Can anyone name a single war USA won?

Can anyone name a single war USA won?

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Revolutionary war, War of 1812, Spanish American War, WWI, WWII, Korean War, Desert Storm, Gulf War. Eat refugee cum and die eurofaggot.

Not the civil war... obviously...

No, we didn't win any. It's weird that we're even a superpower, to be quite honest. Meanwhile, Europe will never have a unified super-state and instead has to settle for the broken bureaucratic mess that is the EU, and all they can do is watch as millions of rapefugees flood through their borders and their societies crumble all around them. Sad, really.

meme war

Grenada in '83

>we didn't win any
>revolutionary war
>spanish american war
>1812
>both world wars
>gulf war

World War 3

The meme war in '16

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Canada won the War of 1812

>War of 1812
If we keep saying it enough it will be true guys

>*cough*

Us Barbary state War

>Revolutionary war
France won it for you.

>War of 1812
Nice meme.

>Spanish American War
Irrelevant gay war against an irrelevant gay country.

>WWI
Kekkles. Turned up late and did pretty much fuck all.

>WWII
>Brits and Russians did most of the heavy-lifting.

>Korean War
Fake news. It never officially ended. No peace treaty.

>Desert Storm
>Gulf War
>beating sandniggers is an achievement

0/10

International community and Canada recognize this one as either a draw or a loss for you since YOU were the invading forces, guys.
You still have other military accomplishments, just not the war of 1812.

This

Every single one of them, except for the vietcunts

You forgot the vietnam war
also checked

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none
jews won them all

The war on your mum

>asks us a day after 4th of July

war on drugs

war on terror

russia didn't do a goddam thing against the japs and paid the price for being scumbag collaborators with the nazis

how does licking your own shit off of refugee dick taste?

since the goal of the slimy english was to reconquer the colonies we win and we fought and won our independence yours was granted. there is a difference cuck

The War against Mexico ? The one against Spain that led to the Philippines being owned by the US ? How about the Cold War ? And the Gulf War ?

And I could go on, they ended WW1 and 2, you know that, right ?

the confederates were a bunch of thieves and murders and they got off easy

Obvious b8, but the most important post-revolutionary war that really gave us our international community ranking (also excluding world wars because that wasn't only us, we were helping Europeans) was probably the Spanish American war. You know, the one where we beat Spain and took them from a world power down to a 3. It gave us some reputation and some new land.

Thanks, Frenchie. Sorry we couldn't win Meme War 2 though.

I think that the Confederacy's slave thing was pretty justified though. Really, they only wanted slaves because the economy down there would suffer. And that's why the North wanted to get rid of the South's slaves- to kill their economy if they did secede.

>Brits did most of that
Yeah, especially the dying part
You faggots got pushed out of Europe and we're getting your home bombarded when we stepped in

We also effectively fought the Japanese solo. You guys got your ass also handed to you in South Asia.

And let's not forget when we hand Montgomery a task, he completely fucks it up (Market Garden).

We helped the Brits take back all the land they lost. Both in North Africa through Italy, as well as France, Belgium and eventually to Germany. Russia only was successful because Germans were sloppy in East Europe and let a shit tier army get the best of their supply route issues.

You would not have won WW2 without us, as much as your smug English attitude wants to think otherwise.

we lost the Vietnam war technically

Dude, is a Britcuck. He'll just deny our victories as real. We're a very young country and our scientific and wartime achievements still reach beyond most countries. Don't let him get to you about his terrible butthurt British pride. Now, I think I just heard a gunshot in my development, so I'm leaving.

SLIDE THREAD, GET IN HERE

True but capitalism still thrives in Vietnam somehow. It's like a flower through concrete. I'll take that as a lose-but-with-benefits.

The North Vietnamese were more nationalistic than communistic. The First Indochina War was fought against the French to become free from colonial rule, which they did in 1954. Vietnam was split into North and South Vietnam after the war through the Geneva Accords. Then the VC and NVA went into another war to unite both sections of Vietnam which they accomplished in 1975.

Canada was barely a player in the war of 1812, it was the British who burned the white house, and the official status of the war was white peace because the British got their ass handed to them at the Battle of New Orleans

Nice slide thread
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The civil war?

You're likely replying to an Indian or Pakistani muslim emigrant. Calm down and don't sperg out at actual Englishmen, retard, it's just Sup Forums.

You don't have a right to talk about, "We", or, "Us". You didn't do anything. You didn't sacrifice anything. You didn't struggle to exist.

When you take your high school level jingoism and simplify and disrespect the devastation of the European theater, particularly in the Eastern Front where 85%+ of German warriors perished, all you accomplish is embarrass yourself and your flag.

>You had allies so you lost
Bong leave

Dude you lost half of them. Especially 1812. CNN and Fox brainwashed you.

Did you Americans win any wars without the help of allies? No. You're a bunch of losers, freeriding on others' victories.

Learn some history. What are you, American?

>DUDE
>you lost half of them

List them

holy shit absolutely blasted off
fpbp

None. And neither can anybody else in modern times. Nobody wins a major regional or global war anymore without allies.

You'd have to go all the way back to Rome v. Carthage to find something to look at. And even the Romans had help from their slaves from other regions.