Give me one good reason why you shouldn't homeschool your kids?

Give me one good reason why you shouldn't homeschool your kids?

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extra curriculars.

doing it in elementary and potentially some middle school is fine, but colleges won't give a shit about you unless you competed in multiple academic groups, played 2 sports, and saved the children in africa in your spare time with a 4.0 gpa.

Getting into a good college is a lot fucking harder than it used to be. It used to be as easy as all As and being the head of a couple clubs.

I don't have time, neither does my wife. How about sending your kids to a good school.

What?

I was homeschooled and got sent to a duel enrollment program in my local college at like 15 which got me the credits and scholarship I needed to start doing a bachlors at rice

Stop making shit up

Got summer school every year in middle school, got the bare minimum in hs, applied to one college got in with a scholarship now I am in grad school.
Life is kinda weird like that.

I went to public zoo School from k-9, then finished high school online and received a legitimate diploma. I'm honestly really glad I did though and it's not because I was bullied or socially autistic it was because I told my mom that I didn't want to deal with schreeching sheboons at 7 am in the cafeteria.

*screeching

Then there's the fact that college is nearing total uselessness now.

How fucking stupid can these teachers be...the plan is working, we are making people as stupid as fucking possible

Because they wont be prepared for the workforce. And they will never get checked.

Right..you guys don't have time because you have to both work full time in order to earn enough to pay 50% in taxes back to the government and have enough left over to make the minimum payment on your gigantic mortgage and may be put some rice and peanut butter on the table. Keep grinding on that wheel of pain user.

Took me a second to get it but it makes sense if it takes 10 minutes to make one cut it should take 20 to make 2 cuts...also what kinda weak ass takes 10 minutes to cut a single board

Why do you need to go to a (((good college)))?

Well I'd say, "How stupid are you?" So if one teacher makes one mistake and there are1.65 million teachers, I'd say that was well above 7 sigma quality.

You're one of those people who looks as Medicare fraud being $60 billion and you say "WOW" but you don't realize that the total Medicare spending is $3.2 trillion, making the fraud 1.8% which any company would kill their mothers for.

Learn to look past the story someone wants to tell to the one that makes sense.

>one teacher

dealing with screeching sheboons that fill up the hallways is a great way to redpill the youth 9bh

>If one teacher makes one mistake
You're implying, and your math requires, that this was the only public school teacher who has made a braindead error.

You're also not considering that if a teacher is able to make a mistake this fundamental, they are likely the source of many such mistakes.

Finally, the fact that they have not been replaced implies their peers are not substantially better.

>the fact that they have not been replaced implies their peers are not substantially better
Not necessarily. Their union-negotiated terms of employment may make them nearly impossible to fire.

Why are we dealing with teachers unions anyway?

Fuck, this hit some nerves.

Because why would we want Russia to collapse the public schools?

Why do any state workers have a union when they already get a vote? Fuck if I know.

Because they are full of humanist nonsense

Sorry man but you're kinda full of shit. I was homeschooled my who life and I'm doing great academically. I'm in a very good college right now. In fact, everyone I know who was homeschooled is far better off than those who weren't. Though, that could be because my state's schools are shit. Granted, I did play football and did a few extra curricular activities on the side so maybe you have a point.

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Are you implying there is something wrong with public schools?

((((Jobs))))

You dont need to go to a top school to get a job

>gf went vegan several months ago and I haven't eaten meat since
>really craving a delicious breakfast with bacon and eggs

Fuck you for posting this image

Where else will kids learn the basics of life?

>being this much of a beta faggot

You must mean "one good reason other than not having the time." If that's what you mean, then yea, I totally agree.

Why is this teacher wrong.

>not having the time."
What could be more important?

Literally nothing wrong with public education.

How long does it take to cut a board into one piece?

Well, that's because:
1. A's don't mean shit anymore. You need A+'s, and on the most advanced AP courses you can find. Otherwise Lucretius McNoggerty has the same GPA as you.
2. All the good schools are 1/3 filled with AA and smart foreigners.

Impossible question, the only way to answer is to work outside the box. The sizes of the pizzas was not specified. The teacher needs a fucking demotion to janitor.

EDIT

I'd get it if this was calculus and the teacher forgot a step, but this is literally 4th grade fractions.

No time

Who cares? Just do what this guy said and you save 20 k in bills by getting your AA in highschool.

> What could be more important?

Perhaps the job. There's a new study showing that children don't learn well when they're hungry.

Oh fuck nevermind I'm retarded

Complete loss of social interaction.

>letting your cf cuck you this hard
also lmao when you have no protein and all your gains down the drain

niggers

>i'm black

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECE

Why does your wife need to work?

Marie, apparently.

Jesus, worse than I thought desu

because kids need to learn how to interact with same age individuals over a long period of time. its up to the parents to fill in the many gaps of education and more importantly teach them how to defend themselves as well as the evils of man, not to fall for any bullshit weather its from peers or staff while still navigating though an external system.

>social interaction

because most people aren't knowledgeable enough to pass anything useful on

The answer is actually 15.85 minutes.

You absolutely should homeschool your kids.
Homeschooled kids in the aggregate are smarter, happier, and more successful than what public school churns out.

No

Just set it up as a differential equation you uneducated savage.

So 1 cut = ten minutes, but 2 cuts equal 15? What's teach smoking?

My kids are absolutely going to be homeschooled. If homeschooling is outlawed here before then, I'll move to a country where it isn't. I absolutely have zero faith in the American (((public education))) system.

Because charter schools exist.

You can grind out requirements and complete an associates degree in online school, all for free and without costing the taxpayers an extra dime.

