Reminder that if you're penis is less than 8.5 inches long. you have inferior genes and you shouldn't breed

reminder that if you're penis is less than 8.5 inches long. you have inferior genes and you shouldn't breed.

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My dick is bent from my unique masturbation position.

You mean circumcision.

Fake chart for dicklets. 12 inches is the absolute minimum to satisfy a woman and you should have at least 16 to be considered big.

Someone spent way too much time on this fake infographic.
>Penis Size Bell Curve
>6.5"
The mean average size is closer to 5.2"

>tfw 2.5in dicklet

Anyone who gives a shit about penis sizes are just insecure faggots, kys op

Nope, I put too much pressure on it, and when you jerk it 4x a day, it bends.

Masturbate with caution, kids.

Amateurs.

>caring what women want

I could literally not have a dick and women would still line up to lick my asshole because I make good money and their friends/family will like me.

This is some feminist bullshit designed to make you doubt your worth. Truth is that women become worthless in their 30's and men just keep getting more valuable.

This. Doesn't matter how big you are, so long as you're more then 4 inches it's all about technique anyway.

>inches

I don't give a flying fuck. I'm hung like a Greek Statue, but it's mine. Gets hard, shoots, ain't a baby carrot.

If it works, it works. If it doesn't, I'll make it work. No use in being ashamed of it. Life's too short to be.

>all about technique
This is the biggest fucking meme, you're pumping your dick in a bitch, not figure skating with your penis

>not figure skating with your penis
How much more plebeian can you get? I bet you don't even have impartial judges score you after.

>16 inches is now considered big
Tip top fucking kek, shows how pathetic Sup Forums is these days.

Anything less than 4 feet long is basically a clitoris. And anything less than 6 feet long is basically a micropenis.

Reminder: if you can't wrap your penis around your waist at least 4 times, you might as well cut it off.

Tfw 7.3 x 5

>caring about women's pleasure.

The only technique there is:

Fuck her until you cum
Deny that you did
Avoid her like the plague

Rinse and repeat.

>kys-ing hinging on a fascicle of veins in a skin faggot

might as well let the sarlaccs have the planet

>Cuming before her
>Cuming only once

You sure you're the one with a dick?

The ideal penis size is being 6'2", fit, nice car and big bank account.

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Sounds cliche as fuck but honestly man you were given the gift of life and I'm assuming you aren't disabled or anything so live it up, man. It really could be so much worse. Sex is overrated as fuck.

Kek

Actually posting dick size on a message board

>some 350 lbs dude made this image in his basement
>slapped some fake sources on the end to make it seem like it's mainstream

>Letting her "cum" first

I bet you lick the white stuff around her flaps while thinking it's her delicious smegma too.
Hint: It's Jamal's cum. You're eating Jamal's cum.

Go tip your fedora somewhere else, Leaf.

>a million years from now
suggesting humanity will be around beyond 2250.

>not using your penis as a belt

pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/

This and only this.

Men who obsess over penis size are like women who obsess over weight. Both feminine behaviors. Whoever took the time to make this shit should just hang themselves. I've never heard of a woman dumping a man because of penis size. Women don't even think like that, insecure men do.

>In a study of penis size where measurements were taken in a laboratory setting, the average penis circumference when erect was 4.8 inches (12.3 cm), which means that the average width of the erect penis is approximately 1.5 inches (4 cm).

>Can't please her in bed while using her to please yourself

I actually feel sorry for you

12 feet with all the girth of a clothesline I'm sure. If your dick is thin enough to fit in the pipes they use for the municipal water supply you might as well just use it to tie a strap on with the proper dimensions to your crotch.

Women tend to overestimate penis size to ridiculous degrees. I've got ~6.5 and every woman who has seen it thinks it's some kind of monster 10 inch dick.

>looking up porn comparisons and size statistics
lmao at this insecure dicklet

Sex is pretty overrated desu.

so you agree that bigger is better right m8?

>My dick is really tiny and limp, so I decided to make a thread of bullshit to counter my insecurity.

>An average penis size of 8.8 cm (3.5 inches) when flaccid. An average penis size of 12.9 cm (5.1 inches) when erect.

>thinking women will ever be satisfied

I'm kinda impressed that you've taken the time to amass or create these images.

If you spend 200,000 years never hunting or inventing anything, you tend to suck at math and physical problems.

