Jesus was a Refugee

Can someone refute this garbage I'm seeing all over D.C. on people's bumper stickers.

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Atheists telling Christians how to be good goys.

No, but his parents were though.

Refugee is a code word for Muslim. It's a taqiya trick to think Jesus was Muslim.

He was born (according to the Scripture) in Bethehem, Roman Empire.
He was raised in Nazareth, Roman Empire.
And died in Jerusalem, Roman Empire.

Refugee how exactly?

He has made from one blood every nation of men to live on the entire face of the earth, having appointed fixed times and the boundaries of their habitation, that they should seek the Lord so perhaps they might reach for Him and find Him, though He is not far from each one of us. (Acts 17:26-27)

It was also part of God's plan therefore if I want a boatload of refugees to sink then that must also be a part of God's plan too. Don't create arguments about religion when it will swing right back at you.

The historical Jesus was never a refugee. The slaying of the male infants and the subsequent flight to Egypt never happened (nor did the census of Quirinius for that manner). He was born and raised in Galilee.

Liberals are retarded. No logic ever creeps into their assertions

Did Jesus blow people up? No? Well I guess that's why we're not jesusophobic

someone said it to Abbot once and he said that Jesus sought asylum in the closest safe nation, not the nation that was best for him economically. Jesus, Mary and Joseph also returned once the threat was over.

YAY! JEWISH HATE THREAD!!!

GAS THE KIKES! RACE WAR NOW!!

Joseph was going BACK TO HIS HOME to answer THE CENSUS.
Fuck, not evety traveller is a refugee.

His parents fled to Egypt for a couple of years, but they went back when the trouble was over.
They also went to the closest safe country and most certainly didn't live of off wellfare

The Jews were trying to post birth abortion all the babies in Jerusalem because Herod the Dickless did't want the real king to take his thrown.

they were running from some bad dudes

Jesus isn't real. He was not a refugee. Retards.

>jesus was a refugee
Yeah and his actions in life as a result didn't exactly pan out great for the jews.

Wut?

Nonsense? He was a Nazarene. You speak with forked tongue.

> Local boy

try to think of it this way: even if this were a true statement, it changes nothing about the current situation of the refugee crisis.

But he definitely was not a rapefugee.

Frankincense Gold and myrrh are valuable so no welfare.

Jesus sees sinners and atheists as threats coming into Heaven, that's why he sends them to Hell. All of them. It doesn't matter if they seemed like a good people or not, if they did not obey the Lord, they went straight to Hell.

Why am I saying this? America is Heaven and Muslims are the threats. Doesn't matter if a handful are good people, most are threats. Threats that won't to spread lies about America and ruin it with bombs. We can't afford to have those people in our country.

*that want to spread

Even secular historians agree Jesus was real, you stupid idiot. You can't just make shit up to support your faith in atheism and conclude you're being rational.

they were presents they got before fleeing, so no, that is not welfare

They were not fucking refugees.

I just gave up on defending something I barely believed in. It's pretty relieving to give up that jewish cult, give it a try. No more charity shaming, no more refugee shaming, you can be a mean son of a bitch with no regrets.

Gotta channel good ole' Christanity that isn't about destroying Western Civilization, and crypto communism.

Or else maybe the christcucks need to rethink their fandom.

Communism works on the small scale, but does not apply on the large scale. Seems like the same could be said for the Christian Values

At the time of his birth, the earth’s entire population was just 300 million, smaller than the U.S. by itself today.

Even if he was a refugee you can not argue that it is in any way significant in CURRENT YEAR>

Stfu faggot

Jesus was a liberal

drop that jew religion before it does any more damage

I don't get it. Jesus was a based blue collar worker.

Jesus was ''insert whatever the left is pushing''

Jesus wasn't a refugee because he didn't exist:

timsteppingout.wordpress.com/category/the-jesus-myth/

youtube.com/watch?v=vMo5R5pLPBE

scribd.com/document/262197102/Murdock-D-M-Christ-in-Egypt-The-Horus-Jesus-connection-pdf

a tranny

Thank god some of us have some common sense.

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What about christians telling christians how to be good goys?

Jesus was a Roman citizen. Are they just making shit up now?

Jesus fucking predated the concept of nation states. Nationalism is a recent invention.

>citizen under jus sanguinus and jus soli
>travelling to pay taxes
>somehow a refugee
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Mary and Joseph fled while Herod was chimping out killing kids. Its in the bible.

>His parents fled to Egypt
Which was a Roman province too at that time.

Then why do they always push him as a sandnigger then?
Get your deception straight kike.

