>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
on the sofa, in my house on the side of the road >hoping for crabby dispatch tonight
Joseph Ward
>male black all black put a gun to his head
Ryan Peterson
>playing streets bingo tonight. need to see if there are any duds on the card
Hunter Thomas
time to roll the dice!
Gavin Miller
>male hispanic urinated on the building >had a sharp object in his hand >may be intoxicated
So many machete-related crimes do you think we're going to get tonight?
Eli Gray
Evening Roberts.
Noah Clark
/comfy/pd bump. Any action tonight? I'm guessing it'll be a bit slow after the July 4 murderocalypse
Landon Garcia
how many last night. I remember hearing a string of reports about people getting cut. also, FINAL SCORE FOR THE WEEKEND! >90 people shot >12 of those dead almost made it to 100, damn
Christian Howard
Hey roberts!! Did I miss anything?
Oliver Cox
New Record folks
Adam Davis
>dead nig call in the snatchers
Ian Evans
>body removal call remember Roberts, 90 min, OR IT'S FREE!
Isaiah Cooper
Just tuned in. What's she talking about body decomposition for?!
Nicholas Rodriguez
>deceased male black >5'10 275 pounds
It was the diabeetus, wasn't it?
Joshua Cooper
can i get a gestalt on the murderocalypse. I was out.
Lincoln Wright
Keys checked Q: Are Roberts issued Tasers? youtu.be/KyrQ3cesM2A we wuz 'lectrified & sheeit
Also FBI got carjacked with a bunch of guns and body armor
Wyatt Bennett
For the whole holiday weekend
>102 shot >15 dead >that may or may not include the dindu with an AK who got put down by the cops >more fires than I can count >dude lost half of his head, possibly in a fireworks accident >multiple machete fights >male gook dangling a smaller male gook off of an overpass by his feet while a female gook watched
Logan Ramirez
>overdose at the library
At least the nigs use it for something.
Jordan Hernandez
What happened to the ambient music on "youarelistening"??
James Sanders
>dude lost half of his head, possibly in a fireworks accident
Did he make the team?
Brandon Gonzalez
Chicango niggers ruining the whole state,, check.
Matthew James
it's very quiet right? I ended lowering the radio volume
Lucas Wilson
>heard four gunshots >then three or four more >thinks it's a firefight
Dylan Wright
Last nights streets bingo
Aiden Lopez
I can't even hear it at all
Eli Gray
Heineken is shit confirmed!
Austin Brooks
I wasn't sure I heard Addison I marked it but may have been Madison. So I need to remove Woodlawn and Addison. I heard cermak for sure
Andrew Rogers
Jesus Robert confirms this account. It was a marathon of niggitry. God bless Robert and Adam, Jesus forgives him for not checking his keys. Under sassy, crabby and the innocent cuttie we report, amen.
Well done, Robert. Thanks to the crackdown, last night wasn't nearly as eventful as last year's 4th. Sadly, these threads will come to a close if we get what we want. I'm willing to give up comfy free entertainment on the 4th in favor of Robert coming put victorious.
Carson Wright
>caller says they have guns, knives and everything
Elijah Hughes
when Chicago ends, the insanity of las vegas begins.
Nathaniel Reed
I guess they must have got Morloch nog or he was shot within the last year.
Maybe he swore off pulling people into the sewer.
Julian Sanders
>just about to say henlo to ROBERTS >male HIS PANIC chasing somebody with a gun
Isaiah Turner
5'3"
Joshua Allen
>beanlets When will they learn?
Oliver Morris
>hysterical female woke up covered in blood >they're all hysterical
Ryan Howard
The best thing on Sup Forums. If anyone listens to this for any period of time you realize blacks and hispanics need to be exterminated from the face of the planet. The murder and gun crime statistics of chicago don't scratch the surface of how bad these animals really are
Asher Baker
Male black wearing backpack crawling in the middle of the street.
James Scott
White power Robert should be around soon. I disagree with his ideals but respect him as a man. It's odd how there is a mutant level of respect on the inter-webs.
I'll be logging events soon.
Cooper Miller
REAL ROBERT HOURS
Chase Myers
bitch prolly had a niglet miscarriage and didnt know she was preggo
David Hughes
I think hispanics are okay :^)
James Gomez
I'm listing to a few more songs on my play list, but Adam needs to learn how to check his keys.
Ryan Mitchell
fat people problems.
Tyler Ward
>Also FBI got carjacked with a bunch of guns and body armor I really feel sorry for those guys. Wrong place at the wrong time, and all of a sudden your career is in the shitter, and the shitter's clogged. I mean, trying to live that shit down is not even possible. In a hundred years, people in the FBI at least will still remember their names as: "Those dudes who got their dumb asses carjacked; DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!", followed by a mental picture of a frowning Smokey The Bear. Brutal.
Nathaniel Ramirez
it happens to skinny bitches too. basically a low iq problem. there is no way to mistake the feeling of a kid kicking inside you with anything else. feels like you have a creature with dozens of limbs hitting every organ.
Logan Rodriguez
checked. Honestly I feel for most FBI as here know as "Fred The fed". Most Freds are good people trying to do a good job...or at least I like to think so. I might not agree with their dog shittyness, but right now they have a job and need the support.