>serving someone else

I knew you were a faggot, I just couldn't pin what kind. Now I know.

timestamp pic of your dick OP or GTFO

>cropping is hard

average female hand width is 2.9 inches

if OP is right women need a man who they can fit their hands 3 times around his dick

and if you know anything about porn it's that there are maybe 2 guys in the enitre business that a women can fit thier hands 3 times around his cock


THIS THREAD IS A SHILL THREAD BY THE JEWS TO MAKE EVERYONE INSECURE

>They looked at 100 women who had never been pregnant and found that vagina lengths, unstimulated, range from 2.75 inches to about 3ΒΌ inches. When a woman is aroused, it increased to 4.25 inches to 4.75 inches.

The average vagina evolved to take the average penis. They're both around the same size. If you have a 9 inch dick you can't even fit half of it inside.

All of this and more means essentially nothing with the proper sex aids.

After there will be established World Caliphate nobody will give a fuck about woman opinion and pleasure.

Well harder than just saving images, which I also said would have been impressive. I didn't expect you to have replies to every rebuttal.

What the fuck is up with edgy Calvin and Hobbes?

You go onto Plebbit, and you see poor bastards condemning themselves to endless misery because they are an inch or two off, or because a couple bitches maybe laugh or reject them. It's pathetic. Of things to be ashamed of, a cock ain't one of them.

I ain't hung. And I ain't the ideal. But at the end of it, you have to suck it up, deal with it, and take pride in fucking on in spite of it. If someone laughs, tell them to fuck off. If you hear a dick joke, take it and don't whine like a bitch about it. Society ain't going to bend its beauty standards to appease anyone.

JUST LOOK AT THE PLACE WHERE HAVING THE BIGGEST DICK WILL MAKE YOU THE MOST MONEY

and you'll simply see the truth that the biggest ones on porn are around 7 inches

bumping this against all the disinfo in this thread

I'm just pointing out the bottom right portion of the op pic. You're literally rephrasing it word for word on how women can't measure. It's a meme used by guys with small dicks to feel big.

this is now a nigger facts thread

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nice pic saved

Where can i find that? Asking for a friend

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I don't measure in burgers, but I'm about 24cm.
But I'm not gonna breed anyway.
Kids suck.

>look at this insecure dicklet.

Looking at OP's chart, it is a shame I don't have 8.5 inches but I feel my 7.5 is gud enuf.

This is might be true. I used to date a woman who had several partners in the past but could never get an orgasm from penetrative sex alone and even cited some feminist statistic saying X%, a majority, of women couldn't get off from penetrative sex alone.

I literally fucked the fake news feminism out of her.

generally once you post niggerfacts all the dis info propagating shills dissapear

jelq you moron

this will fit in great in the FBI database, user

reminds of last time I had sex
>dirtytalk.jpg
>"your dick is so big"
>run program autism.exe
>"actually its average"
>"your the most muscular man I've ever been with"
>"really?"
amazing how them being in love alters their perception of reality

It's not about length. If you can fuck a girl for over an hour they will accidently mumble "I love you" on the first night.

none of you fakefacts pushing faggots can argue against empirical evidence

kill yourself

Remember to report nonpolitical threads.

A womens guide bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

its funny because when you watch porn, it seems like 90% of the penises are 4-5 inches erect. so something is not adding up. women have different depths of vaginas also, it's the same as men. small dicks fit small vaginas. small dick will not satisfy large vagina, but a big dick will hurt a small vagina.

>when you're part of the small dick master race

Keyword: Average

Some girls in porn are very small and under 5' tall which is well under the average height for a white female. Their hands may be a little smaller than normal.

For the last time : it IS important, but it's not the ONLY important thing...
You can try anything with a toothpick, it'll still be ineffective. Your black mamba is too static, she'd expect better. Same thing from their side : you can have an hourglass figure, if the moves don't follow, you'll be boring. You got a landwhale body but move like Shakira? Your partner will choke under all these fat folds...

Who the FUCK Cares what satisfies A ROASTIE ??? YOU BETA KEKS

YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN THEM YOU CUM WHEN YOU WANT WITHOUT GIVING TWO SHITS ABOUT THEIR ENTERTAINMENT.
YOU CUM IN THE RIGHT TIME ANYTIME.
WOMEN LOVE MEN WHO GIVE THEM THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ATTENTION.