No

They miss out on socializing with other kids.

If its a nigger school though then by all means home school your kids so they dont suffer.

So we can afford a house. Turns out, it's hard to study when it rains on you also.

Why do you need school to socialize?

>1 cut takes 10 minutes
>2 cut takes 15 minutes

Female teacher.

I saw a board in half; ten minutes pass and I have two half sized boards.
I saw one of the two half sized boards in half; ten minutes pass and I now have one half sized board and two quarter sized boards.
1+2=3 boards sawed in 10+10=20mins.
The teacher is retarded, and cannot solve basic word problems.

Yes, and the question is how can 4/6 of something be larger size than 5/6 of another thing. Kid was right, it is the only answer and you should kys if you think that was "working outside the box"

WEW I really hope that's not real

This is a very poorly-worded math problem, but remember the point is solving proportions. It could have been literally anything else other than sawing boards and it would have been absolutely fine.

Like really WTF is this (((reasoning))). If a single cut requires 10 minutes and you want four pieces in 20 mins you need a second price of wood for two cuts total. If you are using a single price of wood it would take fucking 30mins as it requires three cuts! In what fucking dimension does it take 15 mins to get three prices of wood?!

It actually displays beautiful how fucking stupid our education system is.

You're taught to respond to stimuli, not think.

>This is a very poorly-worded math problem
If it was poorly worded you could make an argument for 15 minutes
It is a clear question with a clear answer

Actually I noticed this same thing when I entered the casual workforce.

They'll tell you what to do, how to do it, what order to do it in, but very rarely did an instructor ever explain why you were doing something or helped you understand the system you were working with.

Me, I'd try to learn WHY I'm doing something and how it works, then I can do it better. But nope, just press red button when you see green light monkey.

It's incredibly poorly made. Regardless a true teacher would've solved this on her own and given credit to her students
>OK class it appears that this question was a trick question, realistically >the answer is 20, but as the key dictates 15 I will accept either answer >for credit. Now let's solve this problem together on the board.
That bitch is lazy and doesn't care about teaching kids, she just goes off the answer key blindly.

Exactly. Basic pattern recognition -> memorized formula. Beep boop I am doomed to be replaced by a computer.

As someone who trains entry level people for a a living it's because I can expect a 20% retention rate after a year if I'm lucky. The 20% that will stay are smart enough that they will seek out further training and knowledge. The rest I just need to get good enough to do what they are paid to do.

That's because people disproportionately choose to homeschool their kids when they have the resources and knowledge to do so. Interpreting this as "homeschooling in-and-of-itself intrinsically causes better academic performance than public schooling" is retarded and proof you shouldn't be in charge of educating your kids if you want them to stand a chance at succeeding in life.

It's like when you go to the store and the fucking cashier thinks you're handing them fake money becuase it's a $2 bill.

I think the satire Idiocracy got our future more right than most the books on the issue.

So this question assumes that you start with zero pieces of wood, after five minutes you have one piece, and after 10 minutes you have 2 pieces. This is a shitty question.

Of all the mindfucks this one is my favourite:
>You should only be able to marry someone of the opposite sex
instead of
>Marriage is an union between a man and a woman

how do these niggers get 15.
The answer is 20.
What the fuck

Please die.

please educate me i passed diffeq but haven't really used it since then except in programming which is all euler method anyway

>child wont be likely to become indoctrinated at your local liberal college
>will likely be too smart to take a loan to attend said indoctrination center
>will most likely learn a useful trade and do what (((they))) never want a goy to do, be productive for someone other than (((them)))

>the commie defends socialism
Wow, what a shocker.
Riddle me this commie, if public education worked then why wouldn't every citizen who went through it be prepared to educate a child K-12?
Fun fact: roughly half of high school graduates can't pass a simple GED test.

Shit when I worked for CVS I eventually trained entry level people too, then they eventually turned my store into a location for training store managers.

I wouldn't even know where to even begin. The ex-Home Depo manager who had absolutely no understanding of working on anything outside paperwork? The Jewish coal burning daddies girl corporate hire making like triple the wage of anyone else, including the people training her, and set to get her very own store? She was probably the best, there were times where she'd try to talk me into shutting the whole store down and going to get food with her.

actually its as easy as studying for the SATs

I don't see how it can interpreted to mean this. You cant make wood out of nothing only shape the wood you have and the question specifically states that you have a board to begin with.

>only know of two kids who were homeschooled
>they came back to public school in high school and they were both gay

That's terrifying, I had to wing a GED test once and got in the top 5% for my state.

10 min/ 2 pieces
twice as fast:
5 min / 2 pieces

--> 5 min/2 pieces = x min/ 3 pieces
--> 15 min-pieces/2 pieces = 7.5 min (ans.)

If at least one parent can't spend time with their kids, then they shouldn't have had any kids in the first place.

Father hunts and defends the family, mother forages and takes care of the kids.

I am vibrating with rage right now.

> Euler method.
Pleb tier.
Use Runge Kutta for better accuracy.

Finsoc reporting. We got public school and we get good grades and make fun how simple and easy murica educational level is.

I was homeschooled all the way through high school. I'll admit, having the Senior Prom was awkward, but I still got laid. Thanks mom.

Were you going somewhere with this story?

Assume the initial conditions that when t=0 you have one piece of wood and when t=10 you have 2 pieces of wood. A_0 = 1 piece, solve for the rate constant remembering that k>0 since it's a growth problem (the number of pieces are increasing).

It doesn't say "twice as fast," nigger.

I am sure it contains absolutely zero leftist propaganda