Okay, Jesus is real. How would he have been any different to Charlie Manson or that flying comet retard and just convinced retards to join the cult with "totally real not fake at all walking on water just drink this wine, and drink this boiled peyote"

Well seeing as countries in our modern sense of the world didn't exist until around 400 years ago I don't understand what they mean by "refugee"

jesus was an anchor babby

Bin Laden was a refugee

Jesus was a fucking nigger

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Yes. Jesus was never a refugee. It's just completely made up crap.
Ask them when Jesus was a refugee, I don't know how to refute it anymore than by saying I know his story and he was never a refugee.
Jesus parents were not refugees. They didn't ask for refuge. No one would have given it to them. Travelling abroad, to Egypt doesn't make them refugees. They crossed a border to dodge some trouble. So all the British soldiers who fled Belgium to be rescued at Dunkirk were refugees?
Bollocks. It's stretching the term in a way that that doesn't work.

Satan was a refugee.

But they stayed in the Roman Empire, which they were citizens of, thus why they were counted in the census.

Jesus' family were traveling for a census. Read the fucking Bible.

>regugee
>Flees Roman Empire to go to Roman Empire

>how can I refute the truth and convince myself I'm not wrong

Never change, christcucks.

Top kek

God can't be a refugee kike, he made the whole planet.

Everything you've ever loved was a refugee. Now, open your wallets and anuses and welcome your replacements?

>jesus doesn't exist
>but if he did he'd totally be a refugee

liberals, not even once

Didn't they have to spend like 3 years in Egypt or something as literal refugees?

It's not true
this
The issue at hand with refugees is people want to take them in because of the color of their skin and the fact that they are muslims, which makes democrats feel good about themselves.

Compare this to the people of Venezuela. They aren't leaving the country wholesale, they are staying and fighting their oppressive gov't by rioting and stuff.

Just existing doesn't give you a right to benifits, welfare, and an American zipcode.
2 Thessalonians 3:10
>For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: “The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat.”

ETC

Jesus was a legal immigrant. He traveled according to the legal system of Rome.

Only "Progressives" think illegals and refugees are the same as hard working immigrants.

He wasn't a refugee. He was born while Mary and Joseph were traveling to partake in a state ordered census.

So if Jesus was a refugee, who was persecuting him? Oh that's right the Jews, so does this mean Hitler was right?

That's leaving california for ohio at the time

Not much more stupid than this. Jesus was born in Israel. These clowns think because his parents travelled to Bethlehem for a census and he was born there, that he was a "refugee." Bethlehem was IN THE SAME FREAKING COUNTRY! That's like saying that someone from NYC, who travels to Albany and stays in a Motel 6 is a refugee.

>support your faith in atheism
Atheism does not require a priori belief. There are factually no deities you can communicate with.

>good ole' Christanity that isn't about destroying Western Civilization, and crypto communism
Christianity IS communism. That's why it destroyed Rome. You can't have a non-communist Christianity, that's why America had to separate church and state.

Jesus was executed...

Jesus wasn't a refugee. He lived his entire life in the Roman Empire. Your family travelling around a lot within a country in order to escape problems in one state or for economic reasons doesn't make you an illegal immigrant. It doesn't even make you an immigrant.

Did Jesus' family have problems finding a hotel in one town? Yeah. They were there due to a census and the whole place was jam packed with other people the same. But they weren't homeless. Not at all.

Jesus Himself preached about respecting secular laws and not being a screeching autist fanatic about everything, like other Jewish religious preachers of His time. "Render Unto Caesar What is Caesar's." Obey Roman Laws, don't make trouble, and there won't be no trouble.

So maybe these illegal immigrants from Syria and Libya should stop their religious wars, obey immigration laws, and stay in the country they were born in and try to make that better. That's what Jesus preached.

>But muh Crusades
Defensive wars against Islamic aggression. Anatolia used to Christian, until the Muslims came along. Same with the Holy Land. If the Christians hadn't pushed back, Spain and southern Italy would be still praying to Mecca.

Judea was a Roman client state but not fully integrated yet, fleeing to Roman Egypt at least got them away from Herod.

Also both Luke and Matthew's birth narratives were written to explain how Jesus of Nazareth fulfilled the prophecies about Bethlehem, they contradict each other and were made up after the fact.

Checked

You have to prove he existed before trying to prove/disprove that he was a refugee.

>Even secular historians agree Jesus was real, you stupid idiot.

argumentum ad verecundiam, argumentum ad populum, try again

>You can't just make shit up to support your faith in atheism and conclude you're being rational.
>implying the current "evidence" for Jesus even exists or isn't made up shit