I'm like 6.5" and i've never had a complaint.

I've fucked liek 10 grils too so git on my level

If you arnt getting regular cardiovascular exercise this is the most important thing you need to do to be good in bed.

When your heart is pumping with more efficiency your dick is much harder which makes it feel bigger and you have increased stamina in bed. In addition to this exercise increases your testosterone giving you an increased feeling of desire for sex.

Run 20 or 30 kilometres a week and you will become a stud.

Have you faggots ever even watched porn? Most female porn stars are around 5"3 and the guys are manlets. I have a legit 6.5 and 90% of porn I watch the dudes dick is around that size. You have to take in account all the camera trickery. you faggots act like 8 inch is normal in porn. 6.5-7.5 is 99% of pornstars

>Posted by Germany & nazi idiots
That's unexpected...

how the fuck do I increase peis size from 4"? I'm never gonna please a girl like this. It's honestly going to be surgery at this point if jelqing's a meme and I'll have to leave country to find a clinic that does this.

>you have inferior genes
for some people, for me it was years of erectile dysfunction shrinking my penis from inactivity

T. Roastie

Oh sorry user, I didn't read the whole thing because CNN told me not to listen to fake news

#MicroPenisesMatter

did I hurt your subhuman little inferiority complex fueled emotions?

kill yourself

You apparently are as blue-pilled as is possible without actually having a clinical mental challenge diagnosis.

This is of course implying that female orgasms actually are important for any reason. Or to state the matter more precisely, implying that "men being able to make a woman orgasm from normal penetrative sex" is important whatsoever.

A great number of women never orgasm ever, no matter what. Guess what, it doesn't stop them from bearing the children of their husband and passing their genes to the next generation.

The mere fact that the male orgasm is so easy to "come" by and the female orgasm is so much more elusive, and that so many women have trouble while almost no man does is simply the proof in the pudding that in evolutionary terms the male orgasm is extremely important, and the female orgasm is not.

Women who do orgasm for any reason should be pretty happy about it. Most other female mammals do not. This is an accident of history, as the female orgasm is absolutely not necessary for procreation.

Also...have you ever been to an adult shop? There are 200,000 products available to help women orgasm. Obviously they need help. Obviously the alleged "large dicked" men aren't covering it very adequately. No one is!

Also your entire argument is self evidently demolished by the fact that there are 4.4 billion asian people, and a good 80% of them have a below average cock size by any objective standard. Meanwhile the number of African people is 1.2 billion.

Redpilled TLDR: female orgasm is irrelevant

Finally! A real man in this thread who knows what a cock SHOULD be

wew last time I posted in one of these threads I got a three day ban by a pedo mod stating it was "garbage" despite the fact that shit like this is posted daily: and despite the fact that from the perspective of social engineering en masse, this relates politically since it is obviously advancing an agenda

anyway, hoping to get productive again ;)

>science is wrong about the average because a I say so
wut

It's really more about girth to be honest. Imagine if your genitals were internal. Filling the cavity is what gives the pleasure. Sticking in a long toothbrush won't give much pleasure. Something like 4-5 inches around is good but probably a whole lot of girls like 6 inch girth. My ex gf had a pretty large sex toy, like 6.5" girth and she really loved that thing. Sucks but that's the way it is. If your length is insertable length then that's probably fine. Looks short visually but you should hit the g spot.

the real question is why is nu-pol talking about satisfying roasties?
Where did all the talk about "women are the weaker gender and should be submissive" go ?

exactly

Also I've seen at least 400 porno videos with a woman getting fucked by huge cocks relentlessly and she never achieves an orgasm. My personal experience is that my wife of 19 years has probably had about 25 orgasms in those 19 years. She likes the intimacy most, she can make her own orgasms in her own time if she wants.

This is about average. Anyone less than this should just end it because life isn't worth living as a dicklet.

Rub your micropenises on her clit. She will come, now buck up, start lifting and stop feeling like shit.

>A Belgian being a sensitive cuck
Unexpected

Well that's bullshit. Anything over 7 inches hits my cervix and hurts like a son of a bitch. 6-6.5 is my perfect range.

Don't take my word for it, read the reviews on things. Check Bad Dragon if you want feedback with pics, just watch out for the gayness. Read the reviews by women, the vast majority can't take anything beyond a small on that site.