Bentley Ramirez
>one of them claims to be a Nuke City Shooter
WE WUZ FALLOUT AND SHIIET
Justin Hernandez
>Nuke city shooter either a firework or a laser gun
Jaxon Morris
>boyfriend roughed her up, she wants to get her shit >"Prefect, i like specifics!" < the key to sassy's heart
Jaxson Morris
>list of fireworks and disturbances >seems calm after last night. >male black with black back pack crawling in streetm, a few calls on this one.
Jace Morales
confirmed Roberta?
Dominic Price
Halsted, user, not Halstead.
Ian Brooks
CHECK YO KEYS!!!
Austin Jackson
Y'all motherfuckers need to check yo keys.
Carter Baker
BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT? Fuck off with Robert. Tonight is about CNN and destroying them. Not fapping to Robert.
Colton Jenkins
Yeah, so far this season I haven't heard a single call about a struggling or limp female being dragged into a storm drain. He was probably either caught or killed.
Christopher Ortiz
This is probably true.
Camden Nguyen
Newfag, please leave. Everynight is Robert night.
Jonathan Smith
shhh
Logan Gutierrez
>Bruce Rauner wants to destroy the loan status of the state by vetoing another budget after the state hasn't had one for 3 years >He also thinks the catastrophic failures of Kansas going all in on voodoo economics will work great for the Illinois >Now he has republicans revolting against him. >Still has more economic growth than Kansas even with a governor sabotaging the state every step of the way. Rauner is making sure Illinois will remain forever blue.
Wake me when there isn't a report about fireworks.
Caleb Thompson
10-4 : )
Jaxson Powell
ty will fix it when i figure out what to replace the 2 duds with
Lincoln Hughes
Male Black has been stealing liquor and attacking random people all day
Colton Anderson
Do you think that if the nogs in Chicago knew how much the whole world views them with contempt, they would do anything to change their behaviour? I mean, even the IRA and the assholes in Spain and Colombia have gotten with the tour, but it seems like our melanin-enhanced brothers and sisters just aren't getting the message. Maybe there is some truth to the rumour that blacks are endemically dumber than whites.
Michael Reed
>male or female.. cpd mughsots
David Perez
much rhetoric he cloaks...
Jordan Ward
That'll never happen so long as we keep glorifying nigger culture in mainstream music and movies
Aiden Howard
>car fire on the dan ryan
Elijah Butler
there's fucking bedlam in chiraq all over.
give me something that can hold any water against that understatement.
Liam Jones
>hold up alarm at mat parker residence.
I'm going to guess female because of the softness and size of features. The look in their eyes is emotional too.
Hunter Lopez
They are incapable
Caleb Sullivan
>cop gets bitch slapped, proceeds to be 100% professional
I'm just waiting for the manufactured outrage over this one.
Nathaniel Allen
>8 male blacks drinking and doing drugs >one clames to be a "nuke city shooter" >lol wut?!
Cooper Barnes
There's nothing to fix. Your pensions are irreparably out of control. Hiking taxes to kick the can isn't helping your economy. The only reason your aren't bankrupt yet is because of all of the companies in the greater chicago area, once taxes become crushing they'll leave. Your public unions will kill your state. You should look into how much teachers and other public employees make on their pensions and how quickly they vest.
Christian Martinez
Then go to one of the dozen CNN breads and get the fuck out of our /comfy/.
Michael Myers
They know it and the dems taught them to use the contept as an excuse to behave even worse, to gain votes. That's why they want to make it illegal to criticize Male Black. Because it got out of hand.
Carter Gray
Their language doesn't even have words for them them to understand promises or commitments or fire or past. It's here and now only
Ian Mitchell
...
Henry Green
correct
Wyatt Stewart
Brother, always judge the works of the poster, not the post. You can always tell the true poster.
>unknown racial issues from someone. tonight is Sup Forums invades?
Jason Wright
>chair on fire in the alley
Levi Murphy
...
Ryder Ramirez
had a nig sleeping on a sofa in the alley this morning. guess a lot of furniture got puked on yesterday and dumped in the alley
Andrew Harris
Women are emotional creatures. Men are hard and without feeling Both need each other for reasons the other can't understand.
>photographs of body needed
Nolan Smith
I just read Chicago won't be able to open it's schools this fall if a deal isn't made soon. Expect more "kids" on the streets when summer ends. Robert is going to have his hands full.
>THIS FALL >SCHOOLS OUT
Christian Hill
i wanna say female but that peach fuzz mustache makes it hard... guess male
Hudson Cook
Would bang, although I would make sure she didn't have any potential weapons within reach.
Kevin Gomez
Well, I'd say both.
Noah Cook
WOULD HIS PUNANY SMELL LIKE TUMERIC?
Charles Hernandez
its a tough call desu
Thomas King
>i wanna say female Then I think you need to talk to someone. Seriously.
Liam Collins
I'm going with tranny.
Luke Anderson
you can divide people by 4 traits. head first, heart first, trees, forest. Heart first people are wired very differently every decision they make is based on feelings and their heart. they are predominantly female. Head first people make decisions based on reason. Forest people only see the big picture and get confused by details. Tree people only sees the trees and are incapable of seeing the big picture..
im head first, tree, details are my bread and butter.... heart first big picture are your bleeding heart libs, they are incapable of seeing what needs to be done and incapable of accepting facts
