
Landon Peterson
Drunk white folks. Like me when I go out to the bars.
John Rodriguez
ROBERT'S GONNA SMASH THAT
Levi Morgan
i came because i thought this would give me a good laugh but this has just made me sad as fuck
Tyler Hill
it would sure get the testicles quaking
Isaac Howard
Hell yes. Alone, never.
Brayden Morris
You ever been to a large city at night? Panhandlers panhandle at all hours. Fucking lazy shits. We should be able to hunt them like animals.
Levi Gray
Yeah, we also heard "fair" a little while ago. Which sounds synonymous with "stable" if you ask me. But dispatch doesn't seem to sass about those phrases like how they get triggered by "stable".
Nolan Morales
Go to Walgreens, buy some redpills and a blackpill, take them and wait a few months. Then come back for a good time
Eli White
any time
Isaiah Butler
>dark complected black male black as night
Cameron Lopez
You're just not /comfy/, snacks are on the table and beer is on tap.
